The Cucumber Lady
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Joined 02-27-05, id: 766500

Name: Debbie
Location: California
Age: 13
Religion: The Church of Hot Addiction
Interests: music and the Internet and whatnot.

Current musical obsessions:
-Cobra Starship (Gabe Saporta hugged me~! 7/2/07)
-The White Stripes
-The Hush Sound
-IAMX
-My Chemical Romance
-I Am Ghost
-The Dresden Dolls
-Meg&Dia
-Fall Out Boy
-The Academy Is...
And some other stuff I forgot. Yeah.

Other/non-FFnet means of contact:
the_cucumber_lady@yahoo.com
dee_pwns_you@yahoo.com
AIM=thecucumberlady
Yahoo!IM=the_cucumber_lady
Livejournal=cucumber_san

I think that's it. So, um, the end.

Dee

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Akito's Diary by Twisted-Soul123 reviews
After much sneakiness, I have at last uncovered Akito's diary! It's really not what I expected at all...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Akito S. - Complete
Rat in the Hat by The Tiny Pea reviews
A hat brought two people together, but what did the head of the family say? Yukiru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H.
He is my Master by Dyeh reviews
Kyo's lost the bet. But... luckily, Akito's decided not to cage him. He's going to 'give Kyo away' instead. But... Kyo didn't expect to be given away to Hatori. Hatori x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S.
Curse of the Sea Horse by riyaaanu reviews
Male sea horses get pregnant. Why would Hatori be any different? :: Some anime and manga spoilers inside... DISCONTINUED until further notice.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,753 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Hatori S.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Chapstick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry by Star Mile reviews
There's change in the air at a certain high school, and everyone seems to be caught in its mist. Devious teachers, transfer students, and school pranks. Cliques clash in this tale of punishment and unexpected romance. Slash.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Night Air by The Girly Man reviews
I knew he wouldn’t forget. Geez, it was HARU. He didn’t forget anything about me... no matter how much I wanted him to.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Rin S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
3 Sohmas Or Maybe 3somes! by Draiq reviews
Kyo makes lunch, but what's this Haru's getting...exited. maybe because kyo slipped an aphrodisiac in his lunch XD I DO NOT OWN FB XZ M YAOI
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
It Could Happen by FauxOreilles reviews
Well whaddaya know... Sometimes dreams do come true. [[Rated T to be safe. Ultrafluffeh Kyoru.]]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Machi Goes to Prison by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
[With Gee 'N' Mikey Way and Kureno goodness!] Ever wondered what it would be like if Machi went to prison? If Kyo was there too, but he got kicked out the window? If Momiji was a fly and got squished? If Mikey Way was a car sales men? Q's are A'ed here!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Machi K. - Complete
Join the Black Parade by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Kyaa! I love this song. So I did a random Akito drabble thingy about it. It's not exactly angsty. She's just talking about her father heaps. [Woo.]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Akito S. - Complete
Dear Tohru Honda by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Kyo is bored, so he writes Tohru a love letter. [Kyoru]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
A Pierced Tongue by Dark Man's Girl reviews
Yuki likes tongue peircings...oneshot
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Where do babies come from? by warriorprincess27 reviews
Momiji's asked the question. It's his loss.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Momiji S.
Another zodiac? by Megashi1991 reviews
Apperently their is another family cursed with their zodiac. So what happens when the two zodiacs meet?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
Starving for Perfection: Carmen's Story by lellama reviews
It's the 4th summer, and tragedy has struck Carmen. She rapidly loses weight as her eating disorder takes control of her. warning: anorexia. FINISHED
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Yuki's Problem by Damagd Roses reviews
Yuki doesn't like what he sees in the mirror...Rated T for subject. Warning:Possible Yukiru?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Stay With You by The Girly Man reviews
“How about…” Haru started, brushing a loose lock of hair out of Rin’s face and behind her ear. “…I tell you a story?” Rin giggled. “Do you even know any?” “Of course,” Haru replied. “Okay, then,” Rin said, sitting up. “Go ahead.”
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
The Killing Wind by manganerd reviews
It's the next generation, and the curse has returned after being broken. But the curse seems completely different, and more dangerous. NOW COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,850 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Swimy Swimy Sea Horse: Inside Hatori Sohma's MIND by XSora-ChanX reviews
So what does the distant dragon doctor REALLY think? Some weird thoughts, that's what! Read this and you will be disturbed. As in, for life.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hatori S.
MDay by rustedxemotions reviews
Four years after high school and Tohru, Kyou, and Yuki all live together seemingly fine. But when they move far away from their home ... well, the Sohma men were never known to share.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Fruits Basket: Nanny 911! by Platapuss reviews
In desperate need of a way to solve his family problems Shigure has called Nannny 911! Now the ladies are on their way to japan to do their stuff! who will prevail? The Sohmas or the Nannys?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Shigure S. - Complete
Not Good Night by rustedxemotions reviews
KyouxTohru and YukixTohru. It makes him sick to think of them together alone tonight, and he'll do whatever he can to stop it. Angstyfluff? Short. :]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
An Angel's Chores by kiyoshi-wheeler reviews
[ kyou.tohru ] He's a fiery, rebellious half angel trying to get out of Purgatory. She's a sweet, naive human girl, trying to stay awake in class. His job is to watch over her, but will she end up being the one watching over him? [ au ]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
My Personal Ending by WhatwasIthinking reviews
my ideal ending for the Fruits Basket Manga series. As Akito goes to visit a grave, Tohru was there along with a figure she thought she'd never see.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Summer Sends Its Love by The Girly Man reviews
Summertime brings new opportunities, new faces, new feelings. But the only thing London wanted was for her father to come home.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
To Rin, from Haru by FannyT reviews
With Rin in hospital and a strict No Visitors policy, all Haru can do is wait, wonder... and write.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
Ayame Logic by Pandora de Romanus reviews
The title speaks for itself. Less than a hundred words.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Ayame S., Hatori S. - Complete
The Biggest Rumor by WhatwasIthinking reviews
Popularity can cause a lot of things to happen for the Sohma's.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Kisa S., Hiro S. - Complete
It's stuck! by baka alchemist reviews
HGSS drabbles, quite funny and... uh, pervy sometimes. [no HBP, abandoned. Will not be updated.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All I'll Ever Be by yukiislikesnow reviews
AU: Akito is a man. Yuki and Kyo have similar past's but both boys think their own life is more difficult. But what happens when they combine lives and become a couple? KY Yaoi, lemon. I own nothing
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,551 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by The Girly Man reviews
Umm, first Fruits Basket story. Ayame wears a lavender dress. I find it amusing that I never changed the line 'poise and rationality' from my typo, 'poison rationality' a year ago and people still complain about it.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Gray Haru by basketcases02 reviews
Kyou and Yuki think of the moments between white and black as gray. Yaoi:KyouHaruYuki. [Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,502 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
KatTHNGVBD by solderini reviews
Kyou has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. The whole title didn't fit, obviously. A direct parody of Judith Viorst's classic kid's book.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Kyo S. - Complete
Just Because by Meia reviews
Fruits Basket. Yaoi warning. Gosh, is there ever a yaoi warning. Heavy heavy heavy Yuki/Kyo lime action, not WAFF. Gosh, is it ever not WAFF. Be warned.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 11/15/2001