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I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 131,066 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 7h ago - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,076 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,852 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 3,737 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,289 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 3,782 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Saga by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,695 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron tracks down Diamond Joe and ensures his silence.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 320,838 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/5/2008
Limbo partners by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is sucked into Acaltha's portal, but hell isn't his destination. Belasco's Limbo just went co-op.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Xander H.
Water under the bridge by dogbertcarroll reviews
No map, no home, but plenty of time and new sights to see for the few Scoobies who have left for the stars.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/25/2010
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 2/13 - Naruto U., Haku
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4029 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,014 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 7,290 - Follows: 9,734 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,359 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 107,490 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/21/2013
For a Few Shepards More by thebluninja reviews
Angela, Neville, and Victor Shepard wake up in a Cerberus facility following their destruction of the Citadel. Something else has been abducting colonists throughout the Terminus Systems, and instead of pulling in dimensional clones of herself, the effect is spreading. Three Shepards, accompanied by three Taylors and three Lawsons, set out to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jacob T., Miranda L., Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/12 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 363,447 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 5,053 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Throwing Out the Script by Formulaic reviews
One year into Voldemort's rein, a confrontation with the Dark Lord catapults the Boy-Who-Lived into 1975. Will he be content to sit around and let the past repeat itself? Absolutely not. Time Travel. Not very HBP or DH compliant. Awesome!Harry. Eventual Harry/Lily/Narcissa/Bellatrix. Not a smutfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Harry P., Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.]
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,012 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,263 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/23 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū
Harry Potter and the Time of Green Angel Vespers by en extase reviews
A fallen rose, a green angel imprisoned in ivy, the amber eyes of an owl. By a dark edict of fate, a dying Harry awakens not in the afterlife, but in a time and place where someone else bears the scar: the 15 year-old Elise Potter... The Girl Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/30 - Harry P., OC
Madness at the Gate by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 191,668 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
I Still Say it Looks like a Nail by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,596 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Dis Guy, Eh? by dogbertcarroll reviews
A one way ticket to the afterlife gets derailed when the wrong person enters the portal...
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/25
To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,758 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. NOT A REDEMPTION FIC, THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,157 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 4,559 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
A Jump To The Left by dogbertcarroll reviews
Soldier, Tinker, Tailor, Slider?
Crossover - X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/20
A Different Sort of Naruto by Daniel Goldberg reviews
In the two and a half years he spent training with Jiraiya, Naruto has grown and matured exponentially. Now, after rescuing Gaara, he returns to Konoha. Will he find love? And power? And what of his clan? NaruXSakuXIno, DEAD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,741 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 4,080 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Stand Ins and Stunt Doubles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Alcohol kills brain cells and magic wipes memories, so why in the world would he rely on either one? Because there just aren't any other options. Xander's quest to clear his mind and evict past tenants may just change the world more than it changes him!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,509 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/6/2013
Harry Potter and the Power of Faith by Jonn Wolfe reviews
In an explosion of rage at Dumbledore over revealing the prophesy too late, Harry's magic apparates him out of Hogwarts. Half way around the world, he appears in front of the Slayer and falls unconscious. What will two abused souls do to the balance of power -and- the prophesy? Grey!Harry/Faith, Hermione/Tara, Wesley, Remus, Tonks. X-over Potterverse/Faithverse No Buffy or Scoobies
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/22/2013 - [Faith L., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Tara M.]
Links Broken, Bonds Forged by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander was kicked out of the group at Buffy's request, so why does he look so happy about it?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Xander H.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
She Who Dwells In Eternity by INeedAHaircut reviews
When a decision by the Sandaime Hokage seems to end Naruto's life before it can truly begin, his only companion is the one engraved upon his soul. A relationship between human and demon could never be one of equals, but that doesn't mean they can't find happiness with each other. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.] Hiruzen S. - Complete
And the Truth Shall Set You Free by silverskies reviews
Response to the Veritaserum Challenge. Starts PreHogwarts. Harry cannot lie, how does this affect him? And what happens when he meets an escapee from Azkaban?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Twin of the BWL by dogbertcarroll reviews
A new take on the standard Harry as the twin of the BWL, minus a load of dross.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23773 - Favs: 13,442 - Follows: 12,349 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto: Eleven by Geor-sama reviews
Defeated, captured, rescued, exiled. Nii Yugito is an emotional wreck, and the fact that she's attracted to the single loudest ninja to ever exist is not helping matters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,106 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Kill on Sight by plums reviews
Harry discovers Metamorph abilities early in life and hides them. When he meets another of his kind years later, he's in for a rude awakening. His abilities could mean his death. Thief!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., OC
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,489 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
For Want of a Clone by Professor Image reviews
For want of a clone, Naruto failed the genin exam. For want of a headband, Naruto stole a scroll. For want of a scroll, Mizuki tricked Naruto. For want of knowledge, Naruto learned the Shadow Clone jutsu. For want of a clone, Naruto became a legend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Ideas and Things by aszecsei reviews
My addition to the "Collection of Story Ideas" genre. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Luna, Harry/Tonks, Harry/Hermione/Luna, and maybe some Harry/Fleur/Tonks if I'm feeling particularly, ah, happy. Rating will be earned later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks
Code Immortal: Lelouch of the Ageless by Professor Image reviews
"Life sucks. Then you Die." "If only it were that simple." Not your usual Time Travel, AU-fic!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,281 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C., Euphemia L.B.
Harry Potter and the Shell of the God-King by alienyouthct reviews
The aptly named Department of Mysteries is home to a great many things that wizardkind does not yet understand. Luna releases one of them and forever alters the course of history. Eventual Harry/Illyria/Narcissa/f/f/f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,253 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Narcissa M.]
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,722 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Wizard for Hire by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 154,239 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Revan's Rotten Holiday by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
Ascension by thebluninja reviews
Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12794 - Favs: 14,650 - Follows: 12,172 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,845 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013
Firebird's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just THEIR war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU yr6. Note: This is *one* rendition of Harry from MY imagination. Don't like it? Quit reading & write your own. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beautiful Destroyer Sailor Moon by The Sage of Toads reviews
A heartfelt deconstruction of Sailor Moon set in the backdrop of the "Interview" setting, complete with alternative character interpretations, excessive violence, and a vulgar humor clad in black. This will get very ugly, very fast. ALL CHAPTERS UPDATED WITH NEW CONTENT! REREAD THAT NEW NEW HOTNESS NOW!
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 187,238 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Amphiptere by Lord Supremo reviews
Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,423 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Breaking Habits by TheIndigoRaven reviews
The dawning of Fourth Year at Hogwarts brings about many changes for Harry, including being entered into a deadly Tournament. After some inspiration over the summer Harry decides to make something of his life and get serious about school, and relies on a growing network of friends at Hogwarts, even as others abandon him. Intelligent!Independent!Harry, Harry/Susan/Padma HP/SB/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,269 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Padma P.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,912 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,150 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,419 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011
Queen of Crows by aszecsei reviews
He meets her for the first time in the bowels of the Department of Mysteries. In return for freeing her from her prison, she grants him a medallion which he can use to call her three times. But when he finds out who - and what - she is, will he be willing to accept the consequences of her aid? Harry/OC. Rated for gore and some steamy scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Harry P., OC
Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
Remedial Lessons by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU OotP. What if Hermione had taken a more proactive stance against Harry's treatment by Snape and Umbridge? How far is too far to go to protect someone you love? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Ten year old Harry Potter finds a dusty fob watch in the attic, and has no idea how this will change his life and destiny forever.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 626 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 6,131 - Follows: 6,430 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 4,406 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Human Plus by Lady Salazar reviews
Melody Pond wasn't the first baby conceived on the TARDIS. Once upon a time, Lily and James Potter adventured the universe, too, before fate forced them back to fixed points and prophecies. HP/DW crossover, extremely short oneshot AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
No Gods, No Masters by INeedAHaircut reviews
Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,662 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Naruto U.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 5,302 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Reluctant Lord by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,951 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,793 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 4,338 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
The Shirt by Crownworthy reviews
When Harry's aunt and uncle give him Dudley's favourite shirt, because it is too small for the large boy, none of the involved can forsee the consequences!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Labyrinth by Kroontjespen reviews
The mind of a prodigy is a scary thing. Hermione Granger's however is downright terrifying. AU. Slytherin!Hermione, Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 4,825 - Follows: 5,204 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Win Some, Lose Some by obsidian dreamer reviews
Bits and pieces are sometime the best things in life. Non-related Naruto oneshots, anyone interested in writing them into full stories is welcome to do so. Naruto/Many Anko, Yugito etc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 606,845 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,613 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gifts That Keep on Giving by apAidan reviews
A witch's 17th birthday is a day of some importance. A milestone. And Hedwig has decided that Hermione Jane Granger needs a slight push in the right direction to get her off the path she's taking. And if there's one thing a flying predator knows, it's shock and awe. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hedwig, Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 5,106 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Morality of Sacrifice by INeedAHaircut reviews
Terrible sins can be committed out of ignorance. The demon within Naruto decides to teach him the full extent of the Yondaime Hokage's crimes. Some sacrifices should never be made, no matter how noble the cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Sound of Rain by MarriedToWeasley reviews
"Of course, Harry had seen Hermione cry before, but never like this." My take on what should have happened after Ron left in Deathly Hallows pt 1. One shot H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3542 - Favs: 8,903 - Follows: 8,516 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Mage Rising by DeusExMatty reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 3,307 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sleep of the Just by Thimble reviews
Or, Everyone Knows Coulson Is Secretly A Ninja. Last Chapter: Who Doesn't Want To Hug Captain America?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,742 - Follows: 6,131 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Why Time Magic Should Be Left Alone! by sprinter1988 reviews
Okay, this one borders a bit on the "Crack-fic" side of things, but give it a chance. We've all seen the stories where Harry and or some others go back in time to "Put Things Right", we've also seen them miss their mark and end up alongside the Marauders or the Founders. So what happens when Harry, Hermione and Luna miss their mark in a BIG way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 329 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Average Sized Human by The Sage of Toads reviews
Inspired by the Art of Megasweet and others, it's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but with a much more human element so to speak. Definitely not for kids, but definitely for the bronies.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,573 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Neighbors of Crime by aszecsei reviews
An intriguing new girl moves into Little Whinging, Surrey. Another sociopath!Harry, I guess, but he's ridiculously loyal. And yes, there will be explanations as much as there can be in such a plot-hole-filled universe .
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Harry P., Irene A.
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury by Abused Wide Bellatris reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, major Weasley-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Killing Intent by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi was said to have been so powerful and malevolent that its presence could be felt from miles away, with a killing intent so strong it could freeze elite ninja in their tracks. What if Naruto received some of this as Kyuubi's host? One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,204 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,815 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Ikumi U.
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Apollo 18: The Nixon Files by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cave Johnson
Hermione Granger and the Crystal From Tiber by SmallBurnyThing reviews
Hermione Granger was relatively normal until one day someone brought a sample of a newly discovered mineral to her class. Named 'Tiberium' it would either kill her slowly, or save her life. H/Hr, Gellert as Kane. Badass Hermione eventually
Crossover - Harry Potter & Command & Conquer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Tanya
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 119 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Legend by ShayneT reviews
Trapped by an alien collector, Lieutenant Commander Data discovers an early 21st century android excavated from the ruins of Sunnydale and a capsule containing the frozen body of one of the Eugenic wars most notorious figures...Buffy Summers.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,194 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Data, Buffy S.
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Few Well Spoken Words by Narutofan401 reviews
A few well spoken words were all it took to get Orochimaru to go witness the battle at the valley of the end, just in time to see Naruto kill Sasuke. Now, a few well spoken words were all it took to convince Naruto to join the forces of Oto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Naruto U.
On the Road to Come What May by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry is thrown back in time after a mishap during the battle in the Department of Mysteries. Rated M for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P.
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Brave New World by May Wren reviews
Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,349 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bureaucratic Nightmare by ShayneT reviews
Can the FAA make Superman go to flight school? This and other questions.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Yellow Flash of Kiri by Narutofan401 reviews
Mei Terumi was visting Konoha to try and secure help for the upcomming rebellion she was going to lead. She didn't gain any help from the leaf, but she did leave Konoha with an unsuspected travel companion, one who also just happened to house the Kyubi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,292 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
The Duellist by Johnny Farrar reviews
A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 260 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Adventurers and Adversaries: Hellmouth Edition by dogbertcarroll reviews
Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Xander H., Willow R.
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
The Chaos Child by The-Caitiff reviews
More happened on that fateful Halloween than anyone could have ever known. The effects of some Old Family traditions might take years to show.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lynchpin by demonicnargles reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a critical mistake, thus thwarting Akatsuki once and for all. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
The Forsaken by Paladeus reviews
Missing Hokage challenge by Perfect Lionheart. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha by the Council. In the process, Tsunade and others leave with him, including his new wives, where they become treasure, jutsu and summon collectors. Naru/Hina/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,697 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y.
I Can't Believe It's Not 15 IBRC Certification by Lord Raa reviews
What if Shinji had different guardians? And what if he was exposed to new ideas during his upbringing?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,672 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/21/2007
Know Thyself by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P.
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4783 - Favs: 7,203 - Follows: 3,913 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Oh No! Not Again! by HermanTumbleweed reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Serpentine Embrace by MountainWind reviews
They're both crazy, there's no doubt about that. But could the craziest thing either has done is try to be loved? AnkoxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,602 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Stargate: Konoha by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
In which Naruto Uzumaki discovers that curiosity isn't too lenient on foxes either. Crossover with Stargate: SG-1, among others. Rated for language, violence and innuendo.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Of Harry and Harry by joe6991 reviews
What does it take to end a war? For Harry Potter, the last throw of the dice would count for all. Bargains have been struck and the road to Hell has been paved with the regret of the guilty. A war may end, but a new one will begin...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,549 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P.
Copyright Infringement by dogbertcarroll reviews
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Xander H.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stain by LT2000 reviews
Bereft of acknowledgement, bereft of friendship. Uzumaki Naruto treads alone down a dark and desperate road, and has no intention of ever looking back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,225 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Tomato by Average Naruto reviews
Time Travel. In Kushina's first day of class, she expected many things. Her strange classmate Uzumaki Naruto was not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
The Red Mirror by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,879 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U.
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
An Exchange of Favors by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander is tagged for a temp job. One shot crack fic, cause I was bored.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
NGE: Utter Insanity by Academia Nut reviews
A fanfic of a fanfic crossed with other crossover fanfics. This is post-Thousand Shinji getting caught up in Nobody Dies after the point where Aeon Natum Engel gets caught up. Two gods go in search of Rei across the multiverse.
Crossover - X-overs & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/15/2010
Assassination by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
A single friend is more dangerous than any enemy; every ninja knows this. Some assassins manipulate affection and trust to complete their assignments. But what happens when a game becomes something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Karin, Naruto U.
Top Dog and Biker Half shorts by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Assorted shorts from the Top Dog universe. Most of these are ideas I've had that I can't think of where to go with next; others are background-setting for things that'll happen elsewhere. Some stuff I've got written can't be posted yet due to spoilers.
Crossover - X-overs & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 4/4/2007
Belief by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto could do the seemingly impossible, because he wasn't aware that he should not be able to do so. He didn't know better than to try. So he believed he could. Belief leads to persistence, leads to almost superhuman effort, leads to victory. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,624 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 319 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
The Nature of Love by Nate Grey reviews
6 year olds Gaara and Naruto are exchanged by their villages. Yugito and Akatsuki are locked in a race to unite the last demon vessels. With couples you can't admit you love: GaaraAyame, SasuHina, KakaAnko, InoNaruKin, KibaSaku, IrukaTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 367,306 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Recca Potter and the Philosopher's Stone by Aleh reviews
Originally an omake to Appreciation: Some people should not be in some positions. When Hakaishin Recca woke up in Harry Potter's shoes, he promptly went about proving this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008
First Do Know Harm by dogbertcarroll reviews
Everyone wears masks. Xander finds out that Harmony isn't at all what she seems when he saves her life one night and gets a peek behind it. Of course her death via vampire upon graduation really complicates matters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Xander H.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Very Team Lie Christmas by Nugar reviews
Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9507 - Favs: 10,646 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 3,601 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Malediction by Hoshi-tachi reviews
When your name itself damns you, where can you turn? Not even to the gods... No pairings, Dark!Harry.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Harry P.
Walk With Me by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto, in his own subtle way, pushed everyone to do their best. To do better than they thought they could. To accomplish the seemingly impossible. Only afterwards did Tayuya realize this. M for a bit of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Karma by demonicnargles reviews
Each tailed beast had a power. Shukaku had sand. Kyuubi had luck. Good luck for himself, drained from his enemies. It was for this reason that Naruto was the luckiest man in the world, and his enemies the unluckiest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Divinity by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi comes to an understanding of death, of divinity and of true power. Kyuubi learns from his seal how to manipulate even the gods, and become one himself, if only by proxy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Lost Soul by Perspicacity reviews
Bad things are going down in Chicago, bad supernatural things. So what's new? A green-eyed mage from Britain arrives and hires Dresden to locate something. Once again, Dresden finds himself caught up in matters above his pay grade. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Father Knows Best by Gregg Landsman reviews
AU. It's amazing what a few negative opinions on the review board will do. One small change changes everything, much like the butterfly causing a hurricane. That and makes things somewhat more complicated on the romantic end. Finished with Episode 1.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
Tell Me You're Pretty by Paladeus reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 185 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
We Lost by wordhammer reviews
Following the end of the Deathly Hallows epilogue, everything falls apart. The Golden Trio dies. Time for an unhappy couple to get busy, only it isn't as easy to 'go Dark' as you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potters Anonymous by LifeWriter reviews
Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 617 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Meaning It by Itzika reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry begins a study of ancient magics that takes him to the edge of sanity--and humanity. When he's pulled back at the last minute by some of the most unlikely people imaginable, he's a different person. Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,824 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 691 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 4,530 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
And Now For Something Completely Different by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Lunatic Scientist by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,177 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ginny's Trial by Paladeus reviews
Ginny is caught using amortentia on Hermione and Harry. During her trial, Harry is compelled to save her again in the only way the Wizengamot can be assured that she is fully under control. H/Hr/L, one-sided H/G, One-shot, no real naughties
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Do Unto Others by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto learns to practice the Golden Rule. Incorrectly. Do unto others, as they have done unto you. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Return of the Lost Primarch by drakensis reviews
What if the swarming Tyranid invasions were nothing but rag tag fleets? What if someone was chasing them...?
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/31/2009
Transfusion by Lord Raa reviews
Hot Blood: Helping people overcome the impossible since forever! On hiatus.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,375 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Gendo I.
Wild World by HowdyU reviews
Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,996 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Roll With The Changes by HowdyU reviews
What can you do when nearly everything you hold dear is stripped away and weight of the world is lifted? When you're famous but no one knows your name? When you're powerful but none can grasp your strength? Just roll with the changes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Child of Quetzalcoatl by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
The Otherworld is dying. Meanwhile James Potter is not Harry's father. Harry is not even human, but something he never imagined. Sixth year. Gods, supernatural. WIP. Has been edited a little.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,995 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P.
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 3,146 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent: The Darkest Era by LT2000 reviews
Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Tuebor by Hugplx reviews
He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Modest Rampage by Lord Raa reviews
A case of déjà vu all over again for some of you, but there is new content here, I promise. Contains mechanoid-based bloodlust, comedy and an awesome soundtrack. Soundtrack sold separately.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2009
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Operator by Case13 reviews
After years as ANBU officer Mugen, Naruto must remove his mask to work alongside the man who cost him a teammate and a half to save Uchiha Sasuke from himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,071 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Taste of Blood is Sweet by Heather Sinclair reviews
Driven over the edge, Cho Chang enters into a world of death and depravity, where Harry is more than happy to escort her through. Not your typical Cho. Summer after 4th year. H/Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 123 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Cho C.
