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Play Cissy For Me
by the artful scribbler reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius ArrogantBastard!Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex... must be a Lumione smut-fic! Lucius/Hermione-disguised-as-Narcissa/then as herself. Rated M for mmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,654 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Playing with Slytherins
by onecelestialbeing reviews
Literally...take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
by onecelestialbeing reviews
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/5 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Scales Of Balance
by One Red Shoe reviews
"And Miss Granger?" Their eyes saw what time and apathy had made others blind to. Snape and Malfoy had left England after their trials. When they return 10 years later, they're furious with what they find, and heads will roll. SS/HG with a side of SS/HG/LM, LM/GW, even SS/HG/LM/GW. This story is AU and EWE, it has dark HP/RW. The cover picture for this story is by SusanMarieR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,122 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Lucius M., Ginny W.]
Quid Pro Quo
by SweetTale4u reviews
**Nominated Best Romance 2014 LJ SSHG Fan Fic Awards** My Entry into the 2014 Live Journal Hermione Smut Fest. Severus Snape is fed up with reports that he is somehow planning/plotting to be the next Dark Lord. Thanks to a comment by Lucius he decides to seek out Hermione Granger and proposition her in exchange for helping her cause. Hermione in turn has other ideas in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,556 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Secrets We Keep
by SexinSatin reviews
An undercover op brings to light the feelings between Gibbs and Ziva. Limits will be tested. Hiding in plain sight is never an easy thing. Gibbs/Ziva pairing. Rated Fiction MA based on new guidelines
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 177,058 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
by Angel N Darkness reviews
Hermione was hurt after the war by one of the people she trusts most. What happens when two of the men she never thought she would trust are the only ones she trusts now along with a select other few? Will she ever feel safe again or will she give up? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,658 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Na Hoaloha Me Pono
by Bugsbunnyaloha reviews
Steve has many friends, but only a few he considers family. Sarah was one of those few. She respected it, never allowing her true feelings to get in the way knowing he'd never see her as anything more. She hid it well, until the night she crossed the line, leaving them both startled over their feelings that arose from the aftermath. The question now is, where do they go from here?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,401 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Steve M., OC - Complete
Property of Sirius Black
by blissedoutvixen reviews
She made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Sirius/Hermione BDSM, pure smut. Kinks ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
by steffenyp reviews
Gibb's newest team member has a problem she needs help with, but she is reluctant to ask for help because she is after all a trained Federal agent. However, when things take a turn she wasn't expecting, she decides it is time to ask for help.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
by Alina Larin reviews
Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
His Dark Arts
by Redshadow43 reviews
After the war ended, Lucius Malfoy helped restore Hogwarts and was made DADA Professor. Many 7th years had to return to finish up, including Hermione Granger. She and Ron never managed to become a couple, and now she just wants to finish school and move on with her life. However, newly divorced Professor Malfoy has other ideas in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,187 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Don't Let Me Go
by rebellious2012 reviews
His touch ignites a fire which cannot be quelched. Her innocence touches a place he thought no one could ever reach. A deadly war is fast approaching and Lucius must choose between his prejudice views or the woman who taught him how to love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,646 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
A Law to Herself
by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Fine Romance
by etherian reviews
A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 123,755 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by atokkota reviews
Hermione Granger is an unusual young woman, she was an old soul in a young body. Would this unconventional girl accept the challenge of an Omiai meeting? HG/SS AU and OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 108,276 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Harry P., OC - Complete
Everyone Has a Match
by bleedingraven79 reviews
The Ministry makes a new law. The Marriage Law will help populate the magic word after Voldemort's rein. What will Hermione's fate be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,333 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Alcohol Doesn't Mix With Heartbreak
by BewitchingDesire reviews
Hermione gets drunk due to Ron's treatment of her, and she gets thrown out of the bar, and into the streets of London, unable to defend herself because of her intoxication. Who can save her from a dangerous situation? A story of unlikely circumstances, and even more unlikely relationships. Rated M for mature content, and eventual later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,091 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Nyaena reviews
What does one do after fighting a war? What does one do after getting a second chance at living life? We start a new life in the American Wizarding World, and meet a voluptuous red head with a bold and saucy attitude, that's what! Possible Future SMUT alert.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,004 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Severus S., OC
Sweet and Low
by NephilimEQ reviews
Everything wasn't exactly what it seemed for the past few years of Hermione's life... PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,317 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by I M Sterling reviews
Friendship is a funny thing...the story of the bond three people form. Lucius POV. LM/HG/SS Rated M for subject matter. Mature readers ONLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
HP TUTORIAL 1: WANDS AND WAND CORES (OUT OF DATE!)
