lordmasterkris
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Joined 02-22-05, id: 763796
Author has written 7 stories for Grand Theft Auto.

Currently holds "official" title for funniest GTA fic writer.

Is currently at war with Actionmax. Where did you go, man? Probably the same place I did, to be honest...

Shout out to Jamie (AKA Phoenix Master), for no reason, really.

Story to read right now: "Unconditional Love" by the Phoenix Master himself. Do it, you know you can't resist. I should probably catch up with it too.


I've been forced by the embodiment of the devil (Phoenix Master) to do something with this profile, which has had few changes since I joined the site a good three or four millennia ago.

Personally I don't think people actually want to read this stuff, and judging by the hit counter for my profile page, they don't. But whatever. We'll do it in survey format again.

Name: Kris

Age: 16

This whole section shall be redone!
My stories, in order of distance from completion:

GTA: Big Brother - Carl, Claude and Tommy are trapped in Liberty City's latest TV flop until their eviction, and with Lazlow as the host, you know it'll never happen. New guests are added each chapter, drop me a line with your ideas, I'd love to hear em. STATUS - ONGOING, NO END IN SIGHT!

Fame Or Fugitive - I guess the best way to describe it is my GTA story. It's first person, and it's all action from start to finish. Features familiar faces from GTAs gone past, and a new approach to the stuff Rockstar didn't explain. The main reason it's here is for a look at how I've improved since I joined the site, it's pretty noticable, especially in chapter size. STATUS - AWAITING FINAL CHAPTER. SEQUEL?

The Game Of Life - Carl, Claude and Tommy (again). This time they are traveling through famous video games for some bizarre reason. A random tale of idiocy and Abe's Oddyssey. Even I don't know what'll happen next. STATUS - PAUSED, CAN'T BE BOTHERED

Pardon From An Angel (PFAA) - You think your life is sorted, on the rise, but you're wrong. His family is killed, and a whirlwind of anger and sadness overwhelms him. Left with nothing, he has to work his way back to the top, the memory of his dead family always fresh in his mind, revenge at the top of his list. STATUS - COMPLETE! FIRST MULTI-CHAPTERED STORY I'VE FINISHED IN OVER A YEAR!

Vertical Bird - The San Andreas Mission rewritten in a humourous way, everything goes wrong, resulting in much pain and death for CJ. STATUS - ONE SHOT, FINISHED

Cabmageddon - Novel form of the Vice City Kaufman Kabs missions (all three of em). Puts a more action packed and imaginative spin on them. Bear in mind I wrote this a while ago, I figure I can do better. STATUS - ONE SHOT, FINISHED

Gang Warfare - All the gangs in Liberty battle it out after some interference from the Leones. Very short, very old, still good. STATUS - ONE SHOT, FINISHED


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Here are some people who's work you MUST read.

This whole section pending a complete makeover!
I have a C2 community for comedy stories featuring GTA in any sort of significant way. It's in the general section. Drop me a line to get something added.

Peace out.

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The Last Job by Dominus Noobius reviews
After fifteen years inside, Tommy Vercetti was sent to Vice City for one last job with the Forelli Mafia. But when the deal is blown, a relaxing holiday turns into a huge search, which only leads to more trouble. Rewritten. Chs 10 & 11 up.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,846 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Tommy V. - Complete
Wanted Level Six by Tesuma reviews
A collection of intertwining noir stories which focus on several major characters with different paths that center around the crime-ridden, Metropolis state known as San Andreas where tension has risen to an all-time high. Added Chapter!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,847 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/6/2005
Black Jack by Howel de Wolfe reviews
A turfwar rages between 4 different gangs. Told from the perspective of one. Final chapter is up.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Rags to Riches by A.O Drak reviews
A story about an up and coming gangster, Dwayne Banks. His role as a shark will send him through the cities of Vice and Liberty, meeting very familiar characters along the way, Chapter 2 is up!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005
Small Time Crooks by Sadistic Fox reviews
Two small time crooks team up with an ex-cop turned ex-con to pull the biggest job of their careers, all while another crook named Leon is hopelessly trying to pay back an enourmous debt owed to a big time mobster.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005
GTA: Twin Tales 2 by Schmoke reviews
Two tales in one story. A reimagining of GTA 2 but with a more complex story. The first tale is set mainly in 2030 but begins in 2019. The second tale is set between 1999 and 2025. TWO NEW CHAPTERS UP 18.5.06! REVIEWS WELCOME!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Route to a Gang War by Sid Hawk reviews
A gang member wakes up to a whole lot of crap that he doesn't need. Why didn't he just stay in bed? Rated T for cursing and violence. Genre is DramaComedyAction
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
That GTA Show! by Aaron Gamemaster reviews
Notice the refrence in the title. It is like that 70's show but in my own version. Tommy, Claude, and Carl share an apartment, and are constantly partying with friends and manage to get into loads of trouble.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
Band Of Brothers by Aaron Gamemaster reviews
It is finally here, as I promised. CJ, Nick Kang, Tommy Vercetti, Claude Speed, Max Payne, Solid Snake, and Leon Kennedy fighting together against the Russian army invading Los Santos. Episode III up!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005
Three Kings by Actionmax reviews
Tommy Vercetti, Carl Johnson, and Fido are brought together. For what? And what will happen? (Completed)
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,255 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Grand Theft Auto Japan by DJ Hans Oberlander reviews
This is a GTA fanfic taking place 10 years after the events of GTA3. After skyrocketing crime and unemployment have consumed Japan's Kanzen region, the syndicates have been at war with each other for control of Kanzen.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Grand Theft Auto: Max Payne In Liberty City by Aaron Gamemaster reviews
Also called GTAMPILC. I tried to make long title because I wanted to. It is Max Payne in Liberty city. I added fictional characters, and it has nothing to do with the Max Payne, or GTAIII story lines.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
Special Needs Cop by SurfnSexnCinema reviews
A novelization of "Special Needs Cop", advertised on Entertaining America in GTA:SA. Tim is a cop on the edge, assigned to go undercover at a school for mentally challenged kids and snuff out a drug dealer. Special Ed will never be the same!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2005
Bank Robbery: Reloaded by Sadistic Fox reviews
Tommy and Sonny try to rob a bank. Rewritten version of an earlier fic. ONE-SHOT. Read it, review it.... love it
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
GTA: Twin Tales by Schmoke reviews
Two tales all in one story. The first one is set a year after GTA3 about Fido. The second one is about Tommy Vercetti trying to make his name in Liberty City. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP! PLEASE REVIEW!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
The Search For Sasquatch by Aaron Gamemaster reviews
The name pretty much says it all. It is based on Jeff Hendrick's experience, and his teams expedition to find Sasquatch. Rated for adult content, and violence. Please review, and tell me what you think about this idea. FINISHED PLEASE R&R!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
The Anarchist by Digsy reviews
The arrival of a violent anarchist in Liberty brings our silent gunman into action and grabs the attention of an ageing Florida crimelord. New Chapter, Chapter 6 posted!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003
Sightless Reality by Unconscious reviews
My first fic taking place 12 years after game's events. After a Galbadian leader is assassinated, war breaks out between Galbadia and Esthar. Squall finds himself stuck in the middle trying to discover the true meaning of the war and his own inner secrets
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2002 - Published: 1/31/2002
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Grand Theft Auto: Big Brother reviews
The three main GTA characters are forced to live in the same house, along with others who will be added. Bad language is used. Read and see what happens, and don't forget to review! DAY 10 ADDED, MY FIRST UPDATE IN ALMOST A YEAR!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,947 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 3/16/2005
Pardon From An Angel reviews
The original cowritten story rewritten by me alone. A driver for the Leone Mafia moves to Liberty. After his family is killed in a fire, he goes on a hatefueled quest for revenge and learns just how Liberty got its title as the worst city in America.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Fame or Fugitive reviews
Formerly Making It The Hard Way. A story about revenge, oppression, action, violence, and survival in a fictional world as tough as Vice and Liberty combined!Includes characters and references from previous GTAs, with a few clever twists.Please R&R!Ch14UP
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,725 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
The Game of Life reviews
If you got a better title, let me know. Carl, Claude and Tommy are sent on a weird journey into some video games in an attempt to kill each other for some reason. . . Read and review, it's funny. . . Honest. (Will be chaptered)
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Vertical Bird reviews
The mission Vertical Bird from San Andreas. A completely random, pointless, humourous retelling. How else can I explain it? READ IT NOW! IT'S FINISHED! AND REVIEW!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Cabmageddon reviews
Title will change if I add more missions. This is a novelisation of the Kaufman Kabs missions from GTA Vice City, written with some twists that I thought would be cool. really short, please review so I know whether to do more.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
Gang Warfare reviews
Very short story set in Liberty City picking up just just after the end of GTA 3. The gangs all meet for a gang war and carnage unfolds. FINISHED. PLEASE REVIEW!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
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