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Poll: In You Can Kill Me Now, should Mathilda's crush end up being A. a joke for the sole purpose of humor, or B. something that might actually lead to plot. Vote Now!
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Joined 02-27-05, id: 766759, Profile Updated: 11-13-12
Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Zatch Bell, Inuyasha, Tales of Symphonia, Lord of the Rings, Beyblade, Fire Emblem, Naruto, Hamtaro, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tokyo Mew Mew, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Disney, Bleach, and Wreck-It Ralph.

UPDATE! September 1, 2005!

Well, school is starting back up, and my internet is getting REALLY crappy. It's so hard to download and all that stuff! So, there will probably be long waits for chapters, but i promise, i'll do my best to make it worth it!

Update! October 1, 2005!

I am REALLY sorry I haven't been updating. I'm just getting used to going to school again. I will tell you, I'm working another chapter of FMA IDOL! and Momodo Drabbles at the moment.

UPDATE! October 20, 2005!

I am apologizing for not updating regularly. I will try to update, but for the time being, it's not going to be alot (not that it HAS been alot...). High School is just WAY tougher than I thought it'd be. Plus I'm actually working on a real book. Once again, I apologize for my lack of updates, I will get around to it when I can.

UPDATE! January 21, 2006!

Yah...I've been out of the writing groove for a while. I'm just starting back again. I deleted What I Never Knew, becasue it's taking too much time, and I want to concentrate on only a few fics, if possible. Finals are coming up. Hah, hah...I'm going to flunk my Geometry Final :D I just know it. Wish me luck! It will determine on how much I get to write.

MAJOR SUPER IMPORTANT UPDATE!

The reason I haven't been updating, is because I've been grounded from the computer. Please understand! Gotta go!

Yay! More Updates! June 16, 2006

Hahaha...Not grounded anymore! I'm so doing the cha-cha right now...okay, not really, but I am on the inside. I'll be tryin' to update now, cuz I can. I know I shouldn't, buuuuttt...I might start another fic =D Naruto, of course. Oh, and I totally passed my Geo final ;) Yah! I'm going to finish FMA IDOL! and I'll work a lot on all my other fics! I promise!

Not a promise.

Update/ June 21, 2006

Yeah, my username is now lallyzippo, not lalalalala2. And I had surgery, so I have like, ice packs attached to my face o.o;

Update/ January 5, 2007

Uh, yeah, in case you haven't noticed already, it takes me a long time to update fics. Of late it is because of three reasons:

1.) I'm lazy

2.) I've found some other things that amuse me.

3.) I am again, struggling in the math department in my sophmore year or highschool. Damn, it's fricken hard. Sooo...I've been seeing a tutor a lot, working for hours to accomplish my math on many a' school night...aand...It's...hard? Bah. Well, just so ya know kiddies: Avoid Algebra/Trigonmetry with every part of your being. I'm serious.

Update/ September 18, 2007

Hi. I know I've sucked at updating.

Forgive me. And forgive me again for the fact that I probably won't be updating much at all for the next few months since I have school again, and Microsoft Movie Maker. Hello AMV's.

Update/ September 8, 2008

Woah, it's been, what? A year?

Also as a side note, I'm kinda dead. I'll continue when I feel like I have time.

Coughnevercough. I keep telling myself I'll finish crap eventually...And I hope so. But not now.

UPDATE! February 7, 2009!

I FINISHED FMA IDOL. YOU HEARD ME. IT'S DEAD.

It can now pass on in peace, and I can sleep at night :D

UPDATE! June 15, 2009!

I GRADUATED! Oop oop! Oop oop! I'm Turning 18 in 4 days! dancing hardcore

It's also the summer, so hopefully, I'll have time to do more fanfiction than I have in the past.

Updating as I can...fanfiction just isn't as fun as it used to be. I started the second chapter of Trial Run and the third and final chapter of Mary Suicide. Except, I'm leaving on Thursday for a 2 week long trip. Expect those two stories updated after that.


When people get too serious about fanfiction, and expect others to do exactly the same--

Dude, we're here to have FUN. Yeah, and uping your mad writing skills is just a plus. When people want to do a humor fic and they ask permission to do a spin-off of someone else's, the other person will normally flip out and be like, "OH EM JEE! You're unoriginal!" In which case, I can only retort, "Uh-um...This is not 'original writing site' here. FANfiction, as in 'let's totally rip-off other people's characters and have fun'!"

A lot of these were written...years and years ago now.

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Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...Now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a heavy object to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Gloin
The Rain Stays The Same by LilyHellsing reviews
It is better to betroth distant lands to spread influence & power. That was what Lady Macintosh said before she died. Now widowed Macintosh is greeted by an English Duchess that is to marry his younger son. Alas, the couple-to-be couldn't hate each other more & Lord Macintosh is the one who comforts her. Overtime, she starts to believe she has been promised to the wrong Macintosh.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,406 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Lord Macintosh, Young Macintosh
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14104 - Favs: 17,561 - Follows: 15,065 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Ties That Bind by GAM3R G1RL 13 reviews
Five years later & another Highland Games tournament, Merida is faced with a new trial that she brought upon herself. Now she must use all that she has learned to save herself and her unwanted traveling companion from the dangers of the unforgiving Scottish highlands and the storms of war brewing in the South. Rating changed due to violence, some language and maybe future innuendo
Brave, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 202,351 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Merida, Young McGuffin
Playing Favorites by Nielae reviews
Sarabi is not the only lioness in the pride whose life changes after the death of King Mufasa. When a special favor is granted to another, how will the other lionesses react? And how far will some go in their desire for revenge?
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,750 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Scar/Taka, Sarafina - Complete
The Fire Emblem Olympics (2014 Reboot) by HellfireSupremacy reviews
Back by popular demand. Elibe, Magvell, and Tellius, and (as of 2014) Ylisse are going head to head in an international competition of sporting prowess. Four worlds. Four teams. One shot at glory. Let the games begin. (...Yes...I am aware I went six years without updating after "Enter the Crow King.") CHAPTER 10 BEERFEST.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,674 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/20/2007
What I Learned at SRU by D3stiny-Sm4sher reviews
A modern college AU with an original plot, SRU is based in part on my own personal college experience, weaving together characters, concepts and themes from ATLA & Legend of Korra with my own life to create a tribute to the Avatar series and an exploration of young adulthood. SRU!Gaang & Smellerbee (& later on Korra) are protags along w/large supporting cast. Some strong language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 1,103,991 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Gaang, Smellerbee - Complete
She's Rather Odd by Rhine Lei reviews
The little town Belle and her father have moved to hasn't seen the Prince for years, but when he suddenly decides to host a ball Belle's curiosity gets the better of her. Though the mysterious Royal has the right to choose his bride from the many guests, she isn't fond of being forced to stay against her will, and the Beast is not used to hearing the word No.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
The Toymaker and the Widow by cellostargalactica reviews
"He whittles for the widow and her child; his sweet, sad widow," said Bombur smugly. "How is she his widow if he's still alive?" Bilbo wondered. "Because she's not my widow," Bofur cut in. "She's a widow. I have no claim to her, or anyone."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,420 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bofur
Grape Soda and Magnets by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
A collection of over a hundred Krillin/18 prompts, ranging from AU to proposals to holidays to babysitting. V/B, G/CC featured.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 300,593 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Android 18, Krillin
At your service by cecania13 reviews
A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Deathly Musings by loveislouder94 reviews
The final thoughts of various Harry Potter characters. / 56: The Master of Death meets his fate, too, a long time after the war has been fought and won and the world reforms into a more peaceful kind of chaos. Even he initially resists, for several reasons. Their names are Ginevra, James, Albus and Lily, and they are not ready to live without him yet. (For Allie)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,753 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Breaking The Rules by Lollipop456 reviews
When Felix and Calhoun decide they want a child, they both know it means alternating their codes to make it possible. Can they do something that could potentially turn the gaming world on its ear? More importantly: Will the price of their actions be far too high? Rating, storyline, and genres might possibly change.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012
Two Words by Fox the Writer reviews
Sometimes one's deeds as a Ranger need two little words to show appreciation for what they've done. Dedicated to the veterans out there for Veteran's Day. A one-shot.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Ty Parsec
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Leftover by Aoluas Anminti reviews
(from the Dragon Age k-meme prompt) After Fenris leaves, Hawke is upset and angry. Wanting comfort and intimacy, Hawke decides to seek out Anders, who she is certain has held a torch for her. The twist? Anders refuses. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
An Unfortunate Gift by Chamelaucium reviews
A birthday present for Dori sparks strong feelings in Ori. Shameless dwarf fluff!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nori, Dori, Ori - Complete
Press Start by Alu In Chains reviews
It's been a nice few weeks since Ralph finally got a little recognition, Felix found his dynamite gal, and Vanellope had her dreams of becoming a racer come true. But just as things were getting good, something HAD to go wrong. Even the sun sets in paradise...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012
Coming of Age by Shahrezad1 reviews
Merida has finally been allowed to come with her father for a trading trip now that she's of age. But when the sale regarding one of Angus's progeny stirs up an old acquaintance, Merida isn't quite sure how to react. MeridaXMacGuffin
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,233 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Merida, Young McGuffin - Complete
He's No Prince Charming by DeathlyMarshmallows reviews
AU - The Enchantress took pity on the Prince that fateful night. Years later, he is surrounded by loyal servants, engaged to be married, and just as spoiled, selfish, and unkind as ever. His comfortable life is radically overhauled when he meets a beautiful peasant girl living in a poor little village, and a horrific tragedy forces the Prince to reassess himself and his lifestyle.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Beast/Prince, Belle
warm hearths by FINAL BOSS BOKUT reviews
It's tenderness, Nori learns later, and it's strange because he'd never seen it as a small dwarfling.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Nori, Dori, Ori
Locked and Downloaded by Thumbtax reviews
When a diplomatic visit to a new "game" turns into a one-way ticket out of the arcade, it's beginning to look like curiosity's killed the Vanellope. It's up to the rest of the gang, plus a newly-unlocked playable character, to come to the rescue. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Stay Sweet by Cadavatar reviews
Taffyta's got a lot to sort through to begin with. Then things get worse.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Taffyta M., King Candy/Turbo
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Battle of the Suitors by SKayeB reviews
The boys are back, and more competitive than ever! The young lords all want to be Merida's betrothed, but the princess want nothing to do with them. When foreign enemies threaten the country, Merida will need to face one thought she never thought she would have to face- Being Queen! SKayeB owns nothing that you recognize from the movie.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Merida
Heaven's Beach by Illaine Waterhouse reviews
Commander Shepard sacrifices herself in the green beam to give the Galaxy life. However, her journey is not yet complete. Reunion with an old friend on a beach in Heaven is a very pleasant start when you have the rest of eternity in front of you.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Mordin S.
Mint Flavored Slumber Party by Patchlamb reviews
It's Vanellope von Schweetz birthday! She's itching to prove to the others she can be their leader and still be their friends, so this has to be big. What's a better way to assure them than with a slumber party? Not to mention the fact that it gives her a chance to hang out with a certain-someone for an entire night. If the mint chocolate cake doesn't boost her chances, what will?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Candlehead - Complete
Mag Mell by lilpurplebird reviews
As Ralph continues to accept his role as a villain and his changed life, he can't seem to fight back that sense of loneliness he's grown to live with. A new character introduced to the arcade may help close that gap—that is, if he can get over her quirkiness. Ralph/OC
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,782 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, OC
Tiny by ImagingThings reviews
Little Kili was a tiny baby. But even a giant warrior dwarf would be wise not to criticise Fili's baby brother.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Dwalin, Fili - Complete
Escape Into My Heart by Genius-626 reviews
We may know that Felix and Calhoun get married eventually, but what happens between them before the wedding? Mainly Felix/Calhoun. Cover image by me :D
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
Ring or No Ring by Elsajeni reviews
Bilbo asks awkward questions; Dori remembers a sacrifice made in exile.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Dori, Nori - Complete
The delicate matter of hair and beard by flamyshine reviews
Kíli and Dwalin have an important quest of their own. (Movie backstory: What did Kíli and Dwalin talk about when Dwalin welcomed Kíli so heartwarmingly in Bilbo's hole and Kíli addressed him as 'Mister Dwalin' with a smile?)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kili, Dwalin - Complete
Rising To The Challenge by LadyOfGlass reviews
The Company has a few financial difficulties. Kili finds a solution, Bofur finds the love of his life (maybe), Fili finds out about toy-making, and Nori finds an escape route.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bofur, Nori - Complete
The Highland Games by yipyop1 reviews
When a princess comes of age, the clans across the land of DunBroch compete for her hand in marriage. Love is just that simple.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Queen Elinor, King Fergus
The Bountiful Brood by Stratagem reviews
Bofur is waylaid on his way to the pub by his adoring nieces and nephews and persuaded to join his brother's rowdy, jolly family for dinner. Bombur has more children than most people have dinner plates, and each one loves their Uncle Bofur something fierce. A pre-The Hobbit ficlet featuring Bofur, Bombur and Bifur's family.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bofur, Bombur - Complete
Free Beer by SwivelandJess reviews
How DID Bofur and Bombur end up on the Quest for Erebor? With their toy-making shop running on hard times, and an unexpected visitor they now must care for, Bombur decides he's going to do something about it all.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bofur, Bombur - Complete
Precious Gem by Viska Vatten reviews
Thorin was not always the stiff, brooding, majestic to-be-king dwarf. Sometimes, he was just like any other dwarf, and needed some love and affection. [Pre-Smaug] [Thorin x Reader]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Greater Adventures by JonsonofFundin reviews
A few days before setting out on the Quest for Erebor- and young Gimli has some issues with his father's refusal.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Gloin - Complete
We're Looking For A Green Door by LadyOfGlass reviews
...with a mark on it. It could be a 'k' or possibly a 'g', though. And is it all right to eat stolen meat pies? My humble version of why Ori, Nori, Dori, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Oin, and Gloin all arrive at the Unexpected Party together. Movie-verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Nori, Bofur - Complete
A Girly Problem by Black Hawk reviews
"Allow me to put things into perspective," Fili offered, rolling onto his stomach and peering at his brother's profile. "Though you don't remember it… it's not the first time you've been mistaken for… something else." Sequel to A Manly Problem, but can also be read alone.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Departure by BlueInked reviews
Oneshot. One fusspot, one mummy's boy and one thief. Just how did they end up joining the quest in the first place?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Nori, Dori - Complete
Uncle by ROSSELLA1 reviews
Thorin never wanted to be a father.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Thorin - Complete
The Science of Sex Appeal by dandelionroot reviews
Mordin finds his thoughts being taken over by Shepard, only to learn that he's imprinted on the Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Mordin S., Shepard (F)
The Fix-its by Victoria Andersen reviews
Set after the end of Wreck-it Ralph, how will the Fix-its react to a little unexpected news? A fluffy little story for those of us who can't get enough of Felix and Sergeant Calhoun.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Shovel talk by Ferowyn reviews
Bilbo and Bofur fall in love with each other. Cue 12 Dwarves giving Bilbo the shovel talk
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Tales of First-Cousin Balin and Little Gimli by AboardAMoose reviews
A response to a kink meme prompt, little ficlets of baby Gimli with Balin - for why would he mourn him so heavily if he didn't know him well. One-shot. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Balin, Gloin - Complete
14 Sweet Racers by fandomuser reviews
A series of drabbles of how the Sugar Rush racers apologized to their Princess/President. I do not own anything.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Darkest Hour by PuckRox reviews
Tension runs high amongst the dwarves as the Battle of Five Armies draws closer, and the company takes solace in the words of someone they least expected.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bifur, Bofur - Complete
Vanellope Meet Gene by WritergirlLB reviews
When a certain racer meets the NiceLander's from her best friend's game, what's the worst that can happen? After hearing that saying, I think we can agree that the world takes that as a personal challenge... Rated K(plus) for shin kicking! One-Shot. Remember: Flames are used for killing Cy-bugs not for reveiwing stories.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Gene - Complete
Dream by Linhiful reviews
Every match he won, she gave him a prize. Series of one-shots. Summary changes with updates.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,259 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Korra, Tahno
Must Be Sad by Galimatias reviews
"You must be sad". She was getting tired of hearing that. You must be sad. She wasn't sad. She really wasn't. There was no reason to be sad when it was all his fault in the first place.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Meet the Fix-Its! by Jesscheaux reviews
When Litwak's friend brings the original Fix-It Felix game to the arcade for a special exhibition during a gaming convention, Felix Jr's Father and sister come to town just in time for Felix and Tamora's wedding. But old prejudices and hidden agendas make sure there's never a dull moment! Meet the Fix-Its!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Getting Tappered Out by Kiruka-chan reviews
Ralph, Felix, and Hartell go to Tapper's one night to enjoy root beer and talk about their problems. Things take a turn for the worse when they encounter Rancis, Gloyd, and Swizzle, and end up getting hopped up on blue Smarties with them. (This is a short sequel to my previous two fics, and makes references to them. 2 OCs, although one of them is only mentioned this time around)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Vanellope Gets Put In Her Place by bStormhands reviews
What was it like for Vanellope to materializes as the glitch?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Life Happens When You're Drinking Coffee by MissCar reviews
At 16, Quinn Morgendorffer was a conceded little nightmare who dreamed of becoming a supermodel. By 28, she doesn't resemble that person at all and she is proud of that. How did that happen? A post graduation story.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,051 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Quinn M., David S.] Daria M., Jake M. - Complete
Among the Crossfire by Kiruka-chan reviews
Takes place a week after The Localization Imprisonment. Merin has developed a curious streak and has been touring games; this time, he ends up meeting Felix and visiting Hero's Duty. When a crisis forces the door to be locked from the outside, they're both trapped and in danger of permanent death. Calhoun and her squad must now protect them while fighting. (Felix/Calhoun, OC/OC)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Unplugged by Deus Imperator reviews
Vanellope takes Candlehead to Game Central station to give Ralph a piece of her mind after he misses her Roster Race, but they are confronted with some grim news. Vanellope must now wait and see if her best friend will ever return.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Localization Imprisonment by Kiruka-chan reviews
Takes place after the events of the movie. Vanellope gets to poking around in Sugar Rush's code to make sure that there are no traces of Turbo's influence left...and ends up finding some locked content. She just can't resist unlocking it. (There is one original character. Rated T for a little violence and some suggestive scenes/dialogue.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by hochmodel reviews
Vanellope innocently asks where new characters come from, resulting in a hysterically laughing Calhoun, a blushing and stammering Felix, and a smirking Ralph. I do not own, and cite for idea inside.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Pure Sugar by BuboScandiacus reviews
Felix and Calhoun might be a little late to the race; they're having, uh, maintenance trouble with the hoverboard. At least that's their story. Short little post-film one-shot; this one's a buttload of frosting. Re-rated K-plus after some judicious consideration.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
A First Time for Everything by HolyheadHarpies1986 reviews
Tamora attempts to get Felix to cuss. Shenanigans ensue. Just a fun little one-shot!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
In A Pickle by Rachel-Eyes reviews
Two years after the movie, Vanellope is a little older and is beginning to realize that she may have a bit of a crush on Ralph. She feels really confused and awkward about her feelings, but really can't earnestly talk to anyone about it except for the one person from whom she wants to forever keep it a secret.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Begin Again by keep-me-posted reviews
Brad has a talk with Calhoun about her tentative interest in a certain handyman. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2012 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] Dr. Brad S. - Complete
Miscommunication by AwakeningEden reviews
Rancis is jealous of Vanellope and Ralph's chummy relationship while Vanellope waits for the perfect opportunity to strike. Vanilla Butter one-shot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Just An Accident by Pharaoh-chan reviews
One of the many times King Candy catches Vanellope trying to race.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Right in the Kisser by HolyheadHarpies1986 reviews
Felix and Tamora are new to the dating scene, and Felix is growing tired of all the gawking and gossiping. Will he learn to live with it, or will someone push him over the edge? This is my first time writing these two! Just a fun little one-shot!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Watch Out, Felix by XoStarcicleoX reviews
Jealousy? On Calhoun? Will Felix be able to fix THIS?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun] - Complete
A Family Affair by servantofclio reviews
"Welcome to the Vakarian family, Commander Shepard." "What?" she said blankly. It's a strange awakening, when you're in the company of strangers who treat you as family. Post-ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,818 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Coming Home by Shahrezad1 reviews
Vanellope has to wonder about a few things, and asks the only female role model she knows. Calhoun and Vanellope friendship, large dose of Hero's Cuties romance. :)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
One in a Million by Pushmipullu reviews
Felix learns about the man whose place he took in Calhoun's life. ((Now a three shot or a four shot.))
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Dynamite by RacRules reviews
Felix and Calhoun were perhaps the most unusual of the arcade's couples. No one would expect them to fall in love, least of all themselves. In these oneshots, they come together and step out of their programmed comfort zones-as strangers, tentative lovers and even Litwick's oddest of marriages.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Game Central Station by Ryntaia reviews
One shot ficlet, Vanellope leaves Sugar Rush for the first time.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Filling the Void by zombievalentine reviews
(Spoilers) Takes place after the events of the movie. Ralph's life may have changed but there's still one thing missing...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph
Reboot by Magnolium reviews
The Nicelanders are still wary of Ralph the day he and Felix return. Vanellope is having none of that.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Something's Different by ThisIsMyIdeaOfFun reviews
After the arcade is closed for the night Ralph goes to see Vanellope, like usual. But today Ralph notices that something isn't quite right with the President of Sugar Rush...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz
Restart by Accio Abarero reviews
The Sugar Rush incident was just the beginning of a new life for four of the arcade's finest. Post-Movie, pairings as in movie. Core Four centric. Spoilers for the movie.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/17/2012
Hungover by MissILoveMovies reviews
One shot. Sequel to "Awkward bonding". The Nicelanders and Ralph have to deal with being hungover at work and drunk Felix. Rated T for alcohol use.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
A Love that Will Soon Be by PHYSCHOCHIC3 reviews
Merida is all that Young MacGuffin can think of, will his dreams of marriage to the princess come true? *They don't actually talk in this or get married, sorry*
Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Merida, Young McGuffin - Complete
Thoughts of an Elf by s8trgrlhinata reviews
While Ralph was voicing his opinions,a certain blue skinned elf at the bad guy meeting was listening and after the meeting, begins to wonder if Ralph actually has point.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
Just Numbers by 122940756 reviews
Preset values located in a remote area of their individual codes; that's all it was. Nevertheless, Felix was intrigued, and Ralph couldn't help but try to humor him. ― Post-movie, Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
The Talk by jazzpha reviews
Vanellope decides that her best friend needs a woman in his life, so she tries to give Ralph a pep-talk. Hilarity ensues. Complete.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Okay Felix Fix This! by Kellie Fay reviews
Just after their Anniversary Party, Felix gets advise from one of the party guests that sometimes its not just buildings that need fixing.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Turbo'd by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Turbo's downfall came too soon.If only he hadn't been defeated by Ralph and Vanellope, he could have exacted his revenge on Mr. Litwak, the owner of the arcade who dared to unplug his game.With him gone, his trap was left unsupervised.Enter Gwen Tomlinson, a not-so-savvy player who's lack of gaming skills precede her and triggers the very revenge designed for the veteran gamer.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, OC
Some of my Best Friends by zombievalentine reviews
She'd always been into video games, ever since she was six...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Moppet Girl, Mr. Litwak - Complete
Spoke Too Soon by Sonic Azurite reviews
Spoiler heavy. One-shot. It's been a year since things have started looking up for Ralph. Unfortunately, he's been a little too busy lately and had to put something into the back of his mind to deal with it all...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Heroes by Castoro Chiaro reviews
Sergeant Calhoun muses on heroism, particularly where a certain handyman is involved. She's never been one for the heroic attitude, but something about him changed her mind. [One-shot, first person POV]
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
The Businessman by zombievalentine reviews
Mr. Litwak was an excellent businessman and he should have been content with just the fact that he was intuitive at picking games that made him the most money. Drabble, spoilers.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Fixin' For Love by Hejin57 reviews
Ever wondered how an 8-bit hero and a sci-fi sergeant ended up in holy matrimony? Well, turns out love is the hardest game out there, as Fix-It-Felix will soon realize in his quest to win his dynamite gal's love. But will Sergeant Calhoun be able to truly let go of her most basic programming and realize just what Felix means to her? Perhaps, if Felix can fix her broken heart...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Bad Guy Baking by upperstories reviews
"Baking had turned into something of an ironic hobby for Ralph." Friendship drabble, set after the events of Wreck-It-Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
All That Glitters Isn't Salmon by upperstories reviews
A short Vanellope-centric drabble, set after the events of Wreck-It-Ralph. Life at the top may be good for your health, but sugar isn't exactly healthy at all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sour Bill - Complete
Antiseptic by ShireWulf reviews
Piccolo and Chichi bond while babysitting Pan. Set in canon
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Piccolo, Chi-Chi - Complete
The Atlantis that Kida and Milo Built by ayziks reviews
This story occurs immediately after the events of the Disney movie "Atlantis - the Lost Empire" and deals with the 50,000 years of Kida and Milo's love affair and reign over Atlantis in the aftermath of them and their friends saving the city. 'Atlantis - the Lost Empire' characters and story are property of Disney.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Milo T., Kida N. - Complete
i'll miss you by FINAL BOSS BOKUT
Of all the people she had thought she'd lose, Mordin had never been one of them.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
Salarians Do It Better by The Red Celt reviews
Sequel to "Accidentally in Love". Mordin shows Shepard what loving a salarian entails, in great detail, and Shepard shows him how to let go. Rated M for FemShep/Mordin lovin'. :)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
Accidentally in Love by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: Mordin turns Shepard down, claiming he's not interested, when in fact its just the opposite. Shepard doesn't want anybody else, she wants Mordin, and when she asks a second time he doesn't refuse her. M for adult content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
Failing Means Yer Playin by Shahrezad1 reviews
Young MacGuffin dinnae ask to be haur, but 'e tries to mek the best o' it. An' finds somethin special en the meanwail. Mostly in English, bits in Scottish with the aid of reference.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Young McGuffin, Merida
The Mordin Conspirary by Mordinette reviews
After a night of entertainment by the good doctor, the female crew of the Normandy becomes enamored with Mordin and would go to any length to give a kickstart to his sex drive. Who will be the lucky one to benefit from their scheming? Rated M for language and suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Mordin S., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Unexpected Friends by C.T. Moon reviews
Forbidden love blooms between two unlikely teenage friends and nothing, even the divide between an island and a city, will keep them apart. Skoochy/Jinora
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,196 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Jinora, Skoochy - Complete
The Bow and the Stone by Sildae reviews
"The ancients spoke of it. It is the heart of this fierce land. It is carried in the wind. Born of our legends and when we are put to the test, it is the one thing that we must always be." -King Fergus of Clan DunBroch. Takes place two years after the events of the movie. [On Hiatus]
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,844 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012
Fate Be Changed by Gabzgirl reviews
A malevolent sorcerer has returned to Scotland to reclaim his queen. With Queen Elinor captured, the kingdom is thrown into chaos, the first born children of the four clans must band together to save their queen and their home from the envious madman before an unforgiveable history repeats itself. (On haiatus - sorry guys)
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,189 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012
Wherein Dende Wants to Know Where Humans Get More by Captain LeBubbles reviews
Dende just wanted to know where new humans came from. He hadn't meant it to escalate.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Dende, Piccolo - Complete
This is Not My Idea by fictionlover94 reviews
Merida and her suitors meet as children. Now what happened on that day anyway? Includes the lords wives for a little bit. Title comes from the song from The Swan Princess, though not really related. Complete!
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Merida - Complete
Eye Contact Lessons by MeowSap reviews
Serra is determined to help Florina become more sociable, by whatever means necessary. Florina x Hector and a healthy dose of Serra x Erk.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Florina, Serra - Complete
This Love We Share by fictionlover94 reviews
Oneshot, Merida is pregnant and is having doubts of being a mother. Can her husband help convince her otherwise? Please tell me what you think!
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Merida, Young McGuffin - Complete
The Heart of an Archer by Cinnamon Clover reviews
Wee and Merida have gotten much closer as friends by being pen pals but when Wee visits, will they become something more?XXX***HIATUS***XXX
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Merida, Wee Dingwall
The Courtship by fictionlover94 reviews
3 years later after the course of the movie Elinor and Merida talk about her suitors. They had agreed to have them try to win her heart within a week. What's this? The witch is back to stir up trouble.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Merida - Complete
A Letter Home by buddhistbabe reviews
Several years after the movie, Merida travels with her father to visit the different clans. This is the letter she sends home to her mother. MeridaxMacGuffin
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Merida, Queen Elinor - Complete
What was I thinking? by fictionlover94 reviews
What may have crossed Merida's mind as she was introduced to each suitor, at the beginning. Oh my how things will change... Two Shot based on the first time she meet each suitor and then when she meet them again 3 years later.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Merida - Complete
The Boys Will be Alright by ravenwritingclaw reviews
The boys are all grown up and boy have they changed! Merida always knew they were a little different, it just took the rest of Scotland a little longer to figure out.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2012 - The Triplets, Merida - Complete
Names by leoluvr6628 reviews
Merida goes to thank the boys for all they've done. Sort of based on the end of the movie.
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Merida - Complete
That Crazy Doctor by luthien-yavetil reviews
It's business as usual on the Normandy for everyone aboard. Well, except for a certain someone at the steeing deck of the ship. How can any day be normal when dealing with a crazy salarian scientist?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Joker, Mordin S. - Complete
Tighten Up by Like A Dove reviews
Despite the fact that he can no longer bend, Tahno still has plenty of lessons to teach Korra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
The Promise of a WHAT? by fictionlover94 reviews
Disney Pixar's Brave fic, written shortly after I had gotten home from the movie. Slight spoilers but not to many, more of my story. I highly suggest you see this movie, it's great!
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Lord McGuffin, Merida - Complete
Looking for Heaven by Ellie Slaughter reviews
Korra filled his desire and his heart. Tahno thinks it's kinda crazy how things could change in the blink of an eye. He should know, it happened once before already.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Chi Kyoku reviews
A month after taking down Saren, Shepard spends Christmas shore leave with her favourite turian C-Sec officer on the Citadel. Movies are watched, gifts are exchanged, and two war heroes celebrate their unlikely friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Requested Lessons by CoffeeKhaleesi reviews
Korra, feeling unwanted and ultimately rejected by Mako, goes to seek out Tahno and his promise of private lessons. Yeah, I still suck at summaries. Warning: Um, some delicious sex. One-shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
Let It Burn by CreativeWritingSoul reviews
Everything happens for a reason. It's senior year for some monsters while others have graduated and there's about to be a certain life changing event happen. Full Summary inside! Rated T. Enjoy!
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,083 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Abbey B., Heath B. - Complete
The Best Worst Thing by winninghearts reviews
Sleeping together was supposed to be a physical-only thing. So Korra kind of hates that she is starting to not hate Tahno as much as she used to.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Korra, Tahno
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Blackwork Tendrils: The Lustful Ancient by PestoMonkey reviews
Liara experiences a sudden disability after an intense melding and only one individual can assist her in regaining her energy. Oneshot companion to Blackwork. M for Xeno love.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Javik - Complete
Scientific Curiosity by I Used To Be A Dragon reviews
Of all the people she could've shared her insomnia with, of course it had to be the salarian with an interest in her sex life. Mentioned Femshep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
Commander Shepard, You've Got Mail by Chi Kyoku reviews
Every day, starting when Garrus rejoins C-Sec up until the destruction of the Normandy, Shepard and Garrus exchange emails. After all, good friends stay in touch.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,626 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Advice by Mizayo reviews
When Shepard is feeling a bit down on her downtime, she goes to Mordin for some advice. Previously titled A Salarian Scientist - Changed rating to T for mild-ness
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
Tentacle Lover by Chi Kyoku reviews
Garrus goes out for drinks with his C-Sec co-workers on the Citadel, and one of them makes the mistake of insulting the commander. Unfortunately for him, turians don't take that sort of thing lying down.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
A QB Grows in Lawndale by Kristen Bealer reviews
What would have happened if Kevin decided not to rejoin the football team at the end of "A Tree Grows in Lawndale"? An AU story that follows the ex-QB through both victories and setbacks.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kevin T. - Complete
Tuition, Or Jane Lane and the 28k Question by tasukichiriko reviews
Jane tracks down her parents to find out just what she'll have to do to afford a BFAC education.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Jane L., Amanda L. - Complete
Becoming the Normal Teenager by The Great Hippo Thief reviews
Bryan asks Mariah on a date. With the dating experience of Ed the socially inept hamster his best option is to panic. With questionable support from his equally stunted teammates he is thrust into a relationship where things just go wrong.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,069 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Bryan, Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
Loose Lips by RedWheeler reviews
Every year she was asked the one question that made her angry: Do you have a boyfriend yet? Yet? Well what else could she do to shut them up... Hilary just wished she hadn't spoken so soon, or said his name. Complete.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,736 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T.] - Complete
The World's Next Top Princess by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
Thirteen beautiful princesses and other famous heroines stand before us, but only one can be the World's Next Top Princess. What starts out as a friendly competition turns ugly as challenges grow harder and contestants grow fiercer. Based on ANTM. (Written before Princess and the Frog/Tangled)
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 5/25/2008
Fervent Studies by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
FemShep/Mordin. Shepard gets dosed with some aphrodisiac plant, and Mordin studies its effects on her. Mature situations ensue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom by Aquarian Wolf reviews
When a classic attraction is set to be demolished, Walt Disney World's most beloved Characters and a crew of cynical castmembers start a crusade to save it.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,112 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2007
Hourglass by Dittolicous reviews
An old enemy returns, a dark prophecy is revealed, and they cannot stop it... Alone. Mysterious forces bring the past and future together to save all humanity, but will they make it or lose themselves trying? Parent and child must work together or end it.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,337 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/9/2006
Don't Make This Weird by tinyfierce reviews
Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Awkwardness Thing by Loethlin reviews
Garrus witnesses Shepard cutting her hair and freaks out. Another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Lion Inside by Ajive reviews
As Snape lay dying, he contemplates what could have been had he done things differently. What he doesn't know is that there is someone out there listening, willing to give him a second chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,130 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Stronger by Forced Simile reviews
You know how it starts: Hector saves Florina, she wants to talk to him. There's several problems: She's scared of men, she has a witless winged horse, a crazy cleric is following her around, and Fiora...well...at least she's less paranoid than Lyn.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 83,677 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Florina, Hector - Complete
Their Friendship by My Little Lolita reviews
Goku spies and reflects on the friendship between his son and his former enemy.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Unexpected by Natmonkey reviews
What does Grunt want from Mordin?
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/16/2011 - U. Grunt, Mordin S. - Complete
Monsters Don't by Universe reviews
ChiChi and Piccolo share an intimate moment, but it's not the kind you're thinking...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Chi-Chi, Piccolo - Complete
Lucky Krillin by zfj reviews
What if 18 did a little more than just a peck on Krillin's cheek on that lone highway in the mountains? I decided to continue! K18
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,516 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Android 18, Krillin - Complete
Second Chance by Lady Memory reviews
COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 141,118 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
It's complicated by DimitrisDuchess reviews
Just when things were getting quiet for the froggy couple, a surprise is bestowed upon them.. ;
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen
Something Random by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
Some random pointless stuff that I come up with when I'm bored. Rated for language, it gets bad.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/12/2006
What's in a Name by My Little Lolita reviews
The origin of Pan's name.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
The Good Doctor by Nallain reviews
Jack has some unnerving remarks regarding Mordin's work.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jack, Mordin S. - Complete
Meeting the Others by RacRules reviews
After joining the Disney Princesses and Princes, Tiana and Naveen interact with the other characters in weekly meetings. What sort of adventures will arise? Chap. 15; Its the final showdown between the true and fake royals! Who will win?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Operation Apocalypse by Mandalore Thrawn reviews
When Good and Evil blur, victory becomes much more difficult. History is about to catch up with the galaxy in ways no one could have foreseen...
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,678 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009
Rock, Priscilla, Strange Fic by Wii Master reviews
Lyndis' Legion, Eliwood's Army, and Hector's Rabble make their way through plot holes, the Day of Lemons, and other terrifying occurences in Fan Fiction. Putting the "dumb" in fandom while keeping the intelligence moderately high. Chapter 3 is up!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 3/1/2007
Advice by boredwriting reviews
Shepard visits the good doctor Mordin Solus for some advice on how to deal with a special someone. But when lines get blurred, it's hard to see where it all leads to.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Mordin S.
Forgive and Forget by lady-warrioress reviews
Nos-4-A2 is rebuilt but there's a problem. He doesn't remember anything! Scared out of his mind he flees Zurg's palace but.. the evil emperor isn't going to let him off that easily and hires a bitter somebody to get him back.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Bryan, what the hell? by Nirianne reviews
Seeking refuge in women's clothing section in the mall, Bryan was forced to take drastic measures hiding from his fan club. Does Bryan find a solution or will he go home only in his boxers? One-shot. R&R!
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bryan - Complete
HOT by Angsty Glowstick reviews
It's all Kinomiya's fault, as it always is. Kai is inevitably scarred for life. No pairings, a little bullshit filler fic. ONESHOT
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Kai H. - Complete
Jafar's Disastrous Dates by D.Minx reviews
Join Jafar on his quest to find his 'ideal woman'... will he ever be able to find a woman that could truly understand him?... Probably not with Hades playing Cupid... not directly linked with P.o.P or H.o.T.T... Rated T, Just in case... Enjoy!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
Johnny VS Enrique Who Can Get The Most Girls by Olv1993 reviews
Enrique challenges Johnny to see who can get the most girlfriends. Fic for AquilaTempestas.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Enrique, Johnny - Complete
Back to School by DoofusPrime reviews
A Middleton High School class reunion brings old friends together to remember their past, share their present, and talk about their future. Or, in the case of Kim Possible and Bonnie Rockwaller, maybe tear each other to pieces.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kim P., Bonnie R. - Complete
Garrus Gets a Prostate Exam by Xysnei reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. This crackficlet was written for a prompt made by the Garrus thread over at the BioWare Social Network.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Mordin S., Garrus V. - Complete
Alliance by liggytheauthoress reviews
Team Lightyear must team up with their biggest rivals, Team Rocket, to defeat the newly formed Anti-Galactic Alliance. To complicate matters, Mira Nova must figure out her feelings towards Rocket Crocket. R&R!
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
Improved Relations by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sweet Valentine by EmD23 reviews
A few of his mother's words seem to have an effect on Ash's current and former female companions, so the poor, clueless boy decides to buy each of them a gift to calm them down, leading to a nasty argument as Pikachu cowers and Brock laughs. Ash/?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Pokemon The Next Generation of Awesome by callisto93 reviews
This story is set twenty years on. It's about Ash's daughter Delia, Brock's youngest brother Sonny and Gary's son Sam. I've also created a new Team Rocket. R and R plz!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi
The Forgotten Five by Bovine Beauty reviews
When five underrated movie characters feel left out and unwanted in their own home, their hearts become corrupted by the dark powers of the Disney villains to not only destroy the one responsible for their misery, but to overthrow all the heroes.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,348 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Three, Three, Seven, One by notagiraffe reviews
Three girls, three kisses, seven days, and one Kankuro. As Ino so eloquently put it, "Three strikes, you're out!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
Wrongsick by PengyChan reviews
Duff Killigan had no idea of what he was getting himself into when he let DNAmy drag him into that cafeteria.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,191 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Duff Killigan, Amy H./DNAmy
Help, I'm Stuck in Summer Camp! by Rawr it's Kizami reviews
The Bladebreakers, B.E.G.A. Justice 5, White Tigers, Blitzkrieg Boys, and All Stars are forced into a summer camp with crazy counselors, and... just plain randomness? AN: Currently in the process of being rewritten!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,048 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2005
Inventor's Block by Solo Loco Ellingson-Rose reviews
Subtitle: In Which Mayuri Muses. Everyone's favorite crazed scientist get's the inventor's block, and finds himself musing on various things. It's kind of a crackfic, no pairings. T for mild swearing and Chapter 3.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Mayuri K., Nemu K.
The Possible Substitution Squad by Aaron12 reviews
A frustrated Kim and Ron swear off missions for 24 hours so they can share one romantic night alone, on the same day Dr. Vivian Frances Porter is abducted. And with no Team Possible to call in, Wade must assemble a crack team of their close friends to solve the case. But when the true enemy is revealed, will this ragtag group ultimately be up to the task?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,397 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Wade, Monique, Felix, Zita Flores - Complete
Kanye'd! by AzikaRue394 reviews
Yo, I'mma let you finish reading your fanfiction, but Kanye is the best Kanyer of all time! Of all time!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kai H., Johnny
Welcome to the Family by Ig0r reviews
There's Astrid, and then there's pregnant Astrid... Hiccup wasn't sure he had ever been this terrified before in his life. AxE oneshot
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Consequences for Defying Gravity by Moonlite Knight reviews
They might have paid a bit more attention to the large, obese corpse in the middle of the arena, if it hadn’t been for the fact that Master Oogway was about to choose the Dragon Warrior.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Kissed by a Rose by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,065 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Forgot by bladedData reviews
Mariah goes missing and Lee freaks out. ONESHOT.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Lee/Rai C., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
The Second Wedding by PrincessSomething reviews
From after Tiana and Naveen's bayou frog wedding to their New Orleans human wedding. Follow their journey as they juggle planning a wedding, fixing a restaurant, a day job, and dealing with the in-laws.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Tiana, Prince Naveen - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues. . .Finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
One, Two, Three, Four by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Shepard can't dance. Mordin is determined to teach her how. Spoilers for end of Mass Effect 2. Mordin x FemShepard. Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Lord of the Shitty Fanfic by ZirDanger reviews
Middle Earth is riddled with delusional fan girls, rejected Mary Sues, and countless legions of listless Tenth Walkers who just didn’t get the job. How will our heroes and villains use this excess of useless characters to their advantage? T for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Of Steel and Stone by littleblackdog reviews
The exiled princess and the illegitimate prince— a romance between cultures, comrades, and cast-offs. A series of missing scenes. Not in chronological order, just moments in time. Rated for sexuality and some violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,573 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Aeducan, Alistair
Love by Queen.Violet reviews
Eh, not sure what I'm doing with the genres. XP Johnny McGregor absolutely hated Valentine's Day...as you can probably guess, Enrique Giancarlo was the exact opposite. Number two in the hundred themes challenge.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Enrique, Johnny - Complete
The Perfect Life by MadAboutStories reviews
This is the tale of a lion and a lioness- and the slow destruction of a life that could never be lived...
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sarafina, Scar/Taka - Complete
Mary Sue by Gurz reviews
If anyone fears for the fate of the fandom, or wishes to know why it's going to Hell in a hand basket. Meant for comedy.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Not Another Lemon by Galaxy1001D reviews
Kim and Shego star in the nastiest, smuttiest, most degrading piece of pornography ever written. So nasty in fact, that they refuse to do it.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Drakken - Complete
Day to Himself by Olv1993 reviews
Ever wanted to get away from the world and just lay there to think for the day. Well that's what Robert's doing, but his teammates keep disturbing him. K is hopefully fine unless poking is considered violent.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Robert - Complete
Comfort by Silverbellsb reviews
Nala is comforted by the most unlikely of lions.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Nala, Scar/Taka - Complete
The Sten's Kadan by silvergryphon06 reviews
It is a title only given to a few, a word that holds more meaning than you can possibly imagine...
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Cousland, Sten
Twiglet and the Billy Goat by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas wants a pet, but his father, King Thranduil, is too absorbed with ruling the Greenwood to find him one. Trust to the little sprite to find one for himself!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Coffee, Chocolate, Mead and Tea by The JohhnyMcKilt Productions reviews
Oneshot. A Majestic reunion.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Ladies' Guide To Middleearth's Eligible Bachelors by Virtuella reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Volume II now available - more bachelors, more chances! MEFA 2010 First Place.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Aragorn - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10455 - Favs: 13,111 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Date by auri mynonys reviews
When Jafar asked Maleficent on a date, he didn't expect to survive the encounter. But romance is a very strange thing, and this date may be the start of some serious evil love - if the heroes don't ruin it first. COMPLETE.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Ten Things by frolicks.with.froggies reviews
Ten things you didn't know about your favorite Harry Potter characters. I've seen so many that I wanted to do one of my own :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
My Only Dance by chrystaline reviews
COMPLETE: Severus Snape loved her so much he would live a life of horror just for her memory. Snippets from Hogwarts days, Lily's engagement and Death and Afterlife. Three-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Forgotten Events by MikariStar reviews
A collection of Naruto short stories, mostly humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,569 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A is for Apples by AzikaRue394 reviews
When Oliver, out of the goodness of his heart, bakes an apple pie for each of his teammates, he has no idea that his kitchen will soon play host to another of Johnny and Enrique's fights. At the base of this one: Rome versus McIntosh. Attempted humor.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Enrique, Johnny - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog INSANE Talk Show by lady-warrioress reviews
Join me as I poke fun at the sonic characters. Discontinued.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,703 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls. . .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Mourn for the Heroes by Spooky4ever reviews
Because sometimes the bad guy wins; that sunset is the hero's last; Lady Luck is fickle, and happily ever after doesn't always mean "forever". A darker look at Disney befores, afters, and maybes, when that magic isn't enough. WIP. Warnings inside.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009
Liquid Courage by Amarielah reviews
Ken Ichijouji has always been bad with feelings. For somebody like him, falling in love can be a very harrowing experience indeed. Ken/Miyako
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ken I., Miyako I./Yolei - Complete
Serra's Ways by kiaronna reviews
We all know how... SPECIAL Serra is. She can get into all sorts of trouble. 10th story: Rath, the punk Sacaean, gets some blackmail on Serra. And what does he do with it? ...He gets love advice. Way to go, Rath. Way to go. Don't own FE!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,422 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Serra
Confessions of an All American Blonde by annoying talking animal reviews
It was just an ordinary day with the Bladebreakers when the author realized that no day with the bladebreakers is ordinary. Max spills all. No pairings, no OCs, just good old fashioned "comedy". BUT THERE'S MORE! What's this? An UPDATE? 3 years too late?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,340 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Max T./Max M.
Renegade Rat by Queen.Violet reviews
There's a rat terrorizing Oliver in his kitchen while he's trying to make lunch. Whatever will he do? Appreciation fic for MJFastlane!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Trapped by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Trapped, the five dead Stitchpunks wait for salvation quietly. But Six has a question, and Eight is going to answer no matter what. One-shot.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Of Energy and Carbon by For the Kingdom reviews
Nos4A2 shuts down and is found by a new friend who thinks he is a housebot, takes him home, and repairs him. And, though science tells us otherwise, energy isn't all that different from carbon.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,272 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/15/2006 - NOS-4-A2 - Complete
At a Moment's Notice by HamPickleSandwich reviews
My second 9 fic. Suggested 9/7 at the end. 9 belongs to Shane Acker, and I don't own the poem either- I found it months ago, on the net. Oneshot.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Confessions of a Teenage Stalker by ihatewriting reviews
Shiho has a new crush! There are two problems: she doesn't know his name and he doesn't even know that she exists. He's good looking, smart, and an athlete. "Out of her league" doesn't even begin to describe him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Shiho, Shikamaru N.
101 Kisses by Jaeda star reviews
AU Boys will be boys...this is particularly true when it involves bets, girls and, dare i say it, kissing...you just know trouble is sure to follow! No-one does high school drama like the digidestined! Rated T for just in case. R&R plz
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,374 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
sgniR eht fo droL by Mithostwen reviews
Yes, the title is "Lord of the Rings" backwards. All the LotR characters are the complete opposites of their canon personalities. For example, Pippin is wise and powerful, Sam is out to kill Frodo... you get the idea. One-shot. Tolkien, forgive me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
KaiRayRayKai Productions by konfizkate91 reviews
Some homemade videos that two REALLY bored bladers can make in their spare time. Swearing Flames welcome. NOT YAOI. My third comeback!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
My Fair Hana by Sen Graham reviews
Yumichika makes a bet with Ikkaku that he can turn Hanatarou into an ultra cute shota-type in time for the tanabata festival. One part Bleach, one part My Fair Lady, all CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,978 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hanatarō Y., Yumichika A.
Walking in your Sleep by Haley's Comet reviews
She looked down at herself and smiled. “I am very aware of my noctambulism, Draco. So why wouldn’t I wear shoes to sleep, if I know that I’ll be walking around the castle? It seems a little silly not to.” One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Hugs by PoisnousPixie reviews
It was nice, but she'd never tell him that, and of course, if anyone else ever found out about the hugs, she'd deny it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
Nargle Hunting by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Tradition states that when one is standing under the mistletoe, one must be...kissed."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
When The Heart Calls by Isosceletic Triangulate reviews
Written using the LJ community 1sentence's prompts, a series of short bits about the relationship between Milo and Kida. From the mutual feelings of occasional culture shock to wedding vows, written up in no more and no less than fifty sentences.
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Changes by The Essential Word reviews
Aria is growing up, a fact that leads Kyle to have to talk to his daughter about the wonders of love and boys. Short series of drabbles meant only to amuse.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Aria - Complete
High School Sucks II: Summer Vacation by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
School's out and the Inuyasha crew are celebrating by having a road trip in America.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/2/2005
I Am Become by Mandalore Thrawn reviews
I am become the destroyer of worlds. I am unstoppable, I am hidden, and I am unassailable. ...Introspective one-shot.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/24/2009
Birthday Surprise by AzikaRue394 reviews
The Blitzkrieg Boys team up to make their captain's birthday actually go well this year. What could go wrong?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Just the Robot by ForeverAnimated reviews
Oneshot. Post 42. None of his teammates really knew how much this affected him. They didn't he was staying up all night, trying to sort it out. Would he just have to live with being "just the robot" for the rest of his life?
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Ew and Oh by black angel falling reviews
Tyson asks Robert to help him learn his lines, which results in an arguement
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Tyson G./Takao K., Robert - Complete
Alliance by vivzmind reviews
an Energy Vampire prowls the night, searching for robot prey and finding an unlikely partner in the process. My first ever fanfic, and its for BLoSC!
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Single Amnesiac Looking For Love by The Essential Word reviews
Kyle may be the town's ladies man but Max has an idea to try to steal that status away. ONE-SHOT. Meant only to amuse.
Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Avenger by fuzzi fox reviews
After her brush with death, the dead are able to communicate with Meg. Hades discovers this and decides to use it to his benefit. Full summary inside.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,752 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
Simian Bonding by PengyChan reviews
After a villain convention gone wrong, Ron finds himself stuck with Monkey Fist. Literally. And standing each other for a whole day while keeping their sanity - or what's left of it - isn't going to be easy.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Kim P., Ron S., Amy H./DNAmy, Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
It's a Journal! by Killing Curse Eyes reviews
The Dark Lord would like to point out that it was not a diary, that was a horcrux, but a journal. Crack!ficlet, no plot one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Gríma's Questionable Summer Reading List by star-breaker990 reviews
Gríma interrupts Éowyn's afternoon - she is trying to read and he ruins everything! until she finally gets her own back - it leaves him with a story he will not want to re-live again - and leaves her with an insight into his reading delights!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
The Talk by Peoplepersonsof DooM reviews
Matsumoto sits down to have an important talk with Hitsugaya...about the birds and the bees. And of course it doesn't go as planned. A silly crackish one shot. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sick by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* Whilst wandering through Ithilien Legolas has the misfortune to meet a Sue in denial who thinks she can speak Shakespearean English. Complete oneshot!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Growing Pains by Sen Graham reviews
Growing up can be harder on parents than it is on kids. Kenpachi learns this the hard way. Oneshot for now.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Usual Suspects by autumnsdark reviews
Kai decides one summer day that he and the boys need to do some more male bonding. Of course, stupidity ensues.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008
Buying Books With Luna by Invader Hog reviews
Everyone is in for a big surprise when they see Luna in a bookstore two years after graduation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Some People are Dumb by HellfireSupremacy reviews
Has a scene in Fire Emblem ever caused you to face-palm and say to yourself "What the hell, no human being can possibly be this stupid?" Good. Keep reading. NEW: Chapter 3, in which we lampoon Brendan Reed for being a tool.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008
Wellit was a good idea at the time by Reanult reviews
Just a bunch of snippets. Some of them are yaoi in nature. Nothing explicit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lily's Ultimate Revenge by Escoger reviews
The REAL reason why Lily never forgave Snape and why James became a much better person during his sixth year. AU almost certainly, but it could theoretically be canon, and if it was, it would be very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Layers by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku is wearing gay clothing. And it’s too warm.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
Addressing Ishida by ChaosHat reviews
Renji wishes he'd never asked. Ishida wishes he hadn't either. Short, humorous one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
Dark of the Night by Laulima1357 reviews
Revenge will be sweet.... when the curse is complete... in the dark of the night, he'll be gone
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,808 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008
Wings of Luck by Shoysrock reviews
A fanfic of Don Bluth's Thumbelina! Mr. Beetle is alive and well, and feels empty without his wings and Thumbelina...but a drink at the bar changes all as he rediscovers hope and learns a valuable lesson about treating women right...T for mild pervetednes
Thumbelina - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008
Simple Matchmaking by VampireNaomi reviews
Ron runs into Monkey Fist in the jungle. Takes place right after the episode Gorilla Fist.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Ron S., Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
AZ: Kenpachi and Yachiru by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
26 sentences about Kenpachi and Yachiru. Implied KenUno, Byachiru, and YumiSoi. Rated T for some suggestive themes.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Fate by VampireNaomi reviews
Even after Monkey Fist has been turned into stone, DNAmy is still determined to have him.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Master Sensei, Amy H./DNAmy - Complete
The Resilience of Bamboo by Liralen Li reviews
Kenpachi figures out what to do with a shinai while Yumichika and Ikkaku kibitz. Rated what it is for bad language and violence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/12/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Handstands by Kuruk reviews
IoH. A snobbish food critic, and a clueless jungle boy... Pierre, Shea, and the many shades of their oddball relationship. A series of alphabet vignettes.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Pierre, Shea
Blood Minus by Dilly-Oh reviews
Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 204,766 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Taking The Kids Trick Or Treating by DelMarch reviews
Zaraki, Matsumoto, Ikkaku and Yumichika, take Yachiru and Hitsugaya trick-or-treating around the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
That Isn't Me III by Yemi Hikari reviews
Luna Lovegood falls asleep in Potions class and dreams a very wierd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
The Monkey's Valet by VampireNaomi reviews
Bates hated to admit it, but it looked like Lord Fiske was going insane.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,198 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
BlondeBashing by Kinkajouu reviews
Max and Spencer meet up to reminisce, but end up getting bashed by their chums for various things. Verbally, and physically. Oneshot. WARNINGS: Swearing here and there, bashing and mentions of sexytime and anal probing. Don't. Ask.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Max T./Max M., Spencer - Complete
our breath rose in the cold by Aurora West reviews
It's funny, but New York City never changes. Vinny/Audrey
Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Gâteau by VioTanequil reviews
Crackfic starring Tsubokura Rin and Sasakibe Chojiro, with cameos by Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Akon, Hiyosu and Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni. Cake.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Rin T., Chojiro S. - Complete
Nail Salon Drama by chica blanca reviews
Mayuri, his nails and Nemu...need I say more?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
Through a Portrait's Eyes by dancing in daydreams reviews
Severus Snape‘s portrait was perfectly content with a quiet, peaceful existence on the wall of Professor McGonagall‘s office. But of course, there are always unpleasant disturbances, such as meeting the children of a certain Harry Potter… One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Dangerous Encounter: Mayuri vs Ukitake! by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
It's really not that dangerous...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mayuri K., J. Ukitake - Complete
The Birds and the Bees, Kenpachi style by MatsuMama reviews
Yachiru wants to know what grown-ups do when they're in love. Hilarity ensues! Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Chibi Chaos! by Astera Aran reviews
Bladers from all the teams suddenly turn into chibis. How did it happen? Why did it happen & what are the others going to do? Will they survive the experience?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,069 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Brooklyn
Father Figure by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
Zaraki has fallen and lies near death in the fourth squard infirmary. A devastated Yachiru is unable to leave his side until the Seireitei's other resident father steps in... Why Mayuri, what a kind and pleasant person you are...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Adventures of Demyx and his moogle plushie by Abe No Seimei reviews
Our favorite idiot, Demyx gets really, really, bored, and goes searching through the other organization members rooms... with a moogle plush.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,874 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Demyx, Zexion
Happy Birthday Hilary by Vitalini reviews
Hilary and the most of the G revolution teams are preparing to celebrate her upcoming Birthday while Kai and the Blitzkreig Boys have their own worries.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,596 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Kai H., Tala
The Xiaolin User's Guide by ribbonreverse reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a LE MIME. To be sure that he is a happy freakish mime with mental issues, read these instructions and follow them very carefully...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
Doing it by the Book by aviatrix8 reviews
It's Lute and Artur's first time together, and Lute wants to make it special... In her own unique way. FE8.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Artur, Lute - Complete
It Was Still Something by ForeverAnimated reviews
Yes, I know, horrible title. This one's based off of the end of Mira's Wedding. Oneshot. Marred, need I say more?
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Locked Door by snuggled reviews
Nearcentric, but it goes into details about the children of Wammy's House, and of L's ties to Watari. Includes Near, Mello, Matt, L, Watari, Roger, and even Linda. Full of Mello and Matt mischief. There's some fluff in here, too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,671 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
A Day of Rhyme by Absol Master reviews
FE7, oneshot. An accidental experimentation mistake, and the whole army has to last an entire day, in rhyme. They are forced into doing all sorts of stupid stuff during the course of chapter 26x, all for the sake of the rhyming...
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Who Knew? by Phobieh reviews
FE7: In the dead of night, will Wil confess his true feelings to the woman he loves? Or... blow it?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Reeeaaally by kishikaisei reviews
That was it. He'd done the unthinkable, committed the biology class taboo. Kyoya swallowed hard. Time to call in the damage control. Oneshot, one-sided KyoyaXHaruhi, rated for adult themes.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Defying Reality by Deranged Little Monkey reviews
If you take any part of this story seriously, then you fail at life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A New One by abyssjoey reviews
Isadora has had enough of Harken. IsadoraxLegault, IsadoraxHarken, HeathxLegault
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Isadora, Harken - Complete
The Day Zurg Learned About Love by Zurgakrakish reviews
“Oh, goody! Viewer discretion advised? That can only mean one thing: pure, uncontrolled, malicious violence! What a perfectly evil way to start my already evil day!” An Evil Emperor Zurg oneshot. Induces mind-scarring and brain-breaking.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
A Sain Story by keaira19 reviews
It's finally time... Sain wants to find The One, Mrs. Right, his true love. He's done with Mrs. Right Now and Mrs. I Just Need Her For A Second. He wants the real deal. And if he has to date every girl in the camp, then so be it!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008
The Valet Did It by VampireNaomi reviews
Ron, Yori, Sensei and Monkey Fist are in for a massive surprise. Based on the episode Exchange.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Ron S., Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
Science Fiction by Person4 reviews
They drove back to the base in an uncomfortable silence. Set just after Mission 12: "A Christmas Gift"
Elite Beat Agents - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Taking the Next Step by madHATTERo0 reviews
-sequel to friends with benefits--chapter three: running away from the issues- Inoichi’s aim was impeccable, and his target had become Naruto’s castration. -naruino-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
January Thaw by Kitten Kisses reviews
FE7. He was a general of Ostia, for Elimine's sake! Generals of Ostia did not blush! OswinSerra. Giftfic.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Oswin, Serra - Complete
Get Some Shoes by Invader Hog reviews
ONESHOT Draco stumbles upon another one of Slytherin's jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Barefoot Blues by Invader Hog reviews
Complete Luna is trying to get her shoes and falls on the Prince of Slytherin himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
I've Got You Under My Skin by Philyra reviews
AU. They drove each other crazy, on and off the dance floor. But maybe crazy is just another word for love. IkkaKiyo. Part seven of the Strictly Ballroom series.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Ikkaku M., Kiyone K. - Complete
The Mysteries of Fate Changing by abyssjoey reviews
Guy battles in the arena, and unexpectedly dies. In a millisecond, he is revived without even him knowing. The tactician Jenro had done something, and Guy is confused. Visual Boy Advance RNG Story Tactician's Mysteries Series.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Tactician/Mark, Guy - Complete
M a t h 3 m a t i c s by Glory For Sleep reviews
They say math can solve anything. Heh, it sure as heck can't solve the problem Conway's in now... Dawn/Conway
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Dawn/Hikari, Conway/Kōhei - Complete
Chain Reaction by Absol Master reviews
FE7. Watch as a rumour is passed around the army...and gets mangled into complete nonsense. Oneshot.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Disney Dilemmas by ThePinkSharpie reviews
Random Disney characters discuss their problems on a talk show with Mickey Mouse. First up: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Lost in Translation by tgifridays reviews
When Pai becomes stranded on earth for who knows how long, it's up to Lettuce Midorikawa to let him live with her for a while. [PaiLettuce]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Pie, Lettuce M.
Fatherly Instincts by 11X.d reviews
Mayuri's being protective of Nemu, just in his own deluded, diabolical way. "I will dissect you."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Mayuri K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Happy Birthday Lily by galwaysunshine13 reviews
Oneshot. It's Lily's birthday and Severus tries to find her the perfect gift. SeverusxLily fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Laws of Seduction by conspiracy victim reviews
Phoenix is left trying to seduce Franziska in order to win a bet with Miles, but will this cause his feeling to change towards the whip wielding prosecutor? R&R
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Franziska vK.
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Boyd's Beefcake by Ridell reviews
FE9. BoydMist. One fine day, Boyd decides to teach Mist how to make his famous Beefcake with Meat Sauce, but they get into a sticky situation when eavesdropper Ike decides to intervene. What will they do? Recipe for Boyd's Beefcake inside! Just kidding.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Boyd, Mist - Complete
A Handful of Copper Coins by Kitten Kisses reviews
FE7. In which Kent finds himself feeling...rather angry. Light KentLyndis.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
The Night Before by Shimizu Hitomi reviews
FE7. One-shot, CRACK. 'Tis the night before the wedding, and Serra and Florina are whispering and giggling together, looking as cozy as two peas in a pod... Wait, something's wrong with this picture...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hector, Florina - Complete
Amortentia by Lily-in-Utopia reviews
A 6th Year Potions class goes very wrong for Severus and Lily when Slughorn asks them to make a love potion...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Ramble by MarshmellowDragon reviews
On the night before the Cell Games, as far as Piccolo is concerned all Gohan really needs to clear his head is to be thrown off the lookout. Somehow, it was funnier when there were dinosaurs at the bottom.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo - Complete
When a poster and a puppet love each other by Suzuriin reviews
Regina hasn't learnt the facts of life yet, and the Circus crew decide to get Max to explain. Crackfic for Phoenix Wright's Kinkmeme on LJ. Rated for mentions of what goes on during sexy time.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Honour Among Thieves by aviatrix8 reviews
In an effort to deduce the tactics of thieves, Hector requests a duel between Matthew and Leila. Takes place before the game.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Matthew, Hector - Complete
The Work of Paper by puts foot in mouth reviews
Oneshot. Gin/Matsumoto. Fluffy realisations.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Scandal In Eighth Division by incandescens reviews
Shunsui fears that his Nanao cares for someone else: but who? Note: period setting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
UNLOCK SUCCESSFUL by DeFier reviews
Adrian takes a trip to the Detention Center to answer a question she's had, and the little gem in her pocket is going to help... Even if she's not entirely sure how.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Luke A., Adrian A. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7093 - Favs: 5,493 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
So Much to Prove by jina fate reviews
Hector figures out that he's in love with Florina. Opposites attract? Maybe not, 'cause he can't seem to be able to talk to her without insulting her or her Pegasus, and having her run away. Will the lovestruck lord ever catch her eye? REVIEW! PLEASE!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
Luck be a Shinigami by Sweet Danish Yummy reviews
Ikkaku's always been lucky. Rangiku, Renji, Rukia, and Yumichika are about to find out why...with a little help from Orihime. [Some course language]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Orihime I., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Rigorous and Thorough by DeFier reviews
Oh, the joys of playing with subtext. Luke Atmey x Adrian Andrews
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Luke A., Adrian A. - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Room to be Ourselves by Twilight Poet reviews
Two girls get expelled. Looking for fun, they decide to enroll in an all boys school. What they don’t realize is that things are a lot harder than expected. Especially when their roommates decide to show the ‘new kids’ a good time.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,369 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
I Found Your Diary by Fiver reviews
High school student Tala Ivanov finds a discarded diary in the halls and 'accidentally' ends up reading it. Finding himself drawn into the author's world, he sets himself the task of finding them. The only problem is: they don't want to be found. AU
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,535 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Tala - Complete
One Step Forward by Dennis reviews
In the summer after graduation, Daria must decide whether to lend a helping hand to one of her exteachers.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Daria M., Mr. DeMartino, - Complete
Bryan Down Under by The JohhnyMcKilt Productions reviews
[challenge fic for Natty Colombian Girl]They were made for each other! Bryan had the lock and Sanguinex had the key. But how on earth will these two EVER meet?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sanguinex, Bryan
Aardvarks? by MzViolet reviews
From aardvarks to plungers, ther'e always something stupid to behold. Complete.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Tribulations of a Perfectionist by The JohhnyMcKilt Productions reviews
Oneshot.Kai gets stumped by a stewardess on a cheap plane.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Kai H. - Complete
A Night at the Opera by PatronSaintOfBEGA reviews
Garland unwisely decides that his team need some Culture. Opera doesn't usually involve spiders, handstands and a large brandy, does it? Review and I love you!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Garland, Mystel - Complete
The Dark Fire by MoonliteWriter reviews
Kimiko has a secret admirer! And why is Raimundo so angry and jealous? And why does Dojo start getting closer to Master Fung more than anyone? Why is Omi an Egomaniac? Why does Clay eat? Why is the love note making everyone and everything go crazy?DONE!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,257 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Chase, Kimiko - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
The Monster That Is Kira by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
A brief insight of Light's thoughts about being Kira. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Foiled Phonesex by LumCheng reviews
[Matt Mello] Why is their number mistaken for a phonesex hotline?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Our Culprit Had an Accident by xoxfiresignx reviews
OS Wammy House. Mello and Near are trying to find out who did it. L is pretending to be innocent. Matt just wanted to play Pokemon. [Random HILARIOUS youngCC]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - L, Matt - Complete
It's the Thought That Counts by Bloom Flower reviews
Raito got L a gift but L reminds Raito of the disasters of his past gifts.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cotton Candy Clouds by Novelist Pup reviews
And chocolate halos. He could get used to this 'Heaven', but only if he got his leather back. [Spoilers, CRACK]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Direct Hit by BandGeek727 reviews
There was always more, it could always get worse... Takes place during The Slayer.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - XR, NOS-4-A2 - Complete
Popping the Question by coconutmandarin reviews
Nara Shikamaru is a decent man: intelligent, a competent shinobi...GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM MY SISTER’S BUTT YOU PERVERT! Shikamaru, meet your future brothers in law.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Everybody Hates Phoenix by CheeseburgerXinXParadise reviews
[Crack] [Random] Miles Edgeworth has a camping accident and it's all Phoenix's fault. As a matter of fact... Everything is! [T for an ounce of profanity and relentless bashing of the judge's beard.]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Squandered Potential by Kristen Bealer reviews
Anthony DeMartino's first year at Lawndale High School may also be his last. A precanon fanfic that explores how Mr. DeMartino turned into the high strung, eye bulging, syllable stressing teacher we know and love...sort of.
Daria - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Mr. DeMartino,, Trent L. - Complete
Like Ramen: A Dating Story by On Permanent Hiatus reviews
Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Teenage Counselor by Akira of the Twilight reviews
[Tyka MaxRei] Everyone knows the Bladebreakers have had some crazy adventures and now Mr. Dickinson has decided it's best that they see a counselor. Normally this wouldn't be so bad, but things only go down hill when a teenage girl, who likes chaos, decid
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,659 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Complete
The Onigiri Conspiracy by Black Lightning Bulb reviews
Based off the conversation between Ikkaku and Yumichika in episode 116 about the onigiri wrapping. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Achoo! by Anoffwhiteday reviews
After getting lost in the rain, twice, Rei returns to the hotel with a nasty cold.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Ray/Rei K.
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Coffee by sagewolf reviews
Ivan on a caffiene high. ...Yeah, that's the summary...didn't think it needed more...
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ivan - Complete
School Days by Dominus Princeps reviews
Before all the nasty Cruxis angel Kharlan mess, there were four students...a nerdy little brother, a beautiful young woman, a Twinkie obsessed swordsman, and a lovesick puppy. YuanxMartel, !KratosxTwinkies!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 8/9/2005
First Time Sharing by Sweswe reviews
Edgeworth has been invited to tag along to a festival but things don't go as planned and soon everyone has gone separate ways. Somehow Edgeworth wound up alone with Maya.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Miles E., Maya F. - Complete
Behind Konoha's Green Door by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
My thoughts by pen names r us reviews
Take a peek into the diary of a blader while their lives and beliefs are changed during a summer trip. Who the blader is will surprise you. Man this sounds corny. You can choose who the next chapter is about. Swearing inside. ZOMG! An update!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005
11th vs 4th by Aislin30a reviews
Relations between the 11th and the 4th divisions had a history which many members, especially of the 11th, weren’t aware of.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Those RULES! by Thoughtless7 reviews
[Sequel to Those EARS!] The aliens are back, much to Pudding's happiness, Ichigo's amusement, and Lettuce's...horror. Pai's doing everything to get her to stop avoiding him, but the Mews keep giving him these RULES! Same couples apply!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Pie, Lettuce M.
Now and Then by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Grand Master Dashi didn't feel like disappearing after he trapped Wuya for the second time. Jack Spicer caught his eye, and he decided he was up for a little challenge... But Jack just wants to be evil! Rating and category subject to change on a whim.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Jack - Complete
Out for an Airing by Red Lioness reviews
Chack! Chase decides to take Jack out on a date, but the Prince of Darkness looks at dinner and dancing a little differently than most people.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,411 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Chase, Jack - Complete
Hilary's Series Of Awkward Moments by Ray-Tiger-Cat reviews
[Oneshot] It isn't easy being the only girl on the GRevs, Hilary knows that first hand, but she never expected things to get more difficult! How will she be able to cope? Will someone be able to help her?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Daichi S. - Complete
Bakemono by Paraluman reviews
Unohana asks Kenpachi to get his annual immunization. Isane wants to die.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2007 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
Without a Blanket by Duo Himura reviews
Hector and Florina end up stranded in the midst of a blizzard. The rest of the army goes to rescue them... and become lost themselves. The classic blanket scenario, sans the blanket, sans the melodrama, sans the badly written romance.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007
Relocation by Asher Tye reviews
Shadow has been booted from the Ark and must find away to survive on earth. Lacking somewhat in the skills necessary to live peacefully amongst humans, Shadow turns to his friends for advice and examples... A pity all of his friends are slightly nuts.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,261 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Shadow, Tails - Complete
A parody of sorts by Deranged Little Monkey reviews
The tragic tale of Ebony Blood Rose Gothic Darkness Dementia Chlamydia Amy Lee. Mary Sues and excessive OOC. Note: If you don't get it, read 'My Immortal' or 'Ghost of You'. If you still don't get it, look up the word parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC - Complete
Parasites by Shini-Kender reviews
Kusari has a proposition for Rin. Short, silly minor 12thies fic featuring Akon, Rin, and Kusari. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Mayuri K. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of by DayLightScreamer reviews
Ever wonder what the characters in the games do all day long while waiting for the Hero? I bet you never thought of this...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Link
The Ocarina of Time: Quest to Stop Evil Fanfic by Justin Time reviews
The coolest story in the world! OoT like story with all my own twists, my crazy sense of humor, and a dash of awesome action! Read and review or I'll slowly saw out your liver with a dull rusty spoon!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,969 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Medical Attention by peroxidepest17 reviews
Follow up to “For Luck” Yachiru is concerned for Mayuri’s wellbeing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Making the Best Of Any Situation by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yumichika’s chilling report regarding Ikkaku’s fight with Edorad comes back to haunt them both.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Preschool by Fastestthingalive34 reviews
ONESHOT! All of the Sonic characters are together in Mr. Eggman's class. But what happens when the New boy, Chris Thorndyke, comes to town? R&R! rated T for language, mention of sex and blood. WARNING: A LOT of Chris Thorndyke hatred
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
A Calculated Loss by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku being dragged to shop is like fighting a war.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Life With A Sleeping Beauty by Werecat Boy reviews
Prince Phillip shares his humorous perspective on what it's like married to a narcoleptic princess.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Getting Hit by a Brick Hurts by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
Jack gets hit by a brick and loses his sanity. Now, the Xiaolins, mainly Kimiko, must tolerate him until he's normal again, but who knows when that'll be? Sort of JackKim, rated for possible content.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Jack
Hercules: and the Curse of Aphrodite by WittyFae reviews
based on Disney's Hercules, the tv series. Cassandra finds her world turned upside down when she angers the goddess of love, and it's up to Hercules and Icarus to help. COMPLETE
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
What's This? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru opens Mayuri’s heart to the spirit of Christmas in her own special way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
BS NO Jutsu by Oh-Tee-Ell reviews
A story full of random plot twists and the occasional guest author. Please leave a review of what you read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 225 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Sonic's LOST! by Nillek reviews
Can The Sonic cast survive on a remote island together? No! LIVNG DEAD
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Eyeliner and Mascara Far too Far by BOE-4eva reviews
DISCONTINUED For now! The 2nd sequal to Eyeliner and Mascara! After careful consideration, Oliver's back. and he's got revenge on his mind. What will Oliver do in the third instalment of Eyeliner and Mascara to repay Johnny for his actions towards Ruffer
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Oliver, Enrique
Identity Crisis by dement reviews
One of the biggest problems with dating TaeYeon, GaWoon thinks, is that she has an identical cousin. An identical male cousin.
Kill Me Kiss Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Disneyland Chronicles by Jase Andrews reviews
Ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at Disneyland? Find out here, with these handy short stories about TOTALLY TRUE events at Disneyland. Really!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
Banana Pudding by jato unit reviews
one shot . SasuNaru . The famous Uchiha recipie for banana pudding: add a cup of special pudding mix, a cup of bananas, and a cup of milk. Stir until thick and creamy. Refrigerate. Then serve with a dash of Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Friends With Benefits by madHATTERo0 reviews
[chapter eight: conclusions part two] The mood! You’re totally screwing it up! The perfect moment could have been ten seconds ago, but you had to go and make it an unperfect moment! [naruino] and a dash of [kibahina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Trapped in School by treekicker reviews
Updation with Chapter 13! :D Finally. Will our heros survive?
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,243 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005
A Special Kind of Idiot by DarkSeverus reviews
Renji gets to the bottom of a rumor about Ikkaku and Yumichika's past.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Missing in translation by Lord Cynic reviews
This is what happens when they don't have Urban Dictionary... Naruto finds out he's been mistaking his words all along. The odd way. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Brother and Sister by EfrainMan reviews
Just in case you were not 100 percent sure if they were or not...One shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Fun at the Park by SeparatedCow reviews
....why is Kiba stuffing his shirt? COMPLETE AND TOTAL CRACK. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Naruto Plays DDR 2: The Prophecy Fulfilled by t0talpwnage reviews
It's the sequal some to all of you have been waiting for... It's... It's... DDR 2 DA SEQUAL! Yes it is the sequal to the awesome Naruto playing of the groovy dance machine you all know and love! OOC for everyone! No romance this time because I'm a faliure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
Jiraiya's Hobby Has a Downside by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Jiraiya loves to spy on women at the local hot spring. But on one such trip, an unexpected encounter will traumatize him...and amuse everyone else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Jiraiya, Deidara - Complete
Kakashi when no one is on Earth by inunaruto reviews
Kakashi has the world to himself. What will he do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Good Karma, Bad Karma by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Hinata's been treated like dirt by her family for far too long. Fate steps in and decides it's high time that the Hyuugas got to meet her violent alter ego, Black Hinata! CHARACTERS OOC!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,854 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Hinata H.
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
You Agreed To Do What Retsu? by VrtraHex reviews
Unohana has a momentary lapse of judgment and offers to do something that she would never normally do… spar with Kenpachi Zaraki. KenUno with slight IkkIsa. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2006 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Save Me by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
It can take just ONE accident to ruin your life...
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Complete
A Time to Say Goodbye by Midzst reviews
The end of Team Lightyear, but the beginning of many great things.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Back and Forth by Second Remix reviews
Temari is given am escort for her travels as the liaison for the SandLeaf alliance. [Full Summary inside]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Flowers for Gaara by Ho-sama reviews
GaaIno. That's Gaara X Ino. It's Spring time, a time of love and blooming flowers. Romance is everywhere, except with a lonely flower shop worker. Could she ever find something special in a certain redhead? [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,742 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Jack's Train of Thought aka: Jack the Philosopher by Nina Elric reviews
Okay, this is a work of boredom. Jack discusses the values of being a solid human being as opposed to a bodyless ghost with Wuya. Bad summary. It's supposed to be funny so just read it... One Shot
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Jack - Complete
Flying by Midzst reviews
A pregnant Mira has become restless with her life as queen and just wants to go back to those days of adventure and freedom however a talk with an old friend helps her see the truth.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Lessons In Maturity by Project 0506 reviews
ABANDONED! See profile. The teachers have this bright idea. The way to teach their students to be a little more mature is to force them to be parents for a while. But the eggs, dolls and flour sacks are much too normal to be very effective...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
Signal Fifty One by SLWalker reviews
It's all satire, baby. Poor Buzz has too many women chasing him.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Driver's Ed: Naruto Style! by KarmaDreamz reviews
Konoha gets cars and are teaching the Genins to drive! Get ready for car crashing, cliff jumping, and granny hit’n’runs GALORE! Naruto style! Gai's plan to get driving back revealed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
Happy Emo Birthday Sasuke! by Determined reviews
Title says all. WARNING: Story includes emoparodiness, emoGaara, and Mr.Man Boob.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Inside Every Princess is an Evil Queen by Alithea reviews
AU and crossover. Maleficent is depressed about the state of villains in the Magic Kingdom. Princess Aurora is depressed with her lack of a roll as a heroine. The two find that perhaps the answer to their problems will come with the simple act of change.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Purple Sunglasses by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sasuke's in love with SHINO? Not if Hinata has anything to say about it! Oneshot, OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Sand In My Shorts by Kit Spooner reviews
A possible series of oneshots centered around the kids from Suna. First up: ShikaTem, Gaara, Kankurou, family traditions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Worst Fears by Hybrid-Sunshine reviews
A deeper look into the Xiaolin Showdown characters' fears... Finished?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
When the Cast of Naruto are Not on Camera by The Maiden of Light's Progidy reviews
The title is kinda self explanitory but to be specific, the stuff we didn't know about and then some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006
The Bees and the, Uh, Bees by Hikari no Kurai reviews
Iruka decides that it's finally time to have 'the talk' with Naruto, but nothing seems to be going the way he planned. Implied SasuNaru, Hinted KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto Plays DDR by t0talpwnage reviews
My first fic! Naruto plays Dance Dance Revolution! OOC for everyone. Watch the funkay ninja gang get down to their bad self. All right. With funkay music. Yup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,771 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Link and Luigi reviews
As all the important stuff happens, the jounin teachers reminice of times when things were less complicated and only Shikamaru was the chuunin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Manners of a Dwarf by The Yuggster reviews
Gimli brings Legolas to visit Lonely Mountain for the first time, and the elf discovers that dwarf manners are more complicated than they appear. Third place winner of the May Teitho contest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
A WinWin Situation by Topaz Talyn reviews
A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,043 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Kankuro's Adventures by Dai-choo-choo reviews
These are a few adventures we decided that Kankuro gets to have on his time off. These might include Gaara, Temari, or any other character we wish to include. These are silly, so please enjoy! Some of these may be A.U… because we have yet to see Bopits an
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara
Laid by Kit Spooner reviews
Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Ino Y., Lee R.
A Spark by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[200 word drabble] GaaHina Gaara never doubted himself until the first time he met Hinata. Set during the chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Right Out of a Hat by Crimsondansen reviews
On permanent hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,704 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
Rock My World! by Astera Aran reviews
BBGravitation XOver companion piece to Chibi Chaos! For Rae TB's birthday. What happens when chibi Brooklyn meets his idol? He behaves badly of course.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Brooklyn - Complete
Living With the Jurgens by Elves-Ate-My-Ramen reviews
Take a look into the life of the little sister of Europe's best beyblader. When she's rejected by him, she meets a few new friends. Will they make Robert finally care about his baby sister, or will they just make matters worse? No pairings just yet.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Robert, Sanguinex
Girl Talk by sna reviews
A hospital ward is just about the only place the kunoichi of Konoha have time to stop and chat. Set during the 3rd Ninja War. Starring Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Suzume and Rin. Multiparter. Part 4 up! COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
Car Ride by FastForward reviews
What happens when a Kiba who can't drive a standard, and a Naruto who can't drive at all get put behind the wheel of Sasuke's standard Honda Civic? Based on a true story :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dreaded Dance Floor by Kyuuketsuki-san reviews
What would happen if all the Inuyasha characters entered a dance competition? I would say...MAYHEM! and funniness involved!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,029 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Insert funny title here by pen names r us reviews
ONESHOT. Ian gets in to a bit of trouble when he's bored. Serves him right for snopping in other peoples stuff.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Bryan, Ian - Complete
You know what I hate? by Lolligaggin reviews
Ino, and the rants of her sweet suitor. NaruIno, Drabble, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky World of Naruto by She of too Much Free Time reviews
JuSt LeArNeD tHe ShIfT kEy! YaY mE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
Harvest Moon: How to Handle Life by Amber Glow reviews
Harvest Moon: It's a Wonderful Life, had it all wrong. Watch what REALLY happened when a young boy moves to a farm in Forget-Me-Not Valley. (Please R&R!)
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005
Itachis and Narakus Evil Deed by alesa reviews
Itachi and Naraku are bored...... What could they do? Of course do something totally pintless and most of all EVIL! Mwahahaha!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Roots of the Ivy: Extended Edition by Aranel Took reviews
The story of Ivy Brandybuck, daughter of Merry and Éowyn. An Alternate Universe story. This is a rewrite of my story first published in February 2004.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 131 - Words: 223,932 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Friends? by Demi-goddess reviews
OliverEnrique... The Majestics come over to Oliver's mansion and Oliver and Enrique spend some time together... YAOI! Chapter 9 onwards: Things start to change for all the Majestics and that isnt necessarily good...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Enrique, Oliver - Complete
Eggnog by fritzer reviews
It's Christmas and Rei has no idea what it is? Somehow this leads to everyone getting drunk on eggnog, marriage proposals, snogging, and stuff that Tyson really didn't need to see. A pointless Christmas oneshot. T to be safe.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Complete
Foxy Baby by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata. Dirty dancing. Alcohol. 'nuff said. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Know Your Stars, Beyblade Edition by Freedra Kyes reviews
You're going to love this!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004
On the Subject of Inuyasha Pairings by Kat-chan Is Grapefruit reviews
Just as the title implies...this is a corny little story in play format... kind of... poking fun at Inuyasha pairings.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Can We Keep Him? by Kit Spooner reviews
Three snowgulls, two tiger seals, one penguin and a Fire Nation Prince. The trials of Sokka. [complete, no pairings]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Bladebreakers Visit Places by VGMaster04 reviews
When the group gets tired of hanging around the dojo they decide go go and visit all the places on Tyson's list. Complete
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,682 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Paranoid, Lonely, And Russian by Somewhere I Belong reviews
Highschool. Hell. [His INNER pov]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
High School Sucks III: Back To School by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
After a nice summer vacation, Inuyasha and the gang return to school. Man, that sucks!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Where Have All The Villains Gone? by Ryan Phelan reviews
Why are villains everywhere suddenly becoming lawabiding citizens? One villain searches for answers with the help of some unlikely allies. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! FINALLY!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,038 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004
Men, Football, and Milk by DayLightScreamer reviews
There is one thing that brings all men together: Football. It doesn't matter what place you live in, football's everywhere. It can create perfect harmony. Who better for an example than Link and Ganondorf. Poor Zelda.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005
No pushover by pen names r us reviews
Kenny gets some advice that changes his life. Read if you want and reviewing would be nice. Oneshot. Kenny x well you'll have to read to find out. This contains swearing, so push off if you no like swearing.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Kenny/Professor, Ming Ming - Complete
Discern Your Actors! by Corn- The OTHER White Meat reviews
Parody based off of 'All That's 'Know Your Stars' sketch. What do you get when you cross the Beybladers with an evil narrator that twists their words? CHARACTER TORTURE! Rejoicing 199 reviews with the much anticipated KAI SEQUEL!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
That Sonic Heroes Spoof! by Mecha Scorpion reviews
A parody on the storyline of Sonic Heroes. Tails is a communist, Vector has defective hearing, Big actually stole Froggy and Chocola, and Eggman is somehow more stupid than ever. Please review. One shot only.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Switching Personalities by Sister Deathscythe reviews
What happens when a mischievous demon decides to switch the souls of ALL the Inucrew? With InuYasha inside Kagome's body, what will happen when Kouga finally decides to marry Kagome? Is it worse than him having to travel into the future to take a test? A perverted monk can do much in a certain demon slayer woman's body... COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,556 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
Can You Read This? by Darkhymns reviews
A story in which Charmy writes his own story. So basically, it's a story within a story. Cool, no? Now be a good little reader and obey the title. A fair warning: involves silliness, pointlessness, and cheese.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Charmy, Espio - Complete
Snow White and the Seven Pimps by BroadwayStar77 reviews
The revamped version that inspired them all. Much thanks to Alyssa and to all the readersreviewers who loved the orignal. Complete
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Harvest Moon: Jack's Troubled Life by Out of the Orange reviews
All about the troubling misadventures of our farming friend, Jack Harvest, a parody of a crapload of HM games.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005
Truth or Dare! by Astera Aran reviews
The bladers are bored so a game is played. Who is going to be the most embarrassed? Does contain Yaoi. Rated M for safety. Various couples.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,676 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
A Collection of Poems by Twilight Memories reviews
Title says all. Poem 15 is up! I am not putting up any more poems. Sorry for those that wanted more. Just to let those who got it wrong know, the last chappy IS in Koko's POV.
Zatch Bell - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Curse of The Ages by blackened-fire reviews
When two girls travel back in time to avatar world, they find themselves in a hard postion. Along with hormones, they have to worry about Prince Zuko. How could they have anything to do with the Avatar?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005
Scale the Mountain by Link and Luigi reviews
There are three flags located on the top on the mountain. Each team only needs to bring one back to their teachers. Whichever three teams bring a flag to them will be declared the winners. The team that doesn’t bring a flag back loses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Heteroclite Inamorata by Calm Soul reviews
[Oneshot] When Kenny and a few adults have a small little discussion about Hilary's love life, they find themselves finding out a lot more than they ever really wanted to. And no, I don't know why Voltaire is there.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Tyson G./Takao K., Kai H. - Complete
The Hyper World of Hyperness by Koru-chan reviews
Heh, just trying to get rid of writers block. Basiclly, its the Inuyasha story with a new theme every chapter ex. Fairytale So yeah...Its kinda funy though. It also has a few twists here and there. Including Kikyo's 2ND DEATH!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
Chaos Is As Chaos Does by Airelle Vilka reviews
Very short Disney's Hercules vignette. You all know the story of how Pain and Panic kidnapped baby Hercules on Hades's orders. But did you ever wonder who let them pass through the Olympian gates?
Disney - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005
The Butterfly Effect by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone has the opportunity to instantly change something in their past thanks to a strange new crystal. But even with the warning, they're going to do it anyway? Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,774 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
A Snuffbox by Smegu reviews
Tala and Kai find a snuffbox in the abbey.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Tala, Kai H. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To us, the nonexistent by AK-SilverGirl reviews
NOS-4-A2 managed to reassemble himself after the explosion and he's about to meet Savy SL-2 again, who is now a ranger. In the meantime, the vampire does a lot of thinking. NOT FINISHED!
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2005
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
High School Sucks by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
.:Complete:. Inuyasha’s life in high school. Story is better than the sucky summary says.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,998 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Office Tales by wolfenzippo reviews
Random stories
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
Day on the Ice by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Again.. Korimi is to blame for the title. Tala, Kai, Bryan, Ian and Spencer go iceskating... or attempt to at least.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Bryan, Julia - Complete
Defenseless by joshuaorrizonte reviews
There is little that Kratos Aurion fears. The tiny human being in his arms is one of them. (SPOILERS! One-shot)
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
Guilty As Charged by WindeSprite reviews
AU: Inuyasha is in a juvenile reform center for the murder of the prostitute Kikyo, although he pled innocent. Kagome, a stereotypical "good girl", needs many more community service hours before she can graduate, but the only opportunity is at juvy. IK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Consorting by Moonlight by Lzn64 reviews
Falling for a cleric certainly has its down sides. Vows of chastity, for example. SainxSerra
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2005
Best Buddy by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba's in a spat with Akamaru and needs a new best friend... and who better than Shino?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Early Baby Shower by Seventh Sage reviews
Not knowing that Lucius was male, Serra sends Raven and Lucius a cradle for their nonexistant Baby Shower. Implied RavenLucius.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Nomads United by Wolf McCloud-123 reviews
...Don't ask, please. Lyn goes crazy, Rath is confused, and Guy wants nothing to do with it! Read it, please... It gets off to a shaky start, but in later chapters there will be more of something that resembles a plot involved. COMPLETE!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Complete
Word Yo Dude by Anime Onnanoko reviews
Ever wonder what the Bladebreakers, Majestics, All Starz, White Tigers, The Demolition Boys, as well as Kai & Tala get up to on Halloween. Read to find out. Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
I Just Can't Help Myself by Kerichi reviews
TaeGaWoon – Lounging on the couch together one lovely night, Tae begins to have problems resisting the allure of...
Kill Me Kiss Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Complete
Christmas Innuendo by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Tala and Liz are alone in the kitchen... and Kai happens to walk by... [Holiday Fluff]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Unrequitted Love by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Love is a tricky thing. And Hilary knows. One-shot, humor.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Eyeliner and Mascara by BOE-4eva reviews
Woo Hoooooo! ! Go Olli! OLIVER, OLIVER! Yet another Oliver fic. Oliver is blackmailed and is forced to crossdress for a whole day by Johnny and Robert. He runs into Enrique...... Oooo guess what happens? COMPLETE! R&R
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,656 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Sitting on the Fence by basketcases02 reviews
(Kill me Kiss Me) Ghoon-Hahm comes up with a plan to steal Que-Min away from Jung-Woo. He's going to date Jung-Woo and he'll need a little help from his gang. Pairings are a surprise. [Complete]
Kill Me Kiss Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Biovolt returns by DragonCount reviews
A special tournament is being held in Finland. The Bladebreakers, the White Tigers, the All starz, the Majestics and the Demolition boys have entered to get better points... Finished!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
Innocence by Raiegki Leviathan reviews
[one shot] Saying sorry is something that Espio isn't quite used to doing. However, when forced to apologize to a young rabbit, he finds that being humble can have its rewards. [Revised August 4, 2005]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Cream/Cheese, Espio - Complete
A Girl's Mag by kulz reviews
The boys got something and it's something they shouldn't well, that's what they believed get their hands on. A GIRL'S MAGAZINE! What will they discover more about the opposite sex...? R&R Updated and ended!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Favorite Cousin: Johnny by Bakura13 reviews
Poor, poor Johnny. He's stuck babysitting his two sevenyearold cousins for a week. Is he actually going to have fun in front of the remaining Majestics? Or maybe get annoyed by his little cousins...?
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Johnny
Deux by LiQuYu reviews
What if Oliver had a twin sister named Olivia whom no one knew about? What happens when they switch places ever so often and something bad happens one nite? Summary Sucks... FINISHED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Oliver, Enrique - Complete
Who said I wanted to? by Kerrie-chan reviews
After the World tourny Mr. D decides that the teams need a little...'survival' training. Splitting them into three groups he drops them off in the Siberian wilderness, however it turns into a bit more than survival training for the D Boys.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,385 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Bryan - Complete
The Measure of a Hanyou by Cataluna reviews
Kagome would do anything to keep herself from flunking Life Art, even enlist the help of a certain hanyou...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Special Christmas At The House of Mouse by Cilicia reviews
This story/poem was inspired by the House of Mouse TV series, and focuses on the Hercules characters. No copyright infringement was intended. Just a little fan love. Thank you!
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Complete
Pranking gone wrong by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Tyson challenges Tala and his team to a pranking competition. The Demolition boys accept and the contest is on. Who will win and who will end up in dresses? KR TM TOC. Complete
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,948 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Babysit! by Fusion Isle reviews
Yep, you guessed it: It's babysittin' time! The Dark Bladers have to take care of a 4 year old, but they don't want to do it! So what do they do? Send her to the Majestics of course! But what happens if they don't want to either...? R&R! COMPLETE
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Once Upon A Narcissus by NeitherSparky reviews
Disney's Hercules movie only fic. How Hades met Persephone.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Olympus Can Wait by Pulpwrit reviews
Hercules H/P fic. Yes, another, albeit with liberties taken. Fans of mythological accuracy need not apply. Or followers of Zeus. **Chapter 2 up, with amazing kung-fu action!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003
In With a Bang by Aurora West reviews
The story behind Vinny's stint in the Turkish prison. Also features a couple other familiar faces from the crew.
Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Complete
Fiery Blue by Lightning-neko reviews
A one shot fic centered on the hotheaded Majestic , Johnny ... as an 8 year old. Not very pointless, is a bit like a prequel.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Complete
Jumping to conclusions by BOE-4eva reviews
This is a storya bout the Majestics after a loss to the bladebreakers, they get a little drunk causeing them to jump to some strange conclusions about Oliver.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Oliver - Complete
The Thin Blue Line by SLWalker reviews
Maybe things haven't changed as much as people think... and maybe the Commander knows that better than anyone. One-shot solo piece.
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2003 - Complete
The Untold Tales Of Disney by Ocy reviews
There are many things that are kept secret about the characters of Disney - Here are their untold stories.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2002
I'm Sorry by Amarth Obstreperous reviews
Gollum suffered alot. And the manner of his death is canonically important. But he really does deserve a decent death. .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2002
The Story of Psyche by J'dee reviews
Disney Hercules Style... this is based in a timeline after the Disney Hercules movie... it is adapted from the greek myth of Eros and Psyche... r & r
Disney - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 8/27/2002
The Hell of Finals Week by Booklover139 reviews
A HILARIOUS parody of The Bells of Notre Dame!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Complete
Unity is not for villains by TGA reviews
Zurg gathers all the villains of the universe in hopes to unite and destroy Buzz Lightyear and Star Command!!! Chaos abounds. Plus the new secret weapon!
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2002
Piccolo and Chi Chi by Bucky reviews
(Complete) Like many of you, the thought of these two, together, made me want to puke. But then I wrote this story, and realized that they didn't belong with anyone else... (continued in 'Goku and Bulma)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Piccolo, Chi-Chi - Complete
Prom Night by Bevin reviews
Set in the TV series storyline for Hercules. Herc finds himself caught in a quandry when the Prom gets crashed by Hades, but the god's not there for trouble-- just one of Herc's classmates. Not as bad as it sounds. I hope.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2001
The Best Birthday Present by Leia reviews
[Complete] Gohan's fifth birthday falls during the time when he's training with Piccolo in the wilderness. Does Piccolo care? And is he even capable of doing so?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2001 - Piccolo, Gohan - Complete
Sonic The Cashier by Demon Kat reviews
Sonic wants a new skateboard and gets a job. R&R. Not my best work (The end is a little stupid.)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2001
Trent's Girlfriends by Ruthless Bunny reviews
Who are the women in Trent's past?
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2001
Change of Appearance by Star Otaku reviews
This was inspired by Dendeshe's Change of Heart. In this version, ChiChi learns to accept Piccolo the hard way.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2000 - Chi-Chi, Piccolo - Complete
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Well That Happened reviews
A new creepy game is plugged in. Gloyd Orangeboar will have none of that "wait until we make sure the world won't kill us immediately" cowardice, however! It's a Halloween-themed game, right? He loves Halloween! Of course, things he doesn't plan happen. But maybe there are some lessons to be learned by new characters as well. Vanilla Peanutbutter and other pairings.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz
Trial Run reviews
The good members of the Shinigami Women's Society have decided that Momo needs to get over Aizen. As initiation, she must date guys from all around the Soul Society. Is it possible Momo may find someone to replace Aizen? -Momo/?- Different each chapter!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - M. Hinamori
FMA IDOL! reviews
FINISHED. The hostages were freed. Crack. OOCness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Mary Suicide reviews
Oh noes! A Mary Sue is loose in the world of Hercules! Can the Hercules gang and a fanfic-ing authoress save everyone from emo poetry and atrocious spelling errors? Rated for sues and spontaneous pop culture references. Crack.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Phoenix Wright: Daring Love Confessions! reviews
Oneshot. Just a handful of couples that I see happening in the Ace Attorney series. Rated T for baby making.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
The Day Sakura Died reviews
Sakura's dead. Yay! Various crack pairings. Rated for a bloody death, and a whipped Uzumaki boyfriend. Ever feel sad when your favorite anime characters die? Fear no more! Read to apply for a replacement Sakura sacrifice for your bishounen and bishoujo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Respect reviews
Edgeworth's on trial, and he desperate for one thing before he gets the death sentence or is locked up forever. [EdgeworthxMaya] [Oneshot]
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
You Can Kill Me Now reviews
It's time for the dreaded MARRIAGE PROJECT! But what happens when Tala and Lee switch the couples around? Crackalious goodness, that's what! [Various pairings] [Characters OOC] [High School Fic]
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Mathilda, Julia
Rock Lee's Grand Unicorn Adventure reviews
Three unicorns stopped by to ask directions to Candy Mountian. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
It's The Ears reviews
Kishu comes up with a plan that will make Ichigo love him for sure! Implied couples KishxIch PaixLet PudxTart. Rating for language and character death. [Oneshot] [Crack]
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Kish, Pie - Complete
Freakin' Weird reviews
Espio's got a new obsession. Do Vector and Charmy even want to know...? [Oneshot] Read and review.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Espio - Complete
So Much For My Happy Ending reviews
Lloyd and Colette are getting married! How will Sheena take it? Rating went up. Multiple pairings. Upadated Jan. 6, homies. Read&Review.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Sheena F.
Emo reviews
Sakura has tried to win Sasuke's love, but has failed. She'll do anthing to win him over. Then a new idea presents itself...Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Partners of Attraction reviews
Neji and Tenten are partners. No, not lovers, partners. Partners in a very questionable activity...Crack pairing TentenKabuto, onesided SakuraTenten onesided KibaNeji. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Momodo Drabbles reviews
Random Zatch Bell stories I think up. Rated for swears. Much OOCness...Chapter 13, my homies. [Chapters 1 through 4 contain retardness]
Zatch Bell - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
You are the Sunflower Seed of My Eye reviews
Uh oh, looks like Bijou's lost her ribbon again. The Hamhams will help her get it back! OxnardxBijou. Oneshot.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
SPRINKLERS! reviews
...What is WRONG with Kiba? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
Pastries Are Tasty reviews
A little oneshot about Marcus' crush on Merlinius. Rated for the occasional swear. [Marcus centric] [MarcusxMerlinius] [onesided LowenxMarcus] [Shounen Ai]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
FMA Know Your Stars reviews
I know there's a lot of these Know your stars fics going around, but i need to get over some writers block...Completed cause I'm too lazy to do everyone. [contains retardedness]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
I Wish I Was Like That Loser reviews
You know, Kane? The guy who's Kyo's friend now who beat Zatch up in the first episode? Well, this is is a story of how Kyo met Suzie in Kane's POV. It kind of has a moral, too. R&R people! Also, I forgot to mention...this is oneshot.
Zatch Bell - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
We Can't Love reviews
I wrote this when I was depressed. It's a oneshot fic about a very sad incident and Gollum.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Gollum - Complete
Grab A Hershey Bar! reviews
Find out how chocolate affected Japanese history! This a completely random story I thought up, but it's funny so please read! Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete