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Joined 02-26-05, id: 766237, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 4 stories for Shaman King, King of Fighters, and Hey Arnold.

Name: Well just call me Rob

Age: Twenty-something

Location: Kansas City, Missouri, with an emphasis on the state Missouri

Occupation: Loader at FedEx

Ethnicity: African-American and probably some other stuff thrown in there

Interests: Movie and TV wise, I like comedies, action, drama, a good scare and even a bit of romance if its done well enough. Music wise, I'm a hip hop and R&B guy, but I'll listen to Rock, pop, and electropop. Video games, I like shooters, action/adventure titles, sports games and puzzles. I'm a big cartoon and anime fan as well. I'm also a big sports fan too. Feeling too lazy to go into details, PM if you want more info.

Formerly went by the name of P.I.M.P.4Ever, I've decided to change some things as I have decided to return to writing.

So what brought a guy like me into the fanfic game. I've always had an active imagination and would alter some of my favorite mediums of fiction if either I didn't like it or wanted them continue. At one point I aspired to be a screenwriter. I've kinda given up on that, so currently my writing is pretty much recreational, but I do strive to improve and be the best writer I can be.

Apparently I'm still interested in Hey Arnold!, so you can expect a stream of fics revolved the show for now. I'm also playing around with ideas for fics based on Adventure Time, Regular Show, Gravity Falls, and The Walking Dead.

Fics in progress:

Arnold of the Dead

Upcoming fics:

All of the Lights- Loosely inspired by the movie and TV show Friday Night Lights, Arnold, entering the senior year of high school, is the school's second string quarterback. When the star quarterback is injured, Arnold finds himself thrust into the role of team leader. How will he handle the burden of the heavy expectations and his new found popularity. After the next update of AOTD, this my next project.

Young, Wild & Free- a comedy fic with some romantic elements, Arnold, Helga, Gerald, Phoebe, and Sid take a road trip to SoCal for a crazy spring break.

Projects in development/consideration:

Fade to Black: A Hillwood Noir story- A spinoff of Jopeth23's Hillwood Noir starring the OC he based on me Black Rob and his crew, running the pawn shop and smuggling items, when a major discovery puts a target on their backs. All depends on how Hillwood Noir goes down.

Untitled Crime/Comedy fic- Bored with her life, Helga finds herself in a crazy situation, when she accidentally picks up a bag of coke and money. Now gangsters, mobsters, and corrupt cops are on her, Phoebe's, Arnold's, and Gerald's tails. Inspired by Guy Ritchie films, this was initially an original story that was to be posted at (may still be posted later on down the line).

Untitled Secret Agent/Action/Comedy fic- Potential collabo fic with Jopeth23, set in an AU, Arnold and the Helga are operatives working for rival agencies. When the situation gets hairy the two operatives must team together to prevent a file with info on an advanced WMD from reaching the wrong hands.

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Pink Elephants Drink GreenTea by SensuallyPassionate reviews
Gerald and Phoebe have not seen each other in almost 4 years. Under unusual circumstances, they meet again. However, life has drastically changed for one of them and it is uncertain if their love has one last shot to conquer all or if they should forever just decide to remain friends. SEQUEL TO 'The Purple Elephant'.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,915 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Gerald, Phoebe - Complete
Ask Edward by Ninja Rosette reviews
read the title.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Fraternization by Bassomatic reviews
Hakuro calls Roy and Riza into his office for a little chat...about fraternization. Added a second chapter BECAUSE I AM WEAK. But after this, no more. And now I think it deserves its rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
On Vacation With the Elrics by Phoenix of the Sea reviews
On Vacation with The Elrics, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Maes Hughes, Envy, Scar, Winry and Alex Louis Armstrong can be fun, especially when chaos ensues! Beware the DOUBLE HUMOR SIGN! The ending is here!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Why Never To Take Riza Hawkeye Hunting by Phoenix of the Sea reviews
Roy has no paper work, so what does he decide to do? BEWARE TH DOUBLE HUMOR SIGN!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Wrong, just wrong by Milleniumenjimon reviews
(sexual humor) Marco bothers the other shamans in the middle of the night for some strange supplies, which leads into a night of horror.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/28/2005
KOF Sitcom Hell by captainspoon reviews
Six mismatching KOF fighters share a house and many crazy events. Older story with a slightly changed name.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,163 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004
That's What Happens When You Don't Pay Your Bills by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
First Fullmetal story, so please, please be gentle... Is where Ed cannot pay for overpriced food at a fastfood restaurant, and... Well, read to find out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
The Miniskirt Committee by mantinemaniac reviews
It's time for the monthly Miniskirt Committee meeting, but can they finish before Hawkeye comes back?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Camp Happy Pants by TheHineyGods reviews
[complete] Yoh, Manta, Ren, Horo, Ryu, Lyserg, and Chocolove attend Camp Happy Pants and are assigned to the infamous Troop 69, with Hao as their 8th troop member. With Nichrome's troop as their rivals and a ton of bad luck, what's to become of Troop 69?
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Pudding Fight! by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
You know, I've always wondered what it would be like if the girls of Shaman King got into a fight... And boy, is it ever stupid. A parody of the Budweiser Super Bowl commercial.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
The History of the 'F' Word by Kitty-chan33 reviews
Manta explains the usage of the 'F' word, using the Mankin cast as examples. Warning: LANGUAGE! Duh... Otherwise, this is pretty tame.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
After the Beep by Setsumi-san reviews
Ever wonder what might be on the answering machines of the Shaman King characters? Well here's your chance to find out. See Horohoro become a minion of the Lima Bean King, the Hanagumi do prank phone calls, and boatloads more!
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
On why you should ALWAYS wear protection by Bratty reviews
he had read about it, and in all books they strongly pointed it out. Heck, he had even bought magazines with PICTURES in them, not to mention those movies Ryu was more than gleefully lending to him. And in all of them, they used it.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
Hot Air by Pyrus Japonica reviews
Evil villians, secret agents, a dark threat, adventure, true love, sword fights, miracles...wait that's the Princess Bride. But this is pretty good too. Rated PG for suspense. ::COMPLETE!:: See Ice Water for Part 2!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,681 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Gerald, Helga - Complete
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Arnold of the Dead reviews
Arnold and his surviving friends attempt to survive the zombie apocalypse. Can they keep their sanity and humanity in the process.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012
The Sie Kensou Show reviews
The next chapter of Kensou and friends sketch comedy. See parodies of KOF, SNK, video games and pop culture in general.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Funeral reviews
In an attempt to gain appreciaton, Horo plans a mock funeral. I still suck at summaries
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
To Pee or Not To Pee reviews
Horo has drunk too much pop and now he can't find a restroom anywhere.My first fanfic and already i suck at summaries.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005