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 188 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Election Day by dogbertcarroll reviews
Some people take the long view when it comes to leadership. Oneshot!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Sabaku no Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Something intervenes to grant baby Harry a better home... well, happier anyway. Kinda. Harry Potter, Shinobi. Of Suna.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007
Puffin' like there's no tomorrow! by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Original Scoobs have gained in power and wisdom over time, well power anyway, but they seem to have lost some of their sanity along the way. HPBuffy Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007
Better than Oz's costume by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF where Xander picks a costume that actually outranks Oz's fourth season Halloween costume.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Xander H. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Overlord by Chibi-Reaper reviews
A little experiment... A Naruto, Disgaea crossover where Laharl claims Naruto as his successor. Check it out, leave a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,445 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
Touch me and die by demonicnargles reviews
It wasn't that he killed you for touching him. He wished it were that simple. It was that touching him let the other kill you. Naruto hated his power. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 456 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kreia's a what? by Sarah1281 reviews
In which an incredibly unobservant Exile stumbles her way through the end of the game, starting with the Jedi Enclave and refusing to believe that Kreia's a Sith, no matter HOW many people she's manipulated, blackmailed, or killed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Cold Blue Metal by zero0000 reviews
To save Uzumaki Naruto's life from the village council, the Sandaime declared him as Konoha's secret weapon and assigned the responsibility of his training to recently named ANBU captain Uchiha Itachi. Mildly AU. Probably going to be NaruKin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,210 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Parry Hotter by Heather Sinclair reviews
One Shot. Harry went missing after the final battle. Ginny and Hermione has found out where. No Ship, No Slash. Mild humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Dark Respite by Omagic reviews
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sighs of the Neglected Flower by nuhuh reviews
What if Voldemort complied with Snape's wish on Halloween 1981? What if the Harry we know used the Resurrection Stone at the same time as a heart broken Lily? Two different eras, two different realities...Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Promise Kept by Lady Salazar reviews
The Dursleys learn that Harry Potter keeps his promises, and Bellatrix learns that perhaps she has more to fear than the Dark Lord's disfavor. PostHBP. Rated for safety. Now with follow up, not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Puffskein Panic! by FurryNemesis reviews
Following a desperate attempt by those crazy trekkies to get rid of their little furry problems, Tribbles are loose in Hogwarts! Much hilarity ensues! Contains Snape-bashing, Snape-shredding, and vast quantities of cute dangerous furriness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 4/23/2005
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
I Don't Want To by bob-the-blue reviews
An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Misfits by Academia Nut reviews
Chaos is all things. Including those that do not fit the norms of Chaos.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Hell on Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
It has been a long time coming, but Uzumaki Naruto will finally get what he deserves. Crossover with Disgaea
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Was A Teenage Dummy Plug by Foxboy reviews
An otaku awakes and finds himself in one of the worst anime to selfinsert in. Final Chapter 13 up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/3/2002
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Black Sheep by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Uzumaki Aircraft by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
He observed the hawk in flight. He watched as the wind danced across the moors. He saw the leaf float upon the currents. And then, he got an idea. A horrible, frightening, disturbing, and utterly evil idea. What if I could fly? Collection of short stories
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,129 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Twenty Four Hours to Live by Heather Sinclair reviews
Tonks has uncovered a Hit List and a lot of people are on it, including her and Harry. Axe Wielding!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,014 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Death, In Glory by Apocalypso-33 reviews
Crossover with 300: The Movie. AU Time is a fragile dimension, and mixing magic with it has severe repercussions more often than not. What does the future hold for Harry, raised in ancient Sparta, then thrust back into the Future? Eventual Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,073 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Hero of a Thousand Retreating Backs: Harry Potter by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Featuring a Harry modeled heavily upon a wizzard commonly believed to be as important to magic as the number 'zero' is to mathematics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Wand Runner by japanese-jew reviews
It's not every day that Harry walks home from the grocery store to find a girl who seems to think that she's him. If she is him, then who is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
One Wingéd Angel by James D. Fawkes reviews
Shinji is back from the future to save his friends and all of mankind. Perhaps, when the time comes, he'll even kill Gendo. But Shinji's different this time. This time, he's not just Shinji Ikari. He's also Sephiroth, the Angel of Vengeance. ShinjiRei
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A.
The Other Side of Hell by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. HarryOC. No slash. The price of the war is too high so Fawkes transports Harry to the past so he can right the wrongs. However there is trouble along the way and Harry will have to battle more than just Voldemort...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 499 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2612 - Favs: 2,655 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
To Measure My Capacity by Uniden reviews
Itachi wants someone powerful to fight him, so he can properly measure his capacity. How does the future change when he decides Naruto is a possible measure? Pairings revealed in later chapters, input and suggestions appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,804 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Naruto U.
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dead Nin Tell Tales by windfalcon reviews
Naruto, fed up with the lack of support he gets at the Academy, decides to try and teach himself. With the aid of an unlikely tutor and the threat of his Nindo breaking, Naruto soon finds that there are many secrets to be learned from the dead...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,559 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Tangled in Death by MogtheGnome reviews
At Naruto's death, a Shinigami arrived to ensure that the Kyuubi was properly withdrawn and sent to hell. Of course, this being Naruto, it doesn't go as planned. NarutoBleach Crossover.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,094 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Harry Potter: Otaku! by Chibi-Reaper reviews
An old concept presented in a hopefully new way. Harry learns about his magic early. Warning, OOC, Super!Dark!Harry. But not Evil!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 299 - Published: 9/25/2007
All for One by Vesvius reviews
Naruto might be hated by the villagers, but he has been accepted by a much more important group in Konoha: The thirteen primary clans of the ninja. Not only that, he's been adopted by them. Meet Naruto, heir of the fourteen clans! NaruHarem. Runner Up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,248 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Naruto U.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
From Here to Serenity by Bastard Snow reviews
Buffy’s fall through Glory’s portal took her somewhere nobody had ever imagined. Now, it’s up to Willow and Xander to get her back.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,559 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 12/14/2005
Intent by lunakatrina reviews
Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The From of Running by FurryNemesis reviews
DiscworldHP simultaneous crossover. When a teleportation spell backfires at Unseen University, Snape gets sandblasted and dumped on the Discworld, Rincewind materialises at Hogwarts and Ridcully and Dumbledore are left to sort out the unholy mess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Severus S., OC
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master of Past and Present by The-Caitiff reviews
At the end of Harry's fifth year, a new player joins the game. Can he be trusted? What if by helping him Harry is releasing something even worse than Voldemort into the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,473 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Project Chaos by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry tries to kill himself and discovers just how powerful he really is. Mayhem and police chases ensue as out hero sets out to explore his awakened strength and piss off as many people as he can. Nihilist and Libertine influences abound. Harrymulti ship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fayr Warning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
The Jaded Series Year I by OblivionsPuppet reviews
He was not anyone's hero, he would not be their symbol. He had his own ambitions, he had his own goals. Harry James Potter was going to live his life according to his own rules and what was best for him. What will the first year of Hogwarts will hold?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,994 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Harry P.
