Nowanda
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Joined 02-23-05, id: 764589
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Welcome to my profile. I'm afraid you won't find anything of interest; but that's quite alright with me, considering I'm not the most interesting of people.

A B O U T M E
Name. Nowanda.
Age. Depends on what I'm talking about...
Location. Nothing you'd ever need to know.

I N T E R E S T S
Anime:
Yu Yu HakuSho, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Oniisama E, Claudine
Music: X Japan, hide, Gazette, Franz Ferdinand, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Dir en Grey, so many others...
Games: The Sims 2, Harvest Moon, YuYu HakuSho: Spirit Detective, Kingdom Hearts
Fic reccomendations: None as of right now.

N E W S
1. I have removed all older stories. I am currently working on a new fic, but I do not want to be associated with those old ones. I hate them now, and I really don't want people to see them. I believe I'm a much better writer now, and I'd rather be represented by a better work. Sorry to those that actually liked them.
2. NEW STORY! It's called Silence, and it's a fluffy one-shot. Hee.
3. 2/12/07 Updated profile again, as well as begun plans for a new one-shot.
4. 2-12-07 Another story, this one is HP. A Quiet Lunch.
5. 6-9-07 Updated profile. Logged in for the first time since February!

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Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 9,430 - Follows: 6,995 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Sed Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes by pink-levicorpus reviews
It is seventh year and Hermione has been appointed Head Girl opposite Draco Malfoy. How will the trio react when Hermione begins to feel the effects of working so close to Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,883 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Call Me Selfish by Ooshii Kurai reviews
After Naruto is injured during supposed class D mission, the Kyuubi's seal starts to disappear. Can Iruka, for the sake of Konoha, do what no one else can and kill his former pupil? Or will the Kyuubi destroy Naruto and Konoha first? DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,554 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5963 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Going Down by Ooshii Kurai reviews
For once a homocide occurs that Conan cannot solve, cause he's become one of the victims. It's up to the Moores to follow the clues Conan left behind... COMPLETED. See Sequel: Missing You.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Kogoro M., Ran M. - Complete
Explain Me! by natie-chan reviews
“Hieisan, I have something to ask you...“Hn.”.“It has to do with a man and a woman.”.“Hn.” Hiei frowned. What was she talking about?.“Hieisan, how can a man get a woman pregnant?”. Hiei fell from the tree.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Plan B by The Liz reviews
Plan A: Don't read this story. Plan B: Read this SI that is induced by too many SI's and sugar, infested with The Beatles and BRIGHT NEON HAIR. And we all know Plan A never works... Rated for language. Update: Pissed with pink hair and GummiSushi doom.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,468 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/25/2004
Words of Advice by Wicked Enough reviews
/OneShot/SasuSaku/ When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: do not have sex with the authorities.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Simple Mistake by TailFear reviews
Originally a crack!fic. NarutoHP cross. A simple mistake in a summoning spell lands Naruto and Gaara at Hogwarts in the midst of the war against Voldemort. Good job Harry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 7/29/2005
Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman by Wicked Enough reviews
/RKRC BEST HUMOR/Kenshin's Diary/ Entry 709: "Hey, Tomoe, remember when you and Akira were young and played doctor? Now that he's dead, and we're all grown up, how about giving up that family practice so we can play gynecologist?"
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,214 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Kenshin
Taiho Kuroshi by IcyPanther reviews
Two tasks were given. Two tasks were failed. One chance left. Room for zero mistakes. There's not really a choice of what to do, is there? DracoHermione On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harmful Crush by Pile of Manga reviews
A crush is something trivial. We've all had one; some of us have had crushes that are so strong they could be mistaken for love. What would happen if your crush toyed with you? What if Seto Kaiba was that crush?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,474 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004
Ranma: the Amazon in America by Koala Kitty reviews
Nodoka was an Amazon, who wanted her only child to wed a strong man-- but he wasn't into guys, so he fled to America with his father, looking for Soun Tendo, or some sanctuary. . .
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,188 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004
Summer with the Arrogant Prat by Elladora D. Jobberknoll reviews
After a blazing row with Mr Potter, Lily leaves for her friend Hestia Jones's summer home in France. Little does she know that the neighbor's house belongs to James Potter! And his fellow Marauders are staying for the summer! How will she survive?COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,073 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Finding Happiness by Wicked Child reviews
“Dude! You totally let her get away! Free sex, walking away. There she goes. She’s walking away.” When he got no response he added, “You idiot!” SasuSakuRomantic Comedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Transition Anchor by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
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A Quiet Lunch reviews
A short ficlet concerning Snape and an idolizing student. Friendship fic. No romance involved sorry fangirls.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Silence reviews
Fluff, oneshot. She'd give her life to have him, but she'd only end up dead. A tale of their chance meeting in a forest clearing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete