Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Inception, Glee, and Cassandra Palmer Series.
Hello! I am HarmoniusPie! I swim sail and ski. Plus I love writing and reading Fanfiction. I also draw and watch/read anime/manga. Love to learn new languages and frequently uses Japanese and french in stories.(French is what I take in school as a language. I'll put subtitles in don't worry)
"They have pink laces"- Sesshomaru from King of the Hill by Super Ceech (awesome story!)
CoolSister26 (11:17:54 PM): “What kind of Dark Lord doesn’t have a dark mark?
bluehanyou10 (11:20:00 PM): a undark lord?
CoolSister26 (11:18:36 PM): no Ron Weasley
bluehanyou10 (11:25:18 PM): lololol...how can you accidnetly become a dark lord?
CoolSister26 (11:24:10 PM): you capture a death eater using lust/fertility magic
CoolSister26 (11:24:20 PM): or your name is Ron Weasley
bluehanyou10 (8:47:53 PM): Sesshomaru just got his wing wong handed to him by miroku
Quote from Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorshach's Blot: If you want to show a girl you care, blind someone for her.” Gretchen said with a nod. “Diamonds are forever but so is a crippling injury.”
Quote from Vox Corporis byMissAnnThropic: Ron the Wonder Prat. . . . . .
Quote from Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic: . . . . . Fullness before hardness
Quote by me: "Pete's floor is on the phone."
Quote by. . . . : "Ya know me like the back of a book." (I can't tell you who said it sorry!)
Quote from Shot At Love with Tila Tequila: It looked like The Lesbian Village People.
Quote from Shot At Love with Tila Tequila: "I didn't realize that Italy was such a small country."
Quote from Shot At Love with Tila Tequila: "This house is like The Real World on crack."
Quote from Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619: Albus Dumbledore, leader of the light, Headmaster, Supreme Mugwump, Holder of the Order of Merlin First Class, and all around clueless schmuck. . .. . . . .
Quote from Potrait of A Wizard As A Young Man by canoncansodoff: “To paraphrase something I said just a few short years ago…it takes a great deal of courage to stand naked before your enemy, but it takes even more courage to stand naked before your best friend.”
Quote from my roommate: That-That-That's. . . . . . . . . deep. (Okay so you had to be here to understand exactly why its so funny but its really quite funny.)
Quote fromThe Granger Defense by Aaran St. Vines (Ted Granger stood up, too furious to remain seated or he might spontaneously combust, or something equally impossible. "I'll beat whoever wrote this to a bloody pulp!" Madge said, sounding like Hermione, "Ted, language." "I'm not swearing; I'm talking about real blood. I'll rip off his arm and beat him to death with it."
Quote from Harry Potter and The Fifth Element by Bexis: “Jingle bells, Malfoy smells, Voldemort's a twit. Salazar haunts ponce bars, and Snape's a greasy git.”
Quote from Forbidden Love by: "Why would you call a play cats and have no cats in it?" he said quietly to her, casting an irritated look at a billboard for the show.
"They had cats." Hermione responded just as quietly, while keeping an eye on her parents.
"No, they had people dressed up like cats," he replied an annoyed expression crossing his handsome features.
"Well Harry, what did you expect?" she asked giving an exasperated look "A big chorus of cats meowing for two hours, of course it was people."
He grunted, taking her hand as they crossed the street. "Of course I didn't expect a chorus of cats, but I think that if you have the nerve to call your play Catsthere should be at least one bloody cat in the stinkin play."
Quote from Larceny Lechery and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot:
“When was the election again?”
“What?” Harry asked in shock. “You don’t know?”
“They’ve got some strange formula involving the phases of the moon, the height of high tide and the angle of the sun over Greenwich. I could figure it out but why should I bother? There’ll be notices posted the week before.”
“So we’ve got at least a week?”
“Unless a seagull landed on the Ministry in the last month,” Hermione agreed.
“I don’t want to know, do I?”
“I know I don’t’.”
Quote from Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot:
“Hey! We like pranks-”
“-but we don’t want to end up dead-”
“-it makes it hard to keep the shop running.”
Quote from London Calling by school. needs to go: "The Seahawks are going to cream the Red Sox!" (Jasper)
I found this on Facebook and I loved it so much that I had to put it on here.
Voldey aka Tom Marvolo Riddle aka You-Know-Who aka the bad guy aka Dumbledore's bitch
(So now we all know that Voldemort was Dumbledore's Bitch. I wonder if thats why they didn't get along. . . . .because we all know it totally wasn't the whole "I hate Muggleborns" thing.)
"You're the kind of guy who wouldn't die even if someone killed you."- Sven Vollfied from Black Cat (- An amazing Manga! If you want something that has action, adventure, comedy, a touch of angst, cliffhangers, and just plain stupidity at some points this is the manga for you!)
So my new writing and reading thing is Harry Potter and I am a very very proud Harmonian. I love Harry and Hermione together .
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy. HarmoniousPie
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile. (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile (I've done both.)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile
A rose is a rose is a rose.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. (I find that i am a very tough opponent.) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I am The Keeper of Useless Facts)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a stationary pole, copy this onto your profile.
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol).
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, freakysoccergirl, HarmoniusPie
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica (real name) (i always change my penname(tehehehe)), QuickCookie, macandcheeselova, freakysoccergirl, HarmoniousPie
You know you're too obsessed with Harry Potter when:
1) You accidently called your friend Ginny because she has red hair.
2) Instead of studying for an extra important exam, your reading HP.
3) Your Sims game has a whole neighborhood devoted to the wizarding world.
4) Your friends give you the look when you say Harry.
5) your sister thinks your really a witch in disguise.
5) You dress up as a HP character and practice wandless magic.
6) Your cell rings and you absentmindingly wave your pencil and say "Accio cell phone"
7) You fall out of your chair in class because your daydreaming about Harry Potter.
8) Your parents have banned Harry Potter books from your possesion.
9) You scream whenever you see anything Harry Potter.
10) You screamed when you and a friend were at the mall and you saw a Harry Potter book countdown poster.
11) Your friend knows exactly what to get you for your birthday, every year- a HP poster.
12) You are rebelling against JK Rowlings pairings...in Social Studies.
13) You think your science teacher is Voldemorts supporter.
14) When people ask the person your with what's wrong with you, they look at them pointedly and say "Don't ask"
15) Your actually reading this.
16) You have spent more than healthy time on Harry Potter sights.
17) Yourconvinced that your Hogwarts letter is late...and that Harry is distantly related to your uncle.
18) One of your stuffed animals is name Crookshanks.
19) You have worse symptoms than this list.
20) You are laughing a little right now, saying yes to every statement!
Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.
Sarcasm: just one of the services I offer.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.
Just because I’m beautiful, doesn’t mean I’m not talented.
Lord, if you won’t make me skinny, please make my friends phat.
I’m too busy to be organized.
I’m magically delicious.
Fake is the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I use to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
I use to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
My Reality Check bounced.
When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If daddy ain’t happy, don’t nobody care.
Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.
When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.
Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Learn the rules so you can break them properly.
Rules, what rules?
Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.
Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.
Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.
Not all men are idiots, some are fools.
My door is always open, so feel free to leave.
Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.
Slinky’s are like People… basically useless bt its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If you have any questions, ask someone else.
Shock me, say something intelligent
I hear voices and they don’t like you.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Normal people worry me.
I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff.
Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.
Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.
Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.
Always forgive your enemies, noting annoys them so much.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I think you're breaking my Gay-dar
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.
My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.
Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!
Don't lie. The government hates competition.
I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.
I'd rather be crazy and know it. . . . than be sane and doubt it.
I found this on another profile and I had to put it up because its really funny!
First day at school:
Falling in Love:
Fight Song: Fly~ Sugar Ray
Prom: Closing Time~ Matchbox Twenty
Birth Of Child:
You Learn~ Alanis Morissette
RULES: 1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
2.How would you describe yourself?
3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
4. How do you feel today?
5. What is your life's purpose?
6. What is your motto?
7. What do your friends think of you?
8. What do you think of your parents?
9. What do you think about very often?
10. What is 2 + 2?
11. What do you think of your best friend?
12. What do you think of the person you like?
13. What is your life story?
14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
17. What will they play at your funeral?
18. What is your hobby/interest?
19. What is your biggest fear?
20. What is your biggest secret?
21. What do you think of your friends?
Just so you know my BFFL is also an author here. Her name is Archerelf and she's got some GREAT fics!!
I was bored the other day so as we were talking about Phantom of the Opera, I made a list of our favorite songs in the following categories:
Overall fave song: Masquerade (both)
Fave song sung by the Phantom: Wandering Child (Archerelf)/ Music of the Night (HarmoniousPie)
Fave Christine/Phantom duet: Point of No Return (both)
Fave song sung by Christine: Raoul, I've been there (both)
Fave Christine/Raoul duet: Twisted Every Way (both)
Fave song sung by 3 or more people: Prima Donna (Archerelf) / Track Down This Murderer (HarmoniousPie)
Fave musical Portrayed: Il Muto (Archerelf) / Don Juan Triumphante (HarmoniousPie)
Fave Line: "Go away for the trap it is set and waits for its prey"- Don Juan, Don Juan Triumphante (Archerelf) / "Never dreamed out in the world there are arms to hold you"- Learn to be Lonely (HarmoniousPie)
To all my readers: Updates on the Rose stories I have planned will take a long time as I'm a college freshie now! But I promise not to give up!
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