Crystalline Temptress
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Joined 06-04-01, id: 76575
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
I am a frustrated writer and an avid reader. I am fond of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger (singularly and as a couple). I am also fond of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger (singularly and as a couple as well).

I come from a little archipelago in the Pacific Ocean otherwise known as the Philippines. However, that does not mean that I eat fish everyday. Being in the Philippines, though, I eat rice everyday. I also have a penchant for tofu, corn, and eggplant.

Yes, I do speak nonsense. Kerfuffle!

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Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Child to Lead Them by StrangerWithMyFace reviews
Draco Malfoy is a horrible person. Lord Voldemort wants an heir. Can Draco meet the greatest challenge of his life: fatherhood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,382 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The GrangerSnape Primer by Warrego reviews
The Reader's Digest Condensed version of every fanfic you've ever read ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Happy Birthday, Hermione by GMTH reviews
A ficlet written in honor of Hermione's birthday. Ron and Harry plan a birthday surprise. ***By popular demand, Chapter 2 now added!*** NOTE: Reviews contain spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
Light and Dark: A fairy tale by CJK reviews
An unhappy wizard and his student a SnapeHermione fairy tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Was Right by Earthwalk reviews
Severus Snape's years at Hogwarts, from entrance to graduation. Not Book 5 compliant yet, if ever. Warning: Some romance with Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,846 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2001 - Published: 10/17/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
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Tired reviews
Hermione’s tired, and she finds both pain and solace in Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
By the Light of the Little Lantern reviews
Draco shows Hermione what he thinks of her with the help of a little origami lantern.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Meeting by Starlight reviews
2 cookies for the DMHG cookie jar. Hermione and Draco have a tryst atop the Astronomy Tower. Expect some soul-purging tinted with a dash of chemistry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Quod Me Nutruit, Me Destruit reviews
"That which nurtures me, destroys me." Black is accused of being a Death Eater. Amidst the brewing trouble, Snape is tested to see where his loyalties lie. Hermione realizes how ties can bind, while Harry and Ron put fate into her hands. Severus/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,862 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2002 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Severus Snape's Diary reviews
This is A Series of Most Unfortunate Events as Written by None Other than Professor Severus Snape, Ex-Death Eater, Current Potions Master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Antagonist Extraordinaire. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Severus S.
All I Ask of You reviews
This is a songfic based on a Broadway song (which can be surmised from the title).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2001
It's Hard to Be Me--Black! reviews
A rather absurd songfilk to "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" from Grease.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2001