by Anna Brelin reviews
I am currently making a website based on this tutorial, which will include completely updated information. Though it is out of date, you can still read it as a source of reference. Link to the website will be posted once it is completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 120,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Perfect Birthday Gift
by MissLanie reviews
Hermione has fallen in love, and is suffering from the usual symptoms: Insomnia, mood swings and lack of concentration. Her birthday is just around the corner, as well as some big surprises...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,673 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Maca Martina Parket reviews
Hermione is successful PR manager and Lucius is participating in a conference she's orchestrating. He keeps trying to seduce her but fails until one fateful, passion filled moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
The Wildcat Purrs
by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Of Shoes, Shirts and Firewhiskey
by onecelestialbeing reviews
Sirius and Hermione share a home, their friendship evolves into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Series of Five or More Ficlets
by Demented Amanuensis reviews
One-shots, written for prompts that were given by fellow fanfic writers. Pairings are SS/HG, SS/HG/LM not exactly a pairing , LM/HG. Mostly humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,049 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by LumenSnape reviews
One Shot. Hermione finds a piece of Lily & Snape's past and decides to bring it to him on Christmas Eve. She is determined to give him the perfect Christmas gift. Will he accept? Post DH. AU in that Snape lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cunning Plan
by marianne le fey reviews
"Can you at least try to look like you're enjoying yourself? This won't work if you look nauseated." One shot. Rating mostly just for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Aurette reviews
Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
by Mingsmommy reviews
He's a really good guy. OFC/Rossi, Prentiss/Rossi Spoilers for Lauren and in to Season 7. Contains themes that may be morally objectionable to some readers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2011 - D. Rossi, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Cost of Deception
by AJlove reviews
Not yet ready to start a family with her husband, Hermione begins using an untraceable contraceptive potion. What will she do when Lucius Malfoy catches her in the act and threatens to blackmail her? Lemons, violence, AU, Abuse, Canon Char Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Tabby's and Snake's
by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by nzcsigsrfan reviews
What happens when Gibbs and Ziva are injured at a crime scene
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
How Harry Helped Hermione Get Her Groove Back
by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Harry discovers that one of Hermione's old crushes feels the same way, and decides to coach her through their first date. Afterall, Hermione's been celibate so long, she's regrown her hymen. SS/HG and a little HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,406 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Qmouse reviews
Late one night Severus manages to return to Hogwarts, bloody and battered. Hermione must stay with him to help him recover, and delve in to his past to find out what dark deed causes such a violent reaction to a common spell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,631 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How Hermione Granger lost her Hymen
by Shiv5468 reviews
and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Sickness and In Health
by Lyra Lupin reviews
Another unsuspecting and unlikely couple has been struck with the Lover's Flu. This time Severus Snape and Emmaline Vance learn all about love the hard way. A sequel to Lover's Flu (RLNT)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Severus S.
Holding Hands Against Their Will
by Fin Ravel reviews
Snape and Hooch get in trouble with Dumbledore and McGonagall, so they spend the rest of the Christmas vacation under a strict 'like each other NOW' agenda.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - R. Hooch, Severus S.
by baka alchemist reviews
HGSS drabbles, quite funny and... uh, pervy sometimes. [no HBP, abandoned. Will not be updated.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Believing the Truth
by Skybyrd reviews
Chapter 13 is uploaded, enjoy! Hermione is repeatedly injured. No one believes how it happened. What will happen when the truth is revealed and how will it be dealt with? WIP In the middle of a move, prolly won't update until fall 2005.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,816 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
by Verus Lumen reviews
Hermione opens a gift from a secret man, and unknowingly accepts a Visit in doing so. My answer to the I'm Just a Gigolo challenge. SSHG. Please, R&RrnThe Greatest Story Ever MiniMized included chp. 12 PERMA WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,719 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by servalan-ch reviews
Cho Chang now owns her own business. One day, Lucius Malfoy walks through her shop door...
Cho's Chinese heritage becomes more important as the story progresses.
Some sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,977 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Cho C., Lucius M. - Complete
The Bachelor's Curse
by Lyra Lupin reviews
It's happened again! The Bachelor's curse has been prophesized and any unmarried wizard between the ages of 18-50 might die if not quickly wed. What does this mean for the Weasley boys, Remus, Severus, Harry. A cute little love story; many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
by Adriana1 reviews
COMPLETE After leaving Hogwarts, Hermione has become a powerful healer. As Severus Snape re-enters her life, things will never be the same. A story of Love and War. SS-HG AN: The sequel has been posted and updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,051 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Duet WellPlayed
by Iphignia reviews
A shared and hidden passion is discovered between Hermione and her former teacher (not what you think). It is recommended that you have some classical music on hand to listen to as you read. (preferably Baroque)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,773 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Imhilien reviews
At Hermione's last Christmas at Hogwarts, Severus decides to seduce her after an act of kindness on her part to him...(HGSS) (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,295 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Which Survives
by Nymue reviews
[COMPLETE] When the last remaining relic of Avalon pairs together two of the most unlikely people for the Rites of Beltane, the Potions Master and the Gryffindor Know-It-All discover something very interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson
by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
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Lucius Malfoy And The Marriage Matching Law reviews
What would happen if a Marriage Compulsion law were passed several years after the Final Battle? This story is AU in that Snape survives Book Seven & I do not acknowledge the EWE. Our story begins five years after the battle, and Lucius Malfoy is a widower. I do not know where my Muse came up with chapter titles of all "ING" words, but muses are capricious that way, aren't they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Lucius M., OC
Two people meet while working. What happens after the assignment ends? Captain Bubba Skinner had not clue one Sunday in August was going to change his life, and that of Agent Adair Urquhart as well. M for a reason- mature readers only.
In the heat of the night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,075 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2014
What Do You Mean He Can't Help Me?
Supposed Hermione decides on Severus when the Marriage Law is passed. Ah, but a twist - he cannot help her. Written before books six and seven-so be warned. T only because of very bad language used once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete