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Hi everyone ! You can call me Amélia. I'm french and I love reading stories in english. I just started writing stories. I would love to hear your opinions on them. Thank you very much !!! I know that my stories may be short but I'm a starter and I learn english on my own.

Disclaimer : Nothing's mine, unfortunately -(

FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor,IceFang and FireCloud, Meadowcreek, Fanfictions' addict

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor,IceFang and FireCloud, Fanfictions' addict

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Meadowcreek, Fanfictions' addict

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the stupid leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER at the top of a skyskraper about to jump.Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!".

This is Kitty.

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l、 ヽ

じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

Copy and paste Kitty into your

signature to help him gain world domination.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group Hug!" then enforce it

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... when I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm black, When I go in the sun I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, When I die I'll be black. But you sir, When you're born you're pink, When you grow up you're white, When you're sick, you're green, When you go in the sun you turn red, When you're cold you turn blue, And when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself...

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments..

If you have seen a TV show so much that you can tell anyone what episode they are looking for just by hearing a little piece from it..

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend...

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews...

If you can't think of chipmunks without thinking of Leo, copy and paste this to your profile._

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to/have SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (The most truest thing on my profile LOL!!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass/door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song and/or "the song that never ends" copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you like me have ADHD (Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder) copy and paste this on your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile to prove it's not just me who has a problem.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx RANDOMNESS96 xoxoxo Fanfictions' Addict xxxxxxx

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile :)

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Bella annoys you when she gets all whiny and clingy copy and paste this on your profile so I don't feel lonerised :P

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you agree that Awkward day is the funniest thing ever! copy and paste this on your profile! (Awkward day is when you add 'in your pants' or 'in bed' to the end of every sentence e.g. "how are you...in bed?"

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER ( by randomness96)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a woman is always right and a man is always wrong, if a man tells a woman that she's right, is the man right or wrong ?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

'I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow does not look good either.'

'May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and a big bag of money.'

'Cute but evil. Things even out.'

'You're ugly, and that's sad.'

'Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

What the heck am I doing,

Talking to you?'

'I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.'

'I know how you feel. I just don't care.'

'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'

'Hating you makes me feel warm inside.'

'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'

'I would love to have a battle of the wits with you but you appear unarmed.'

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) Bella: Don't make me bite you! Me: So, you're a cannibal?

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!)

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. X

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Punching is a (w)hole new Experience by SabriSonne reviews
AU-tag for 1x20 "Hole Puncher": They have kept the cellphone from last time - the time Mac went undercover as Murdoc. One year the phone rested in the locker in Bozer's lab, everyone forgot it, no one remembered it - till it suddenly rings. (Warning! Violence and graphic discription of torture in later chapters!)
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 3/17/2020 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
All Over but the Shouting by I'mcalledZorro reviews
"Jack, sit-rep now!" Matty demanded. But Jack was too numb to obey his boss. He kept his gun trained on the door as he leaned down to check the body, praying the whole time.
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,624 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 2/18/2020 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
Assigned Experiences by floopdeedoopdee reviews
Jay is kidnapped and traumatized. The question is, what really happened while he was gone and will Intelligence be able to bring him back from the darkness.
Chicago PD - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 10/24/2017 - H. Voight, J. Halstead, E. Lindsay, A. Olinsky - Complete
This Trophy Isn't Real Love by MaritimeSailorsCathedral reviews
(AU re: Mac's dad's role) When they find James, Mac agrees to work on rebuilding the relationship with his father that he always wanted. As Mac starts acting distant and odd, it becomes clear that it was more than protectiveness or fear of losing Mac to his real dad that led to Jack's worry. Something is very wrong. The truth is worse than Jack could've imagined. (gen)
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,419 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
Too Close to Home by nherbie reviews
2018 Reboot. Juliet gets some bad news and takes it out on Thomas.
MAGNUM P.I. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,069 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Complete
Night of the Dying MacGyver by poxelda reviews
An early start for Halloween. Mac and Jack come home to a grisly momento tacked to Mac's door. What does it have to do with his old EOD squad? Will they be able to keep Mac alive until Halloween? Hurt/Comfort, mystery. Warning for language/ violence.
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,977 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 8/19/2018 - Complete
Leverage by chasingmavericks reviews
Lassiter and Shawn are taken in a planned hit by criminals who want something from Lassiter. To get it? Use an injured psychic against him. An excuse for whump and Shawn and Lassiter moments, also Lassie BAMF moments. No slash. Mention of Shules. Takes place around season 4
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,972 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
KX7 by Deliwiel reviews
MacGyver has quit the Phoenix. While trying to convince him to come back, he and Jack, along with Oversight, are attacked and kidnapped by a familiar face, whose motives are fairly obvious. Rated T for my paranoia and injuries.
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Jack D., MacGyver - Complete
Shawn Walks Into a Bank by cosette141 reviews
Gus was always hounding Shawn for not taking Psych checks to the bank and being "responsible." So it's just Shawn's luck that the one time he goes... so does a crazy gunman. (Note: lots of spoilers in the reviews!) Complete
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,264 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Fear is a Liar by Ridley C. James reviews
Between Brothers AU. When a cold-blooded killer from James MacGyver's mysterious past rears his ugly head, Mac becomes a victim in a deadly cat and mouse game between the two adversaries. It is a feud that will lead Jack on a dangerous trail to find Mac's missing father and on a desperate mission to save his kid brother before it's too late.
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Jack D., MacGyver
Turkey Day by Haven126 reviews
A "quick" trip to Istanbul ends with MacGyver in enemy hands, and Dalton presumed KIA. Two weeks later, intel indicates a US operative is aiding the enemy. Rated T for graphic violence and language. And, at long last, this story is complete.
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 196,294 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 11/13/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
Hunted by poxelda reviews
Jack and Mac struggle to survive after they are shot out of the sky. warning for violence
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,940 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver - Complete
6 Feet Under by Mutilated Pancake reviews
Full Summary Inside! Rated T For Safety! Enjoy!
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/8/2017 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Jack D., MacGyver, Riley D., W. Bozer - Complete
Bullet Proof by It'sClassified reviews
Nobody in life is Bullet Proof and sometimes the the unexpected can destroy you and cancer isn't a battle most people win. Warning Character death. Read with caution. Details inside.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus, Henry S. - Complete
Truth behind the revelation by dianakotori reviews
Tag to 02x15 'Revelations': Eight long years after Spencer Reid's torture at the hands of Tobias Hankel, Aaron Hotchner reminisces about what tortured himself for a long time after that cold February night in Georgia.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
A Desperate Sacrifice by alymun reviews
everything was going great until Tony received the call. An old case is brought to the present when the suspect breaks out and is targeting Tony. What will Tony do when everyone he loves is in danger. father/son story
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,109 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Life is a Song or a Bunch of Songs Strung Together by redwolffclaw reviews
My I-Pod Shuffle Challenge. Small stories written to songs and in the time the song plays. Will be a different theme every chapter. Current: Shawn and Carlton's Rivalry
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012
End of the Line by JoaniexJony reviews
When Tony gets abducted he doesn't know who his assailants are or why they took him. His main goal - staying alive. Gibbs pulls out all the stops to find him but in the middle of the search his team is called out to a murder… Don't worry I don't kill him! This is a Tony/Gibbs story (not slash) but all the team make an appearance. Hope you enjoy the ride!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,825 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
An Eye for an Eye by cindythechef reviews
Tony is the victim of two random injuries in one week. Gibbs begins to worry about his SFA and then he gets a note blaming GIbbs for taking his son away and vows revenge stating and eye for an eye or a son for a son. Tony is the closest thing Gibbs has to a son so he finds himself at the middle of this mad mans plot for revenge. Chapter 4 revised! Gibbs/Tony father/son
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Just in Case by cindythechef reviews
Tony's apartment catches on fire and the team shows up to salvage what they can of his possessions Abby stumbles onto a box that contains some video tapes that send shock waves though out the entire team. Warning, Detail accounts of child abuse and some minor language. ( Note- Some would say some OC moments for Tony and Gibbs as well but only when I think it is needed.)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Unsettled Pasts by cindythechef reviews
Tony goes to investigate a death on his birthday and gets more than he bargains for. He is injured and when the team investigates they find out parts of Tony's past that he thought would stay in the past. ( mentions of past sexual abuse but nothing graphic just mentions)
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Kidnapped by superlock5-0 reviews
Steve and Grace are taken hostage. Can Danny and the rest of 5-0 find them before its too late?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Steve M., Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
Confessions of my Past by AmazingLadyBird reviews
The SBPD receive a blast from the past! Killers return, friends return and truths from Shawn's past are brought to everyone's attention. Intended Shules. Set before season 6 finale (simply because of that last scene...). Told in first person (but never in Shawn's POV). Won 2nd place in psychfic awards for best mystery!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,202 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Masterpiece by Syncop8ed Rhythm reviews
"You are my perfect masterpiece," the man purred. His hands trailed across Shawn's body and Shawn tried not to flinch away. He'd always thought he'd make a great model; after all, who could resist his face? This, however, was much creepier than Shawn thought it would be and much, much more painful. "Don't touch me," he gasped, but the artist just smiled and continued to work.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Shawn S. - Complete
Saying what needs to be Said by cindythechef reviews
Shawn almost dies and his friends and family make their peace with him and tell him the things they should have said a long time ago. This is a story about getting a second chance to say what needs said. This is my first attempt at a fan fiction I hope you enjoy it.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Shawn S. - Complete
Hostages by SEALteamsteve reviews
Steve and Danny are held hostage during a botched bank robbery
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
On The Way Back Home by MegalegU reviews
One-shot. Henry spent a year attempting to make memories of his ever having a son fade, until one particular afternoon, when a phone call intercepted his plan with a sentence that brought every single one back, "I'm calling from Cedars-Sinai Hospital..."
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,146 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Secret Is Out by Psychic101 reviews
Shawns big secret gets out and he goes to jail.But when the man who turned him in says he has known Shawn for years it turns out Shawn has no idea who the man is.Now the man in trying to ruin his life.Will Shawn go to jail?or will the strange man go?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shawn S. - Complete
This is How We Die in Jersey by Yesm777 reviews
Danny is abducted by a mysterious character, leaving Five-0 scrambling for clues and answers. Danny whump, not a slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Revenge is Best by LRCrowley reviews
Someone with a strange vendetta against "FBI agents" takes action to get his revenge... In short Reid kidnapped on the anniversary of the Hankel abduction and the team struggle to help their endangered friend once more. Implied Prentiss/Hotch ship
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,422 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Profilers vs Nature by cause.A.scene reviews
COMPLETE Two of our beloved agents find themselves stuck in the Colorado mountains after a car accident. They must fight to survive and make sacrifices for each other as they attempt to find help and a way home. Not a pairing, just whump and friendship!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,605 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
My Probie's Keeper by usa123 reviews
When a protection detail goes wrong, how far will one agent go to protect his partner? Tony & McGee friendship. No slash, no ships.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,533 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Trust My Heart by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Tony and Gibbs disappear while working on a case. The problem is that Tony is keeping a secret from Gibbs that could quickly claim his life.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,928 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Way Through The Darkness by jumpertrainer reviews
Peter and Neal have just closed a big case in time for Christmas, when Neal suddenly goes missing. Lots of whumpage...some spoilers...
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Shot in the Dark Missing Scene by Beth Green reviews
No schmoop, just hurt/comfort ... because I couldn't leave Shawn leaning against Lassiter's car.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Shawn S. - Complete
Takes Just A Moment by silverluna reviews
A three poem series: Takes just a moment, aims the gun./ He says, "I love you," with her name./ I can't lose him, he's all I've got. POEMS inspired by "Shawn Takes A Shot In The Dark." Feedback appreciated. Possibly complete, for now.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH., Burton G./Gus - Complete
The Iron Butterfly by Wyndhamfan reviews
When Tony DiNozzo stumbles upon a murder at a Naval office, he is shot and left for dead. Gibbs soon discover that Tony has gotten involved in something bigger than a murder case.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Tony D. - Complete
Ask For Another Day by silverluna reviews
Carlton Lassiter has lost 36 hours of his life. Waking up disoriented on a beach is where it starts. Before long, he thinks he's being watched. Then he's accused of a serious crime. Desperate, he asks Shawn for help, putting everyone at risk. NOT SLASH. Winner of the 2010 Psychfic Awards Gold Pineapple for Best Mystery.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,941 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S., K. Vick, Henry S. - Complete
Crushed Pineapple Chunks by Collegekid2006 reviews
a 100 Themes fic. A series of one shots, each with a different theme. The theme will be the title of the chapter.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 134 - Words: 98,622 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Shawn and the Friendly Neighborhood Stalker by Nixa Jane reviews
It's another case that no one else believes is a case, and Shawn would be figuring it all out a lot quicker if didn't have to deal with a break-in and a stalker, that may or may not be related.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,252 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Mission Impossible by isis-sg1 reviews
Shawn's mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to make Carlton Lassiter laugh...
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
Past Mistakes by LittleFairy78 reviews
Shawn wanted to be on the newest SBPD murder case. Little does he know that the investigation might unearth things that hit too close to home. What will he do when he gets to know things about his father he'd rather not have known? Angsty, whumpage...:D
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,008 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Things Left Unsaid by moogsthewriter reviews
Sometimes we don't realize what we want to say the most... until it's too late. Shules angst. CHARACTER DEATH. SERIOUS TEARJERKER, PEOPLE! Minor spoilers for Spellingg Bee and Bounty Hunters. ONESHOT.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Caught Between a Rock and a Gibbs by Florence1 reviews
Tony is injured but no one knows how or why, Worse Tony himself is distinctly uncooperative, who or what is he covering for and why? Complete, epilogue added
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,708 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
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You've been warned reviews
The team is working on a case but it gets more and more complicated when the target is a member of the team . Gibbs:Tony Father/Son relationship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M.
This is my life
My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my life. CHARACTER DEATH. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Shawn S. - Complete