noromaru
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Joined 02-23-05, id: 764302, Profile Updated: 08-23-09

My thoughts/opinions (typed out because I know it will piss fanbrats off; also because these truly are my personal thoughts/opinions xD)

Twilight was ridiculous, & not in the good way. I couldn't get past chapter 4. Seriously, if Bella wasn't whining about the rain, she was complaining how Edward didn't like her. blah blah stfu you Mary-Sue. That's right, BELLA IS A MARY-SUE!!

Robert Pattinson & Nick Jonas are ugly; I don't see how anyone can obssess over them like they do..

Joe Jonas is starting to look like a creeper lately.

On a positive note: Kevin Jonas has recently got engaged! He's with someone who isn't famous, & look at that... he's in the most stable relationship. Maybe Nick & Joe should take it from Kevin, & NOT date a celebrity. lmao. I'm happy for Kevin :)


(Like my icon? :3 I made it myself, mostly for reasons stated below. haha.)

If you realize that Jonas Brothers fanfiction is against the rules, and will report stories featuring them, copy & paste this into your profile.

Yes, that's right, Jonas Brothers fanfiction is against the rules. If you write a story about them & post it on this site, I will find it and report it.

Actually, if I see a story that contains ANY real life person/people, or a story that breaks the rules of this site, I WILL REPORT IT.

The only reason I'm singling out JB stories & authors is because..
well to quote Flame Rising:
"Because they're spreading through this site like crabs on a cheap hooker..."

(also because everytime a JB story is written, god kills a kitten D: )

& to prove that I'm not just some cold hearted bitch.. I'll even help you aspiring JB authors out:

If you want to write a Jonas Brothers story for other people to read, then go to google & type in "Jonas Brothers fanfiction" & it should give you tons of sites, that aren't fanfiction(dot)net, that are dedicated to JB fanfiction.

Or if you're too lazy to do that, then here's 2 of the sites:

http://jonasbrothersfan.com/Community/Forum/tabid/265/forumid/62/scope/threads/Default.aspx

http://jonasbrothersfanfictionarchive.com/

JB stories are not wanted on fanfiction(dot)net, so why fight a losing battle by posting them here, when you can just so easily do what I stated above about going to google, or going to those JB fansite?


& for those of you who want to actually get to know me:

Why hello there, I am Noromaru!

I am a 17 year old who lives in the US of A. The state I live in isn't very exciting, but whatever...

Like almost all teens in the world, I am an avid Myspacer, so if I'm not on this fanfiction site, I'm most likely on Myspace. ;D

I am an anime fan, have been since I was 9 (before I even knew wtf I was watching xD). Ask me about any anime & I'll have most likely watched it, or heard about it.

& Though I tend to think Disney is nothing but a blood sucking monster that has a tight grasp on their stars, and controls everything they do, I am indeed a Disney Channel fan too..although sometimes I don't like to admit it. xD

I'm also a fan of music, just like everyone else in the world. haha
Some of the bands/artists I like are:
Forever the Sickest Kids, Blink 182, Blood on the Dancefloor, Metro Station, Taylor Swift, Angels & Airwaves, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Green Day, Papa Roach, New Found Glory,

Yeah..usually people who know I'm a Breaking Benjamin can't believe I'm a Miley fan.. or vice versa. Well, I guess I'm just one of those people who listen to anything that is catchy. & if I think an awesome song like "Follow" by Breaking Benjamin is catchy, or if I think "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus is catchy..then so be it. xD

& I also listen to Japanese music:
Asian Kung-fu Generation, Maximum the Hormone, Ayumi Hamasaki, Do as Infinity, LArc~en~Ciel, Kotani Kinya, & Yutada Hikaru. There are more of course, but most of it's just opening & ending theme songs from anime.

I love DDR. it's a chill game

Pokemon's pretty cool too.
I prefer the series & games that only included pokemon from 1-151, & 1-386, though.

I love all things .hack (.hack//sign, .hack//roots, .hack//GU, .hack//whatever)

I don't know wtf I want to do when I'm older.

My dream job is to be a video game tester lmao, but since that most likely won't happen, I'm slightly confused on what I want to do...

(but as of now, my current unofficial job is to report stories that go against the rules of the site. XD)

yeah..I think that's pretty much all I can bore you with. xD

Have a nice life. :)

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Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Let's Meet Offline by TheEndOfTomorrow reviews
Chigusa Kusaka, A.K.A Atoli in The World, receives a slightly unnerving message: Haseo is on his way to visit in real life. Multichapter Haseo x Atoli.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Haseo, Atoli - Complete
Wounding Evil by My Name is Sophia reviews
Sam is shown by Carter her fandom, only to realize that the Jonas Brothers have invaded it. Can she get rid of the fangirls?
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Love's Been Blinded by Hugs-Inuyasha reviews
COMPLETE AU When Inyuasha, the coolest guy in school, is chosen to act as a guide to the blind new girl, Kagome, he hates her. But what will he do when that hatred starts to turn into affection? InuKag, MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,891 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Blue by LoveoftheStoriesAnime reviews
Sequel to DTMSY Joey has 'something' to ask Mai coughmarraigecough, Yugi has 'something' to confess to Tea, Serenity's hiding 'something' AGAIN this time from Seto? What's going on? JoeyxMai, YxT, SxS Ch. FORTY: the finale!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,654 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004 - K. Jounouchi, Mai K.
Hentai Ryou by Vada via cretino reviews
Ryou's not as innocent and naive as he seems. In fact, quite the opposite. Poor, poor Bakura... -Chapter 14 up, Finally!-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,367 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 5/9/2003
Don't tell Mai secret Yet! by LoveoftheStoriesAnime reviews
Serenity has to tell her brother about who she's seeing, but NOT YET! So, she enlists the help of her friend Mai to 'distract' him... JoeyxMai SetoxSerenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,296 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - K. Jounouchi, Mai K.