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Joined 02-23-05, id: 764372, Profile Updated: 07-16-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! I like profiles. They're fun.

I haven't been in for a while, so sorry about that. Life's calling, you know? But I'm back, so life can shut up for a while.

I live in a cardboard box outside of In 'N Out. I eat roasted pickles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and fried green tomatoes for the occasional midnight snack. My three friends are cats named Kit, Tilly, and Story, and we telepathically communicate into the wee hours of the morning.

It's been like three years, but now I'm returning to ff.net because I realized, hey, life isn't complete without writing ridiculously AU stories for Harry Potter. I miss being a nerd.

Well, I think that's it. Read, Review, and Enjoy my stories, por favor!

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,381 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Underneath It All by LoryBr reviews
Sirius is a playboy, who struggles little and is very popular. Isabelle is a hard working, goody two shoes, who nobody really pays attention to. What could these two possibly have in common? A couple of anonymous letters... or many.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,750 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sirius B.
Life, Love and That Malarky by missy mee reviews
Ginny's off to her seventh year after a Dark Lordfree summer. Harry's due to mooch aimlessly round the Burrow for months on end, but he gets a better offer with regards to a certain teaching job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Interesting Notion by PurpleLight reviews
Falling off brooms, dangerous hexes and leprechans are what you would come to expect schooling at Hogwarts, but somehow these incidences seem to crop up more often then expected in this story. LJ fic, PreDH Chapter 30 is up! Reviews very welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Wedding Planner by Lily of the Valley23 reviews
Ginny Weasley is the most famous wedding planner in England, but when she ends up having to plan Harry's wedding, can she keep her feelings in check and still plan the wedding? Based on the movie, The Wedding Planner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,638 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Flatterer by booboobubbles reviews
Lily can't stand James Potter. He was an arrogant bullying toerag! Is James being his usual arrogant self or is he tryin to prove something to her. when he finds out that what he is doing won't win her heart, will he change his actions? No Flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
6th Year Woes, Foes, and Love by missthisthat14 reviews
At a time when no one could be trusted, your friend could be your foe, and your family was under the constant threat of YouKnowWho, Hogwarts produced a group of stutdetns that would turn out to be the greatest Aurors of all time. These Aurors would ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Invisible Scars by snoopygubs reviews
Some scars are out there for the world to see, while others lie beneath the surface. Ron and Hermione attempt to fix what has broken between them, as Ginny and Harry do their best to let each other go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,410 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Anywhere but in Between by snoopygubs reviews
Ginny and Harry begin to wonder if they will be each other's saving grace, as Hermione searches for the balance that has been missing and Ron realizes it's not too late to become the man he wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,430 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Fossil in the Mud by FoREvEr ends reviews
DISCONTINUED! Perhaps the best way to gain your interest is to state that I’m a loser. Or lie and say that I’m a wonderful girl, and this is a swashbuckling story. Or we could just stick with: I was perfectly happy until HE came along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Sirius B.
The Summer Before by missthisthat14 reviews
On one hot summer day, Lily and her best friend Marlene decide to go adventuring. This is a leadup story to 6th Year Woes, Foes, and Love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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A Tube o' Toothpaste reviews
Saturday morning at the Weasleys' is not going well for Ginny. She has to cook breakfast, falls out of bed, accidentally destroys most of the upstairs section of the house, and can't find the toothpaste. HG, Fluffy, Short story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
RedHaired Weirdness reviews
Ginny is an amazingly clueless, slightly odd, and completely obsessive person. And Harry is falling for her, fast. But, as previously stated, she is completely clueless! It's a good old Ginny's diary fic. Please review! HG, AU, funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Ice Flower reviews
Oneshot, fluffy, Lily and James meet at an ice skating rink. Lily skates beautifully and James watches. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A New Resolution reviews
One entry in Ginny's diary, post HBP. Oneshot, rewritten. Funny and serious at the same time. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
A Second Chance reviews
Sometimes, it takes a second chance to realize that what you've spent all your life looking for is right under your nose...or residing hidden in your heart. LJ, Rewritten, oneshot. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete