A bored dude who scribbles for fun despite every word arranged by his head and hand being shitty. A gamer at heart I am whose preference strongly lingers of Fromsoftwares works. I like japanese mediamtoo, more particularly anime, manga and light novels.

Name : Ask the dragon lord of swag, Epic Sax Guy.

Age : I can chug alcohol without getting into trouble

Sexuality : Super straight. Homie sexual.

Gender: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm * retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Discriminates against: Hawaiin Lovers. Like ewww, how y'all be liking pineapple on pizza. U filthy animals! People who stand and wipe theirs ass - keep that ass on the toilet seat mf. Girls who think leaving the seat up is inequity - bro, I pull it up to piss, you pull it down to piss meaning that's a 50/50 spread meaning equality. Damn bitch. Aggressive homophobes - I honestly don't care about homo sexuals, put your dick where you want, nigga. It's 2022 but to y'all that scream gay = wrong and push this notion unreasonably... I genuinely have no words for you stupidity.

Nationality: African(Get the joke?)

Race : Black

Likes : Shitty, cringey media which is so bad its good and other stuff really. Liver and onions pizza. POTATO CHIPS BABY! ESP WITH HOT SAUCE! Woman ass. Woman boobs. Woman waist. Woman legs. Woman eyes. And my white bro's hair. Remember to platonically tell your bros they are submissive and breedable.

Relationship Status : Incel

Favourite Lightnovels : The Eminence in Shadow, Mushoku Tensei, Re Zero, All Itachi novels, One Sasuke novel I'm forgetting, Konosuba, Sevens, Mapping Trash Tier Skill, The Otherworlder explores the dungeon, High School of The Elite, Sword Art Online... Danmachi. I know what you thinking... I mean what you expect chief, I'm a shitty harem writer. smh. Also these the only ones I can remember off the top of my head. I've read alot and I mean alot of light novels lmaoo

Favorite Videogames : COD MW(all of em, the old ones), COD BO 2, DMC 5, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4, Hitman Bloodmoney (underrated), Hitman 2 Silent Assassin, Dante's Inferno, GOW(2018), GOW COO, GOW GOS, GTA 4, GTA 5, GTA San Andreas, NFS MW (2006), Elden Ring, Delta Force Black Hawk Down, PUBG Mobile, Hollow Knight.

I'm a low-spec gamer so I played most of these with shitty fps and all but I had the time of my life. In the future, when I ain't a pathetic harem writer who disrespects and hates women or whatever, I hope I'll be able to play these games. No jokes, but jf you a game dev and reading this, thank you so much for putting your wonderful worlds out there for us to explore. I will make sure to play for games when I have finances.

I have never played on a console. Actually, there was one time I played WWE on a Ps2 but that was it. Other times were with emulators.