ThePrincessOfTheCoathangers
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Joined 02-20-05, id: 762913
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

This profile was stolen without shame or permission from my dear friend Laura of Maychoria.

Name: The Princess
Age: 20
Occupation: Professional College Student
Location: Midwest
Eyes: Grey/Blue/Green
Hair: Shoulder-length and of the brownish-blonde persuasion
Height: 5’10”
Weight: More than it should be
Favorite color: I like pretty much every color when used well.
Favorite TV show: That 70's Show and Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Favorite authors: L.M. Montgomery, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, Baum (Oz books), Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchet, Elizabeth Goudge, Louisa May Alcott, Gene Straton Porter - I think that's all I'll write for now.
Favorite music: This list is so long, I won't inflict it on anyone.
Favorite genres: I'll read anything as long as it's good and not too dark.
Latest obsession: Writing fanfic instead of just reading it
Last obsession: Neopets (Still is an obsession, really)
Second to last obsession: Reading fanfic.
Relatives: Two parents, one younger brother, 4 grandparents, 2 aunts, 2 uncles, 2 cousins
Temperament: Generally considered a mess
Writing style: It's all about the characters, not so much what happened as why. Generally a bit wry (and I tend to use obscure words)
Lifestyle: Currently very happily dating my wonderful boyfriend
Religion: Christianity
Car: Very beat up (poor Cherry Bomb)
Room: Sometimes too cheerful for me
Computer: My laptop is still lost in my savings account. Only like four more months.
Friends: Nerdy and lovable, generally
Last good movie seen: House of Flying Daggers
Last good book read: The Princess Bride by William Goldman

Things you can expect to find in my writing:
Humor
Hermione Granger
Specfically Hermione with Blaise Zabini or George Weasley
Way more background info than you need

All fics listed in my favorites are highly recommended. Authors listed as favorites are even more highly recommended. Enjoy.

Last updated 3-3-05

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Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8499 - Favs: 10,168 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Ancient Alliance by lilithyane reviews
It starts in the summer following Harry’s 5th year. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny will uncover an ancient secret that will affect their friendship in unforeseen ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Darkness Within The Light by Volans reviews
Harry’s lost his parents, Sirius and any chance at a normal life because of a prophecy. Unfortunately the prophecy Harry was told isn’t the real one. Dumbledore changed it to hide the true savior at the expense of the Potters. Harry is about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,038 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Harry P.
Roommates by slytherinrules85 reviews
At the start of seventh year, Head Boy and Girl Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger are assigned quarters together. As the year goes on, they discover an ageold mystery and the War becomes close to home. Now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,229 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
What Would You Do? by Volans reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts everyone believes Harry is dead except Ginny. Leaving everyone behind she searches for her husband. Powerful Ginny. Harry and Ginny Potter -Complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hiding by Volans reviews
Harry tired of having things hidden from him and being manipulated decides to run away. Ginny helps. HPGW -Complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,188 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Prince of Avalon by Adriana1 reviews
Sequel to SHATTERED, but stands alone. Saga of Draco Malfoy after Voldemort is defeated. He contends with Harry Potter, fame, power, celebrity, groupies, hippogriffs, his Uncle Severus, and the royal crown. Oh, and someone wants to kill him. DM-GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,867 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Other Side of Infinity by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Stranded on an unpopulated planet after their ship crashes, ObiWan Kenobi and QuiGon Jinn meet a couple of unexpected friends . . . and an unexpected enemy. Completed
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,870 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Shattered by Adriana1 reviews
COMPLETE After leaving Hogwarts, Hermione has become a powerful healer. As Severus Snape re-enters her life, things will never be the same. A story of Love and War. SS-HG AN: The sequel has been posted and updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,051 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Thalia Kendall reviews
Two very different yet startlingly alike people are on a mission for the Light Side. The elegant French princess and the fearless English adventurer meet, and sparks fly. BillFleur fic DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,967 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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The Ambivalent Pearl reviews
Put Tonks, Ginny and Luna in Grimmauld Place for the summer. Get them very bored. Add musical instruments. Throw in one reluctant Hermione Granger. That's right, Hermione. You're starting the girl rock revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Hermione G.
Prankful Love reviews
For Hermione and George pranks and revenge lead to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
What's In A Name? reviews
Hermione muses on her many nicknames and the relationships that produced them. Definately only a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete