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Author has written 31 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, Ranma, Naruto, Death Note, xxxHOLiC, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Sherlock, Doctor Who, D N Angel, Card Captor Sakura, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Name: Sessha-chan

Favourite Fandoms (to read): Harry Potter, BBC's Sherlock, Merlin, Doctor Who

Quotes:

The demon posed dramatically, “No, Kristy, you can't leave!”

He switched to a high squeeky voice, “But I must, Jack. See... I'm your sister!”

Back to his low dramatic voice, “Noooooooooooooooooo! How can this be!”

An ANBU lieutenant sidled up to his commander, “At this point sir, I think he's just mocking us.”

She looked over to where Kyuubi, in his usual Sasuke-ish from, was reading aloud from “Icha Icha Paradise: A New Beach of Love”, and then looked back at her lieutenant, “Thats a very insightful observation you make there.”

The lieutenant grinned like an excited puppy, “Thank you.”

“I was being sarcastic.”

“Oh...”

There was a gap in conversation, then a sob could be heard from the crowd of sand-nin, and one of the chuunin started to get teary eyed, “I'm sorry... but I just can't help it... It's so sad. Jack and Kristy love each other, but they both know it can never be... This performance is so touching.”

An eyebrow started to twitch, I am commander of the ANBU, respected by all. I am not going to lose my cool. I am NOT going to lose my cool. I am not going to...

Kyuubi used the squeaky voice, “I don't care, Jack, I don't care! Even if we are siblings, I must have you!”

The commander's control almost snapped as the entire crowd of shinobi, including her personally trained ANBU, collectively gasped in shock, and she started to massage her temples slowly.

(Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62)

"So...your truck is a giant alien robot, and so's the Porsche we've been driving around, which we've only been driving around because your truck told him to, since he's the leader of a whole bunch of alien robots that look like normal vehicles." Beth summarized once Alex was finished. They were both sitting on the ground now, with Optimus transformed and also sitting, though Cliffjumper evidently preferred to stand - right behind Alex, making her jump every time he made a noise.

"Pretty much." Alex replied.

"So what, are you really out having midnight chats with him whenever you supposedly go out to sleep in the cab?" Beth asked, giving her sister a weird look, and Alex saw the other question that Beth was not about to voice with Optimus sitting a few dozen feet away.

"No, I'm actually sleeping." Alex said, shaking her head at her sister and putting extra emphasis on the last word. Beth gave her another odd, suspicious look. Alex almost exclaimed in Gaelic that she was in no way having kinky robot sex with her truck, but she knew Optimus would be able to translate it. So she tried to glare away her sister's suspicions. She could enforce her claim later verbally.

(Sparks by vericus ciaris)

"You pushed Mr. Elric off of the Astronomy Tower?"

"I wanted to see if he'd land on his feet," Kyra replied, her face a perfect mask of innocence and her sea green eyes blinking occasionally to add to the apparent bewilderment. As if she didn't know throwing anything off of the Astronomy Tower—particularly a person!—was wrong!

"Miss Larkston, just because Mr. Elric is currently…part feline does not give you license to throw him off a tower in some poorly thought-out attempt to determine if cat myths apply to him. How did you get him to go along with it?"

"I didn't. We were leaving Divination and he was there and the idea just popped into my head! Seven out of ten times I act on thought; I wasn't planning to shove him off the tower, it just happened! Oh, and he does, by the way."

"Does what?"

"Land on his feet."

(Of Astonomy Towers and Chimeras by SakuraLetters)

They ran again and saw some people fighting the masked Death Eaters. The pink haired female immediately began to cast curses and attack. Yusuke looked at things dumbly before yelling at the Death Eaters, momentarily pausing the fighting.

“Hey! Fuck ups!” Everyone turned to look at him in surprise. One of the non-black robed people shook his head in exasperation, probably thinking Yusuke to be one of those teenagers who thinks they could be a hero. “Here, I got you a present.” Yusuke gave them a sweet smile before it turned very, very nasty.

Bam!

“Oops,” Yusuke muttered. The pink haired woman looked at him in horror.

“You blew some of their limbs off! They’re probably dead!”

“I didn’t mean to! Jeez! And it was only some of them!” Yusuke picked up an arm. “See?”

The woman turned a nasty shade of green.

Yusuke looked at what he was holding and then grimaced. He daintily held it and then dropped it. “That…was disgusting,” he said as if commenting on food.

(Killing Time by Akki no Tama)

"You are SO sleeping in Kurama's room!"

(Mission X by Kurome Shiretsu)

(The Adventures of Indiana Potter!)

The theme to Mission Impossible played softly in the background as a group of black clad ninja-wannabes creeped silently down the halls, stopping before a certain stone gargoyle.

"How do we get in?" Hermione whispered, turning to her cohorts.

Blaise pulled a large tome out of his bag and opened it. "It says here that the ancient Dumbledorians almost always used some type of sweet for their passwords. If we can just figure out which one the high priest of this particular sect fancied most, we should be able to enter the temple with little trouble."

"You're so brillant, Doctor Zabini!" Pansy squealed girlishly, hugging him around the shoulders. "With the treasure sure to be inside, I'll finally be able to pay off all of my late father's debts and restore my family's good name!"

"Why am I here again," Draco sneered from the back of the group, "when I could be sleeping?"

"Oh, but, Colonel Malfoy," Pansy explained quietly. "We need you and Major Nott to protect us should we run into any hostile forces or angry natives. Just as we need Doctor Longbottom to be our healer and Lord Potter to direct us in any areas of the occult we may encounter and to defeat the temple guardian."

"This is ridiculous-ow!" Draco was cut off by a smack on the back of the head from Pansy.

"Hush! You're ruining everything!"

Harry meanwhile had begun intoning gibberish while making nonsensical hand gestures at the statue. He then leaned forward, knocked on the gargoyle's head and whispered, "Open up, will you?" To which it sprang aside, revealing the spiral staircase beyond.

"Oh, Lord Potter!" Pansy cried dramatically, abandoning Blaise to hug him instead. "You're so wonderful! While your dabblings in the occult may have caused you to be shunned by your noble peers, it is these skills which aid us so grandly now!"

Hermione shushed the other girl before her loud theatrics could get them caught and Harry led them forth into Dumbledore's office, currently dubbed the Temple of Doom. The moment they set foot within, Fawkes exploded off his perch and began to dive bomb them in a mock attack.

"Oh!" Pansy exclaimed, slapping the back of her hand to her forehead and feigning faintness. Theo quickly caught her lest the 'delicate flower' hit the floor.

Raising his hands dramatically to the sky, Harry called out, "Oh magnificent guardian of the ancient Temple of Dumbledoria! Be at peace, for I am the high priest's brother's nephew's third-cousin once removed's grandson's step-daughter's decendant!"

Letting out a joyful string of phoenix song, Fawkes calmly landed on Harry's shoulder and began preening his hair.

This had the unfortunate side effect of waking the previously sleeping portraits.

"Who are you?" one asked, peering at the ragtag group of young students quizzically.

Dislodging Fawkes and causing him to return to his perch, Harry grinned, swept the hat off his head and bowed low. "I am Indiana Potter. This is my lovely sister, Hermione Croft. And these are my minions."

(The Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika)

To: The Devil

From: Your Disgruntled Minion

Subject: Oh how I hate you…

Lord of the Underworld,

I have no idea what you think this will accomplish. Perhaps you hate your brother. Perhaps you hate me. Perhaps it’s some sick medley of both. Honestly, I don’t care. I take my job very seriously but if you really think sending me into the woods with your bastard of a little brother and some insane lunatics who, from what I can see in the ‘attached flyer’, wear entirely too much green, is a responsible idea for the company, then so be it.

I will see you on Friday, Prince of Darkness.

Naruto Uzumaki

Abused Minion, Uchiha Incorporated

Currently Burning in Hell (Wish you were here.)

(The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene)

"So, kiddies, let's all introduce ourselves," Kakashi said, clapping his hands together and squinting his eyes into a broad smile. Sakura inched away from him, looking slightly disturbed.

"Let's see," Kakashi said, speaking slowly as if musing aloud. "Names, little description of yourselves and maybe your family, your likes, your hobbies, your dreams, that kind of thing." He waved a hand nonchalantly. "How about you go first, blondie?"

Naruto twitched slightly, but managed to keep himself acting almost professional. "Hideyoshi Naruto, I'm the adopted son of Hideyoshi Kenshin, who's a retired shinobi. I like ramen, gardening running. I also like hangin' out with my cousin, Yamanaka Ino, and prankin' people. My dream is to win a lifetime supply of ramen, which I will use to fill a swimming pool and have a massive ramen party with lots of attractive women."

Sakura promptly thumped him.

"Ow! Sakura-" Naruto protested, and she raised her fist threateningly.

"Do you have to make a mockery of everything, Naruto?" she demanded, furiously, and Naruto widened his eyes, his lower lip quivering.

"I don't criticise your dream, Sakura," he said. "You're just some- some hope-destroyer! I bet you don't even like ramen!"

(Two Steps Back by Mistress Nika)

A warm throb from their left arms informed Sirius, Remus and the rest of their team that it was time to go.

As the others disappeared, [Sirius] finished drawing a mustache on one Auror, shoved one's hand down another's pants, vanished three's clothing and then activated his portkey with a grin.

Only a Dark Mark drawn on the wall currently bore witness to the disturbing scene. It's cheerful eyes winked, it's serpent tongue stuck out in a permanent raspberry. Many would say, it was the most terrifying rendition of the Mark they had ever seen. Sirius just thought it was cute.

(The Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika)

“Oi! Naruto, get over here. You won’t believe what those two wackjobs did with your sleeping bag”

Naruto had one of the previously piled scrolls in his hand and was reading the first few lines, “Considering what I’ve got here, I would believe anything”

“It appears that your sleeping bag has been made into clothing, though how the two of them managed to pull it off in one night is beyond me”

“Well,” Naruto said, “count me as even more amazed because this scroll is, and I quote, ‘The Uchiha And Hoshigaki Complete Annotated Encyclopedia Of Everything Two Hormonally Charged Teenagers Might Do While Alone In The Forest With Just A Large Sword And Naruto’s Pack’”

“Creepy…”

“What’s really creepy is that they knew exactly what was in my pack. And I mean exactly, down to every last used gum wrapper”

Temari grabbed one of the other scrolls, “Apparently one wasn’t enough, because here’s TUAHCAEOETHCTMDWAITFWJALSANP volume two, and I’d bet that’s volume three on the ground there”

“They managed to fill three scrolls? They must be a lot more creative than we are, since all we really did was play chess and sleep”

(Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62)

As soon as they were back in the hallway, Harry groaned. "Oh great, at this rate we'll never lose the House Cup."

"Most people wouldn't see this as a problem, Harry," Hermione told him, confused.

"But I do because it's the Suck-Up Cup, remember?" When Hermione shook her head, Harry continued, "Oh, right, you weren't there. Either way, I believe that the House Cup is a school-wide conspiracy to try and spawn as many teacher's pets as they can and encourage teacher's pet-like behavior in everyone. Snape and I are doing all we can, but we can't lose Gryffindor the House Cup alone!"

Hermione just stared at him. "You have problems."

(Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281)

"So what are we going to do this summer, Sirius?" Harry asked once he met his guardian on the platform.

"The same thing we do every summer, Harry," Sirius replied with a grin.

"Try to take over the world?" Harry asked innocently.

(Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281)

Toddler angst is quite lethal in large doses to others, as it is much more concentrated and confused than, say, teen angst, which is mostly drama.

(Naruto: The Black Mage by Kyrrlatur)

Sakura was deathly afraid of the boy's temper, not wanting to aggravate him more as the techniques he was lashing out with would totally ruin her hair! How was she supposed to seduce Sasuke-kun if her hair wasn't absolutely perfect? And how dare Naruto have such great natural hair!

(Naruto: The Black Mage by Kyrrlatur)

Indeed, Naruto was molding raw elements, and playing with them in an elaborate game of Toy Soldier. He had very detailed human golems created out of the ground, and they were all running in fear, with realistic shrieks of despair. He had created a clone of his Kyuubi doll out of fire, and had it barreling down upon the poor earth golems with a squeaky roar, tearing them apart. Lightning and wind were combined together with water to create small thunderclouds above the battleground, with realistic weather effects. Naruto had the real Kyuubi plush on his head, and he was cackling maniacally as the flame-Kyuubi destroyed the poor earth people.

(Naruto: The Black Mage by Kyrrlatur)

He pushed those thoughts away, pondering about purchasing a stainless steel spork weapon for his doll, as claws, tails, nails, and fangs will only get you so far, and that spork will get you further.

(Naruto: The Black Mage by Kyrrlatur)

"I came for the Potter Scythe," said Harry, not waiting for an answer he knew would never come.

"The Potter Scythe, no less! And what makes you think you need such a powerful tool to achieve your goal?" asked the old man, more serious than he let on.

"The Prophecy said so. 'Weapon of the ancestor to help the far offspring. To put the soul to rest with a swift kick in the ass.'"

"The prophecy said that?" asked the elder, eyebrows shooting up.

"It's my own interpretation, sir."

(RuneMaster by Tigerman)

"Badgers are awesome," Harry said, finally sitting in his seat, "all hail the badgers."

(Rebellion by TantraMegami)

"You know, you almost sound sane," Pansy said.

"But the fact that I've just chained myself up while we spoke negates that fact," Harry replied as he held up his hands.

(Rebellion by TantraMegami)

Professor Snape's 10 Rules for Teaching

1. Education through intimidation…it's the only way.

2. Children should be seen; not heard…anyone heard will receive detention.

3. Do not speak unless called upon…and don't bother to raise your hand for I shan't call upon you.

4. The teacher is always right…if you don't believe me, just ask me.

5. If you don't agree with the grade given…tough it's non-negotiable.

6. Criticisms will be graded and appropriate points deducted.

7. Unacceptable essays will be used for lining owl cages.

8. Extra credit to bring up your grade? You've got to be joking!

9. Botched potions will be fed to the brewer so be careful how you brew.

10. Any complaints should be directed to my superior...oh wait, I have no superior.

(You Broke Him, You Fix Him by Teacherbev)

"Go, join the cult of thoughtless automatons. Leave me here…alone…unloved… Plotting world domination." Harry smirked wickedly.

(Riding The Storm by Snow white Kitsune)

"What can I say, I like this planet, it grows on you…almost like a fungus really…Nevertheless, its got…Led Zepplin, Quidditch, those little biscuits with the icing sugar in them…and you have no idea how difficult it is to get a good cuppa away from England…Plus, if you destroy the universe, that kind of messes with my dastardly plans of universal domination and all that…And that's really not on the agenda mate." The Master all but bared his teeth. "This planet is mine, and you rea-lly don't want to push me. I don't share well."

(Riding The Storm by Snow white Kitsune)

"Things that Team Bambie are no longer allowed to do. One: release farm animals into the Department of Mysteries. Two: Or the Minister's office. Three: Or the Department for Magical Law Enforcement. Four: Inflatable animals are not allowed either. Five: You are no- You are not Sailor Moon?" Green eyes widened and for a moment, Croaker actually believed that Potter may have had nothing to do with this. Then tears started to well up in his eyes, "N-n-nooo, my dreams for the future! Gone! Shattered! Destroyed! My life no longer has meaning anymore!"

(Lightning on the Wave by Araceil)

(I kinda want this cloak...)

"Harry is as perfectly sane as I am," Luna declared dreamily, adjusting the hood of the glittery blue Death Eater cloak she was wearing.

(Dear Order by SilverWolf7007)

"I am of the belief that he had been behind all of the strange happenings here this summer," Severus said dryly.

"Yes, but you also believe Harry is behind overpriced potions ingredients, global warming, and that door," Remus said, gesturing to the basement door on the other side of the kitchen.

(Dear Order by SilverWolf7007)

Cheese sandwiches are good for the soul.

(Dear Order by SilverWolf7007)

"What happened to you?" he asked.

"We dared to go up against an Uzumaki." they said.

"And?" he asked.

"Uzumaki-sama was merciful. He only stripped us and robbed us." the one on the left said.

(Time MixUp by Lucillia)

Bright! Bright! Leaf! Bright! Tree! Bright! Oooh squirrel! Bright! Eeew spider! Bright! Pakkun! Pakkun! Pakkun! Kakashi-sensei! Huh, leash? Bright! Pretty bird! Owww! Acorns! Owww! Badger! Owww!

(Time MixUp by Lucillia)

"They had an Uzumaki with them." [Zabuza] replied.

"What is an Uzumaki?" Gato asked.

"If I'm considered to be a Devil, the Uzumaki would be considered to be some sort of hell god on a level I could never reach. At least I would let a person die with a modicum of dignity left. The Uzumaki never give you that chance." he answered, whimpering at the thought of being forced to go up against such a creature.

(Time MixUp by Lucillia)

When Naruto had first entered the Academy, the school medic who had some "Ideas" about the medicating of children was in charge of giving Naruto his medication. She didn't. Naruto had run off into the woods after some small furry animal and for over a month all efforts to capture him, including those made by the most experienced hunter nin had failed. It was entirely possible that he would never have been captured if Uchiha Itachi hadn't come up with the bright - or rather so insanely stupid and incredibly off the wall it actually worked - idea of soaking his clothing and armor in instant ramen. Itachi returned half a day later carrying a surprisingly calm Naruto who kept trying to eat his shirt when he wasn't gnawing on his chest plate.

(Time MixUp by Lucillia)

Now he knew why he'd liked Kabuto the last time, why he had been willing to trust the more experienced boy who was offering his help without questioning his motives and wondering about the little inconsistencies that were bothering him now. The bastard had soaked his clothes in ramen.

(Time MixUp by Lucillia)

I would never seduce an innocent, too much trouble and paper work.

(Something Less Ordinary by baby-kitsune9)

Technically it isn't stalking unless I've pitched a tent in your living room or something. Right now, this is considered to be good teaching.

(Something Less Ordinary by baby-kitsune9)

The girl was a Hufflepuff but Harry had decided that, within three days of knowing her, she was a secret Slytherin and plotting world domination with her other Slytherin!Hufflepuff cohorts with no one the wiser. She just smiled mischievously at him when he informed her of this and never did a damn thing to dissuade his belief. If Gryffindors were the Brave ones, Ravenclaw the Smart ones and Slytherins the Ambitious ones, that meant the Hufflepuffs were the Maniacal ones.

(Lacrimosa by Araceil)

"This would be so much easier if we could just ask Naruto about this Therapy Jutsu of his."

Temari raised an eyebrow at this. "Therapy Jutsu?"

"What?" Kankuro asked defensively. "It's fitting. He fights people and it rids them of their issues. Seriously, he should start charging or something…"

(Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281)

"We didn't mean to," Ron quailed. "We'll make it up to you! Here, take Hermione," he pushed her in front of him. "Erm. Virgin sacrifice," he hissed in response to her outraged gasp.

(The Master Plan by StarryGazer)

Lay on, Macduff,
And damn'd be him that first cries, 'Hold, enough!'

(Macbeth by William Shakespeare)

FOR THE DISHES!

(The Calamity of the Sorceress by Kyrrlatur)

Itachi gave a sadistic smirk at Sasuke, who was crucified against a cross. His voice echoed around the empty clearing within the blood-red tinged world, and the scream of pure terror from Sasuke echoed up to the blood moon above.

"For the next 24 hours, you will be repeatedly assaulted by… your fan girls."

(The Calamity of the Sorceress by Kyrrlatur)

“Forgive us for intruding, ningen.” [Kurama] said politely, bowing. “You can get back to your war now.”

(Debts to be Paid by goth lolita)

"Screw gaining power," Sasuke told Naruto. "All I have to do to kill Itachi is sic my fangirls on him!"

(The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura)

"Well isn't that wonderful, I get to kill myself."

(Fighting Another War by Crimsonsnowflake)

(I can actually see this)

Zaraki-taicho - You are not one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. - Despite claims to the contrary, it is obvious that you are a very intelligent individual. It takes a great deal of time, planning and research to pull off your latest stunt. To scour Hueco Mundo for lesser Hollows that look like monsterous horses, all in very specific colors, must have taken quite a bit of patience. We are aware that there was a minor scuffle over who would have the red Hollow-horse, but find it very appropriate that Kusajishi-fukutaicho took on the role of War, even if she only wanted it because red is close to pink and it reminds her of the freshly spilt blood of her enemies. We hope that Madarame has recovered from his injuries, but feel we must point out that his white Hollow-horse was very red itself by the time he finished bleeding all over it. Also, ignoring the methods by which you enforce order among your division, we must thank you for making Ayasegawa wash the glitter off his black Hollow-horse, despite how "unattractive" and "plain" it may have been. Hanging the severed heads of Arrancar, expressions frozen in horror, from the horns of your pale Hollow-horse was also a very effective tactic for spreading terror throughout the ranks of the enemy. (We will refrain from asking why or where you keep the heads of your defeated enemies.) While Seireitei cannot officially condone your methods, I feel that it must be said: When the four of you leapt out of that Senkaimon on horseback, waving your Zanpakuto overhead, with the entirety of the Eleventh Division on your heels, all letting out battle cries the likes of which have not been heard since the dawn of time, we feel quite certain that Aizen shat himself. On behalf of all of Soul Society, I thank you.

(Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika)

"Sir," [Harry] said helplessly, "Does Hogwarts have Sex Ed classes, and please tell me you don't lead them."

"We draw straws," Snape said imperturbably. "Strangely enough, in my eleven years of teaching I have drawn the short straw only once. An unusual number of students present for those classes went on to end up in time-consuming and isolationist jobs."

(A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard)

The first time they received a howler Harry was stunned, but only for a moment. After a comment about "dark children corrupting our school" Harry pointed his wand at the yelling letter and incinerated it. Luna acted like it didn't exist. That became their standard method of dealing with the shouting letters - as soon as one attempted to activate, Harry would burn it. He soon was doing it soundlessly to the amazement of some of his friends. Luna just gave him a smile and said, "Congratulations." Stories comparing Harry's howler answer to Amelia Bones' method of smashing it with a plate then stabbing it with a fork abounded. Harry's method was considered more efficient, but the way the director of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement "killed" one when she was a student was still considered "definitive."

(Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards)

"It's really astounding, sir; only you could make passionate, forbidden love sound like a business arrangement."

(Crimson and Gold by Obscureineurope)

It was times like this when she thoroughly enjoyed the simple things and wondered how any of her friends from the future would've been able to survive. Just think of what we could do with a bike or even a car! As dangerous as Mordor sounds I'm sure we could drive a pick up truck there and back, thought Kagome finding herself chuckling at the thought of Aragorn driving a large truck to Mordor with the rest of the group in the back of the trunk hollering and hooting for him to drive faster. In fact, Kagome could easily picture him running down orcs with the front of the truck.

(Beauty and the Tree by chika1345)

"Oh Harry. You know, it kinda ruins the point when Superman's alter-ego is Batman."

(Where in the World is Harry Potter by nonjon)

"HEATHEN!" He screamed between bites. "The power of ramen compels you!"

(Cutting the Deck by cyrusII)

There are many great truths in this world. What goes up must come down. When you play with fire, you're likely to get burned. And bringing marshmallows to a cremation or execution by burning is just plain rude… and kind of funny. Those are just a few such truths.

(Cutting the Deck by cyrusII)

"Hello," Ayda greeted them brightly. "We have come to take over the castle, imprison you all and control the information in- and outflow over the next days. Don't feel threatened, we'll only kill you if you're trying to cross us."

"Madame…" Dumbledore addressed the madness that was Ayda with, Snape had to admit, admirable courage and the clear wish to keep within the bounds of conventional manners.

Snape could have told him that such a thing would never ever work with Ayda.

"My name is nothing of your business, you meddlesome old fool," Ayda answered sweetly. "The only thing that should interest you is what you can do to keep us from levelling your school to the ground."

Dumbledore spluttered with indignation and opened his mouth to utter something highly unconstructive, probably along the lines of 'Don't you know who I am', or 'How dare you threaten me'.

Then, he closed his mouth again and re-thought the situation. They were hopelessly outnumbered, his mind seemed to tell him, and the castle was empty except for an unconscious young man in the hospital wing. And in a move worthy of any Slytherin, the Headmaster of Hogwarts decided to change tactics.

He lowered his hands. His eyes began to twinkle in the trademarked Dumbledore expression. He smiled.

"Whatever your grievances, madam," He said happily and offered a well known leather bag to the group at large.. "I am sure we can find a more peaceful and civilized way to address them. Lemon drop?"

It was the famous 'Let's-irritate-them-with-kindness'-move that had done good service with more Ministers of Magic than Snape cared to count. Fudge had fallen for it even years after he had gained office.

But Ayda wasn't Fudge.

She twinkled right back.

"Whatever my grievances, Headmaster," She said in a dead-on impression of Dumbledore. "I am sure I can address them best by pinning you to the outer wall of your castle and skinning you alive. Knife?" She asked in the exact same tone Dumbledore had used and opened her cloak to reveal lines and lines of glittering weapons.

Snape couldn't help himself. He snorted loudly.

(Had I Known by kayly silverstorm)

He looked just like a Hufflepuff after his first lesson in Potions.

(Had I Known by kayly silverstorm)

"Young man," lectured Voldemort, picking up his book and dusting off the cover, "I am not doing this for my edification. If you wish to become a strong leader, with a loyal following, you require a proper education."

"Why can't you just kill me like a normal villain?" asked Harry, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Corruption is far more evil than simple destruction. And I've got a benchmark survey coming up. I was only six points behind Sauron last time. Plus or minus three percent."

Harry threw up his hands. "Oh, well. I wouldn't want to hurt your standings in the Evil Association's yearly newsletter poll andohmygod, I sound like Snape."

"I do think you are spending too much time around him," said Voldemort, tapping his fingers lightly on the book. "He's not attempting to arrange a rescue for you, is he?"

"No," replied Harry flatly. "No one is coming to rescue me. Dumbledore thinks this is a good 'outreach' experience. Know thine enemy, and all that."

"Ouch," responded Voldemort, flinching a bit.

"Snape's not too pleased either. He tried to kill me in Potions the other day."

"Potions?" asked Voldemort with a disapproving look.

Harry sighed. "Okay, fine. Dark Potions. I've been meaning to ask you. Why is everything I learn around here "Dark" this and "Dark" that, when they're exactly what I'd be learning at Hogwarts? Dark Potions with Snape. Dark Charms with Bellatrix. Dark Care of Dark Magical Creatures with Macnair. Dark Baking with Lucius. The only thing that doesn't have "Dark" in it is Offense Against the Light Arts."

"Just trying to reinforce a pattern. Now, read!" said Voldemort, handing the book back to Harry. "I'm not training you to sit around and argue with me."

"I hate everything."

"That's the spirit!"

(So You've Decided to be Evil by Evadne)

“The Dark Lord says that I have the makings of a first class sycophant.”

(So You've Decided to be Evil by Evadne)

"Remember, Fawkes," Dumbledore said authoritatively, and the phoenix looked at him beadily. "You're on the Order's side. Truth, justice, and the side of the Light."

Fawkes turned to look at Harry.

"I know how to cook salmon ."

And the phoenix flew to Harry's shoulder, who cackled, swept his cloak around him evilly, and vanished in a blaze of fire with Fawkes.

(Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers)

Let this be a warning to all Birds and Badgers; if you see a beautiful white Phoenix in the air, then diving, beware; avatar of the Light or not, she's a thieving cow when it comes to sausages and bacon.

(Harry Potter and the BoyWhoLived by Seel'vor)

The djinn liked children, and not in the "they taste good lightly toasted with eggs benedict and diced tomatoes" way that his father had preferred them.

(Harry Potter and the Host Club by Stalker of Stories)

[W]hen a girl reaches a certain age...every month she has a special time where she gets moody and in desperate need of chocolate...

(Not a Girl by Stephy-Lou Clark-Weasley)

(Fear the Know-It-All Daughter of Professional Torturers! Fear Her!)

"So you know pain, Granger?" This time it was a member of the Gryffindor Quidditch team who spoke, the skepticism clear in his tone. "Try getting hit with a Bludger."

Hermione leaned forward. "My parents are dentists, Bradley. Do you know what that means?" Most of the purebloods shook their heads. "Muggles get holes in their teeth, and dentists fix them. Do you know how they fix them? First, they take a big, loooong needle," she held up her hand to show how long the needle was, "and they stick it into your gum," she demonstrated, "and they slooooooowly inject this medicine that stings like crazy. And then, they get out a machine that has a pointy bit that spins really really fast and makes a whiny noise like this –" Her impression was good enough that she had most of the table holding their ears in pain. "And then they use that to drill holes in your teeth." Now all of the purebloods were green. Even Jones was breathing shallowly and clinging to Percy's arm. The other Muggleborns were enjoying this immensely, and the Half-Bloods were, depending on their background, either amused or revolted.

"And this can go on for hours," Hermione continued chillingly. "And then they pack metal into the holes, and –"

"Oh, come now!" Percy broke out, a light sheen of perspiration over his face. "You're making this up!"

"No, she isn't!" A Muggleborn Gryffindor fourth year was all too happy to support Hermione's story. "Look – my folks didn't know I was a wizard until I was almost ten, and I'd gotten cavities fixed the Muggle way by then. See? 'Ere's one." He opened his mouth wide and pointed so that the fascinated and nauseated Purebloods could see his fillings.

"That's disgusting!" Flint said faintly.

Hermione's smirk nearly outdid Snape's. "And I'm not even talking about how Muggles straighten crooked teeth – they put metal bands in your mouth and make them them tighter and tighter so that your teeth are dragged into position, and it takes years and years." Now several of the purebloods had shoved away their plates and were holding their napkins to their lips.

"And both my parents do this for a living. Day after day, month after month, year after year. And they come home and tell me all about it. So don't try anything with me, Singh. Inflicting pain is in my blood."

"Minerva," Severus frowned, studying the students. "Does it appear to you that many of the students are regarding your Miss Granger with a sort of fascinated terror?"

McGonagall looked where he was. "Good gracious. I don't normally see expressions like that unless NEWTS or OWLS are being handed out. What on earth is going on over there?"

Before the meal was over, Hermione's reputation in the Wizarding world was made. Oh, she was still known as a good student, if a bit of a know-it-all, but word spread like wildfire around the school: Do Not Mess With Granger. Between having parents who were skilled torturers and her own demonstrated proclivity to break the wands of people who offended her, Granger was obviously not someone to irritate.

(Harry's New Home by kbinnz)

"I deal with Dark Creatures every day," Snape replied. "They are called first-years[.]"

(The Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin)

"So it wasn't intentional that they were brought back?"

"Not at all," Harry shrugged. "Just like I was to my parents, they were to me: a happy accident because we weren't careful."

"Well, why didn't you just say that in the first place?"

Harry raised an eyebrow. "Would you honestly have believed me? Accidental necromancy I'm told is a hard sell."

Hollings shrugged. "Were it anyone else? No. But with you? Meh…" Augustus shrugged. "I've met your parents. You're a lot more powerful but every bit as fucked up as they were." His eyes widened. "They are."

"Thanks, Mr. Hollings," Harry said as a tear came to his eye. "That's the nicest thing an ignorant elitist bureaucrat has ever said to me."

(You Did What! by nonjon)

“What part of Evil in Evil Mastermind didn't you understand?”

(Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards)

"Well Albus I did it," Moody yawned. "After eight hours I finally managed to figure out the message that Mr. Black encoded in his notes, can't say I have any idea what it means though."

"What are they?" Albus asked with a smile.

"Just a few numbers," Moody shrugged. "36-23-33."

"Now why would Black have taken the time to code the measurements to this month's 'Playwizard' centerfold?" Dumbledore mused aloud.

The Order froze and several members began pinching themselves nervously to check if they were in the land of dreams.

"Albus?" McGonagall.

"Um," Dumbledore chuckled nervously, "they have good articles?"

(Make a Wish by Rorschach's Blot)

Most things will die if you chop off their head, when in doubt try that.

(Make a Wish by Rorschach's Blot)

"Odd that a Lovegood would demand that someone stop talking in riddles," the shopkeeper said with a grin. "Especially in light of your family motto Si vos can't caecus lemma per scientia , baffle 'em per bovis excrement."

(The Hunt for Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot)

"Hey Harry," Henchgirl said in delight. "Let me show you something."

"Make it quick," Harry said with a forced grin. "I'm going to Canada later today and I'd like to arrive while there's still a bit of light."

"Ok," Henchgirl agreed in a subdued tone. "Remember when I mentioned that I wanted to make my own drink company?"

"I think so," Harry said with a nod.

"Well I did it," Henchgirl said proudly. A wave of her arm conjured several glass bottles with colorful labels, "take a look, take a drink, and tell me what you think."

"Henchgirl's Yummy Citrus Soda," Harry read the first label. "Henchgirl's Yummy Cola, Henchgirl's Yummy Orange Drink, Henchgirl's Yummy Potassium Flavored Soda?" Harry said the last one with a raised eyebrow.

"That one's my favorite," Henchgirl said with a grin.

"Do any of these have a name that doesn't start with 'Henchgirl's Yummy?'" Harry asked with a smirk.

"That one," Henchgirl said, pointing to a black bottle with a skull and crossbones on the label.

"Mr. Black's Black Cola," Harry read aloud. "Warning, if you drink this you will die a horrifically painful death. Really, we mean it, only Mr. Black can drink this and not die. If you drink this, then it will take a few weeks to die in horrifically horrible agony . . . you can legally sell this?"

"It comes with one of these," Henchgirl handed a smaller white bottle over.

"Henchgirl's Yummy antidote," Harry read. "When mixed with Mr. Black's Black Cola it makes it taste yummy . . . and you won't die."

"Yup," Henchgirl agreed. "Neat huh?"

(The Hunt for Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot)

It's a little known fact that larks are pathologically depressed, with a high suicide rate.

(Hinge of Fate by Ramos)

(Penguin Stew anyone?)

"Henchgirl and I found the perfect Island for sale," the Professor smiled. "Barren, desolate, covered with numerous enchantments that repel nearly anything that has anything to do with people."

"Large enough to build a very large fortress, but small enough to be easy defensible." Henchgirl added, "it's also unclaimed land so we won't be bothered by any of those silly regulations preventing us from 'breaking the laws of nature' or 'finding out things that mankind was not meant to know.'"

"And the best part is that it's near the Antartica, so there will always be plenty of delicious penguins to eat." The Professor finished with an excited smile.

(Make a Wish by Rorschach's Blot)

Diamonds are forever but so is a crippling injury.

(Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood by Rorschach's Blot)

"Hermione, you just fulfilled my wildest pastry-based fantasy."

(Eclairs by Flaignhan)

Ikebana should not end in tragedy.

(Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika)

(Can't Say Snape doesn't care about safety in the classroom)

“If anybody dies you will receive a deduction of 50 house points and the casket of your choice.”

(Harry Potter and the Slytherin Prince by slingit)

"Hey Hermione?" Ron called out, "what's the weather look like outside."

"Let me check the window," Hermione put down her book and glanced out. "Damn it Harry."

"What is it?" One of the students called out.

"It's raining bodies out there." Hermione noticed the incredulous looks, "really . . . Harry cast some sort of blasting charm on a group of death eaters."

(Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot)

"Lovegoods are allowed to do whatever they want so long as it doesn't hurt anyone important," Harry read. "What's this mean."

"It means that she can do anything she feels like doing that doesn't hurt anyone important like the Minister," the Auror said slowly. "You wouldn't believe how much easier things became after they enacted that law." He glanced down at the book. "Five hundred years ago."

"But . . . "

"And before you ask, no. It doesn't work to throw them into Azkaban."

"They like that," another Auror said with a horrified shudder.

"Best birthday party ever," Luna agreed.

"We lost half our dementors that year," the Auror continued with a haunted look in her eyes, "turns out dressing them in pink and forcing them to have a tea party destroys them. I can still hear the screams when I close my eyes to sleep at night."

(Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot)

"The Black Gang... I've heard of them. Aren't they the people that ride in the bilge and get the worst jobs possible?" Hermione asked.

"Yes and have no fear we already have three volunteers for the position."

Sinistra opened up a wardrobe exposing three Slytherin students, that Harry spent far too much time around in his opinion, bound and gagged.

"Is that legal?" Hermione asked, eyes wide.

"Legal only counts until you are five miles off the coast, dear. After that it's The Code of The Sea and The Code of The Sea states that anyone that tries to place monitoring charms in my shower has volunteered for the Black Gang."

(Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot)

"Hermione, if there's anything Hogwarts has taught me it's that Murphy was an optimist."

(Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot)

"Sorry for the wait, if you will all just . . . where did the rest of them go?"

"They're all out getting their teeth taken care of," Hermione replied.

"And just why are they doing that?"

"I pointed out how bad their oral hygiene was and passed out a few free coupons," Hermione explained, "good for a free cleaning and one filling or extraction."

"I wasn't aware that there were coupons for dental care?"

"Mum came up with them," Hermione said with a grin.

"Alright then . . . may I see one of these coupons of yours?"

"Sure," Hermione agreed.

"I notice that there isn't any mention of pain killer in this coupon?"

"Mum says that extra thick straps are cheaper and more efficient then pain killers," Hermione explained, "and dad says that this way they don't have to suffer through the hangover."

(Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot)

Hermione looked up from her book. "Did you know that the precursor British Dental Association formed in 1642 with the stated purpose of giving free dental care to prisoners after torture was outlawed in Britain?" she asked eagerly. "Isn't that wonderful how they transitioned from torture to free medical care in just a couple years?"

"Uh, yeah," Harry agreed with an odd look on his face. "Wonderful." He waited till he was sure his friend was immersed in her book before he turned to the struggling man he had securely duct taped to a sturdy chair. "You hear that?" Harry buzzed the dental drill in his hand a couple times, allowing his captive to hear the sound. "I'm not going to torture you, I'm going to give you free medical care."

(Agent O by Rorschch's Blot)

"I am going to have to have a word with Peeves about handing his dirty work over to my minions." Harry growled looking seriously pissed off.

(Abandon Ship by Semika)

Spock raised an eyebrow and cocked his head, antagonistically, before heading for the door. "Nash-veh ulef-vulkhansu. Tobeg t'du ra?" (I am only half-Vulcan. What's your excuse?)

(Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd)

"I assure you, that by no means am I dead. Unless, of course, this school actually is hell, and I am doomed to an eternity with a throbbing migraine."

(Reading The Signs by goldencompass)

The best way to distract an enemy is to prance around yelling 'LOOK AT ME, I'M A TARGET.'

(100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZebellaCookie)

When the Master says 'Get out of the way', that loosely translates to 'I love you.'

(100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZebellaCookie)

They have T-shirts. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived.'

(And of course, there's the one who was wearing 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and died' at his funeral. The two events were not directly correlated. His mother was just a bit... odd.)

(Ignotism by Silver Pard)

"Come on, can't lie around there all day", he called brightly, leaping lightly over Rory's tangled legs and marching towards the door. "We've got a dragon to save and a fair maiden to hunt!"

(A Lady in Waiting – Unexpurgated by Mistress of the Knight)

"Oh come on!" Ed protested. "Who robs libraries?" There was a long, telling pause. "Okay, but it was only once!"

(A Little Problem by RandomCheeses)

Harry had noted that the dementors started to keep their distance a bit after he'd begun offering to read their futures from the flutter of their tatty robes. Infact one of the dementors he hadn't seen since he'd speculatively begun attempting to read the pasts of the souls it had swallowed from the frost patterns which had formed on his cell bars. It was the only time he'd seen a nervous shuffle instead of an ominous drift.

(Demenomancy by Adari)

"But really, this is so cliché!" Hermione waved to her surroundings, continuing off Harry's lack of comprehension expressed by his wide eyes. "I mean, the bad-guys always go with 'dark and creepy' don't they." She shrugged.

"I take offence in that statement." Harry huffed, puffing out his cheeks slightly. "I never once had a 'dark and creepy' thing going."

Hermione merely shot him a glance.

Unimpressed.

" Okay, there may have been the once…twice...alright, numerous times!" Harry conceded, earning him a smile, which made him roll his eyes. "Women!"

(Riding The Storm by Snow white Kitsune)

Harry sighed. "Stop acting like a brat, Voldemort. You're only prolonging the inevitable. Remember our sixth pass when we decided to call a truce, not do anything, and you just walked away? Quirrell's body eventually rotted away over the summer while you were hiding out in the Room of Requirement, and you wound up having to spend all of second year sharing Myrtle's toilet while your diary-Horcrux and I decided our fates over a long series of Gobstones and strip poker."

(Ad Nauseam by Minnionette)

"You're so lucky, Neville," Ron said with a fearsome pout. "Mum and Dad would never let me bring a Death Eater into the house as a pet."

(All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter)

"Oh yes, it's all fun and games until someone gets mauled by a poodle."

(Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon)

"You know anything about engines?" Kaylee asked while glancing over at River still changing. "Besides how to fix them, of course."

"Oh sure," Harry nodded with certainty. "I can tell this little beauty is a six-point-eight-oh super-charged, reinforced, lean, mean transporting machine. Looks like your two doodads are power coupled to the nine-inch thingamajigs."

"The doodads?" Kaylee clarified with a smile.

"Sure, sure," Harry continued with a completely straight face. "Personally, I prefer a minimum of seven doohickeys to every five whatchamacallits, but we all have our little differences. Your jigger seems to be rattling the jobbie loose which could be real detrimental to your whatsis. If your whatsis blows, then the widget ain't far behind it."

"That is amazing," Kaylee agreed.

Harry shrugged. "It's a gift."

"You know," River jumped in. "If you don't mind swapping out a couple of poppycock, you can completely get rid of your widget, and just let the whatsis blow. Tighten the hogwash, get a bigger mularky, and this little baby will run on pure tommyrot. You just got to clean out your balderdash every once in a while. The flimflams will fire on their own, and the claptrap you can close to less than a point-two-five. The only drawback if that you will have to replace your tomfoolery with an overclocked jabberwocky about twice as often as if you just kept the widget. But I think it's a more than fair trade-off."

Harry grinned at River's one-upmanship and replied, "Nice skirt."

"I knew that blue would go with your eyes," Kaylee replied triumphantly looking her friend up and down.

(Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon)

"Not again! Will you stop suggesting that! I'm not arranging my life around being under 24 hour protection on Tuesdays!"

(Happy Place by MegKF)

"Nice stick you have there. Hello, I'm doctor Donna Noble, and I'm here to stop you from starting a society of human sacrifice, obscene rituals and filing system so illogical that it should be illegal. It's a pleasure to meet you. Now move along, bucko, before I shove that spear up where light doesn't shine, alright?"

(Doctor Donna by esama)

It was utterly absurd, the Game that Sherlock and Moriarty played. And, yes, it did deserve a capital letter. Even just for the sheer ludicrousness of the situation. Because the Game now had rules. Like little boys learning how to play Monopoly and half making up the rules as they went along. For example, for every person Moriarty directly killed (either himself or had one of his assassins do it) Sherlock got a 'safe player'. Someone that Moriarty wasn't allowed to kill, maim or torture.

He was still allowed to kidnap though. Which was rather fun, really. Or John thought so anyway. Because he, naturally, had been the first person Sherlock had 'saved'. And in retaliation for not thinking of an abduction clause to the rule, Moriarty had done exactly that. Which meant that Sherlock and John had both had a whale of a time for a full four hours. Sherlock because it was a brand new puzzle to solve without the threat of someone actually dying this time (and thus no police interference). John because it turned out that he was a better shot than every single one of Moriarty's henchmen participating in that particular scheme and had won himself £200 for his efforts.

(Thank Hell and High Water for Moriarty by TheDullYellowEye)

Moran smiles at him, eyes shining with truly terrifying cheer. "You know what? Fuck it. Those two can manage by themselves. We ever do the dance again, lets you and me have some real fun with each other."

"You're serious." He is, that's the hell of it. John's chair creaks under him as he shifts his weight, trying to get a handle on this conversation. "Really. Just...let's us hare off and try to kill each other while the mad geniuses we came in with burn themselves down along with London." He frowns, at that level of bemusement where he can't really help but find it all funny. "D'you think we can trust them together without adult supervision?"

(Chance Meetings by PrettyArbitrary)

"King of Snakes?" Xander asked as he appeared.

"Indeed, but this complicates matters." Remus frowned.

"Meh." Xander shrugged. "Let loose the mongeese of hell."

(Potter's Protector by mjmeyg)

"I'm probably the only person within a hundred miles of this castle who can read Sumerian. There was a message by his glass coffin." Xander sighed.

"What did it say?" Harry asked, his curiosity getting the better of him.

"'In case of emergency, break glass.'"

(Potter's Protector by mjmeyg)

"You're a priest?" Faith asked with a sniff as Giles still held her.

"Apparently being the Champion to a goddess makes me a holy man." [Xander] shrugged. Then he got a silly grin. "If the school ever gets invaded by vamps, pull the fire alarm, I blessed the sprinklers."

(The Champion by mjmeyg)

"So what you're saying," Arthur answered, struggling not to roll his eyes, "Is that a sorcerer, a good one, is trying to break into the throne room for the honor of fighting some of the most powerful, vilest magic users known to Camelot, to save the son of the king who has persecuted his people. And, once said king finds out about this good sorcerer saving us, he will burn him at the stake. And, and this sorcerer would have had to already been in the castle, which means he's probably been here for quite some time, in order to be here now to save us. Is that what you're saying? Even Merlin wouldn't be as stupid as that. Lancelot will agree with me."

(Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek)

"Only you, Sherlock." [John] stated, [...] "Only you would insist on purchasing a specially made seven chamber revolver because 'a proper smiley face requires a nose.'"

(Watson's War by SylverSpyder)

Jack looked doubtful for a moment. He sighed. "Alright...we've got to do something. Teal'c, go see how those caterpillars feel about staff weapons."

(Dial It Up! by Kitiara Raistlin)

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Finding Family by Nemainofthewater reviews
Loki fell off the Bifrost. Lily Potter had a beautiful baby boy with dark hair, green eyes, and a mischievious streak a mile wide.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Loki
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
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Reunited by mrsProbie reviews
The team gets a bit of a shock when Reid is shot and they call his next of kin from the hospital.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Hermione G., S. Reid
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10854 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
You Can't Keep An Old Dog Down by Lady FoxFire reviews
HP-SG1 Magic can make anything possible and when you mix in SG1 it's a guarantee that the impossible will happen.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,742 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 9/23/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15142 - Favs: 9,709 - Follows: 8,338 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Leaving for a Family by Princess101855 reviews
Harry has had enough. Finally cracking when his name comes from the Goblet, he runs to the States to an old friend. Will he get the family he always wanted? Or will the Wizarding World demand their saviour back to save them? T for now unless otherwise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,333 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6798 - Favs: 11,791 - Follows: 10,652 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 263,388 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6009 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11422 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2729 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 15044 - Favs: 11,381 - Follows: 10,991 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,835 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 8,321 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was unprepared to find the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,900 - Reviews: 5209 - Favs: 5,922 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 4,417 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Irene Who? by silver9tails reviews
The crime scene and Scotland Yard is getting turned on it's head and all because of 1 woman. So who is Irene and what does that have to do with Sherlock Holmes? HG/IAxSH/SS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stolen by x-Avarice-x reviews
A Da Vinci is stolen from the National Gallery. Sherlock knows more about the thief than he cares to tell Lestrade. *Now A Series!*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Sherlock H.
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hello, My Name is Norberta by tinyrose65 reviews
As Harry prepares to face off against a dragon in the Tournament's first challenge, he meets an old friend that he wasn't quite expecting to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Taming the Shrewd by obscureineurope reviews
Masumi lives a charmed life, wherein his father throws him at profitable females, said females become offended at his lack of interest, and the one woman he wants hates him with a vehement passion. M/M.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,351 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 2/4/2010
Why Neville Really Hates Baker Street by Robina Snyder reviews
Neville is dropping off a gift for a friend of his Gran's when he meets the world's only consulting detective. Sherlock is curious, and Neville simply wants to not have 'breaker of statute of secrecy' on his records.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,566 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Neville L., Sherlock H.
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Acronym by DancingGrimm reviews
"'Bee Ay Em Eff'. Hm, that's a new one on me. Do you know what it means, Sherlock?" John might not know what it means, but there are many little ways in which he proves the acronym suits him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mycroft's Patronus by Vayalin Whisper reviews
"There was pride in Harry's eyes as he looked around the room of requirement. He wasn't surprised to see that Sherlock was amongst the first to master the Patronus spell. When he reached Mycroft, he was surprised to see that he hadn't conjured a patronus yet." Mycroft's patronus takes an... interesting form.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H. - Complete
Last of Their Kind by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Alphas and Omegas, not Omegaverse. With Moriarty gone Sherlock and John thought they had put the dark times behind them. But soon things begin to go wrong, John is slowly but surely loosing his powers and with them his own life force. While Sherlock is plagued with nightmares of coming threats both will have to fight to survive in more ways than one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
New Meat by Potential Paradox reviews
Interns never last in Lestrade's division.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Help, I Need Somebody by IzzyDelta reviews
John and Sherlock investigate a case with disastrous consequences. They become toddlers! Sometimes life is more adventurous and scary when you're 3 years old. Warnings: Mycroft has a heart, Soppy Donovan, Papa Greg. DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 79,355 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lestrade's Ancestry by thetravelinglemon reviews
Simple shot one-shot because I love John Riddell and Gregory Lestrade.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - J. Riddell, DI Lestrade - Complete
The Babysitter by sudipal reviews
A young Sherlock enjoys time with his babysitter. General spoilers for 'The Power of Three'.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Brigadier, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Mad Man With the Box by Curious Ideas reviews
The Doctor arrived on Pandora only a few minutes before Jake did, and he agrees: tails are cool.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 6,127 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dad? by Queen Farli reviews
A random plot bunny which came into my head. The Doctor, Sherlock's father, appeared on a crimescene much to the bewilderment of Scotland Yard. That's it. It's really short so please try it? I wrote this a couple of years ago, when I was 14, and have just touched it up so I apologise for the lack of plot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Strange Encounters by Alice Scott Oneechan reviews
"Do you believe in fairies, Mr. Holmes?
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Artemis F., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
the end where you begin by All Galimatias reviews
He keeps the shoes under the stairs until he thinks of something better to do with them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Harry P., J. Moriarty - Complete
Special Request by Palgrave Goldenrod reviews
Lucy gets a lot of weird requests at these kind of gigs, but it's the first time anyone's ever asked this one before. Missing scene for S5E6 - "Vampires in Venice"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Velociraptor caenaculi by Kryptaria reviews
or What Lives in the Attic above John Watson's Bedroom? Scratch marks on the stairs. Dead rats in the freezer. An order of pizza that John doesn't share. And then things get really strange. Part 1 of Intellect and Instincts.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ghosts by Ulura reviews
A case goes wrong, very wrong. Sherlock loses his best and only friend. Sherlock struggles to cope without John and John struggles to move on to the next life. No slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,296 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Dubbers reviews
Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Was It Worth It? by Kira Kyuu reviews
So, Owen meets a strange girl outside of Torchwood named Jaq. Things escalate as Owen, Tosh, Ianto, and Jack decide her guardians aren't fit. Then Gwen Cooper recognizes Jaq as Jonquille Potter. Oh, dear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sleep is Boring by Kryptaria reviews
Once again, it falls to John to use texts to keep Sherlock from killing himself, this time by sleep deprivation. Too bad John types so slowly. Part of the If You Were Mine outtakes collection, available here and at AO3 under my pen name.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black is the colour by Paralelsky reviews
When Tony Stark's personal life goes downhill, his reckless behaviour puts him in danger. Steve has had enough, he has to call for back-up, he just doesn't know who he's getting on the phone. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cultural Exchange or How to Invade Another Nation by Kryptaria reviews
When John is invited to a Fourth of July barbecue with some of his American friends from Camp Dwyer, now stationed at the US Embassy in London, it's only natural for him to invite his partner. By the time he realizes the potential for disaster, it's already too late.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just Like Otters by StarsHideYourFires reviews
To keep from drifting apart, sea otters link paws with one another when they sleep. A year after Sherlock's fall, John is doing his best to cope with the death of his best friend. When said best friend is suddenly in his flat and stammering apologies, John lets his temper get the better of him, if only for a moment. Mostly rated for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Immortal Wives Club by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it started as a chat between two annoyed blondes, now once a month Lucy, Rose and Donna sit there complaining about their husbands. implied Master/Lucy, 10Rose and Jack/Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lucy S., Rose T. - Complete
Bad Dreams? by arwenae reviews
John's nightmares have been getting worse...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, John W. - Complete
Train Wreck by ravenoak21 reviews
John, Sherlock, and Lestrade attend a criminal justice seminar. Someone in the audience get more then he bargained for. But then, he did throw the gauntlet.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Game On by grannysknitting reviews
A follow on from the end of season one. They get home. Sherlock comes to a decision. John decides to point out his mistake. Game On Boys. in six parts
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tiny by ipikachooseyou reviews
Mycroft is left home alone to watch Sherbeard the Pirate. Subsequently, Tiny-Sherlock happens.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 747 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 1,173 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Restoring Balance by StillWaters1 reviews
After the events of ASiB, Sherlock buys Mrs. Hudson a mobile phone. John teaches her how to use it. And the fact that 999 is speed dial #4 tells the world that threatening Mrs. Hudson is just not on.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, John W. - Complete
Sorry by Geek for God reviews
"Suddenly someone slams into me, causing me to stumble farther into the alley. I try to regain my balance and face the person who tackled me, but I'm shoved against a wall before I can." Post-Reichenbach, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Are You My Mummy? by Dubbers reviews
We all know this: John Watson's mother must have been one hell of a woman to raise a son who could put up with Sherlock. Or '5 people who aren't John's mum, and 1 who was plus another one who isn't '
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hedgehogs and Otters by Coseepo reviews
A missing scene from Scandal in Belgravia. No pairing. A bit of randomness, I guess
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Seeds of Doubt by Sopphires reviews
"You can't kill an idea." Once implanted, you can't get rid of an idea. It remains in the psyche, influenced by the thoughts and feelings of the person. As Lestrade struggles to keep his job, and his faith, he is faced with a choice between what is easy and what is true.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Of Time Lords, Detectives, and Philosopher Stones by 13tash07 reviews
POTTERWHOLOCK AU! Sherlock Holmes is about to start his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, alongside Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. But what is going on at the school, and who is John Smith? Based on Book 1 of HP, with Sherlock's Sherlock Holmes and a strange young version of the tenth Doctor...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bad Days by Robina Snyder reviews
Everyone said Sherlock Holmes was the cold, unfeeling bastard, but sometimes John wondered if he wasn't the cold one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Cost of Living by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson's family has always been a little different. He never thought about it until Sherlock died. Now John is running through dreams collecting hearts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Art Of Communication by StillWaters1 reviews
Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/5/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Cailin na hEireann reviews
Sherlock continues to stare wordlessly at John. His eyes, only minutes ago foggy with sleep and disorientation, are fierce. Intent. Completely awake, and not one bit happy. 'John. Give me the camera. Now.' John takes the camera with him as he turns and runs, laughing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Doctor's Top 10 Lessons in Getting & Keeping by tkelparis reviews
a Mate. Claiming 904 years of experience, the Doctor has some guidelines for anyone seeking assistants, friends, companions – or more. Sequel to "Donna's Top 10 Lessons in Getting and Keeping a Mate."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Donna's Top 10 Lessons in Getting & Keeping a Mate by tkelparis reviews
The school of hard knocks has given Donna invaluable advice to give to anyone – though ladies and girls especially should take careful notes.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Containing the Threat by Deklava reviews
After John is severely injured due to Sherlock's impulsiveness, Sherlock locks himself away in a psych ward to protect them both. One-shot inspired by a prompt on the BBC Sherlock kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stitches by DelightfullyHuman reviews
Sherlock is attacked and contacts John for help.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Peacemaker by beesandbrews reviews
Summary: Somewhere along the way, John had become the string that bound the frayed rope of Mycroft and Sherlock's relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2012 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Crushing Fears by Amaya Ramiel reviews
When Sherlock, John, Donovan and Anderson find themselves locked in a small confined room, Sherlock's severe claustrophobia is exposed, revealing more about the detective than the three ever could have expected. Family secrets, Hurt/Comfort and hopefully major Angst. Warning - child abuse references; I teared up while writing it. Now Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,152 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Reasonable Distraction by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Sherlock's drug use finally goes too far for Mycroft and he forces his little brother to spend some time with Spencer. Spencer's not exactly thrilled to deal with a detoxing and bored Sherlock, but insists that Sherlock find a reasonable -legal- distraction for his mind. T for drug references and swearing. Oneshot. Ties in with other fics but can be read alone.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/3/2012 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Wand for Sherlock by ReisDular reviews
In which an eleven year old Sherlock gets his first wand.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - G. Ollivander, Sherlock H. - Complete
A Broken Man's Need by chained wing-ed one reviews
SUICIDE OF A FAKE GENIUS - It's been three years since those words first graced the London papers. John is older now and much worse off than before he met Sherlock Holmes. But how will he react when this great man re-enters his life? *L Johnlock*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Between Asleep and Awake by katydidit reviews
John is sick. Incredibly, extremely, dangerously sick. Plagued by a high fever, he begins to hallucinate, start seeing things that aren't really there. Because they can't be there. Can they?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Create by Danica Napier reviews
"How about instead of dwelling on the fact that you're bored, you try to make your own fun? It doesn't matter whether it's out in the real world or in your mind. Create it, Sherlock." Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 150 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Star and Three Quarters by May Eve reviews
He thought it was rather odd, to be tired for sleeping, but it was a pleasantly normal 'odd' for Harry – or it was, until a few hours turned into a few centuries. For Abby Ebon. No pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk - Complete
Love Bites by beesandbrews reviews
John thought his date had gone very well. That was until Sherlock cast events in a new light.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Acquisition of a Puppy by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Sherlock requests the addition of a dog to 221B and John will pretty much do whatever Sherlock asks of him. Oneshot, squinting is welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Assessments by StillWaters1 reviews
John's first priorities upon walking into a situation were triage and threat assessment. It was only after those were taken care of that he allowed himself to consider why Sherlock was holding a gun on Mrs. Hudson's attacker with his left hand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Aliens are Boring by beesandbrews reviews
John is in a mood. Sherlock decides a lesson in observation would make a perfect distraction. Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Haze by Ulura reviews
Sherlock wakes up, injured and confused on the floor of 221b, the last two days a complete blank. He must struggle not only to recover but to figure out what happened to him and most importantly, find his missing friend John Watson. Warnings blood
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Curious Sort of Domesticity by beesandbrews reviews
When one lived with Sherlock Holmes the definition of a 'quiet night in' became a very different thing indeed. Contains blood and home surgery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harmony Lives by Oh joyous noops reviews
During the end of fourth year, Harry Potter begins to feel an unexplainable pain. He has no idea that he is going through puberty, and that he, to his grave dismay, is actually female. See how one chromosome alters the HP world. FemHarry X Draco . Rating: T/M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 159,576 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 226 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Return to Sender by radialarch reviews
"When Sherlock comes back, everything becomes all right again." ...yeah. If only. / Reunion!fic with misunderstandings, post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Very Good Indeed by StillWaters1 reviews
John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extended Disarming by InkySpectacles reviews
Keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is a full-time job. Too bad some people don't realize that... based of the tvtrope "Extended Disarming". Not extremely cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Friends by ACtravels reviews
It took awhile for John to realise quite how human Sherlock was.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The University Mix by The Circus reviews
The two new professors are essentially old and harmless. Sure Professor Sigerson has the strangest knowledge of posions and Professor Morstan knows the cleanest way to kill a man with a scalpel, but so what? Based on a prompt from a while back. Sherlock and John undercover at a University.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sword of Solomon by Books of Change reviews
It's been years since Sherlock returned and yet John refuses to update his blog. There is a reason for that. Like many things in their shared life, it has to do with a case—a case John doesn't want to write up. Post-TRF casefic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/2/2012 - John W. - Complete
Sick Day by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is sick. The staff at the surgery are excited. John is annoyed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'm Fine by Romantic Silence reviews
Ginny is attending Harry and Hermione's wedding and her thoughts during the reception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Holmes is where the heart is by Rose de Sharon reviews
Three years after the Reichenbach Fall. On the anniversary of Sherlock's death, John pays a visit at 221 B Baker Street… and he gets the shock of his life. S/J bromance, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry's Birthday Wish by Fawkes1725 reviews
Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 264,830 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kidnapped! by Milwaukee Meg reviews
"Sherlock, promise me something" said John. "Promise me that you will stop giving those damned thugs tips on how to proceed with kidnapping."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Refrigerator Roulette by vennumberten reviews
A jar of pickles is the most startling thing Dr. Watson has seen in a long time. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 249 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doesn't Follow Me Everywhere by Janec Shannon reviews
"He doesn't follow me everywhere, you know." Silly John, of course he does what with your penchant for getting kidnapped .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Time by Afterthought and Ellipses reviews
Five seconds. That's how fast it was for her to make him smile. She simply walked through the kitchen door and there it was: a glorious smile that none of us had seen since the war started.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
passing you by by MuslimBarbie reviews
Amelia Pond is eight-years-old the first time she meets Sherlock Holmes. He tells her time travel doesn't exist. She bites him. - Sherlock/Amy
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Unoriginality by EosAella reviews
Uther's magic hating speeches. Sorcerer's Uther hating speeches. Frankly Merlin was getting bored with the unoriginality. Includes a little Bamf!Merlin and is verging on Crack!fic also a sort of Reveal!fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 118 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
The Count and Countess di TARDIS by JunoInferno reviews
A quick stop in Venice has the Doctor feeling more like himself after Midnight and Donna getting some unexpected attention from one of the city's most famous citizens. Part of the Regarding Mrs Smith ficverse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
End Game by Riddle Master 101 reviews
"A man strides purposefully out of the smoke and gloom that have filled the London night, an umbrella swinging from his hand like an odd walking stick." He's the most dangerous man you'll ever meet, and now Moriarty has just tried to kill his little brother.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Whiskers on Kittens by Riddle Master 101 reviews
On occasion, the crime scenes get the better of Lestrade. Sometimes, it's the gruesome bodies. Sometimes, it's the horrid weather. But most of the time? Most of the time, it's the company.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2531 - Favs: 5,057 - Follows: 2,658 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Sydelle Rein reviews
"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 327 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Dancing With Sherlock For Beginners by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Afghanistan in Baskerville by Amaya Ramiel reviews
What if John hadn't seen the hound when Sherlock trapped him in the lab? What if instead, his very real nightmares of the war had materialized all around him? Trapped and drugged, John can't tell what's real and what's not. How will Sherlock react?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Blood and Loyalty by All-About-That-Ace reviews
"Why do you do this? Why do you sacrifice so much… for nothing?" "It's not for nothing; it's for you. Everything is for you." rated for violence and torture
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Agravaine - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Soul By Soul And Silently by Pargoletta reviews
Mycroft uses his position to bring Sherlock and John behind the scenes on a potential political deal. But a single gala event quickly becomes a puzzle that Sherlock, John, and Sarah must unravel to expose the secrets of powerful men.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pteridophobia by United Profilers reviews
Morgan has a hard time believing Reid's latest fear.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
My Girl by Knut Case reviews
"Did you hurt Lestrade?" Molly asked, leaning against the doorframe with her arms crossed. He shrugged. "I might've had something to do with it." Molly gave him a look. "I had to send him a message!" James cried. Molliarty thingy. R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
I Said Not A Space Cave by JunoInferno reviews
All Donna wanted was to not give birth in a space cave. Where is she? Space cave. Part of the Regarding Mrs Smith ficverse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,415 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Crossing Paths by sarhea reviews
She was the type to always have a destination in her career and private life, but to appease her grandmother she went to Gotham where she stumbled into an unexpected situation. COMPLETE : AU BtAS, B7EWE : Hermione Granger, Bruce Wayne/Batman
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Hermione G., Bruce W.] Dr. Granger - Complete
The Successor to the Weasley Twins has been found by reader713 reviews
Fred and George have found the perfect successor. Okay, so he's blond and doesn't speak English, but he's a master prankster. Let's hope Mrs Weasley doesn't find out the twins have participated in kidnapping. And who's the red-haired kid? Is he a Weasley?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by L0stDreamer reviews
John Sherlock recieve quite the surprise when Mrs. Hudson invites Mrs. Turner and her "married ones" over for tea. Established relationship, slash, married!Johnlock and married!MorMor. Constructive criticism appreciated.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, John W. - Complete
His New Spaniel by lemonpiefirefly reviews
Mycroft decides to vet the new addition to his brother's circle. Mycroft POV set after the meeting between Mycroft and Watson in "A Study in Pink". Quoted dialogue is from the show, written by Steven Moffat. Spoilers for that scene. Mild salty language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Mycroft H., John W., Anthea - Complete
Watson's War by SylverSpyder reviews
Watson gets aggravated at Moriarty and decides to play a game of his own. A.N. apparently "Badassery" is not a genre
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Returns by mykardia reviews
My version of how things would happen when Sherlock returns. Post-Reichenbach falls. It has a bit of Sherlock/John fluff. CHAPTER 2 IS UP! Sherlock and John pull a prank on Scotland Yard! Lots of laughs and silliness ensue!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Army Doctor Turned Assassin by Corpium reviews
Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mrs Holmes by Briar Elwood reviews
John is utterly fascinated by Sherlock's seeming change in personality when Sherlock's mum comes to visit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
That's Why I Hold With All I Have by elnky reviews
Sherlock returns to 221b Baker Street, expecting John to be angry, pleased, suspicious, ecstatic – anything. He certainly didn't expect that John would seem to have no reaction to his return at all!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Password Protected by Rosawyn reviews
John Watson finds someone unexpected in the Gryffindor common room: '"How-how did you get in here?" John spluttered, staring at the other boy in disbelief.'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Champion by mjimeyg reviews
After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,695 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
Planet of the Gingers by JunoInferno reviews
The Doctor, Donna, Amy and Rory are shopping on a new planet for groceries and a critical TARDIS part when they encounter an unexpected prejudice that is also really inconvenient. Sequel to An Uninvited Ginger.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Interaction of Human and Time Lord Gametes by JunoInferno reviews
The Doctor and Donna want a baby, but have different ideas about how to go about that. Just very suggestive, mild adultness.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Under Umbrellas by torriebug reviews
Greg Lestrade doesn't usually walk away from crime scenes smiling, but this time he does.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Uncanny Mrs Hudson by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Graveside Revelations by Sarah1281 reviews
After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One Step At A Time by Blinded-Kit reviews
Sequel to "By My Side". Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
A Study in Linguistics by rizandace reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You've Been Xandered by ObscureEnough reviews
Sequel to 'Boredom is Dangerous'. Sherlock decides to find out what's it's like to be 'Xandered'. John thinks it sounds painful.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Xander H., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Uninvited Ginger by JunoInferno reviews
An unexpected guest arrives to meet the Doctor and Donna on a certain Ginger Time Baby's birthday. Who is she and who or what is trying to push them together?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Cakes and Snakes by raks0 reviews
"Sasha, cranky and sleepy had headed for the warmest place… which seemed to be up Tamaki-san's trousers." Slash-ish Rating really is just in case
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Harry P., Tamaki S. - Complete
Words Were Never Useful by Jenn1984 reviews
ALLEY BEHIND THE BOOKSTORE, JOHN STABBED. HELP NOW. SH
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Who Ya Gonna Call? by marietsy2 reviews
A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
Catch and Release by Lady Karasu reviews
" He briefly wondered if he could reasonably call off 'on account of kidnapping and sedation'..." -Mycroft's 'interview' techniques have not evolved much over the years; Lestrade's first meeting with 'big brother'.-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Uncle by Paintmesilver reviews
Harry and Hermione get a surprise when they arrive at the airport when visiting Hermiones Uncle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Heat Induced by mandrake-o reviews
What if Max was in heat the first time she met Alec? Basically a season 2 rewrite with pregnant Max, and one version of what comes after the end of the series. COMPLETE.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,796 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Alec, Max - Complete
Sniper Contest, Booth VS Gibbs by Aussie-Samurai reviews
Booth and Gibbs decide to have a competition over who is a better sniper.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, S. Booth - Complete
Pages, Pictures, and Fears by Dinogeek reviews
"You can't touch it," he repeated, pinning Mycroft's hand to his side. "It'll fall." This wasn't the first time Sherlock had trouble telling fantasy from reality, and this wasn't his first irrational fear... kidfic, four year old Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 243 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Donna Takes the Doctor by JunoInferno reviews
Donna wants to take the Doctor on a trip and decides on the Cup Final for her favorite football team and the Doctor ends up meeting someone quite important.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Letter R by JunoInferno reviews
Donna is just starting a relationship with the Doctor when she worries she has said too much about her past while he's said nothing. A search for more information leads to some encounters she didn't know were possible.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,857 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serendipity by sarhea reviews
They walk in two completely dissimilar worlds, have very different skills and conflicting philosophies. Their paths should never have crossed...But it has. How on Earth did that happen? COMPLETE : Hermione Granger and clone/mini Jack : AR, B7EWE
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [Hermione G., OC] J. O'Neill - Complete
Blond and Beautiful by raks0 reviews
"Harry James Potter, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 266 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Tamaki S. - Complete
Self Exile by sarhea reviews
Tired of how she's treated in the wizarding world, even after the war, Hermione decides to make a life for herself in the Muggle world. When Bobby Singer asks for her help she can't refuse and tries to help Sam Winchester. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 153 - Published: 12/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Sam W.] Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Ginger Christmas by JunoInferno reviews
It's Christmas and the Doctor thinks this spells doom, while Donna is determined to celebrate for the sake of their daughter. Plans change when they encounter a red-nosed reindeer.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Really Turn Left by JunoInferno reviews
Donna struggles in an increasingly hopeless world as she raises her baby and gets repeated visits from a mysterious blonde. Yes, that was the best title I could come up with.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Donna N., Rose T. - Complete
Commoner Contacts by raks0 reviews
You shouldn't get Haruhi angry because Harry doesn't know the meaning of self control- mild swearing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Crossing Dimensions :2: Reaching for the Stars by sarhea reviews
Unspeakable H J Granger has received a new mission. Even though it's a one-way trip to an alien future, she doesn't turn it down and her friends insist on helping her prepare. In her target time/dimension, Captain J T Kirk has his own mission. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,462 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Hermione G., J. Kirk] Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Q's Gift by sarhea reviews
Q decides Hermione Granger is messing up the timeline so he drops her in the future to be found by young James Kirk. To stir the pot, he leaves a trail of clues for the House of Surak. Then one day Spock meets a unique woman who fits them all. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 170 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Hermione G., Spock] J. Kirk, Sarek - Complete
Mycroft's Tie by Darkfangz13 reviews
The CCTV surveilence is struggling due to the heavy snow so Mycroft decides to drop in on a crime scene to watch over Sherlock... but why is Lestrade and Sherlock laughing at him so much? John wants to know.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Regarding Mrs Smith by JunoInferno reviews
Last thing Donna Noble remembers, it was her first day at a new job. She wakes up to find herself married to a strange, skinny man with ridiculous hair and no idea how it happened. Your basic JE fix it because I never got over it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,821 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Boredom is Dangerous by ObscureEnough reviews
A bored Sherlock is a dangerous Sherlock, but Heaven help the person that interested him...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Buffy S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scandal In The Library by JunoInferno reviews
After saving Agatha Christie, Donna Noble hears something from the Doctor she can't believe causing complications when she finds herself trapped in CAL. Regarding Mrs Smith prequel, Forest of the Dead/Silence in the Library spoilers obviously.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Wonderful Life by Blinded-Kit reviews
Hermione and Sherlock Holmes meet
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Daddy, Get The Crossbow by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
During a pregnancy that involved hunting Crumple Horned Snorkacks with crossbows, attacking Nargles with baseball bats and throwing javelins at "Non-Believers", Harry and Luna didn't stop to think that the hardest part would be giving their child a name
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
It's A Wand, Not A Stick by borderfame-sabrestar reviews
"You ain't like any witch I've ever seen..." Dean gets caught on a raid and gets locked up with a girl who says she's a witch. So how do they escape without her magic stick? One shot, slight Dean/Hermione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Dean W. - Complete
Vivat Regina by sarhea reviews
The war is over. Unfortunately things haven't gotten better. Hermione finds her usual tactics aren't working. An Ancient Tradition could cut through the tangled mess of Wizarding laws IF she's willing to pay the price the Fates demand... She is. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,491 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 275 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Universal Constants by BookkeeperThe reviews
The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, D. Morgan - Complete
Time Walker by secooper87 reviews
The Na'vi sing of a Time Walker who fought a War that Never Happened. They sing of what the Time Walker hid in the heart of Eywa-something very powerful and very deadly. Will Jake and Neytiri prevent the humans from opening Pandora's Box? New ch 10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - 10th Doctor, Eywa - Complete
Animal by Blinded-Kit reviews
Hermione is much stronger than the Hulk, even if it isn't with strength. One-shot...nothing special
Crossover - Harry Potter & Incredible Hulk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Hermione G., B. Banner - Complete
100 Things We've Learned from Doctor Who by daydreamer777 reviews
Over the years, us Whovians must've picked up a few valuable lifelessons...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
The Trouble With Horcruxes by Vaneria Potter reviews
Horcruxes have been documented before, and Voldemort is far from the only person to have sought immortality... NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! HUMOUR BORDERING ON CRACK FIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chance Meetings by PrettyArbitrary reviews
John's not kitted out for a death match today, and Moran is only armed with a half-eaten almond horn.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2011 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Strange Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
By My Side by Blinded-Kit reviews
Loki and Hermioen grew up together, they knew each other, they understood each other. No matter what, they had each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Apologize by Blinded-Kit reviews
Loki scared Hermione, she doesn't like being scared.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 767 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Temper by Midnights Song reviews
Harry always had a temper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P., Don E. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6411 - Favs: 8,173 - Follows: 4,169 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not from Earth by timewarpp reviews
River cocked her head. "Luna. Latin. Means moon. The goddess of the moon in Roman mythology."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Luna L., R. Tam - Complete
The Hidden Truth by Black-Coffee-Two-Sugar-Please reviews
Everybody is a freak, in one way or another. Non pairing. Molly, John, Mycroft...Nearly including everybody
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Molly Hooper, John W. - Complete
Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,026 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 203 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Harry P., Godric G.] - Complete
Back to School by Amithedragontrainer reviews
What happens when Reid and Morgan are forced to represent the FBI at a high school career day? A one-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Thank Hell and High Water for Moriarty by TheDullYellowEye reviews
John muses on the advantages of having Moriarty around. SHJW slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Our Men by AnnieVH reviews
Moran kidnaps John. For not so evil reasons...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2011 - John W., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Classy by Kanna37 reviews
A word that describes the differences between the two brothers...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 5,136 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Stupid and Beautiful by Kanna37 reviews
Kagome finally manages to strike Inuyasha speechless...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Room by ChickenSoupForDinner reviews
Moriarty has captured John and has come up with the most horrible torture he can think of. Cracky fluffy crack.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Never the twain shall meet by Storystuff reviews
When Mycroft swore to look after his brother he never thought that perhaps one day he wouldn't have to do it alone. A story of brotherhood, friendship, hope, jealousy and the changing of the winds.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,749 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Trust Me, Trust Nobody by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
Whatever he told Mycroft, John trusted Sherlock almost instantly. When a new case shows up - smattered with the usual thrill of danger, death and cool logic - such trust ends up pushed to its very limits...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Where no Nation has Gone Before by Terra Saltt reviews
What happens when we replace our favorite characters from Star Trek NG with our favorite characters from Hetalia? They defeat the Borg in a very unconventional way. Become one with Borg, da? Contains mild British swearing and America being an idiot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
An entertaining evening by NotQuiteBerserk reviews
John has seen a lot in his life, but what he never expected to see was his flatmate being held at sword point by a guy in chainmail and another in a neckerchief. Oneshot. No slash.
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, John W. - Complete
Hero by Blinded-Kit reviews
Dr. Hodgins meets his Hero
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Meets the Doctor by cigazze reviews
In which the Doctor is pleasantly surprised by a small girl with bushy brown hair.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2011 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
blow the house down by Mira-Jade reviews
That thin line becomes as tiny as the horizon an untouchable distance away as time wears on . . . A tale of corruption in six parts. Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Lunch by MindlessDream reviews
He couldn't believe his lack of luck today: first the severed leg in the tub, then the fight with Sherlock, and now this. Fantastic.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/15/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Of Dresses by hinatafan711 reviews
They were covered in polka dots. Why? Because Luna hadn't liked her dress. One-shot, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Sit In by Literaria reviews
Not entirely surprisingly, Merlin ends up in the dungeons again... but the Knights of the Round Table never abandon one of their own.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 154 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Our Days Begin With Trouble by Mara Greengrass reviews
And it was shaping up to be such a *nice* afternoon...
Crossover - Sarah Jane Adventures & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sarah Jane S., Sherlock H. - Complete
Exaggerations and Overreactions by Ultra-Geek reviews
Merlin and the Knights of the Round Table are led to believe that Arthur is dead. Merlin doesn't take it very well. BAMF!Merlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 220 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Well Done to both by Lupegarou4488 reviews
When the mysterious pilot keeps coming through his camp, Hogan starts to suspect something is up.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
When Approaching An Ancient by Abby Ebon reviews
A Doctor Who & Stargate SG1 xover. Things go wrong when suns explode near the TARDIS...9thRose
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/26/2006 - J. Fraiser - Complete
The Almost Empty House by Rachel Indeed reviews
An alternate universe story, set in the Harry Potter universe. Sherlock and John are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't work out according to plan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,175 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Colorado Is Another World by TheologyDiscography
Just a little piece about Charlie in Chyenne Mountain. I know it kind of looks like Jack!bashing, but it's really not. I love Jack. He's a rude old bastard sometimes though. Ok, most of the time actually.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Numb3rs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2011 - J. O'Neill, Charlie E. - Complete
Hypothetical Discussion by LilacSky128 reviews
After a mysterious sorcerer saves Camelot, Arthur is pretty sure he knows who it is. He and Merlin have a discussion about it. But it's purely hypothetical. Really. It is.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Don't Leave Him Alone by Debi C1 reviews
This is a Little Daniel story. Mitchell and Carter do not take proper care and it happens.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Mouth of Babes by Morgan Stuart reviews
Several weeks after the explosion at the pool following "The Great Game" episode, Lestrade visits the recuperating Sherlock and John at 221B Baker Street. He brings case files and food... and a visitor in tow.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Never Thought It Would Be You by nebula2 reviews
All parents worry about things that might be a bad influence in their child's life. As Aaron Hotchner gets his son ready for school, he finds their was one of those influences that he overlooked. Short, fun one-shot! Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 280 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Old Friends with Similar Interests by sudipal reviews
Sherlock/SJA one-shot... just because. At a crime scene, Sherlock notices someone very familiar.
Crossover - Sarah Jane Adventures & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sarah Jane S., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Consultant Who Lived by Holz9364 reviews
Harry Potter meets Patrick Jane. Need I say more? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., Patrick J. - Complete
A Lovely Morning by Dewfall reviews
John has had a long day, and when he wakes up the next morning, all he wants is a cup of tea. Of course, what is waiting for him in the ktchen is a certain criminal mastermind wearing printed pyjamas... Repost from Livejournal kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gravid by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Deductive Realization by shinysylver reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious man in London changes everything for Penny and Sheldon. A BBT/Sherlock crossover. Penny/Sheldon
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Penny - Complete
glass shatters softly by Mira-Jade reviews
"By my deductions, Miss Hooper, you are most certainly here on a date." Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sign of the Six by renrenren3 reviews
Sherlock is on the trail of a killer and ends up crossing paths with a certain American detective.
Crossover - Castle & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kate B., Sherlock H. - Complete
heart in hand by faithunbreakable reviews
John Watson isn't sure why she's living with Sherlock Holmes. Or: The pulse of a human heart. Genderswap. Read the warnings. Post A Study in Pink. Gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
victor, meet spoils by Mira-Jade reviews
Behind her there are feet fast with the intention of unholy things. She does not hasten her step. Post TGG, Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Chapter of a Lost Future by Tiro reviews
Sequel to A Second Chance. Diablos and the gang are back, this time for a last painful fight against a Dumbledore from a time when war the least of people's problems. Rated M for violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,438 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 289 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
he kindly stopped for me by Mira-Jade reviews
She has been dealing with dead bodies for so long that she shouldn't really have been surprised when one sat up, and started to speak to her. Not really, anyway. Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Shipper by KingOfTheWeevils reviews
Even the Enterprise needs some love once in a while. Slight crack!fic, but not really OOC. Rated T for mild curse words.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, J. Kirk - Complete
These Small Hours by Linxcat reviews
Lipwig flashed an instinctive smile at the comment and made a noise that was somewhere between a laugh and a cough. Despite himself, concern filled Vimes. What the hell had got the fastest mouth this side of the Disc so tongue-tied?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Moist von L. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5263 - Favs: 10,144 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Adventure by tfm reviews
Reid is a little thrown by the Doctor's way of doing things. The Doctor is a little thrown by all of Reid's questions. Emily just wishes they'd stop arguing long enough to avoid getting eaten by the giant squid. Gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, S. Reid - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Pandora and her Box by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Lord Voldemort wished for power. So he summoned something he was sure would grant him it. Unfortunately for him, Espada don't like sharing. Dark, rating for slight gore and some strong language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Harry P., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hidden Hurts by bewinsome reviews
Fill for a anon prompt on the sherlock kink meme: John is kidnapped and tortured by a criminal group. After his seemingly random release, he attempts to hide his injuries from Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Removal of the Curse by War292004 reviews
It's been five years since the defeat of You-Know-Who. Unfortunately, the curse on the Defense Against the Dark Arts position hasn't disappeared yet. With no other choice, the staff of Hogwarts is forced to turn to the Dimensional Witch for assistance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,411 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Yuuko I. - Complete
Different Protectors by sarhea reviews
Once upon a time a jounin who would become Hokage witnesses something he should not have; something that would give him a different perspective, a new friend, and a way to save his village and life many years into the future. COMPLETE
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,966 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 206 - Published: 11/24/2010 - [Kagome H., Minato N.] Sesshōmaru - Complete
Shoes and Ships and Sealing Wax by coffeebuddha reviews
Sometimes it's liberating to be able to speak to someone without having to explain his every thought process.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/24/2010 - S. Reid, Sherlock H. - Complete
Oblivious to the Obvious by FindingRainbows reviews
"Sometimes Sherlock your ability to delete information is almost more impressive than your ability to retain it," Just another little something that I hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Professor Death? by fringeperson reviews
ONESHOT DRABBLE. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN. Susan Sto Helit wasn't pleased to learn that her grandfather was taking interest again, but when she got the job of keeping an eye on things so that he wouldn't shirk the Duty again, she found she couldn't blame him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Kitsune Politics by Crazy Mishka reviews
Crossover. YYHInu: A fire kitsune meets the SD with only one goal in mind. The SD meet their distraction with irriatation and, on Kurama's part, some appreciation. Ah, the most beautiful illusion in all the land makes an appearance.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Deceiving Appearances by Blind Author reviews
Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/2/2010 - John W. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
221A Baker Street by Avi Muin reviews
Yet another enigmatic post-war Veteran and his adopted son might be just what Sherlock needs to deflate his overblown ego. ONESHOT till further notice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 193 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
An Unexpected Boggart by Kaona reviews
One-shot. What if Professor Lupin had let Harry have a go at the boggart in third year, and what if it turned into something that no one had expected? Coincidentally, Snape's boggart is the exact same...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 384 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Death by LAB Rats reviews
Harry woke up in Middle Earth, and found a way to avoid all the messy battles over the ring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Frodo B. - Complete
Impossible by keelhaulrose reviews
A serial killer is leaving bodies around the city of Chicago, with no cause of death or evidence. Spencer Reid is at the end of his rope when a woman shows up talking about a world he can hardly believe. Can they solve the case together? HG/SR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,543 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Spider's Web by Well Groomed Goldfish reviews
HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,384 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, England/Britain - Complete
A Lightning's Tale by Riddle Master 101 reviews
Harry Potter is abruptly thrown into a different world upon receiving his letter from Hogwarts. Danger stalks him at every turn, light and dark are locked in a constant, eternal battle, and weaving it all together is this substance called magic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 109,995 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Catch Me by Blinded-Kit reviews
The life and Adventues of Hermione Granger and he best friend the Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Glare by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
Drabble oneshot. Harry has, perhaps, spent a little too much time with both Voldie and Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Tales of a Wanderer by Carumati reviews
HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Death and the Doctor by Ben Stiebel reviews
Dr. Who has a near death experience while Death has a near Dr. Who experience.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Death - Complete
A collection of seemingly unrelated things by Volitan reviews
An Axe Murderer, Five Stitches, a Banana and a New Pair of Shoes... They're a seemingly random collection of things, unless Sherlock and John are involved, and then the items as a collective make complete sense. Oneshot. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Interesting Encounter by lokiMMXII reviews
"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/19/2010 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 265 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Black Witch by You'll Be My Death reviews
In a rather desperate need for a new lead to calm the Queen's frustration, the Undertaker was only too happy to point them a way. They, with the giggly Undertaker in the stroll, visited a rather innocent-looking store...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kagome H., Undertaker - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Young Sam's Teacher by Temporal Austenite reviews
Sybil is looking for someone to teach Young Sam, and has brought Sam to interview everyone's favorite teacher...Susan! This is a one-shot of the interview. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lonely Gods by Pliva reviews
Heather Conway never had belief. Then, after an incident on a dark street, she found something to believe in. 10th Doctor, Simms!Master. Oneshot. Gen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Voldiemort by LAB Rats reviews
Harry made a list. 101 ways to kill Voldemort. Wanna see?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie reviews
Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
DragonKin by Fyreheart reviews
AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,154 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 8,141 - Follows: 3,135 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Man Who Lived by phantomviola reviews
If Harry Potter is The Boy Who Lived, what does that make Captain Jack Harkness?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Jack H., Harry P. - Complete
orbiting pears by incense-whiskers reviews
sometimes being a captain was really just a fancy name for being a babysitter/in which kirk has his eyes opened, poor mal
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Mal, Spock - Complete
Siblings by Rutoh-Chan reviews
With Lory, Kuu, and Julie present, Ren finally reveals the truth of his past to Kyoko. But her reaction, and Kuu's opinions, are not what he had planned on. And might complicate things. One-shot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8837 - Favs: 20,101 - Follows: 8,075 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Life in Sunnyhell by Niamh O'Leary reviews
Buffy writes a book about being the Slayer, and meets some interesting people in Flourish and Blotts. This story is Buffy/Snape.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,060 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Buffy S., Severus S. - Complete
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
A Healin' Touch by Mira-Jade reviews
"Dammit Jim, if that man's a Doctor, then I might as well start calling myself a dentist!" Somewhere a few systems away from nowhere, the crew of the Enterprise encounters a blue box piloted by a madman . . . who called himself the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Reader in the Stars by Mei Neko reviews
She found herself alone and in another universe. Now she's learning to live to be independent. She learned to make friends and create a new family. She just needs to learn to accept that this is her future now.
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,597 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - River
The Proposal by Asuka Kureru reviews
Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Toph, Iroh - Complete
Two Hawks Hunting by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Broken Wings! Harry & Severus quest for the remaining Horcruxes. Can they fulfill the prophecy of Two Hawks Hunting and destroy Voldemort forever? AU, pre-HBP, HBP/DH noncompliant! No slash, mentor/guardian fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 336,613 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Quantum Mirror by Elfprinzess reviews
Visiting Jack with Donna, the TARDIS takes them somewhere in Colorado, America. What happens when the Doctor helps a certain Asgard and finds an interesting discovery. 10/R fic rated T just incase COMPLETE
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Party Crashers by TwinEnigma reviews
In which Buffy takes the new guys, Karin and Sasuke, on a mission to disarm an artifact of doomy doomness in Sasuke's hometown. It doesn't exactly go as planned.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Buffy S. - Complete
Crimson and White by obscureineurope reviews
A well-known thespian invites all of those involved with “The Crimson Goddess” over for the most uncomfortable dinner party imaginable.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Collision of worlds by Scurryfunger reviews
kagome and haruhi run into each other at the supermarket along with their respective friends, problems ensue. one shot
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Kagome H., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Different Genealogy by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,598 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Teacher's Pet by IceQueenRia reviews
Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,916 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Kagome and the baby project failure by RegalGold reviews
Kagome and the baby project failure or how to explain to your teacher that demons and electronics don't mix in a believable way. AKA lie, and lie good.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Kagome H. - Complete
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Insane Asylum by animegus farmus reviews
He is coming, she can feel it. She tried to warn them, not real they say, and now reality is about to be ripped apart...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
When Two Dogs Meet by kyokrazyotaku reviews
Nothing interesting really, just Sesshy-san in the present day, running into Shi-san year of the dog . But I like my work! :D
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Shigure S. - Complete
Riding the Storm by Snow white Kitsune reviews
What if another Time Lord had survived the Time-War, an exceedingly familiar Time Lord, an old enemy who hadn’t escaped quite as far as the End of The Universe, but a little closer to Earth. As for Harry Potter, well he’s is about to discover the truth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,355 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Of Astonomy Towers and Chimeras by SakuraLetters reviews
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but Ed managed to escape with only an easily fixed broken leg. "You pushed Mr. Elric off of the Astronomy Tower! Just to see if he'd land on his feet?" kitty-chimera!Ed, 5th year implied
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Minerva M., Edward E. - Complete
The Last Straw by chibikaty reviews
Vetinari has already made Vimes become a commander, a knight, an ambassador, and a duke. There's nothing left he can do. Right?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 787 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Fool by The Dark Wrote reviews
Nothing but a fool would do this when they had big green eyes staring up at them... A short stand-alone fic. Had NOTHING to do with 'The Chronicles'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Man Made of Starlight by Dancing Darkness reviews
River Tam has always heard voices but never one quite like this. She makes a friend who will never forget her and she will never forget what he meant to her. 10th Doctor!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, River - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Master and The Wolf by Gatsby reviews
Three years after Doomsday, Rose has adjusted to her new universe somewhat as the Defender of the Earth. But her whole life is turned upside down when Torchwood finds an abandoned Tardis in the Thundra. And just who is this Harry Saxon trying to woo her?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,211 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Rose T., The Master - Complete
Naruto, the other deity by ninja gorilla reviews
Oneshot.Naruto and Avatar the movie cross over. Rated T for language. Doesn't go into Naruto's past to much, but if I'm ever struck with inspiration, I might right either a sequal or a prequal. Hope you enjoy the story. ...FIRST NARUTO/AVATAR CROSSOVER!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Jake S. - Complete
Dr What! by flashwitch reviews
The SGC gets an unusual visitor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dinner at Hogwarts by Booster1 reviews
Even the simplest getting-to-know-each-other meals can go horribly wrong if you're the Scoobies.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Consequences by obscureineurope reviews
Sequel to "Impulses". Masumi attempts to explain his behaviour to Maya, but the press, his father and his own psyche all impede his path.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7541 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Time by B.W.T reviews
Jareth's heart is beating a rhythm that isn't his, a rhythm that's scared - that's dying. A rhythm he'll move the stars to save.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jareth - Complete
From Birth by animegus farmus reviews
From the moment he saw her he knew she was his - too bad they'd decided she was meant for someone else.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Like father, like son by Kelar The Mage reviews
A very pathetic short story. Hojo is apparently Kouga's son and is very confused when his father meets his crush. Actually, he's confused all the way through, but hey .
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hōjō, Kagome H. - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Impulses by obscureineurope reviews
Sequel to "Resolve". For the first time in twenty years, Masumi lets loose.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
A Life in Flux by Nenagh24 reviews
What Harry's friends failed to realize was that the unwilling contract he had entered into with the Goblet was not his first, nor was it his most important. HarryPotter/Kuroshitsuji crossover. A Ciel-is-Harry story. No Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Ciel P. - Complete
Blue eyed and loving it by Airily reviews
Familiarity: Draco Malfoy and Kagome Higurashi were going on a play-date. “...I feel exactly the same.”
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Kagome H. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 5041 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 13,210 - Follows: 5,526 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Ancient Remedies by ratgirl407 reviews
House/Kagome.His world full of liars is turned upside down when a young Japanese woman arrives. No, she isn't a doctor, but a patient to receive treatment,Greg House isn't so sure she is on her way to being cured. He sets of to unravel her mysterious life
Crossover - Inuyasha & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kagome H., G. House - Complete
Once Touched by PaisleyRose reviews
Mortals who have danced with the fairies are rarely safe after being saved from their enthrallment. Often, they find that what seemed to be but a brief foray into fairyland was indeed much longer in the mortal realm, possibly weeks or years.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,251 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11534 - Favs: 16,498 - Follows: 6,591 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
What Do YOU Want as a Reward for Saving the World? by The Winged Lion of Coruscant reviews
The Doctor and the Master undergo a unique, novel experience on a far-off planet when they don't managed to hightail it out of there quite fast enough ... Master/Doctor, slightly cracky fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Edward E. - Complete
A Second Chance by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter never went to his mother's relatives. Why not? Because there was someone who took him away first. Someone who knew the future before it happened and decided to change it. Rated M for violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Vulcan Ruse by Heart in a Headlock reviews
His own personal brand of insanity, it seemed, was contagious; and no Vulcan was willing to risk their minds for the half breed. Looks like the only thing between Spock and disaster is the blue-eyed boy from Iowa, standing on the cusp of revolution. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Not Quite Lost by TwinEnigma reviews
In which Buffy discovers that someone extra has tagged along with the new Japanese Slayer. Post Chosen Season Eight
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
Over the Moon by Airily reviews
Marked: Something was guiding them, to somewhere, to someone...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Remus L., Kagome H. - Complete
The Shift of Time by KibaSin reviews
When a new Slytherin student suddenly shows up out of nowhere, Hermione is bewildered. But, as she tries to solve the mystery, she finds that slowly reality is changing and nothing seems real anymore. Harry Potter x Inuyasha Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,302 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Draco M., Kagome H.] Hermione G. - Complete
Guess Who? by enigma-kar reviews
An unexpected guest shows up in the squadroom, which leads to a somewhat unexpected revelation. Warning for complete and total randomness!
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Resolve by obscureineurope reviews
Sequel to "Tension". Maya starts to question Masumi's motives.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Dream Weaver by Fyreheart reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles across Diagon Alley in London and eventually accepts a part-time job at Hogwarts. AU Disclaimer: I own only my thoughts and ideas, not the marvelous worlds that others created.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,610 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Flower Shop by dgames reviews
She worked there and he couldn’t stay away. A Kakashi/Kagome one-shot.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Kagome H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unsought by forthright reviews
Naraku is dead. The Jewel is complete. The quest is over. Everyone is ready for their long awaited 'happily ever after', but Fate has one last twist in store. Sometimes the ending you find is not the one you were looking for. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 106,482 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
Trick'd by Kanna37 reviews
It's Halloween... and Kagome has spent months coming up with the ultimate scare. But will she actually manage to get Sesshoumaru with it, or will he be two steps ahead of her?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Oceano nox by Rose de Sharon reviews
Nine years post-AWE. Jack is in deep trouble… Can Will save him from “A sudden drop and a sudden stop” kind of end?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,535 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Quest for Home by hanjuuluver reviews
When Ed finds himself in another fight with Envy after returning from the gate, he finds himself thrust back through it, but not to Germany. Can he find his way back?Xover with hpfma-- Book7 replacement fic. Different, I promise! COMPLETED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,570 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Toph and Tony Stark: Heavy Metal BFF's by Ayala Atreides reviews
She's the world's best Earthbender and its one and only Metalbender , he's a genius with a high-tech suit of armor. Together, they pwn badguys! ONE-SHOT
Crossover - Ironman & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/19/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Toph - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,625 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 5,674 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tension by obscureineurope reviews
Sequel to "Empathy". Maya has a dream, and as a result, she falls into a lake.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,507 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 6,960 - Follows: 1,545 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Don't Cry Sweet boy by HpFanficFan reviews
COMPLETE. Number 4 burned to the ground on the coldest evening of the year. Was it an accident? Arson? Or was it something else? It did not matter, for Harry, his child, is safe. Severitus. Babyfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Yes Ron, Harry is a Veela by Mede reviews
Harry is looking for a mate, Malfoy is threatening castration, Ron is oblivious, Hermione is taking over, and someone unexpected is coming to Hogwarts... Year five, not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Longest Journey by Kanna37 reviews
An ancient prophecy, a journey back from death, and a miko with a destiny far different than she'd ever have suspected... all set in motion by Inuyasha finally choosing Kikyou - and leaving Kagome to the fate the kami had chosen for her centuries before.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,651 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Inutaisho, Kagome H. - Complete
The Horrors Of Ouran by Dreamweaving reviews
Watanuki gets swept up in the insanities of the infamous Host Club. And Tamaki needs his eyes checked.
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - K. Watanuki, Tamaki S. - Complete
The Asgard Don't Wear Pants by SentientCitizen reviews
General O’Neill and Senior Airman Joshua Roberts have a little discussion re: Captain Jack Harkness, the DADT policy, and a few pertinent details about the Asgard.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. O'Neill, Jack H. - Complete
Empathy by obscureineurope reviews
Masumi helps Maya survive a spontaneous dinner party.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,368 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Ridiculous by obscureineurope reviews
Maya wakes up at an inopportune moment.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Selfishness Runs in the Family by miotracara reviews
Kyouya may realize that it's selfish to want Haruhi's attention for himself but then again, he is an Otori. Forgive me if I take some of the background knowledge of the anime for granted, some spoilers too.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,646 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Don't Go There by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Xander tells Buffy and Willow about his real father, and they come to a rather strange conclusion. Drabble.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Xander H., Victor C./Sabretooth - Complete
Caleb's Mistake by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Buffy meets Xander’s Grandfather at the hospital.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Xander H., Alastor M. - Complete
in this world you cannot change by Harold Saxon reviews
Donna is destined to bring the Master back to life, but was it ever her true intention to restore this dangerous Timelord to former power? A Donna/Master/Doctor fic: COMPLETED
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,597 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - The Master, Donna N. - Complete
In the Company of Secrets by frustratedfruitloop reviews
Harry gets to know a very eccentric book collector. Companion to Unravel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Sole Survivors by Calophi reviews
The Doctor entertains a guest who is also alone in the universe. Meant to be 9/Rose and Sess/Kag, but not particularly shippy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 9th Doctor, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Simple by Crazy Mishka reviews
Oneshot. The Tantei are in Koenma's office where they are interrupted by two silver demons and a broken woman. They had been attacked and demand reparation due to a treaty with Reikai. Hiei is the woman's only hope, and things progress form there.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,881 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Kagome H., Hiei - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 8,717 - Follows: 2,439 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Death eaters meet Death's granddaughter by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
When the death eaters attack in HBP, the DADA teacher, Susan death's granddaughter is there and armed... with a fireplace poker. Only, the thing is, who knew she was impervious to avada kedavra? That poor death eater sure didn't...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Of Cupid and Psyche by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,775 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 713 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
Eye Contact by adorathao reviews
It was amazing actually, how far some simple eye contact could take you. DaisukexKagome
Crossover - Inuyasha & D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kagome H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Vulnerability by Tyigra reviews
Watanuki hates being so vulnerable, and hates even more that he has to crawl to Doumeki all the time for help. What he doesn't realize is that dragging his feet every step of the way is putting Doumeki in danger too... WxD, DxW. Finally Complete!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alchemy meets Wizardry by littlepinkwolf reviews
Edroy One year after the series Ed and Roy are sent to hogwarts, one as a student the other a teacher. Can they find a way to stay out of that war,and keep their many secrets quiet, YAOI!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,901 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Stupid Unicorns by mabbeHUNYsun reviews
ONESHOT: 17 year old Naruto and Sasuke are guards at Hogwarts under the codenames 'Raven' and 'Fox'. Everythings fine and dandy, until they get stuck babysitting a unicorn. Sasuke's a virgin and Naruto... not so much... sort of sasunaru :P
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Unexpected Interrogator by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
When no one is good enough to babysit, what happens when Ibiki brings his child to ANBU headquarter's.Part of the Unexpected series, the child's gender is revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Ibiki M., Sakura H. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 4,573 - Follows: 1,106 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Panther, White Tiger by minijo1990 reviews
Xander leaves Sunnydale. He finds himself becoming stronger and faster with heightened senses, enter Sentinel Jim and his Guide Blair. Mini-Jack,just wanted to enjoy high school. Answer to Miralynn/mikerich challenge. SG1 TS and BTVS
Crossover - Sentinel & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Jonathan O. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 2,919 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Spanner in the Works by Jinxed-Wood reviews
Martha Jones joins Starfleet
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Martha J. - Complete
Tools of the Trade by icepixel reviews
Fraser teaches Brennan a new trick for fighting crime. RayV and Booth are long-suffering. There is vastly illogical police procedure included.
Crossover - Due South & Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
I Love Bananas by ironyheartsap reviews
Just a simple oneshot where the Doctor, Martha, and Captain Jack Harkness meet SG-1 in a dungeon when they are captured by the Goua'ld. Just how SG-1 reacts to the Doctor and how they escape.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
A Fluke of Sorts by toastedmuffinz reviews
He's the pretty boy, she's the brainy girl. It all started with a missing book to lead to an unexpected development of events; “I’m assuming this note came from the book thief?” - AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
She's The Reason by ConsistentlyInconsistent reviews
She was the reason he left his childhood friend at night. She was the reason he wanted to be strong. She was his reason and he was hers. EDIT--extended ending
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kagome H., G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Boy Who Fell, A HP Starwars Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 135,583 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Ben Skywalker, Luna L. - Complete
7 Things the Human Doctor Inherited from Donna by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
companion to 7 Things Donna Noble Inherited from the Doctor. Rose discovers there might be a bit too much of Donna in the Human Doctor than they orginally thought
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Why 'Obliviate' Was Created by seventhSINwrath reviews
Nymphadora Tonks cooks...people run for the hills screaming, babies cry, Voldemort clings to his Harry Potter doll for protection, and Harry Potter cowers in fear. Warning:Slash. Crack. Not to be taken Sirius-Ly! Voldemort/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Jacks by Bad Werewolf reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who. The Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness pay a visit to the SGC. Naturally, trouble finds the Doctor. Rated T because Captain Jack is in it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4348 - Favs: 7,823 - Follows: 3,929 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 5,807 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 235 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8164 - Favs: 9,129 - Follows: 4,827 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In These Dark Woods by frustratedfruitloop reviews
A chance meeting in the Forbidden Forest. To others, we are legends and to some others, our lives are a mere footnote in theirs. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover, if you squint.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2009 - James P., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Submission of Haruhi Fujioka by catharticdeficit reviews
Kyoya Ootori has been given an ultimatum by his father: make Haruhi Fujioka his bride by the time he’s twenty one or he forfeits his rights to inherit the Ootori zaibatsu. But our wily heroine can never be swayed easily—or will she? Sequel up.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,656 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Beware of Goblin Gifts by PaisleyRose reviews
Don't blame me, the muse is on the loose and where it goes I follow...or else. This one is not as mean as the last one, but someones gonna complain... J/S pairing, and teenaged Toby... look out Labyrinth, here they come!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,408 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Kagome's Scarred Heart by ShadowFoxMoon reviews
RK x INU Kagome gets hurt by Inuyasha's choice. Years later, she gets sent into the Meiji Era so she could love once more and mend her scarred heart. Kenshin asks her to stay at the dojo because she has no where else to go. Ken/Kag
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,540 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Kenshin, Kagome H. - Complete
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Hydrangea by Cranberries reviews
Bleach/xxxHolic An Ame-Warashi has a request of Ichigo to save a Child, only thing is is that not everything is as it's seen and Ichigo learns a bit about what Natural Spirits think of humans.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Ame-Warashi - Complete
Lost in Translation by pikajay reviews
HP x Nar What if the translation spell wasn't as reliable as we thought? Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Final Illusion by Densetsuno Youko reviews
One-Shot. Sasuke returns to Konoha with his brother's wife, Kagome. However, behind her smiles lurks dark memories that not even she remembers. How can Sasuke make amends when Itachi's presence continues to haunt them, threatening Kagome's very sanity?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kagome H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Different Sort of Quest's End by Kesomon reviews
Stargate SG-1 crossover with BBC's Merlin. SG-1 finds a different sort of sorcerer encased in the ice during Quest pt. 2. ADOPTABLE - PM for further plot details. (Now Archived to Ao3)
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Merlin - Complete
Worrywort by Rose Unspindle reviews
Saito Hajime thinks that two certain idiotic persons will give him grey hair.
Kaze Hikaru - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
7 Things Donna had Inherited from the Doctor by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just because he erased her memories didn't mean he erased his habits. seven huge habits come out constantly, followed with little quirks all from the Doctor...it's driving Sylvia and Wilf insane.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Donna N., Sylvia N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 152 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Endless Moment by maboroshi-hime reviews
Sequel to Mr Elric. It's obvious now that the community of Hogwarts wants a piece of Mr Elric, be it knowledge or attention. Ed's privacy is further invaded when forces beyond his control insist on contact with The Boy Who Lived.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,212 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Edward E.
A cry in the darkness by Rose de Sharon reviews
Five years post-AWE: Will is kidnapped by a pirate captain who wants the Dead Man's Chest. Captain Jack Sparrow to the rescue!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 160,928 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
One Of You Is Bound To Figure It Out by Cause I'm Freakin' Awesome reviews
My version of what would've happened if the Pirate Lords had voted for themselves...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Elizabeth S., Teague - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Unsound Advice by mjimeyg reviews
Why would River Tam be interested in Jayne Cobb. Why wouldn't Jayne Cobb be interested in River Tam? What advice would the crew give Jayne?
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,665 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Escaping His Fate by peppymint reviews
After his godfather's death, Harry comes to the conclusion that things need to change. xover with stargate. manipulative Dumbles
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters to Mine Enemy by FrostedMidnight reviews
What does one do when forbidden to write to one's friends? Why, write to thier enemies instead of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 1,405 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Let's Do the Time Loop Again by Spoofmaster reviews
A Doctor Who/Stargate SG-1 crossover, originally written for the 2008 dw-cross ficathon on LiveJournal. Jack and Teal'c thought they were the only people other than Malikai who were able to sense the time loop, but what if they were wrong?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Shattered by Aura reviews
KagomeSesshy with some KagomeOC for a while. Sesshomaru takes in Kagome after she's injured not realizing she would have a issue with lost memories not quite full amnesia as most people see it. Rated Mature for adult themes. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 109,910 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 189 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Moving Forward by twiknham reviews
SPOILER ALERT! Set after the end of the series. Years after InuYasha and Kagome’s disappearance, Sesshoumaru sees a white-haired boy holding his mother’s hand. But wait, if that’s not Kagome, where is she?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 133,757 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Forsaken by LonelyWriter42 reviews
Hinata is forsaken by the Hyuga in favor of Hanabi, and Neji is forced to be the servant of the new head, but in a drastic act he betrays his family, his clan, and his duty to find the one he loves. NejiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,417 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Severus S., Sirius B.] - Complete
Do virgins taste better? by Minnionette reviews
Salazar Slytherin wasn’t so much thrown to the lions as he was sacrificed to the unsleeping dragon. For the good of the school, of course. History is never so kind or as accurate as it ought to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
A Little Connection by The Violent Tomboy reviews
The contents of their shopping baskets were eerily similar, except that only Haruhi's had instant coffee.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Kagome H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Manipulation of Hogwarts by Chip of Silver reviews
You ever wonder why the staircases move? Why you can see the sky in the great hall. Why there's a Basilisk in a school? Well, here's my theory and I blame Godric Gryffindor. This is just a silly fic that explains some of the odd things at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Good Morning by kurokinshiro reviews
Masumi, on marital bliss. A Glass MaskGarasu no Kamen oneshot, edited and reposted.
Garasu no Kamen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Chicken Soup by Green Leaflet reviews
Akira is sick at home. How does his family take care of him? Meanwhile, Yuujiro and Tooru decide to visit. Family Complex crossover
Princess Princess - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Akira S. - Complete
Miss Wallace by Buckle reviews
When Marlene gets into trouble at school, the Principal gets far more than she bargained for. one-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Marlene W. - Complete
Lucky by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Harry Potter is lucky. Naruto Uzumaki is lucky. But which of them would come out on top in a ‘game’ of chance. Oneshot. Review please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Under a Violet Moon by Rude and not Ginger reviews
Master/Rose, set in parallel Earth. After series three, before series four. Rose keeps on running into the same man, and when she finds out he knows the Doctor, she's determined to find out just who he is.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2008 - The Master, Rose T. - Complete
Beginnings by Shimmer of Grey reviews
Sequel to Just A Little Bit---What is in store for Kagome and House's future? House/Kagome oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
Just A Little Bit by Shimmer of Grey reviews
Is Kagome in love with the doctor? oneshot House/Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
Bubbles and Balloons by SnowFox3 reviews
Rose knew she wouldn’t meet another Time Lord in the parallel universe she was living in. But now, as she stared at the phone booth, she realised she was wrong. Set during Last of the Time Lords. Reunion fic. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,521 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 391 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5623 - Favs: 7,444 - Follows: 2,294 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Point and Laugh by Briar Elwood reviews
I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologist. Set in S2 for both Dr. Who and SG1.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, D. Jackson - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 697 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Game Without Rules by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Sequel to A Promise To Be Kept. Being wed to Death is difficult enough without worrying about the dealings of the occult. The auditors have decided to expell Death for good, and reason that, he will have to be retired if he refuses to do his job. DeathXOC
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,455 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
The Real Reason Hermione Quit Divination by 2NiCe4U reviews
2 part story...Finding out who your supposed Soul Mate is not all it's cracked up to be...SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
With Meaning by Crazy Mishka reviews
Kuwabara encounters a lost child, and by helping him and enlisting Kurama's aid they meet a mysterious woman they can't help but want to love.INUYYH. Not quite AU, it's a crossover.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,798 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
Do Not Want by vericus reviews
Sparks' drabble - Beth has a theory. Alex doesn't want to hear it. Unfortunately, Beth isn't the first one to come up with that theory.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
There's Something About Haruhi by yomibitorazo reviews
In which Yagami Raito surrenders himself to protect another...
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Light Y., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unusual Problem by ErikaTheFreak reviews
After years of looking for their child savior they finally found him in a small french orphanage. Only they have a problem... ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble by netgirly2k reviews
Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
An Ignominious Death by Raider of the Lost Book reviews
A drabble on a humiliating defeat of Voldemort. Inspired by Rorscharchs Blot's Caer Azkaban yahoo group -- Ridiculous crossovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Of Dreamers and Journeys by Mystical Magician reviews
Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,424 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sarah, Minerva M. - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 9,598 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 302 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unforeseen Destiny by Millie M. Banshee reviews
Take's place after Ed goes through the Gate & n year 3 of Harry Potter. Ed's going to Hogwarts for the year. Magic is still new to him & he doesn't like all that much. He has a lot to deal with being compared to his late father. To be redirected shortly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,756 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E., Winry R.
Strength by Qellaswe reviews
Harry's forced vacation turns out to be the best thing to ever happen to him. He meets a man who will help him shape a new world. But for now, he just thinks Xander's eye patch is cool looking.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Mrs Lovegood Remembers by Aealket reviews
This is a follow on for "Mr. Lovegood Thinks". It covers things that I had wanted to say, but could not fit into that tale. Thanks to Dave Gerecke for acting as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
The Rite of AshkEnte: Sirius Edition by St.Hedwig reviews
Sirius is dead; everyone but Harry knows it. Just how far will Harry go to definitively prove it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 644 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Unsung Silence by Draconic Ban-Sidhe reviews
A year after the Shikon was restored, she's stuck at home. Kagome wants nothing but to return to the past... until the past comes looking for her, in a most unexpected way. Can Sesshoumaru and Kagome help each other out.... or not? SxK
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 329,825 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
More Than You Can Handle by sarhea reviews
What if Akatsuki bit off more than they could chew? What if they tried to take the Shikon no Tama? COMPLETE : Kagome Higurashi Itachi Uchiha : InuYasha, Naruto, AR
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/1/2008 - [Kagome H., Itachi U.] Tsunade S. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Dragonseeker: Heritage by RegalGold reviews
An ancient bloodline rears its head causing Harry quite some trouble, along with an unwanted status. HPDM, Mpreg. creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,188 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yet Another Christmas Invasion by Lady Yueh reviews
Where a Torchwood Team saves SG1's bacon. Or: What Rose Tyler Did For Christmas. Doctor Who, Stargate SG1.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
A Ghostly Companion by sarhea reviews
The Feudal Era is safe, the Shikon is restored and Kagome is dead … but that doesn't mean she is free. A promise to a certain Hokage changes everything. lemon in fic called 'Lemons'. COMPLETE : Uchiha Itachi Higurashi Kagome : AR InuYasha Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - [Kagome H., Itachi U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Overboard by mynightshining reviews
The details are irrelevant. Not to Kagome they aren't. Especially when it involved being stuck on a rowboat all night, in the middle of a lake, with no paddle, and only a perverted monk as company
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Hatsukoi by Agni reviews
He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 397 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by sesshomaru's dokkaso reviews
I couldn't resist. Completely separate from my other stories. Inuyasha stumbles across his brother's clothing, armor and dead vassals. And it only gets stranger from there on out when he discovers his brother's a toddler hiding beneath Ah Un's body.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,300 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Technically Dating by Dreamweaving reviews
Doumeki and Watanuki walk to and from school together. Doumeki saves Watanuki's life, and in turn Watanuki makes him lunch. Himawari believes that it all means one thing. DouWata fluff and humor. Shows the transition from friendship to love. Enjoy!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Hallowed Desire by Demonlordlover reviews
COMPLETE! Sesshoumaru wanted more than a mate. He wanted her, Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,833 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Bite Me by Akuni-A reviews
Renji and Ichigo, plus fangs, plus Halloween. [Pairing: Renji&Ichigo]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Once Upon a Thief by Kawaii Kitsune reviews
YYH and Saiyuki crossover. The Sanzoikkou have a persistent youko thief on their trail, determined to steal the Maten Scripture for his own reasons.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,010 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Kurama M. - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 109 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
Phenomenon by shannello reviews
[ kagome x shippou ] waiting—waitin—waiti—wait—wai—wa—w—he's finally there. give him a prize.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kagome H., Shippō
Dark Angel by Dragon Fire10 reviews
It all started with the cloaked figure in the window. From there Hermione learns there is no black and white in a war...only shades of grey and a dark angel that comes to her rescue...or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,300 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Mother by Crazy Mishka reviews
The SD are called on a mission that just so happens to intrigue Kurama far beyond the parameters of their actual job. And Kitsune never break their promises.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 3,762 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 6,918 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Crazy Mishka reviews
AUOneshot. Hermione made friends with two entirely different boys, and it makes for an entirely different school experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 412 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sparks by vericus reviews
It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fullmetal Alchemist by FullmetalFreak7 reviews
Ed was sucked into Harry Potter's world. Now he has to find a way to get back to his own. Complete, but in the process of redoing..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,788 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
Traitorious Uchiha and the Kitsune Vessel by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Something had happened to Naruto, and because of it, he carries a child. He leaves for Konoha and joins that Akatsuki. Will it be as bad as he originally thought? ItaNaru onesided SasuNaru LeeSaku NejiGaa KibaHina ShinoKan ShikaTemari KakaIru MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,713 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Surrogate by Phoenix.Writing reviews
Drabble. Harry and Draco need a little help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Coincidence by Phoenix.Writing reviews
Drabble. Have you ever noticed the similarity between two old, longbearded wizards out to guide an unlikely hero to defeat an evil overlord with pretensions to world domination? Perhaps it's not such a coincidence after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
You Know What They Say About Eavesdropping by Phoenix.Writing reviews
Drabble. Does Severus overhear something he shouldn't?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Only In Sunlight by LittleHellion reviews
Out of everyone that Naruto has inspired, there is one person who will watch him, and love him, simply for being everyone's sunlight. After all, only in sunlight can a shadow be cast. A romance develops between Shikamaru and Naruto, his sunlight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Promise To Be Kept by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Death hires a young woman, struggling to keep the land her father left to her in his will, to redecorate his house so it appears more human. This is an attempt at Romance between an Anthropomorphic Personification and an Original character.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Scry For You by Regaime Seishi reviews
Ed is stuck on the other side of the Gate, looking for a way home. En route to see a rocket scientist he is shoved into the world of Harry Potter. There he discovers scrying, a magical skill he comes to depend on. But will it be enough to save his world?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,113 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience by Igorina reviews
A dimensionally displaced demon encounters a very ticked off Susan Sto Helit. A crossover with Good Omens.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Good Parents by mjimeyg reviews
River and Jayne console each other whilst Simon works on their little one.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Shotgun Wedding by mjimeyg reviews
River and Jayne get married of course a shotgun would be involved.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 322 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Dance with Me by Yabou reviews
[MirKago] He caught her, but somehow, it didn’t seem that simple. It didn’t feel that simple.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 194 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Gorram Weird Blue Box by otahyoni reviews
Firefly/Doctor Who crossover. A merc and a Doctor walk into a time machine...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jayne - Complete
Revenge of the Fox by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Bellatrix LeStrange learns why it is a bad idea to practice ‘Avada Kedavra’ on foxes. YYHHP crossover. One shot, character death.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kurama M. - Complete
Routine and Surprises by rallamajoop reviews
Watanuki decides there are certain things Doumeki needs explained to him, in a manner assuring no possible further misunderstandings. [DoumekixWatanuki]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
LSpace Strikes Back by Phorcys reviews
Discworld Crossover. In the deepest, darkest corners or Yuuko's store room something stirs. 'glingeglingeglinge'
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
The Magician by rallamajoop reviews
It’s a long journey from spiritbait to Magician of Space and Time, but some things don't have to change so much in the process.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
The Trials of Long Suffering Boyfriends by Phantom Dove reviews
Harry explains his boyfriend's peculiarities. 100 word drabble for 'veela'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pass it on by Factorielle reviews
One man's trash is another's treasure. It's only a matter of circumstances. [character death]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Career Options by jacee2u reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts after getting rid of Voldemort, but can't figure out what to do with his life. He schedules a career counseling session with his new head of house. Rated M to be on the safe side of the ratings people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Wavering Winds by Strawberry-Apple-Pomegranate B reviews
ItachiKagome /Oneshot/ /Complete/ When the tides shift against her and she leaves, who will she confide in?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kagome H., Itachi U. - Complete
Negotiations and Forfeitures by Artemis Rae reviews
Toph finds herself playing the role of negotiator. Iroh finds himself outmatched. Set post S2 finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Iroh, Toph - Complete
Fate of Cupcakes by Crazy Mishka reviews
INUNARU: KakashiKagome. Kakashi completes a mission that leaves him with a little more than he bargained for, he doesn't really mind. Despite the title this is serious with a good happy ending, though we're not quite sure of the cupcakes' fate.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kagome H., Kakashi H. - Complete
What Remus Saw by kayly silverstorm reviews
One shot from the 'Lioness' universe: Remus expects all the junior Order members to do well in their NEWTs, but the addition of a boggart to the exams may well change that...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sorting Hat Troubles by DeadAngel reviews
What if when Harry was sorted he had no prejudices against slytherin? Short oneshot HUMOR
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Contracts, Lawyers and Businessmen by TiggyToggy reviews
Complete: Haruhi is a young lawyer specializing in contract law. The firm she works for is bought out by a larger company, and with the buy out comes the reintroduction of members of the host club into her life.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Prawns by ZaKai reviews
Ed finds more than he bargains for when he looks in Mustang's desk drawer. [RoyEd, Oneshot, Humor]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Metal and Fire of Hogwarts by Roze Alchemist reviews
Roy and Ed are sent to Hogwarts on a new mission, is there a lead on the philosopher's stone? Do they need to protect Harry Potter, or is all of this just a scam? Read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2005
Scattered Notions by Akuni-A reviews
Where did Renji get the idea to approach Byakuya about hair care? [Based on anime episode 113 Shinigami Golden. No pairings.]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Cripple Mr Onion by rallamajoop reviews
Crossover with Discworld. Yuuko meets a witch of a rather different variety.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Dragon by mynightshining reviews
[Drabble] I can't believe I let you talk me into this... Our little Monk and Miko fight boredom.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Babies: A User's Guide by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Well, Zaraki Kenpachi had to learn to take care of Yachiru somewhere, after all. Nonpairing, completed oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Addicted to Death by Sinnatious reviews
Light Yagami was not a superstitious person. That was until he met Kimihiro Watanuki. xXxholicDeath Note crossover. 4 parts.
Crossover - Death Note & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Light Y., K. Watanuki - Complete
The Value of My Possessions by VinVal reviews
Doumeki already knows the weight of things. [Doumeki Perspective, Cha. 41]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Blood, Water, and Fear by mleeph reviews
Doumeki will not pay his price in blood. [DoumekiWatanuki, companion to Storm]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
A Youkai Princes Miko by Bishonen'sFoxyMiko reviews
InuyashaSaiyuki Xover challenge oneshot. No matter how hard she tried she just couldn’t get Kougaiji to believe that she could unseal his mother with no problem And without reviving Gyumao in the process. for Hikage Dragon and Avestia KougaijiKagome R&R
Crossover - Inuyasha & Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Kagome H., Kougaiji - Complete
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Arches and Gates by AirElemental101 reviews
When Roy joined Ed in his trip through the Gate neither expected to live, let alone be immediately pushed into battle for a world opposite to their own! But there's a much greater battle on the horizon, one of cosmic scale... HPFMA RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,790 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Chimera Luck by kalisin reviews
Complete! To Harry, this year was just turning out as strange as the last. Unfortuntely, he didn't realize how strange until he fainted in Potions class. creature fic HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,745 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 209 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Unspoken Memories by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AUish SasuNaru NaruSasu 'You scared him Sasuke' Nothing will ever be the same, but I can fight for a semblance of normality. You're coming back to me now, and I'm coming back to you too. Mute and Amnesia alert!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,058 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What You Wish For by rallamajoop reviews
Crossover with xxxHOLiC. Ed and Al stumble on to a shop which deals in an unusual sort of merchandise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Strange Allies by Crazy Mishka reviews
Hiei find himself in strange circumstances one he never thought he'd be in. But it gives way to even stranger allies, and sets into motion happenings that, while still strange, satisfy the forbidden one. Xover: InuYYH. oneshot.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Kagome H., Hiei - Complete
She'll Be the One by sinverguenza reviews
Hermione Granger had the oddest way of unsettling Professor Snape. SSHG frothiness for your pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Like Crack by january sunshine reviews
Random Wammy's House drabble. Why you shouldn't deprive a young Mello of chocolate...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
Proposition by Serenetwinkle reviews
Present for Miss Platina. Winter fic. Uneventful nonsense within.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Unexpected Visitor by Dalourice reviews
Most people would expect Santa to visit on Christmas Eve. Watanuki, on the other hand, gets the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
The Possession by PaisleyRose reviews
This is a slightly darker Labyrinth tale. The Williams Family are to die, can Sarah save her brother and new little sister? Will the right words still be the right words? Will anyone hear her? Does a rejected King still care enough to save them? ahhhh,
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,495 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 161 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
Crossovers 2 by JuliTina reviews
In which L investigates. Ouran Host Club crossover
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Picnic by Serenetwinkle reviews
Oh the things Doumeki thinks up sometimes.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2006 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Affliction by lestat ga sukida reviews
Mysterious happenings cause Edward to appear at Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,034 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4404 - Favs: 7,404 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Lady Doth Protest by Oneeniisama reviews
What happens at the end of the year when the three princesses don't have to crossdress anymore, but one of them isn't as happy about that as he should be.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
In Which Sunako Is Sent To Ouran To Become A Lady by shukuun reviews
[Ouran Wallflower crossover][oneshot] Just having a little fun.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 411 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Balance by orpheneritus reviews
Watanuki's stubborn independence still annoys him. In particular when he is gagging on the smell of opressing spirits and would rather risk upheaving his breakfast on Himawari's shoes than requesting Doumeki to take one step closer. [DoumekiWatanuki]
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Conspiracy by Hazel Maraa reviews
“Tom! Hello! Do come in. Right on time, as always!” Albus said happily. Lord Voldemort rolled his evil eyes. No pairings. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
An Afternoon's Break by Leesy Metallium reviews
Light and L take a short break from the Kira investigation and end up at a small Go salon. Oneshot crossover with Hikaru no Go.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
A Day Like Any Other by Shadow Coyote reviews
Ichigo and Rukia meet someone unfamiliar. [Crossover with Discworld]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Postcards from Harry by Spots on a Pony reviews
Harry goes on vacation and sends postcards to Hermione. Based on the story Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Poor Edward by Smex Lemur reviews
When Roy ponders, nothing good can come of it. Poor Edward never saw it coming. RoyEd, Oneshot. Randomness xD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Death of Rats by napoleonbean reviews
Kinda sorta sequel to Uncertainty Principle. Just a little snippet with the Death of Rats and Steve McQueen. DiscworldHouse crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - G. House - Complete
Traveling by starStruck272 reviews
//One-shot -- Being Revised// Orochimaru meets Voldemort. Warning: High dose of crack. //Naruto X Harry Potter crossover//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 273 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Mad Scientist by napoleonbean reviews
DiscworldHouse crossover. The morgue is really a secret laboratory. drabbley.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Site Unseen by Diva-esque reviews
Ukitake has a special criteria for his second. A crossover with XXXholic.
Crossover - Bleach & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2006 - J. Ukitake - Complete
Borrowed Desires by thedeadpen reviews
Kazahaya has been having some very odd cravings lately- for himself. Things get embarrassing, and potentially dangerous for him. Kakei knows what's behind it all, but will Rikuo figure it out? Idea taken from the side story at the end of volume 2.
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10464 - Favs: 16,311 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Observations by Ms. Zeal reviews
ONE SHOT. A wizard's first impressions of our favorite two demons.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Alastor M., Kurama M. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Lending Time by Sinister Tomato reviews
Death of the Discworld, meet Urahara Kisuke of Soul Society. Play nicely and please try not to create any imbalances to your univereses, or is it universi? AU Crossover between Bleach and Discworld
Crossover - Discworld & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Death, K. Urahara - Complete
Quelle Heure Est il? by P.L.S reviews
SG1 & Dr. Who XOver. A nine year old runaway picks a Time Lord's pocket and ends up finding what he had been missing since the deaths of his parents someone who loves and understands him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - 10th Doctor, D. Jackson - Complete
A Child Of Celes by Ontogenesis reviews
Final chapter: When Fai is eleven, tragedy strikes his village. But then a mysterious king offers him a chance at a new life: will Fai accept?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,632 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the Rain by Dragon Fire10 reviews
Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,817 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Return of the GoodForNothing Son by Tea for You reviews
Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Completely Unnecessary by lapidary reviews
Raito didn't really expect L to be wearing a dress when he walked in. Why no, not at all. [slight RaitoxL. May cause trauma of sorts.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Death to Voldie, or, Tea Time With Harry by Sousakuka-sama reviews
Silly, pointless crack fic. Inspired by a quote from an HD fanfic novel. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sleight of Hand by Le'letha reviews
The EnterpriseD receives some unusual and unsolicited help in tracking down a stolen ship with a dangerous cargo.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,839 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
By Any Other Name by Deviant Nature reviews
Kagome's return after an unexplained, prolonged absence leaves questions she can't answer. While she readapts to life in the present, Kurama is falling under the pressures of human expectations. But their solutions are closer than they think.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 413,529 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 12/23/2003
Forget Me Not by vanityfair reviews
Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Predictions by Bard Linn reviews
Summary: The girl was acting oddly A HPFMA crossover, the like of which I’m 99.99 sure you’ve never seen before… Sorta set in 6th HP book, but no spoilers. Technically post series, movie stuff for FMA, but again, no real spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Pale Horse by Azremodehar reviews
Sometimes the dead get the last laugh. [Crossover with Discworld, sort of.]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
I Learned it at School by ThefirstTevlek reviews
What is it about reenactments that make you realize you're in love?Horrible but...COMPLETE
Legal Drug - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 297 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A World Apart by Settiai reviews
An unusual case brings two very different worlds together.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Ginny W., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Clash of Cultures by Morena Evensong reviews
Kagome is visiting her relatives in London. However, a peaceful walk through the park turns into something more when she meets a demon, a death eater and comes into contact with a slightly different kind of magic. Xover with Harry Potter COMPLETED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,143 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Draco M., Kagome H. - Complete
White Day by PiKACHUFAN4288 reviews
[Complete] The boys realize that White Day is coming up in just four days! They want to repay Sunako for Valentine’s Day, but will their efforts go up in smoke?
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
How Harry Almost Became An Auror by polykleitos reviews
[Gen] The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy. I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease. [Luna Lovegood, HBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
Kitsune by Crazy Mishka reviews
YYHINU. One shot. Welcome to their world and life, their family and their trials. This is how it started, and this is how it will never end. Couldn't pick out a genre, no romance means no pairing, its all about family: Youko, Kagome, and Shippou.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Shippō, Youko - Complete
Paradigm Shift by Rock Lobster reviews
Post OOP: Harry, still haunted by the events at the DOM, escapes Privet Drive and Snape becomes his unwilling accomplice. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,983 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Taisho's Darling by Lavender Valentine reviews
(COMPLETE) Sesshomaru has been asked by his father to do the impossible. He's determined to succeed, in spite of the complications presented by Inu-Yasha and one Higurashi Kagome. Nothing will stand in his way, not even the poor, innocent houseplants...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 173,163 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Once More With Demons by BayouWraith reviews
BTVS Crossover. Sarah's family moves to Sunnydale, and Sarah suddenly finds herself assailed by supernatural forces. Who can she turn to for help?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
Entering Another Realm by Densetsuno Youko reviews
IYYYHxover. KagomeYouko! Kagome is angry that Inuyasha asked Kikyou for help. Somehow she creates rip in the portal, and is transported to the demon realm. There she meets Youko Kurama, and many other demons. How will she get back? Inuyasha is worried,
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,125 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/24/2005 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Kagome H., Youko - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mr Elric by maboroshi-hime reviews
Fullmetal Alchemist/Harry Potter Crossover. A collection of thoughts on one, Mr Elric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Edward E. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 206 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Raging Desire by wyldwolfrose reviews
He had let me think I beat him in the past but now he is back for vengeance or is there another reason? NarakuKagome :Tag team by amyfushigiyugi&wyldwolfrose: [COMPLETE?]maybe
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Kagome H., Naraku - Complete
A Good Conversation by Amos Whirly reviews
ONESHOT The hero of one revolution meets the hero of another during a time of peace. Xover with The Last Samurai
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Last Samurai - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
The Dark Lords' Fate by Pennfana reviews
After an embarrassing defeat by Harry Potter, Voldemort ends up in Hell with several other Dark Lords.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
Unexpected Allies Part III: Trial of the Century by Striking Falcon reviews
Part Three of the Unexpected Allies series. Starts off immediately after Chosen, the Tosusaiga's True Master.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,672 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Book of Shadows by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Hiei stops by Kurama's house with a few questions guaranteed to pique the youko's interest. Crossover with Card Captor Sakura. Final chapter now revised.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Complete
Immortality by Kurome Shiretsu reviews
What happens when all you have ahead of you is endless life . . . and nothing to live for? Toushin Yuusuke fic. Oneshot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Yusuke U., Kurama M. - Complete
Gold Tinted Spectacles by Beren reviews
Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Elves' Child by Kittymui reviews
Kagome, an outcast, was alone until a certain silver haired mercenary rescued her. One day she found out he was going to be executed, how can she save him? AU and KagxSess
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 99,292 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The World I Know by Vernie reviews
[Complete] Miroku and Kagome pairing. Miroku is accidently pulled into the well and stuck in Kagome's time.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,007 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/25/2003 - Miroku, Kagome H. - Complete
The Nemesis Condition by MarbleGlove reviews
If only Harry Potter can defeat Voldemort, what do the Scoobies do when they find him first? OneShot
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Willow R., Harry P. - Complete
Connecting with old friends by sarhea reviews
What if Snape was discovered as a spy? What would happen to him? What would he choose to do?. Minor changes to give readers a reference point in canon storyline. COMPLETE : Willow Severus : AR
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2003 - [Willow R., Severus S.] Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
UA Part II:Chosen, The Tosusaiga's True Master by Striking Falcon reviews
Complete Part Two of the 'UA' series. Kagome and Rin fall into Naraku's evil cluches and Sesshoumaru is forcued to travel with the Inu-tachi. As they struggle to find the missing girls, some of Kagome's heritage is revealed and Naraku's true intent
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,337 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Ethical Treatment by M. Scott Eiland reviews
Buffy encounters an unexpected foe, and receives even more unexpected assistance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Ron W. - Complete
Unexpected Allies Part I: How to Train a Taiyoukai by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru needs Kagome's help in getting back something stolen from him. In the events that follow, something changes between the two, and what was once fear becomes something different. Part One of Three Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,282 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Taste Of Silence by Ys reviews
[Complete] Rather than submitting to the power of Veritaserum, Hermione makes a drastic decision. Hogwarts staff wonders how to help her afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,468 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Simple Deck of Cards by Strega Brava reviews
Severus reluctantly attends a tarot reading with other Hogwarts staff. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Query: To Retcon or Not To Retcon reviews
Sherlock meets a Torchwood operative. Apparently hackers get house calls. Now begs the question: To Retcon, or Not to Retcon. Sequel to Looking for a Doctor. Third in what's turning out to be a series. unBETAed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Looking For A Doctor reviews
Sherlock decides to do a bit of research on the visitor they had at 221b. Someone really should tell him that hacking is rude. Sequel to A Quick Stopover. unBETAed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Jack H., John W. - Complete
A Quick Stopover on Baker Street reviews
John and Sherlock are surprised by a trio of unexpected visitors. The doctor is confused. Rory is worried. Amy fangirls a bit. John wants to know what is going on. Sherlock is intrigued. Another quick drabble. unBETAed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, John W. - Complete
The Body in the Bathroom reviews
Sherlock's experiments using the notes found in the lab of a mad scientist prove to be just a tad... enlivening. 15 minute drabble. Zombie fic. unBETAed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Why? Why Not reviews
John muses a little on why he sticks around with Sherlock. Just a 10 minute drabble. unBETAed.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unlikely reviews
50 themes for Kyouya and Kagome. A quick sketch of an unlikely relationship.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kagome H., Kyōya O. - Complete
The New Family reviews
Poor Jean-Luc. He hates having to deal with children, but out favorite Star Fleet Captain is going to have to change his opinion because his 'young' wife is just about to have their first! And to make things worse the youkai family is coming to visit...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Picard, Kagome H. - Complete
My Lady Sonnet reviews
Nine hundred years after the completion of the Shikon sees the Enterprise gaining two new passengers. Picard learns about the semi-secret world of youkai, and the while finding himself increasingly intrigued with one of his passengers. PicardKagome luv!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2009 - J. Picard, Kagome H. - Complete
Return Fare
Baku xover. Takeshi has made a promise to come back. What must he pay to come back to his family after he dies?
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Alchimie reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
That Bloodred Stone reviews
In a search for the Philosopher's Stone Edward is sent to a most unusual school. Can Edward create the Stone without sacrificing thousands? Can he do it without revealing who he really is? Can he do it and not screw up? HPFMA. AUish. Romanceless
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Shippou's Romance reviews
The .long awaited. sequel to For the Pure and the Sinners. Shippou's fallen in love, but there's a few things in the way, namely her dad! and the little fact she doesn't know he's kitsune. A ShippouHinata romance
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Shippō, Hinata H. - Complete
All For a Name reviews
Just another day working for Yuuko in her shop. Watanuki is introduced to two people with very weighty wishes, one wants a name and the other wants a time.
Crossover - Death Note & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
An ANBUstyle Hogwarts Christmas reviews
The Game of Go Christmas Special! What was Christmas like for Naruto and Sasuke while they were at Hogwarts?and what was another reason for them to want to go home? No yaoi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
House Calls reviews
one shot. who dares stalk a shrine in the middle of the night? prowlers? perverts? religious zealots? the... the maintainence men?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Cards reviews
A KagSess Drabble. 255 words. not enough sleep. too much stress. this is what happens when Sesshachan needs time to relax!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
For the Pure and the Sinners reviews
A battleweary Kagome has moved away from Tokyo in order to escape the youkai after her. But there's somethign about this Village that doens't quite seem like normal... KakaKago.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,993 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Kagome H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Mikos and Magic reviews
Kagome gets a very interesting letter delivered by an owl offering her a place in a school for magic. Hogwarts here she comes, but she's not coming alone! IYHP. KagInu.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,601 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
What a Thief Cannot Steal reviews
Sidestory 3 for Blood and Circumstance. An Offhand comment from Yuusuke goads Yoko into finding out from Kagome just what it is that he could not manage to steal. light fluff.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
Blood and Circumstance reviews
Kurama has been whisked away to a subworld caught between the Ningenkai and the Makai. Set six moths after Family Ties. Book three in The Barrier trilogy. YYHNaruIY Xover.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,918 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Game of Go reviews
Naruto and Sasuke, highranking ANBU have taken a contract. Their mission: to protect Harry Potter and the inhabitants of Hogwarts at all costs. And if possible kill Voldemort while they're at it. Sounds like they're in for a long year. noyaoi. complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,965 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Savage Youkai: A Documentary reviews
In the wilds of the concerete jungle of Tokyo a terrifying youkai stalks its prey. this short 'documentary' tries to follow the youkai through its daily rituals. sidestory for B&C .ch8.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
Summer Breeze reviews
sidestory to Blood and Circumstance .ch5. Kagome and Yoko, expecting their first child, meet someone Kagome had thought didn't exist. seems their child will have 2 grandmas after all! also an update on what Kurama is up to and a hint at some future funnes
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Kagome H. - Complete
Prior Claim reviews
A chance encounter leads Kagome down a path she thought dead. Ranma12 Inuysha xover. InuKag as well as RanKag. reincarnation is a wonderful thing for a writer!
Crossover - Ranma & Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Ranma, Kagome H. - Complete
Family Ties reviews
Souta has been kidnapped for some unknown nefarious purpose and Kagome is willing to do almost anything to get him back. YYHIY xover. Kagome Yoko pairing not Kagome Kurama. Book two in the Barrier Trilogy. Complete!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,958 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Kagome H., Youko - Complete
Fighting the Loosing War reviews
Souji Okita, Leader of First Squad of Shinsengumi during the Bakamatsu was dieing. This is my quiet fic in memory of the adorable smile Watsukisensei immortilized in my heart. RuroKen SamuraiX Real life Xover
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Okita, Kenshin - Complete
The Truth About Fred reviews
Responding to some disturbing visions Sakura, Syaoran, Eriol and the Guardians go to Britain, to Hogwarts to make sure that Fate’s will is carried out. And to fry a nasty character. Ch 1 to 4 Caution! Slight Wizard Bashing. CCSHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sakura K. - Complete
Forgotten Legends reviews
Kagome is collecting the Shikon Jewel shards on her own with the aid of her son, Shippou and her brother, Sesshoumaru. Slight AU with reference to YYH. No pairing. Implied torture. Book one of the Barrier Trilogy
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Under your nose reviews
Several years following the tragic death of Riku, Dark and Daisuke find themselves transforming for another girl, one who somehow knows about Dark's youkai blood. Is this a new romance?
Crossover - Inuyasha & D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Kagome H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Yin and Yang reviews
Sesshoumaru seems to be thinks a lot latey about a certain someone, and the old saying of Opposites Attract is brought to fore. implied KagSess
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete