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Joined 02-26-05, id: 766240
Author has written 4 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and Xiaolin Showdown.
WHO IS THIS CREEP?

Jessica Veazey, or called Veazey by her friends and peachpit/roundarosie online, lives in a tiny Red-Neck town in Florida, though she is more than ready to move to a more secluded location. Since she was young, she has been infatuated with the weird, strange, and beautiful. When she's not writing anything or surfing the web for free hentai websites, she's either walking or watching some 1980's cartoon.

Her plans for the future are undefinate, but currently she's working on an underground haven bomb-shelter for when the disease Solarum infects the human race and the living dead come to feast upon the living. After the zombies have either been destroyed by the goverment or overthrow the Earth, she wishes to rise above ground and either resume her normal life or enslave a massive zombie army.

Whether she'll see you in this new future of zombie-infested slaves is entirely up to you, but don't make her say "Na-na-na-na-na-na, I told you so."


ROUNDAROSIE

Outcasted paints in pitchfork red
Fall of the Robots
Rise of the Zombie Queen
Corporate takeover is my weapon
Founder of Veazey's ashes
Never say die

(October 1989 -- March 2378)


OTHER NAMES SHE GOES BY

Queen of Zombies
peachpit
emo peachtree
VeazeyIsStrange


COUPLES SHE SUPPORTS
(Naruto)

Kankuro x Tenten
They're just so cute...Kanky-kun's hat thing makes him look like a kitty, and Tenten's hair makes her look like a mouse. And don't call that reason stupid, because it's the same reason there is KankuKiba! I even have a doujinshi I made of these two on my DA account.

Itachi x Ino
Personally, I'm getting sick of all these Itachi x Sakura fanfics out there where Sasuke starts (OOCingly) liking Sakura. I say, Sakura should get ONE Uchiha and at least let poor Ino-chan have the other!

Chouji x Hinata
WHY? WHY, YOU ASK? Because poor fatty-mc-fat-fat Chouji gets absolutly NO LOVE in the entire freakin series. Hinata is a nice, quiet, sweet girl who would treat poor Chouji with kindness and probably make him some yummy food. I also think there should be more Ino x Chouji fics in the world.

Shino x Moegi
Because Shino is quiet and secluded, while cute lil' Moegi is sassy and loud and completely adorable. I think she would be the kind of girl to look up to this older boy and admire him, and try to gain his affection. Of course, I don't support pedophelia, but I still think it's cute.

Temari x Tenten
I like this one mainly because the world is laking in good Naruto yuri. And dammit, Temari seems like a good match-up for Tenten because...because...because...JUST BECAUSE!

Kisame x Kurenai
Because Asuma and Kurenai is yucky and poor Kisame-sama is lacking the love. He may be part shark, but he's also part man, dammit! And Kurenai is a pretty woman, I think if she got together with Kisame-sama it would show a lot of character in her. Plus Kisame isON FIRE, BABY!

Gaara x Temari
First of, I, in no way, support incest in real life. I however think that if the two were not siblings, they would make an adorable couple. Mainly because Temari seems a lot more concerned for her brother's welfare than most. Oh come on, it's cute.

Neji x Hinata
Same senario as above, I don't support incest, but I think Neji will eventually go insane and like...rape Hinata...or somthing.

Sakura x Ino
Rivals have the hottest sex, so I'm told. Plus, Ino hesitated before saying she liked Sasuke too, so I think she meant to say "I like you," to Sakura. (Insert stupid giggle)

Kakashi x Iruka
Sekushi Sensei's doin the dirty is hawt. Iruka is such an uke and doesn't even know it.

Shino x Hinata
Shino seems like a good guy, he'd protect innocent shy little Hinata. And then he'd rape her.

Deidara x Sasori
Deidara & Itachi are definatly ukes, Kisame and Sasori the the semes. Deidara and Itachi paint their nails together while Kisame and Sasori watch the game on pay-per-view. Zetzu makes toast. That Zetzu is so damn funny. Toast is funny, too.

Temari x Ino
A friend asked me, "Do you prefer Shikamaru x Ino, or Shikamaru x Temari?" I personally like both very much, but me being a shoujo-ai demanding pervert said, "TEMARI x INO!" And well, the liking of this couple just sort of stuck. I wish there were more fics of these two. I surprisingly haven't seen a single one.

Sakura x Rock Lee
LET'S ALL GASP! A CANON-COUPLE THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENCE! O_O;; Rock Lee loves Sakura and protects her, that's so sweet ;_; And Rock Lee is ROCK HARD. ...and he rocks. xD;

Shino x Ino
...it rhymes.

Itachi x Kisame
SQUUUEE~~~ My absolute FAVOURITE shonen-ai couple. I wub wub Kisame-sama and Itachi-kun together. :3 So kawaii~~ Kisame protects Itachi and stuff, and calls him "Itachi-san", so he respects him. Yay shonen-ai. Yay shark people. :3

Kin x Dosu
Even though Dosu doens't give two shits about her, and vice versa, I like Dosu better than Zaku so I stuck the two together. I wanna see a ficce about these two. D=

Sakura x Naruto
I think Sakura should forget about poopy-mc-poop-poop-head Sasuke-pon and let Naruto wub wub her. Naruto and Sakura is cuter than Sasuke and Sakura...by far! SASUKE IS A POOPY HEAD!

Tsunade x Orochimaru
...okay, I don't have an excuse for this one.

COUPLES SHE SUPPORTS
(Xiaolin Showdown)

Jack x Chase
For obvious reasons. I mean, Jack is totally gay for Chase. Hm...is that considered beastiality?

Clay x Raimundo
I am TOTALLY obsessed with this couple. I seriously plan on doing some oneshots about them_ loves on Claymundo insert Brokeback Moutain music

Katnappe x Wuya
Evil insane hot chicks...hell yeah.

Le Mime x Gigi
Because they're both French and I'm a sick racists bastard.

Kimiko x Jesse
Because XS lacks yuri, and dammit I don't like Kimiko with anyone else... _ And I like Clay's sister, she's cool. And a lesbian. Totally. Lawl.

Dojo x Wuya
Dragon/Purple Ghost pr0n? HELL YES.

Le Mime x Paris
YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOOOOWWWNNN! (Inside Joke)

Dashi x Wuya
It makes me smile. My insides go like this :D. I love it so very much. So, so, sooo verrry much.

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Imbeded Instinct by Tyr'll reviews
What if Naruto had had a friend in his academy day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,231 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Impressive Instant by Forsythia Lux reviews
*Ino X Itachi* With Konoha on the brink of Civil War, Ino awakens a power that can either make or break her future, no matter how many lives must be destroyed in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
The Crumpled within a Stack of Paper by OddLibbie reviews
With a gathering of wealthest lords in six months time, Hinata desperately finds someone to accompany her. Desperation leads her to a brothel house where she not only hires a certian blonde, she buys him permanently. Hilarity ensues. AU HinaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/24/2005
Blood Red Eyes, I Could Live With That by RedRibbonhood reviews
Kurenai discovers Kisame in the middle of the forest. Fate leads on to other events, but what does it end to? please read and review.KakashixKurenai? KisamexKurenai?...Chapter 5 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Kurenai Y., Kisame H.
The Beginning of the End by avi17 reviews
The chronicle of the rise and fall of the Four Original Dragons. *06/20/12- Editing back in progress*
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Wuya, Chase, Grand Master Dashi, Master Monk Guan
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Rock Lee's Dating Service! by Natsyourlord reviews
Rock Lee secretly gives dating advice to the male shinobi in Konoha! Ends unexpectedly, All of Lee's advice is weird. A tiny bit of fluff, I guess. REVIEWS WELCOME! Sorry... on hiatus right now, people...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Lee R.
Please Don't Eat Me by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
Chase finally accepts Jack as his lackey. Though, Jack is a little concerned about what Chase wants to do to him... Sort of ChaseJack. Rated for language and... questionable content. ONESHOT ...Ehhehehe...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Jack, Chase - Complete
Sakura's Got A Gun by Muffytaj reviews
Sakura's got a gun, and it feels damn good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sakura H.
Painted Blades by Muffytaj reviews
Kankuro x Tenten fiction that isn't complete crack. Worth reading, if only for the novelty value.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
A Bad Mother by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Uchiha Mikoto idly wondered if she had been a bad mother, as her son murdered her in cold blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Destiny on strands by Uchiha Yumi reviews
Why…” this time it was her turn to speak “Why do people suffer?” Kankuro sighed, then tilted his head towards the sky “I guess it’s our destiny” [Challenge, One Shot, KankuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Tenten, Kankuro - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Curses! by Spazoid reviews
Kiba teaches Hinata something new. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Santa pays a visit to the Tsubasa crew who, unfamiliar with the tradition of his visits, thinks he is a thief who has broken in. Chaos ensues. A little bit of KxF near the end
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Unexpected by alpha aquarii reviews
Jack Spicer and Kimiko Tohomiko. Two very different people. So what happens when Jack saves Kimiko's life? Oneshot Jackkim obviously
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Minto's night with Kishuu kun! by Ms. Envy reviews
Minto unwisely decides to have a party at her mansion, and ends up playing a truth or dare game that will end up with her... sleeping with Kish? Read and review pleasies nya! Kishuu x Minto CHAPTER SIX IS FINALLY UP!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,776 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005
Butterfly Knot by kimi no vanilla reviews
If you love something, let it go. ShikaTema, sandcest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
For You by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
“It’s alright,” Rock Lee soothed, though he did not let go of her wrists and his leg stayed firmly locked around her knees. “I’m here for you now,” he murmured. Lee. Sakura. Final chapter. Enter Gai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,339 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Sakura H., Lee R.
Truth or Dare: Insanity Style by Sister Paige reviews
Naraku, Kagura, Inu-Gang, Sesshy, Rin, Jaken and Kouga all get stuck in a barrier. What to do? Well play Truth or Dare of course! Naraku is the first to go insane! Send Reviews! [Incomplete] Happy New Year!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
You don't even want to know by felinefairy91 reviews
Hello pplz! This is a story where you don't even WANT to read but if you're really that curious then be my guest, but don't say that I didn't warn you! LOTR HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004
Impure Thoughts by TwiggerZimmer reviews
Gorillaz story. 2D and Noodle watch some movies. Noodle gets close to 2D, but doesn't realize how much she affects him. Warning: minor in slightly sexual situation, I don't know if that makes you uneasy.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2004
Just Another Fairytale of Love by the-shroomies reviews
[LeeSaku] Rock Lee has finally gathered the courage to ask the 'pink-haired angel' Haruno Sakura out on a date...but what disastrous things will happen before he gets the chance to even utter those words?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2004
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ReHash reviews
Tenten and the other Konoha kunoichi have somehow been brought to this horrible, horrible place. They say there is no way to escape, but can Tenten manage to not give up hope? Kankuro x Tenten Angst,Language,SH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,719 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Tenten, Kankuro
Persona Ricerca reviews
Maria watches her fellow dragons and envies their conviction. When the Xiaolin Warriors are sent to search for Shen Gong Wu, she is greeted with an unusual proposistion by none other than Jack Spicer.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
As I lie here dying reviews
A little fic about Kin's thoughts as Orochimaru slaughtered her snd Zaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Kin T., Orochimaru - Complete
The Inuyasha Mary Su Story reviews
I HATE MARYSU's. So of course, I wrote about one! It's really short but.....oh lah. Read if you dare. Flame if you want. I think it's funny. '
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
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