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Joined 02-23-05, id: 764196, Profile Updated: 04-02-11
Author has written 18 stories for Atlantis, National Treasure, Chronicles of Narnia, Artemis Fowl, Ironman, Twilight, Vampire Academy, and Bots Master.

Welcome to my domain. Yup, I have absolutely no other way to open this.

I'm back from my hiatus! But still not very active.


Real Name: Bond. Jane Bond. Well, not really. Actually, not at all.

Gender: Female

Activities: Singing, writing (obviously), goofing off, surfing the 'Net, being the world's greatest slacker/procrastinator

Genres: Fantasy, Mystery, Mythology, Humor, Thriller, Young Adult, Family, Historical, Romance.

Favorite Books: Too many to name here. Authors include Sylvia Plath, Edgar Allan Poe, Jules Verne, Eoin Colfer, Agatha Christie, James Herriot, Gerald Durrell, Dan Brown, Clive Cussler, Roald Dahl, JK Rowling, Stephenie Meyer, Douglas Adams, Arthur Golden, Jung Chang, Adeline Yen-Mah, Paolo Coelho, Haruki Murakami, CS Lewis, and Philip Pullman.

Loves: NCIS, Bones, Sailor Moon, Narnia, Tintin (the comics...NOT Thunderbirds), Artemis Fowl, The Chronicles of Narnia, Transformers/Beast Wars, The Bots Master, MacGyver, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, National Treasure, Iron Man, Vampire Academy, Harry Potter.

About Me: I'm just another netizen who's here to have fun. I don't like saying a lot about myself; my friends can do that better.


Please note that English is my second language. If there are any mistakes in grammar or spelling (I normally stick to Br. English, but sometimes write in Am. English) please point them out to me.

News:

29th July 2011 : I'm back after an incredibly long hiatus with a Bots Master fanfic called Zephyr that I know no one will read because it's such an old cartoon and it doesn't even have its own section :( Those of you who cry over the lack in BM fics (I know I do), please look forward to this!


Some of you might be wondering why I don't update Diaries Of a Teenage Princess and Temperature Rising. Frankly, I hang my head in shame at any story I've written before Change (National Treasure) because my OCs are typical Lizzie McGuire-type characters, and I failed to realize it. I was young. So those are abandoned fics. I've just never felt like deleting them, because I am The Procrastinator.

House of Cards is another story I have no more interest in. It might be updated once in a while, but don't look forward to it.


Tourniquet is up on NFFR! Thanks to the mods who accepted my story there. Please support NFFR when you can - they've got an awsome team there and are tonnes of fun when it comes to AsCasts and challenges :D

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017: Memories of a Parallel Universe by Rhiononon reviews
He didn't have much in the way of memories. It seemed like he'd always been there, but his dreams were so vivid. So real. Sometimes they were more real than the world around him. Rating may change.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X
The Return of the Shitennou by Commander Beckett reviews
Usagi and Mamoru have a wedding in a year's time. It shouldn't be much of a problem right? Add in the newly reincarnated Shitennou, a group of twenty-something senshi and a new enemy, it just spells disaster all over. Chapter 8 is up!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 11/10/2006
limit by pixies.rock.hard reviews
After Angeline Fowl found out about her son's undeground adventures, she had dragged her son across continents, until they landed in Italy, which held more surprises than an average mother-son trip can hold. A PRH crossover novel. Aka temporary title. :P
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008
Indiana Jones and the Keys to Greece by grim grace reviews
In the reign of Emperor Theodosius 1, the Statue of Zeus was lost forever. Now Franklin Roberts, a retired archeologist, has been kidnapped, and his desperate grand-daughter has come to the Jones' for help. Indy/Marion. Mutt/OC.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,336 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009
The Unwritten Fairytale by Maresia Eterna reviews
(COMPLETE) When she had just started to let all of her memories and feelings go, the horn of the old times was heard once again. Caspian x Susan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,784 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - [Caspian X, Susan Pevensie] - Complete
Spider Girl II: Mask of Anubis by Tokoyo reviews
Anubis has struck. The unthinkable has happened. Mayday's choice has been made. There's no turning back now.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,302 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003
Atlantis Summons the Keeper by Aquarian Wolf reviews
When Claire Hansen, fixer of holes in the fabric of the universe, is summoned to Atlantis, she gets a He..ck of a lot more than she bargained for. Can she, Milo, Kida, and a certain ectoplasmic exmerc, stop an ancient evil from stealing the Heart?
Crossover - Book X-overs & Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,823 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
I'm Eighteen, Officer, I Swear by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
The battle is over, but the fun has just begun. She's still loud, she's still perverted, and now, she's packing firepower and working for the United States military. This can't end well. Set between movies. Second in the 'Katty' series.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - W. Lennox, Jazz
The Queen Susan In Tashbaan by rthstewart reviews
Queen Susan and Lord Peridan of the Gryphon Aerial Corps aid the British war effort in 1942 America – a dodgy tale of espionage, politics, allure, and garden insectivores. Part 2 of The Stone Gryphon
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,259 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
National Treasure: The Secret of Page 47 by simple.december reviews
After finding the ancient City of Gold, Benjamin and Abigail Gates, Riley Poole, and a new addition to the Gates Family, Rosaline Gates, will find the secret which was found in the President's Book... Page Forty-Seven. SLOWLY COMING BACK
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,175 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2007
Blood on the Moon by TheSodaVampire reviews
Danielle Swan is Bella's cousin from Vancouver, Wa. After a falling out with her family, Danny needs a place to stay for the summer. How will she react to Bella's little secret? Set in the summer between Twilight and New Moon. Original Character
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,077 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
One Night by MyMoon reviews
It's Nessie's seventh birthday, and something happens that Jacob hadn't expected. It only takes one drunken night to realize that she has definitely not a child anymore. What happens when a commemorative night turns into a night of passion? JacobxRenesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,824 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
In All The Worlds by Meteoric Tree reviews
Sequel to Walk This World. Several years after the White Witch's defeat on earth Caspian has adapted to life in England and is preparing to ask Susan to marry him. Then he disappears.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
The Chicken and the Genius by avatarmirai reviews
Here Beckett proves himself to be/Much smarter than you think,/I hope that I can make you laugh/'Til you are tickled pink,/Read and review dear reader, please,/Go on and click the link!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Mishaps in Time by valiant.fausta reviews
REVAMPING IN PROCESS
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Caspian X
The Changing of the Constellations by TastyAsItGets reviews
Seven years Post-Disappearance, deeper concealments from the era of "The High King, the Duchess, and the Secret" are exposed as Father Christmas' prophesy for Saedra is fulfilled. Part II of "The Secret Chronicles of Narnia Trilogy."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 97,623 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Aravis, Corin, Ramandu's daughter, Shasta/Cor - Complete
Desert Mirage by Narnian Sprite reviews
OC. Astrid moves to live with her brother in a remote air force base. Once the two of them realize that they can survive with just each other, they have to find out how to survive with giant alien robots.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,980 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Son of Miraz by youcantseeus reviews
When Miraz's nine year old son is discovered in a slave market in Calormen, Caspian must deal with the consequences.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,964 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Caspian X
Gold by Anastigmat reviews
“My Tarkaan calls me many names, for he has the soul of a poet. When he is most pleased with me, he calls me his golden gazelle.” Memoirs of a Calormene geisha. One-shot, rated Fancy for the décor.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Mutt Jones and the Flute of Fire by Asher Elric reviews
Mutt is sent to meet his Grandfather in Utah while his parents are on their Honeymoon in the Caribbean. While there, he makes friends with an Indian boy with one quest - to find the Flute of Fire - and return his family to honor.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009
The Stone Gryphon, Part 1: Oxfordshire 1942 by rthstewart reviews
In the summer of the Dawn Treader, Aslan tries to get Peter's attention. But, it's all Greek to Peter as he studies with Professor Kirke and meets unusual people who seem vaguely familiar. Part 1 of The Stone Gryphon
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,387 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
I Am Here by Miss Asian reviews
Moments of Carlisle and Bella that somehow could be treasured as a gift.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,532 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Fermata by kikofreako reviews
Vinyaya's life is hectic enough with keeping peace in Haven. But when fate drops an unwanted burden in her lap, Vinyaya must learn where to draw the line between friends, family, and lovers. When to hold on. And when to let go. -between TLC & TTP-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,377 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Julius R., Minerva P.
Degrees of Poison by Fire Tears reviews
Being friends with Artemis, Foaly had said, would be like being friends with a viper. It was not an inapt analogy. After the events of 'The Time Paradox', Holly and Artemis have a discussion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Born For This by KassieNicoleMason reviews
Sophie and Jenna had to escape Italy. Volterra was like thier gilded prison, so they moved to a place that would be the farthest from the glamour, and danger of the Volturi. When they meet the Cullens everything changes... PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sea Rat by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Complete! Enna ran away from home to escape a past she'd rather forget, and when she's found aboard a ship bound for Narnia, she expects death from its High King. But first Peter's determined to find out what exactly is going on! Pre H&HB. PeterOC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 105,971 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Aurora Australis by IckyEcchi reviews
*Post-BD* On the cusp of adulthood Nessie is discovering that there's a lot more to the world then her family has let on. When a misunderstanding with Jacob spirals out of control will she be able to find a way to make it right? Or will it be too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,311 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Sky is Falling by DeathIsInteresting reviews
Anna's forced to move to La Push by her family and hates the place more than her mother's cooking. But with the pack as a welcoming committe she's drawn into their world instantly. And there's no going back for her, considering she's been imprinted on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Seth
BELLA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by BlissfulDreamer reviews
CONGRADULATIONS! You've successfully purchased your very own, fully automated BELLA SWAN unit. In order to fully enjoy the uses of this quirky, standoffish unit and/or to prevent any unsightly mishaps, please carefully read and follow this guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella - Complete
There For You by Ayien reviews
Movie-verse. Sarah didn't know when she figured out who her godfather was. An attempt to address the cliche 'Tony Stark has a goddaughter whose parents die' plotline in a realistic fashion.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Waltz by Sedri reviews
At a fancy ball, Edmund and Peter complain about their brother-in-law to a bewildered guest. Silly fluff. Susan/Caspian. Written for weekly drabble challenge #9 and #10 at the susancaspian livejournal community.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Why Narnia Is Not Ruled By Republicans by lucymonster reviews
VoDT. There are many things Caspian and Eustace do not see eye to eye on. Politics is one of them.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Caspian X, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Capricorn by The Rockerbabe reviews
Stay with me. Be my wife." With those words, Susan is granted to stay and live her life in Narnia. In honor of the wedding of King Caspian and Queen Susan, the Pevensies' stay in Narnia to help celebrate the blessed day. But one of them is not so happy...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Too Little, Too Late? by musicormisery4105 reviews
Susan tries to forget Caspian - but it's impossible. Caspian on the otherhand, still in love with Susan, gets crushing news. He has to get married or give up his Telmarine throne. CANCELLED FOR WRITERS BLOCK!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,093 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie
Quietus by Anastigmat reviews
Susan after the aftermath, heavily inspired by Neil Gaiman’s short story ‘The Problem of Susan.’ Identify the bodies, sell the estate: that's life, dear, nothing to do but live it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Curse of the Star Sapphire by cinnamonprincesss reviews
A rare Tintin fic. Tintin, Captain Haddock, Calculus and the usual lot visit London for a report, and become caught up in a kidnapping mystery. This time, there is a major female character with them, and Tintin just can't get on with her. ABANDONED
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Fatherhood by Heera Malhotra reviews
Artemis has been married for nearly a year, but is he ready to be a father? According to Holly, NO WAY! AFxOC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,548 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Secret Lies with Charlotte by inkl0v3 reviews
Charlotte has never known her parents or anything about her past, but when she meets Jon Poole, everything soon changes. The two embark on an unforgettable adventure filled with secret passageways, ABBA music, and really bad guys. happens before BOS.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Mugged by save changes to normal reviews
Riley finds himself in a bit of unexpected trouble. Oneshot.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Empty Recorders by Cybaster reviews
Since that day a year ago, Ronnie O'Connor kept wishing that there really WAS a tape in that recorder.
Bots Master - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Epidemic by ravenmasteroftele reviews
The fairy world has been struck by a terrible illness. It's a race against the clock as death slowly begins to eat its way through The People. AH :Lost Colony Spoilers:
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Arty Cam by Pirates For Life reviews
What happens when Foaly decides to make an underground reality TV show about Artemis? Read and find out! Takes place after Lost Colony. My first fanfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006
I Will Find You by Muriel Candytuft reviews
He disappeared from Narnia. Now, guided only by a ring with a cryptic engraving, can she bring him back? Victoria searches for her missing father...the High King Peter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,081 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
Roses and Gravel by Muriel Candytuft reviews
When Emma Halliwell stays the summer in England with her reputedly eccentric great aunt, she learns more than she ever did in a lifetime.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2006
What's Best for Narnia by elecktrum reviews
In the aftermath of A Horse and His Boy, Narnia's kings and queens deal with love, marriage, and what's best for their kingdom and their hearts. Pure fluff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Complete
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Northern One reviews
Girl gets heart broken...guy gets heart broken...girl goes into other world and falls for the heart broken boy? I don't think so.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,534 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Atlantis: Red Sky at Morning by Srgt Wilco reviews
One life can make quite a difference: civil war in one nation, a perpetual fear clouding another...a queen dethroned, and a national hero turned into an outcast...all casualties of one determined man and his quest for unlimited power.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2006
Helen Potter and the Specters of the Past by SarahtheBardess reviews
Sequel to “Home at Last”. Helen’s off to Hogwarts, but where a Potter goes, mystery and danger are sure to follow... Now abandoned, but finished in summary form.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,721 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005
Evil Vs Powers by Arc Angel1 reviews
When Scott meets a young girl, is it true love, or disaster? And what if she turns out to be Austin's daughter?! Pretend this is after Scotts evil spree, and Dr. Evil isnt related to Austin. Kapeesh? Ok. Here ya go.
Austin Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
Horseshoes by Ang D reviews
This fanfic takes place in the aftermath of An Extremely Goofy Movie ... Max has to deal with a new houseguest, and he is NOT pleased.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2001 - Published: 12/14/2000
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Zephyr reviews
Carlotta Savoy's death is a mystery that her grieving friend intends to solve. But with the Corp fighting back and Public Enemy Number One assisting her in the process, the race to uncover the truth gets increasingly harrowing for all parties involved.
Bots Master - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
Abbatoirs of Judgment reviews
Part 4 is up. Tasha and Dimitri take some time off from their respective duties to examine the possibility of a future together.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Christian O., Tasha O.
House Of Cards reviews
How much do we, as inhabitants of the planet, know about our fellow citizens? Hardly anything." Ignorance really isn't bliss, as Artemis, Holly and That Indian Girl soon find out. ON HIATUS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,803 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Artemis F.
Tourniquet reviews
She looks toward the statue, and begins to make her way toward it, slowly but steadily. The angel gasps softly as her hand begins to burn, not unlike her heart. And as she walks away, she wonders if she was only there to stop the bleeding.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Caspian X, Ramandu's daughter - Complete
Crescendo reviews
“I think that in the next few seconds, I’m going to be walking away," she says. His jaw line hardens, but his eyes remain moist, the regret almost spilling out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Artemis F.
Say It Right reviews
It was going to be a long wait till she grew up in every sense of the word, and Jacob wasn't sure if he could wait that long. He was going to have to help pick up the pieces whenever the puzzle fell to the ground. That was his job for now.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Counting Into The Hundreds reviews
“I think he loved you more than he loved me. He never let go of you, really.” To forget is not always to forgive, and Susan teaches one girl that even if you've lost everything, you haven't, really. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
These Wasted Words reviews
“Toi et moi,” she said, “you and me, we have marriages of convenience." “It wasn’t like that.” He gritted his teeth. And the guilt pricked him so, because not everyone has a happy ending. Sequel to 'Ephemera'.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Our Last Tango reviews
Pepper Potts realizes that she needs more than a hand around her waist. And he can't give her any more than that. Oneshot.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Wars We Wage reviews
The grass was stained with crimson. The skies were shattered with screams. And it was only the thought of home that kept Caspian X alive as he got ready to face the battles of life.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Caspian X - Complete
Ephemera reviews
She's always known the truth. She's been treading on a fine wire for far too long. Their marriage was over. Which is why she wonders now – why did she let it all happen?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
After The Flames reviews
Every fire starts with a spark, however big or small." But is this a fire that can be extinguished in time? Yet another short tale for The Mercy Me! Chronicles.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
I Surrender reviews
He felt dead to the world. He knew he didn't stand a chance without it, so he surrendered. Rileycentric, a side story for the Mercy Me! Chronicles.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
RockStar reviews
A job suggestion from Ben Gates to his daughter lands her in a tonne of trouble amidst her dreams of hitting the big time...Long oneshot, and second tale in the Mercy Me! Chronicles.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Change reviews
Change is inevitable. Change cannot be stopped. The changes have been great in Ben's life, so he stops to reflect. Oneshot, and first story in the Mercy Me! Chronicles.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Diaries of a Teenage Princess reviews
Princess Crystal Milo Thatch spills all in her super top-secret diaries! Discover the world through her eyes! Humor, sarcasm and a lot of exclamatory marks!
Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005
Surprise Surprise! reviews
Princess Crystal wants to give her father the best birthday EVER....will she succeed with the surprise party...or not? What if everything goes wrong....and her father gets suspicious? Find out! Oneshot only! COMPLETED!
Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Complete
Stories and Dreams reviews
Oneshot. A woman is telling her child about the scholar who saved Atlantis.... it's seriously better than what the summary says!
Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete