Author has written 3 stories for King Arthur, Star Trek: 2009, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.
My pen name is Aoibhinn. My second in command is Author, who shows up in some stories and the bipolar inner voice in my head (this means she isn't actually a person...I'm not even sure she's a she).
In real life, I'm a (sorta) normal American girl. I have a cat and hate home-cooked Chinese cook; the restaurant stuff is okay. Sarcastic around boys...and basically everyone in general except my parents and my pastor. Love books, chocolate, movies, fan fiction (duh), and good reviews (even more than chocolate, and that's saying a lot).
Top Three Shows:
#1) X-Files: The show that started it all for me and makes us look at every weird thing like it's ten times weirder than it actually is...basically the show is weird to the level of awesome.
#2) Castle:A newbie, but holds great potential with a sassy, grown from the ashes of a despairingpast, no-nonsense, female cop and a witty, charming, slept-with-1000-women yet compassionate crime writing sidekick as the two main leads. This show is great to watch for murder, mayhem, and more romantic tension between the pair than you can stand.
#3) Mystery Science Theatre 3000:This show isn't even on air (as far as I know), but give me sarcasm tossed at horribly done sci-fimovies any day of the week. Honestly, my mom and I don't blink an eye at spending fifty bucks for just four episodes of this classic. Anyway, we always end up distracted from the expense with sore sides from laughing so hard.
Top Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Drama, and Horror Films:
Comedy - Monty Python and the Holy Grail:"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place." Mix in rude French guards, Sir Galahad the Chaste up against "eight score blonds and brunettes all between 16 and 19 and a half", and a killer rabbit, you've got yourself hilarity in the saddle.
Romance - Moulin Rouge: Everyone in love should be able to sing it out like Christian and Satine. Beneaththis marvelous, artistic display of the French Bohemian culture lies the analogy of truth that pure love reigns over any type of shiny and sophisticated lust.
Adventure - The 10th Kingdom: Technically a miniseries, but only seven hours would do in depicting such a realistic story about a normal, everyday girl landing in a world made up of fairy tales. This movies takes people back to childhood and reminds you that even tales that include poison apples and glass slippers can lead to answering the hardest of life's questions.
Drama - Amazing Grace:Describing the righteous fight William Wilberforce brought against the part Britain played in the slave trade, no other film I have seen inspires me more to believe that the God belongs in the hearts of every person, and that considering your fellow man more precious than yourself is as vital to a good life as breath.
Horror - From Hell:Two words for you: Johnny Depp and Jack the Ripper. At first the coupling seems unlikely to succeed in a good slasher film, yet Johnny pulls it off again as the opium addicted detective after the crazed killer of London's prostitutes. What puts icing on this delicious and somewhat frightening cake is the well developed story line that asks the question of how far the human mind goes to show devotion towards one's own twisted beliefs.
Top Three Books
#1) Bible: Word of God. Enough said.
#2) Chronicles of Narnia:Tales of a magical land set up the stage where all ages become fascinated by one of the oldest and greatest stories ever told. Who knew all you had to do was replace Jesus with a lion named Aslan to get people interested in the fight against spiritual evil again?
#3) Stephanie Plum books:I can't read these books in public usually or else people will become privy of my annoying laugh. Described as a combination of Nancy Drew and Dirty Harry, the Stephanie Plum books take their readers to middle class New Jersey where the protagonist, a skill-less bounty hunter named Stephanie, finds friends in a retired, street wise hooker named Lula and ex-ranger named Ranger, ends up with enemies such as the tramp that slept with her ex and a candy store owner/porn producer, and shares genetics with her crazy, tub top wearing, gun-tooting Grandma Mazer whose always up to ride along to catch to the bad guys (or skips; as the bounty hunter community calls them).
Favorite Quotes from TV shows
Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear. Oooh! I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down.
Dean: You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
Sam : Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Sam: I've got a theory. Sort of.
Dean: Who are you?
Shawn: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton: Hey, we found prints.
Shawn: Remember, Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.
Gus: How should we introduce ourselves? Don't say "psychic," they'll shut you off. Pick something vague, like Alternative Tactics Division.
Shawn: She's writing the same sentence over and over again. Now, i don't know what that sentence is, but there is no configuration of words that makes that behavior acceptable.
9th Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own cause there's no one else. Rose: There's me.
9th Doctor: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
9th Doctor: Rose, before I go, I just wanna tell you: you were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!
Rose: What about the skin? I saw it. You... you got ripped apart! Cassandra: That piece of skin was taken from the front of my body. This piece is the back. Rose: (grins) Haha, right, so you're talking out of your ar... Cassandra: Ask not!
10th Doctor: Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again...
Rose: (voiceover) Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. 10th Doctor: How long are you going to stay with me? Rose: Forever. Rose: (voiceover again) Well that's what I thought. But then came the army of ghosts, then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.
(The Doctor and Rose prepare to part ways) Rose: I-...I love you. 10th Doctor: Quite right too. (pause) And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it...Rose Tyler... (transmission cuts, and the Doctor fades away
Donna: Doctor. (10thDoctor opens Tardis door) 10th Doctor: Oh, what is it now? Donna: That friend of yours, what was her name? 10th Doctor: (almost crying) Her name is Rose.
Favorite Quotes from Movies:
The Joker: I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger.
The Joker: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment.
Alfrend Pennyworth:-some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
(Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off)
The Joker: (while driving along in a hijacked semi-truck) I like this job - I like it!
(after the Joker is caught and hung upside down by Batman) The Joker: Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Lt. James Gordon: (about Batman) -he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Frank: Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more hair, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
X2: X-men United
Bobby's Dad: What exactly do you teach, Professor Logan? Wolverine: Art.
Lord of the Rings: FOTR
Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping? Sam: I haven't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me. Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? Sam: I heard raised voices. Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak. Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world, but nothing important. Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.
Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing. Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Lord of the Rings: TTT
Frodo: We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee. Faramir: Your bodyguard? Sam: His gardener.
Aragorn: It's a long way. Gimli: Toss me. Aragorn: What? Gimli: I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me. (pauses, looks up at Aragorn)Don't tell the elf. Aragorn: Not a word.
Gimli: What's happening out there? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?
Elrond: He is not coming back. Why do you linger here when there is no hope? Arwen: There is still hope.
Lord of the Rings: ROTK
Gimli: (moments before battle) I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf. Legolas: How about side by side with a friend? Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
(during a drinking game) Gimli: (inibriated) It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman. (Gimli burps) Legolas: I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now. Eowyn: I am no man.
Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
Aragorn: Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fearthat would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dearon this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me. Dr. Frankenstein: What did he say? Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags? Igor: Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.
Dr. Frankenstein: Well it seems as if our mysterious violinist has disa... (sees something) Dr. Frankenstein: puh. Inga: Disa what? Igor: -ppeared. Dr. Frankenstein: Shh.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator: Katherine Brewster? Have you sustained injury? Kate: Drop dead you asshole! Terminator: I am unable to comply.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: We can talk about normaility till the cows come home. Ford: What is normal? Trillian: What's home? Zaphod: What are cows?
Favorite Quotes from my Life:
Dad: Your boyfriend might as well admit he's gay.
Me: Did you remember when you first met Dad? Mom: Yeah, I was going to a get-together in this guy's dorm room and I saw your father on the bed playing air guitar to the song...or was it air drums?
(looking at tourist book about Washington D.C.) Me: We can go to the National Museum of Airplanes. Jacey: Oh my gosh! The National Museum of Geeks. There's a picture of your statue. A full body statue...complete with cat.
Jordan: Unicorns? Me: You'd be suprised how many times a year I think about unicorns.
(while playing LOTR version of Risk; Dad has never seen LOTR movies) Dad: (holding up a broken game piece) Oh no, my little guy is leg-less (makes word sound like Legolas) My siblings and I: (laugh hysterically) Dad: What?!
Dad: Poor little half piece of cheese cake never stood a chance.
Heather: Last year, things got so bad...I thought about commiting suicide. Jacey: Did you do it?
Jacey: (looking out the patio door) Is that a cat? Me: No, but I could see where you could mistake a soccer ball for a cat.
Austin: (basically every Chuck Norris joke out there)
(at my grandparents 50th anneversary) Me: Mom, we have a problem. The punch is green. Mom: Yes, green was the primary color in Grandma and Grandpa's wedding. Me: But the punch is green. Mom: The punch is fine. Me: The punch is green. When anything none vegtable-like is green there has to be a problem.(Grandma walks up to punch table) Grandma: How's it going. Mom: Great Mom. The punch is fantastic. Me: And green.
Jordan: Only you could measure your spiritual relationship with God by Harry Potter standards.
My English Teacher: How was your english teacher from last year? Boy in class: Great. We like you as much as we liked her. Teacher: But I heard some students poisoned her water with whiteboard cleaner. Me: Actually we like you more. If we wanted to off you it'd take less time and not taste as bad.
Kristina: Hey! Give me back my pickle!
Me: You're such a soup nazi.
Styles of gown from Chapter 8