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Joined 02-23-05, id: 764280, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
Author has written 23 stories for Forgotten Realms, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Batman, House, M.D., Silmarillion, and Dracula.

Pastimes: Reading, writing, and staring absently at the ceiling.

Gender: Male.

Lives: Small town in Tennessee.

Favorite books: Lotr trilogy, Harry Potter books, all Drizzt books, Eragon and Eldest, The Chronicles of Narnia, Ender's Game, the Sword of Truth Series, and the Wheel of Time Series.

Favorite movies: Lotr, all six Star Wars, Spider Man 1&2&3, the Matrix trilogy.

Likes: books.

Favorite song: Nemo, by Nightwish.

Grade: Senior in college.

Favorite color: blue, with black in a close second.

If could go anywhere in the world: Rome. Come on, Rome is cool.

If could go anywhere: Mars, or the Moon.

Favorite Video Game: Baldur's Gate 1&2, Morrowind, Oblivion.

Biggest Dream: Become a New York Times Bestselling Author.

Writing style: If you've read some of my stuff, then you know that I mostly write oneshots. It's not the only thing I can write, of course. Diary of a Necromancer is a perfect example of a continuous story told throughout several chapters. What happens to me, though, is that every once in a while, at the most random of times, a picture pops into my head, or sometimes just a small scene, like a twenty-second movie. When it's over, I have to go write about it. Usually it has to do with an emotional problem or flaw in a character, like the extremely small scenes in To Kill with Impunity. Or it could just be something funny, like in Ballad of the Beloved. Whatever I write, though, I take extreme care to make sure that it's a good fic that makes sense. I absolutely love reviews; they totally make my day. So press that little button at the bottom left of your screen when you're done reading one of my fics and make me smile!

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Of Madness and Men by Ariel D reviews
Slapstick and situational humor focusing on Jarlaxle's insane ability to lose the oddest of things. Part 4: Jarlaxle loses his clothing!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,666 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Fellowship of the Ring: A Parody by TheLeef reviews
What REALLY happened in the Lord of the Rings! The Fellowship forms and starts its journey to Mt. Mordor well-versed in many movie dialogues. Silliness and hilarity ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Fatherhood by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Post SotS speculative scene. Artemis and Jarlaxle retire to a tavern after a long day of bounty hunting. Jarlaxle bugs Artemis not for the first or last time about a family. However, Artemis humors the drow enough to formulate an answer for once.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Daggers of the Mind by SiNafey reviews
A group of friends are hired onto what seems like a routine search and destroy mission and accidentally uncover a sinister plot more broad and elaborate than they could have ever imagined. Better than the summary, honest.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Sparring Partners by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Artemis wants to know why Jarlaxle started inviting him to spar. Jarlaxle's answer is simple enough.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E.
Anger by Linndechir reviews
A series of unrelated scenes about Menzoberranyr drow males and the humiliating or painful situations they might have lived through in a city where males are considered to be inferior and worthless. Part Seven: Jarlaxle Baenre
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,668 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Gromph B., Zaknafein D.
The Cell Walls by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU. Drizzt continuity ends post Silent Blade. He is thrown into a cell with post Sellsword Trilogy Artemis. They may work out their differences...Or they might die without ever reconciling. Story cut up into a series of scenes.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Artemis E., Drizzt D. - Complete
To Heal with Grace by Jack The Bard reviews
If you have intent on reading this, make sure to read To Kill with Impunity by Drow Elf. Otherwise, this will make no sense whatsoever. R&R! No fire!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D.
How useless, this hole! by Jack The Bard reviews
Jarlaxle realizes the limitations of his extradimensional hole. R&R. Plz, no flames.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
The Doctor by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Harleen Quinzel's sessions with The Joker presented in a series of scenes. Picks up after The Intern. Next stage of the ongoing story.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
An Exception by penny4him reviews
Westley and his shipmates from the Queen's Pride have been captured by the Roberts' ship Revenge. What happens immediately after the capture and before Westley's life is spared? What is going through his mind? Please R&R or PM. Enjoy! Short one shot.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
Jarlaxle Discovers Rain by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
2nd in 'Jarlaxle Discovers' series. More antihero fluff in the form of Jarlaxle finding something out the hard way and Artemis having amusement at his expense.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Obscure Hints by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
AU post Starless Night. Something grew between Cattibrie and Entreri when they were in the Underdark saving Drizzt together. Neither of them knows their feelings, but they have a chance to find out before Artemis departs for Calimport.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Artemis E., Catti-brie
The Black Imaginings of Artemis Entreri by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Careful, and watch where you step, for you are now visiting a place governed by different rules... This is a place bound not by the rules of the world, but the secretive caste of an assassin's mind, and willing, most would never wish to know what that is.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Artemis E.
Death of Dreams by SilverShadowofEternity reviews
When a strange girl walks into a grieving Drizzt's life he has no idea how his life would get turned upside down.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Drizzt D.
A Road to be Walked by Lucifer's Minion reviews
A documentary of Artemis and Jarlaxle's journey after RotP
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle
Boredom by Lola Witherbottoms reviews
Ever wonder what Drizzt does when he's not on the road and desperately bored? Well, wonder no more! Oneshot.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Drizzt D., Guenhwyvar - Complete
Another Lesson by cade reviews
This is a goofy little story about Drizzt's first lizard riding experience.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2001 - Complete
Weapon Master's Child by cade reviews
This little tale is about Drizzt and Zaknafein Do'Urden and their encounter with a bat, of all things.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
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Trapped in Transylvania reviews
Jonathan Harker scribbles what he suspects are his final thoughts whilst trapped in Castle Dracula. Note: This fic is based off the book. I couldn't find the book on this site, so I'm posting it under the movie, which I haven't seen.
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
The Curse of Fëanor reviews
An Elven soldier's thoughts aboard ship after the Kinslaying at Alqualondë. Inspired by and heavily drawn from Blind Guardian's song of the same name. If you're into the Silmarillion, I suggest you give it a listen. R&R
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Ode to House reviews
A random poem I wrote about House. Actually, the title is pretty self explanatory. Reviews appreciated.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2008 - G. House - Complete
The Aftermath of the Dark Knight's Death reviews
A news crew covers the dreary funeral of the recently departed Bruce Wayne.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker, Alfred P. - Complete
The Further Adventures of Pharaun Mizzrym reviews
Pharaun Mizzrym, Master of Sorcere, has been resurrected by Aliisza. Look out, world.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Pharaun M.
The Tragedy of Boromir reviews
The Captain of the White Tower struggles with the call of the Ring. Scene set a couple of days before the Breaking of the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Boromir - Complete
Of Gods and Men reviews
Artemis Entreri muses on the workings of religion.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Bereft reviews
Drizzt and his love are sitting on a mountainside enjoying a wonderful view.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Catti-brie, Wulfgar - Complete
An Unusual Repast reviews
Gollum discovers a young elf girl wandering about in his underground home.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Gollum - Complete
Hopeless reviews
Little Drizzt's glimpse of a perfect childhood.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Drizzt D., Zaknafein D. - Complete
Outcast reviews
Little Artemis Entreri faces class discrimination on the streets of Calimport.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Artemis E. - Complete
To Kill with Impunity reviews
A series of short oneshots exploring character flaws in many of the Realms' heroes. R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Regis, Artemis E.
Dance with Me, Drizzt reviews
Inspired by Chad Kroeger's new song, Into the Night. You may have to listen to it while reading this to get the full effect.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
The Greatest Soul Taken reviews
How Artemis Entreri came to be the ruthless assassin we know today. R&R please!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Artemis E., Regis
Diary of a Necromancer reviews
This is the story of a necromancer. Not just any necromancer: the most powerful one in centuries, and he's angry. LAST CHAPTER IS UP! THE STORY IS FINISHED! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ IT AND REVIEW!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Of the Breaking of Hearts reviews
Several years after the final defeat of Obould, Cattie brie tires of her relationship with Drizzt. Revamped because of a problem with quotation marks.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie
Empire reviews
My version of the much anticipated third book. I hope it lives up to your anticipations. Please review and tell me.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007
Convergence reviews
A rather silly tale of the lands of Faerûn, Middle Earth, and Alagaesia coming together.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie
A Friendship Betrayed reviews
Ever wonder what the betrayal was that Jarlaxle mentioned concerning Zaknafein in RotP? This is my version. R&R please.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Zaknafein D., Jarlaxle - Complete
The Monolith Memorial reviews
Just a little tale of Drizzt's thoughts as he climbs Mithral Hall. Takes place after the Hunter's Blades Trilogy. R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Drizzt D., Guenhwyvar - Complete
Ethereal Torment reviews
A quick poem I jotted down about Artemis and Calihye having a child.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Artemis E. - Complete
Ballad of the Beloved reviews
Will Drizzt and Cattiebrie's love overcome all obstacles? Can Drizzt take a stand for what is his? Will Bruenor ever get to sleep? Find out here! R&R
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Drizzt D., Catti-brie - Complete
Life of a Hunter, Death of a Hunter reviews
Please Read and Review! First Fanfic EVER! Dedicated to penname Lola Witherbottoms for her invaluable help. Thank you! R&R!
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Drizzt D., Artemis E. - Complete