CleosDeath
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Joined 02-25-05, id: 765517, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Dark Ones, True Blood, and Sherlock.

NEWS: Prompted by an at present extremely hectic life, I'm currently suffering from rather bad writer's block. Unfortunately this means a new chapter's appearance within the next few weeks is doubtful. If you want to be kept up-to-date when the next chapter is published, then I suggest adding the fics to your alert list.

The stories will be finished, just not instantly.

Deep, deep apologies to all my amazing and loyal readers.


Hey there! My name's Cleo.

Anyways, some facts about me I suppose.

I'm 23 and am currently working part-time while completing a Legal Practice Course in London town UK. And yes, I'm just as pedantic and argumentative as the average law student, and just as busy, so sorry if there's a long time delay in updates.

I'm originally Scottish though (I HATE HAGGIS & KILTS), and for me home is on a tiny island where nothing EVER happens. Seriously. Nothing.

I'm tall (like nearly 6 ft) and my hair's naturally a light brown colour, although atm it's dyed dark blonde. Apparently you need to know what I look like, so there you have it.

Things that really annoy me in stories
- The verb of deduction is DEDUCE not DEDUCT. They mean entirely different things. (this is particularly notable in Sherlock fics)
- Fics that include pain-filled emotional moments or memories of drug use. Anyone who's ever actually been an addict will tell you that 98 percent of these scenes as complete balls.
- Anything remotely love-at-first-sight-ish. This includes second and third and fourth sights as well. People do not magically fall in love.
- Mary-Sues. Just those OCs that are too good at everything. People have flaws.
- Similarly the typical fiery hot-head OC with the perfect come backs. Trust me, if you met them in real life you'd think they were a tool.
- People who get homophones mixed up. Worst offenders are; FORTH/FOURTH, WHO'S/WHOSE, ENSURE/INSURE, THROUGH/THREW, WEATHER/WHETHER, ALLOWED/ALOUD, and of course the classics THEY'RE/THERE/THEIR and YOUR/YOU'RE


Fave books (series):
Riley Jensen Guardian, Queen Betsy, Dark Ones, Harry Potter, Morganville Vampires, The Black Magician, Alice's Adventures... etc, LOTR, His Dark Materials, Rhapsody Trilogy, Hitchhiker's Guide..., Interview with a Vampire, and tons more

Fave bands/singers:
The Meteors, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Rolling Stones, Dizzee Rascal, Pink, Daniel Merriweather, Jack Johnson, Replacements, Quakes, Kasabian, Kings of Leon, Maximum the Hormone, Ellegarden, Orange Range, Yes, Led Zep, Deep Purple, KT Tunstall, Fiction, Nick Drake, Creedence Clearwater Revival, etc. etc. etc.

Fave TV
Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the Week, Big Bang Theory, How I met your Mother, Mitchell and Webb, Armstrong and Miller, Young Ones, QI, Jeeves and Wooster, Outnumbered, True Blood, Doctor Who, Sherlock (BBC), Grandma's House, Whites, This is England '86

All my stories are beta'd by RAWRifed, aka Rose.
If you wanna get in touch with her, try her Twitter page - she checks that a lot more than her FF account.


Fictions:

The Game That You Learnt (Season 1)
(BBC's Sherlock)
Music playlist
Moodboard
Complete
Melanie Hunt is an intelligent woman. She had always prided herself on that. And yet, suddenly, she meets a man that somehow makes her feel not-so-intelligent any more.

The Game That I Lost (Season 2)
(BBC's Sherlock)
Music Playlist
Moodboard
Ongoing
Melanie Hunt is coming to terms with the fact that she might actually be Sherlock Holmes' girlfriend, but that doesn't mean her feelings for the sociopathic detective are becoming any easier to understand. And Sherlock's usual antics aren't particularly helping the matter.

The Game That We Play (M rated)
(BBC's Sherlock)
Ongoing
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A drabble-like collection of all the moments within The Game That You Learnt and The Game That I Lost which are too graphic to be included within their 'T' ratings.

Call For Help
(Katie MacAlister's Dark Ones Series)
Music Playlist
On hiatus
Kalila Naihovic stumbles across a whole new side of life. One that includes vampires, demon lords, curses, wards, and the odd ghost or two. Something tells me she won't be too pleased to find out that this world may be where she belongs after all.

The Other Side of This
(True Blood)
On hiatus
Theresa Jackson was an ordinary girl from a not-so-ordinary family. Unfortunately, the tables are about to be turned as she gets dragged into something far bigger than her ordinary little self. And vampires are definitely not the most helpful of creaures.

A Single Step
(Harry Potter)
On hiatus
The life story of Cassandra Syter, Hogwarts student 1989-1996. Her laughs, her tears, and her loves.

Illustrations to fics can be found under RAWRified on DeviantArt.


NEWS: Prompted by an at present extremely hectic life, I'm currently suffering from rather bad writer's block. Unfortunately this means a new chapter's appearance within the next few weeks is doubtful. If you want to be kept up-to-date when the next chapter is published, then I suggest adding the fics to your alert list.

The stories will be finished, just not instantly.

Deep, deep apologies to all my amazing and loyal readers.

I love you all.

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The Worst Kept Secret of Seireitei by RAWRified reviews
Matsumoto enjoys life's simple pleasures - sleep, sake, making her captain fall in love. Future. IchiRuki, ShunNan, ZaraUno .HitsuOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,697 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T. Hitsugaya
The Best Kept Secret of Seireitei by RAWRified reviews
Little is known of Kya. She appears to live only for her missions and hardly ever returns to Seireitei. That is, until she is brought back on a very important assignment. COMPLETE .ByaOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 155,323 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Strike Before They Hiss by RAWRified reviews
Every time he spoke, it felt as if snakes were crawling all over her. Should that be a bad thing? Hueco Mundo COMPLETE .GinOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,055 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 12/25/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Come Dine With Sherlock and John by Emmylou reviews
Based on a prompt to have John as a contestant on the Channel 4 show Come Dine With Me. Chaos ensues. More plot than you would imagine. Hinted John/Sherlock. FINISHED.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Twelve Tasks of Mayuri Kurotsuchi by Glockenspiel reviews
Judgement day has come for Mayuri. To get into the General's good graces he must complete 12 tasks, created by none other than the Shinigami Women's Association!So what does he do, he clones himself!IchiRuki.MayXOC.ShunNan.LAST CHAP UP. FINAL FIASCO.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 199,134 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Mayuri K. - Complete
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The Game That I Lost reviews
Melanie Hunt used to love the simplicity of her life. It was safe to say that Sherlock Holmes had ruined that weeks ago. Season 2 sequel to 'The Game That You Learnt'. Sherlock/OC.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,947 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Game That We Play reviews
A drabble-like collection of all the moments within 'The Game That You Learnt' that deserve an M rating. Includes dark themes and smut. Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,948 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sherlock H.
The Game That You Learnt reviews
Melanie had spent her entire life watching. Now was the time to start playing. Sherlock/OC. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,551 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Call For Help reviews
Kalila Naihovic had never considered herself completely reliable, but evil demons, annoying ghosts and amorous vampires? That was just nonsense. At least, she thought it was. OC/OC. Chap 18. No need to read the series. !ON HIATUS!
Dark Ones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,633 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009
The Other Side of This reviews
Everyone has their problems to deal with - most people just carry on regardless. That's what Theresa Jackson does anyway. Well, that's until something very strange turns up on her doorstep and ruins everything. Eric/OC !ON HIATUS!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Eric N.
A Single Step reviews
Cassandra Syter calls her life average, but in some ways it couldn't have been more strange. And in hindsight, she notices how a single step could have changed it all. Retrospective life story. Eventually OC/Charlie. Chap 4: Double, Double !ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - OC, Charlie W.