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No one will ever read this. So i'll write whatever I want too. My name is Alejandra, but folks round here call me Ali. I'm 17 and i'm chicana! (mexican but born in the u.s.!) so yeah. let's see... i hate patriotism. like "woo! i luvs george bush cuz he's the president and he be doin sum good fer the country. i have american flags everywhere. and yellow ribbons too!"i like guys, but i'm starting to like girls so i'm getting confused. i went to catholic school for nine years. it was actually very nice. i miss all my friends. i talk to them occasionally. i liked this fool named juan for a good 6 or 7 years. he was so cute. i really liked him. but he broke my heart. so he can go fuck himself. seriously. his name is juan casillas and he is on myspace. i'm on myspace too. my name is"the garbage man."but i don't know if you can find it with a search. my email is cheerio510 at yahoo dot com. tight. my best friend is ashley. we are such dorks. it's all good though. i hate the way i look. i wish i had a boyfriend. that would be nice. i'm skipping everywhere but it is all good. like i said in the beginning, no one will ever read this. so EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! heart ali i hate hate hate hate hate these pairings with a BURNING PASSION: draco/hermione, draco/ginny, harry/hermione, harry/ginny, harry/severus, and yeah harry and draco ar the BEST PAIRING EVER. at least i think so. ron and hermione are obviously going to be together. j.k. rowling is a genious. seriously. well, i mean, her characters are fantastic, but killing off sirius? that sucked. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! fucking deleted my favoritest story ever! Starts with a Spin, by Maxine-Chan! oh my god! the world is going to end now. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! wanna blizeh wit my flip flop? i think not. i am a weirdo/dork but a lot of people think i'm funny and some think i am pretty nifty. and i am. i'm probably cooler than you. no. seriously. the new harry potter book is gonna kick my ASS and my friends and i are having a harry potter party fo 3 DAYZ niggah and it's gonna be so fuckin tight. and the movieis gonna come out november 16th and i saw the GoF trailer and i thik it's gonna be hella good. yayer! |
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The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Power by super-sailor-saturn39 reviews
Lucius has taken over Wizarding Britain and has given Harry a... place of honor. SLASH. LMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,881 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Don't Tell Me It Was All Pretend by Amy-Tonks reviews
Warning: HarryDraco slash. Harry and Draco are rumored to have a relationship. Naturally the two deny it until they both actually have to act as a couple to get rid of an evil father and to get one of the hottest brooms on the market.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ava Adore by fairy-dust3 reviews
Draco Malfoy is expelled from his school in England and sent to live in NY with his uncle what happens when he meets a raven haired boy? CHAP 41 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 45,261 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Union of The Serpent and The Lion by Neko-Jin-Inferno reviews
This story takes place during Harry’s sixth year at Hogwarts. Sirius is dead or so everyone thinks. Draco experiences something that threatens to destroy him emotionally. He wishes to keep this experience hidden. Will he be able too? And who will be wil
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Unicorn Blood by LMG reviews
{COMPLETE} Harry was in love. In love with a Death Eater's child, a Spy for the Light, and a Slytherin. In love with a beautiful man who would never, ever know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
All's Fair by Sputz reviews
Bored with post-Voldemort life, Harry and Draco begin a very interesting game... Slashy fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Magical Mayhem by Phoebe Halliwell reviews
My random attempt at humour, mix that with full blown celerity Harry, veela Draco just dying to get his attention, a number of games of truth dare or strip and you have one very active Hogwarts year, not to mention the special ingrediant ... VOLDERMORT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Falling by Mireille DeMaupassant reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in an endless cycle of lust with Draco Malfoy...but is it really only lust...? Just another random one shot. Please r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 6041 - Favs: 7,797 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by Barbarella reviews
Humor fic set in seventh year. Lots of teasing, foul language, naps and general insanity. HD slash and for the sake of the story, we'll pretend book six never happened. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,117 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pure Ecstacy by ThruMyEyes reviews
Harry Potter, our hero in many cases has fallen in love. But his chosen partner is not who you'd expect. Nevertheless, they're in love. But what if someone tries to break them up..? HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Slytherin Savior by DLMalfoy reviews
What if Harry left the Dursleys before first year? How would he be different if he lived with the Malfoy's? HxD Slash. Romance fic with a touch of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Fairy Ballet by invinovertas67 reviews
During fifth year Draco is a bit of a player, and he and Harry end up spending some delicious unexpected private time together. SLASH! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Potter lost by DeeDeeDob reviews
Harry loses a bet and Draco gets him as his slave for the evening - Harry turns the tables on him and Draco discovers he's bitten off more than he can chew! (figuratively speaking of course)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Edge of Nowhere by CyberneticIdol reviews
CH. 7 FINALLY UP! Fred loves George. Fred thinks that George loves him, but he isn't ever sure. This is NOT for those fond of fluff, lots of angsty and whoring and smoking and whatnot. TWINCEST! R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - George W., George W. - Complete
Cruel Intentions by PandorasDeath reviews
Harry and Ron Have A Bet About Who Will Seduce Draco First. All The Characters Look And Act Like Extras From A Calvin Kline Underwear Ad. SLASH Maybe Character Death...we'll see how it goes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unity by belladonnacordial reviews
Slash - If Harry were mistaken, Malfoy was impossibly scary and completely unstoppable, (so why bother trying?) Gods! Draco would have a mirror on his ceiling!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,620 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Morning Glory by Miss Prongs reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry heads to muggle London to figure out his sexuality problem...who else would he meet but a cunning blond [Draco! Draco!] who helps persuade Harry in his decision...[HPDM slash.] Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,910 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
And if I Could Never Find You by Prose reviews
Draco and Harry have been seeing each other secretly for most of their seventh year, but as the end of the term approaches each begins to wonder how the other feels. Features gay sex, language, and ridiculous amounts of alcohol consumption.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,131 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Running Away by PandorasDeath reviews
Draco Malfoy was more than just a little nuts the day that he threw Harry Potter into a duffel bag and ran off with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Obscurity of Love by mony2208 reviews
[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret of the Seventh Years by silverXserpent reviews
There is a room. A secret room that the Headmaster (with an exceptionally full bladder) stumbled upon one night, thinking that it was a loo. But the Seventh Years use it for much more than that. Much much more. It is the Room of Requirement. DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Golden Snitch by Michael Serpent reviews
HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,855 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Animus by isolde13 reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort. But he did not leave the final battle unscathed. Into his life comes Draco, who's been working as a prostitute in Muggle London...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
This Side of Me by cherrycola69 reviews
Saving his mortal enemy in a moment of insanity Draco is suddenly labelled a hero. Floundering in a new life and hiding from Death Eaters with Harry he finds that his allegiance isn’t the only thing that’s changed DH COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,302 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 221 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Untold Want by Penelope-Z reviews
Warning: Harry/Draco slash. The 5th year at Hogwarts begins with a dramatic confrontation between Harry and Draco.*CHAPTER 11 UPLOADED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.