Exintaris
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Joined 06-03-01, id: 76344, Profile Updated: 02-05-13
Author has written 16 stories for Friends.

British, male, straight, far too old to be fooling around like this, but what can I do? I love them. Good candidate for Friends Anonymous.

5th Feb. 2013. For a long time my "Friends in the Wild West" dream-fantasies have attracted very little interest. I have therefore decided to remove them; anyone interested in seeing texts can contact me by email.

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The One With Joey's Emergency Plan by Starway Man reviews
Repost Jill and Ursula show up. Joey forgetfully arranges to date both of them on the same night. Phoebe gets upset, Rachel get jealous, Ross gets a fist in his face and Chandler tries to cope with Monica's desire for a baby. Then things get complicated.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
The New Kid by Cress reviews
Joey:Chandler slash. An AU fic about the two boys meeting in high school. None of the other main Friends will appear until college. Not dark, but has a couple of sex scenes.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,539 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Chandler B., Joey T. - Complete
Standard Lines by BluEyes reviews
Ross catches up to Emily at the airport. Monica decides she's not on London time. Randler seeks solace in each other. - Season 5 with a twist CR, CM, RR *COMPLETE*
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,177 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
I'll Be There For You by BluEyes reviews
A la Bon Jovi, not The Rembrandts. Missing scenes to fill in the gaps between the toe-cutting incident of Thanksgiving 1988 to a wedding-dress clad Rachel walking through the doors of Central Perk in 1994. Mondler-centric, but will include all characters
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,376 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Until It's Gone by Tina Chaves1 reviews
Ross agreed to Emily's request for him never to see Rachel again. A year later, things have changed.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,140 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Rachel G., Ross G. - Complete
Recovering the Satellites by BluEyes reviews
Season 7. Chandler feels he lost himself somewhere along the way. Randler COMPLETE!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,369 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Chandler B. - Complete
Phase Three by BluEyes reviews
Rachel helps Chandler achieve Phase Three...and then some. Randler. COMPLETE, a-woo-hoo!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,710 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Getting The Guy by dailyangel88 reviews
Set about a month after Crazy, Phoebe finally tells someone about her feelings for Joey but will this make things better or worse? Read on to find out.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Phoebe B., Joey T. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect Partners by Callison reviews
Mondler. What if instead of working out with him, Monica had agreed to help Chandler be better with women? A different twist starting in Season 2.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,701 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Chandler B., Monica G. - Complete
In Other Words by Accidental Beauty reviews
London - shaken, not stirred. (C&R) Caution: Sexual themes, language.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,765 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003
TOW The Insurance Fraud by Cress reviews
Joey:Chandler slash, with limited Monica:Rachel and Ross:Phoebe. Chandler devises a scheme to pay for Joey's hernia operation.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,394 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Instead of Yemen by Cress reviews
Janice returns after divorcing Gary, but Chandler doesn't fake move to Yemen, because he still loves her. This drives Joey crazy, which leads to surprising consequences.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,457 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Joey T., Chandler B.
Shoot Me Now: A Mother's Day Story by writerchic16 reviews
Chandler tries to figure out how to bring Monica and her mother together on Mother’s Day; Ross realizes he has to do something nice for the mother of his child, Rachel, a little too late. Rating only for mild language. COMPLETE
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Second Chance by aa cohen reviews
How do you let go of your love for a women who was never really yours? Chandler struggles to let go with the help of an unexpected friend. Chandler and Joey Slash & AU story
Friends - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 8/19/2004
Beautiful Stranger by aa cohen reviews
Chandler goes away for a weekend to get away from it all, but he found more than he ever thought he could be looking for in a stranger. Complete
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Complete
Right In Front Of Me by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
When Ross returns from China with Julie, Rachel does something -- and someone -- unexpected. Warning: Strong sexual themes, strong language, and constant nicotine abuse.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,887 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003
The Tribbiani Trifecta by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
Monica and Chandler -- soulmates? Phoebe sure doesn't think so. As their wedding day approaches, Phoebe hatches Her Ultimate Plan... but what is she really up to?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,359 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002
Can't Go Home Again by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
2008. Years after the finale, a funeral reunites the Friends, offering them a chance to fix the mistakes of their past. Chandler-centric. COMPLETE.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,523 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Chandler B. - Complete
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Always On My Mind reviews
THE FINAL CHAPTER! Ross and Rachel's date and what follows.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,726 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008
The One Where Chandler Is King, But Who Is Queen? reviews
A plan of Janice's went wrong, with the result that Chandler is now with Monica. But Janice has discovered that she was tricked, and intends revenge. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/20/2002
The One With Ross Without Rachel reviews
A very AU version of the Break Up and what follows. Warning: not for lobster-lovers.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,455 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
The One Where They All Get Over It reviews
Phoebe has summoned the others, all scattered now, to Central Perk to tell them something important. What has led them to separate, especially Chandler and Monica? What is Phoebe's news? Read, and you will find out.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,103 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
Don't You Want Me, Baby? reviews
Story starts from the beach house weekend. Ross chooses Bonnie, not Rachel. What will Rachel do now? Chandler seems interested in Monica, but so are others. Whom will she choose? Warning: not for R&R or C&M fanatics.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,024 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
The Return of Richard reviews
The third in the trilogy formed by True Love and The Pursuit of Janice which it follows very closely. Reviews always welcome.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,717 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Complete
Suppose Things Had Gone A Different Way reviews
Explorations of pairings among the Friends & their circle. Further reviews for any of stories would be welcome.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 8/16/2002
The Return of Emily reviews
Starts in Series 5. Emily turns up one night, hoping to get Ross to forgive her and take her back. Will she succeed, or will Rachel get Ross back? This and other important questions are all answered.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete
The Pursuit of Janice reviews
Set in the world of True Love. Joey makes a bet with Chandler about Janice, but gets interested in her. Will she take him seriously? Final chapter now up. Reviews always welcome.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Complete
The One With Bonnie reviews
Warning: ff Rachel and Bonnie. Last chapter of the Love Goddess Sequence, reposted as background for The One With The Blues. Now 9.4.2004 slightly revised.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Complete
Where A Kiss Can Lead reviews
Rachel & Phoebe fall in love, ff sex references. I can always use more reviews.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Complete
True Love reviews
M & R love story, fairly mild references to ff sex. Thanks for new reviews, I can always use more. This sequence is continued in The Pursuit of Janice and The Return of Richard.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Complete
The One With All the Reversals reviews
What would happen if the Friends started acquiring each others', or new, characteristics, back in the beginning? Couples develop, but not those of the show. NB: I have no intentio of adding any more to this story, see top of Ch. 11.
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,487 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Complete
The One With the Blues reviews
See Author's Note and The One With Bonnie for explanation of the background. It is mainly about Ross and Emily, married when it starts, Rachel, and Julie. Mild references to ff sexual relationships.
Friends - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002 - Complete
Entertaining Angels Unawares reviews
C&M, R&R are in a mess. They need help, which comes from an unexpected source ... Follows from The One Where Rachel Is Brave. WARNING: a little femslash in Ch. 2, but mainly about the two couples.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2002 - Published: 8/13/2001 - Complete
TOW Rachel is Brave reviews
How would the Friends fare if transported to a fantasy world, where they looked like some notable local characters?
Friends - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2001 - Complete
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