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rebirth of a Serpent by Gaereth reviews
Naruto, found at a young age by Kabuto, is taken to Sound Village. There, Orochimaru plans to set the Kyuubi vessel to nefarious usage. Will Naruto be corrupted by the serpent, or will he remain strong? NarutoXTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 363 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 609 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Chimera: More Snake than Lion by Apocalypso-33 reviews
HIATUS AU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 89,232 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,347 - Follows: 2,841 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Bright Light Of Konoha by Daniel Goldberg reviews
At six years old, Naruto is adopted by a reluctantly returning Tsunade. As he learns about his family, and about life, can he overcome years of abuse and neglect? Will he find love, or only pain? Pairing uncertain: currently NaruHina, NaruKure or NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 125 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Genius Doesn't Matter by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, drabblish. Konoha has far too many prodigies, but Naruto is not one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Son of the Serpent by LiquidAsh reviews
AU. A few days after Kyuubi is sealed, Orochimaru and Anko take Naruto away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 131 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 2,815 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Ginny's Potion Woes by The-Caitiff reviews
Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rock'n and Sock'n by The-Caitiff reviews
AU What if Harry tapped into his Slytherin side at the end of his first year? What would happen if a slightly more streetwise Harry fought Voldemort for the stone. Most likely a One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Q. Quirrell
Young Again: The Rewrite by Taliath reviews
PostHBP. When all hope seems lost and everybody is dead, Harry transports his soul into the body of his one year old self. This time, he's going to try and set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
It Starts With One Thing by The Tooth Fairy reviews
It starts with one thing. A change of fate that no one could have predicted. It changed everything. Because on that night so long ago,Harry Potter was taken from the Dursley's doorstep by a Vampiress.“Yes. Satu replied, now totally serious. Did you do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,699 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Blue Elves by The-Caitiff reviews
With the help of some secretive blue elves, Harry learns how to humiliate Malfoy and defeat the Dark Lord. M for adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Carpe Slytherin by jon3776 reviews
In an alternate universe where Harry was sorted into Slytherin, the fourth Champion of the TriWizard Tournament competes in the second task in classic, understated, Slytherin style. Winner of the Pottersplace3 september challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ultimate Game by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry, Tonks, Remus, Bill Weasley, and a third year named Kevin die in the final battle against Voldemort. But their story isn't over yet and the game as yet unplayed. Features Knights, Pirates, Ninjas, and the Grim Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Lord Raa reviews
The Lord Shinji spinoff that you masochists wanted. Not to be taken seriously or internally.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,781 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Chessboards of Light and Dark by jon3776 reviews
Voldemort and Harry Potter share many similarities. What if Voldemort used what they had in common to train and manipulate Harry and his friends into a servant he can use. But even the master of darkness himself will find out that one cannot grab a lion
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,588 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Unseen by shadowmaster62 reviews
Annoyed enough at being dead, Naruto is forced to pay off a debt to the Shinigami. Working as the god of deaths right hand, however, does have it's perks, including messing with mortals, cool powers, and an amazing dental plan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,465 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/13/2005
Secret of the Male Veela by Mrriddler reviews
DISCONTINUED AU GoF. Harry Potter is revealed to be the first Male Veela in a millennia. Is he up to the challenge of being the 'one? NO SLASH, powerful, political, intelligent Harry. HMulti with Fleur, Lavender, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,332 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Three for the Fox Boy by Vesvius reviews
Three girls all love Naruto. But which one will get him? And will they be able to deal with each other long enough to complete the most important mission ever? R&R please! NaruSaku, NaruTema, NaruKin. Currently on Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Dakaath: Prince of Darkness by LT2000 reviews
Pre!HBP AU, Dark!Harry. A mysterious summons brings Harry to Gringotts, where he learns of his true heritage as a dakaath, a demonic parallel of the veela, and of his destiny as the heir of Lord Grindelwald. HarryCho, HarryFem!OC. No slash. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,536 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Black Kisses by Mehetabelo reviews
Harry wakes nightly from a recurring dream, a dream that has him on edge and unable to think properly. Who is this woman who is bringing out feelings of great pleasure? Will his perception of the woman he hates most change? Harry-VariousCharacters [WiP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,333 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 422 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Potter Factor by Amora reviews
Damn Voldemort. Damn the prophesy. Damn Dumbledore. The age of consent has changed Harry into something he never thought possible...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
On a Thin Leash by TheOtherWhiteSheep reviews
Harry and his power. Both held back, held down, oppressed. And now, Harry decides to make sure both are free. Independent!Harry, Possible Dumbledore and Ron bashing, HarryMultiple PostOoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 332 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Darkness Within by clen3k reviews
[Complete] PostOotP. The Golden Trio sit together laughing, all of them happy at the moment. A blink of an eye and the innocence is lost, destroyed from within by jealousy, distrust and above all a destiny, undeniable in its darkness... Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,014 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Betrayal of the Light by Hannibal ad Portas reviews
AU postOotP. Harry gets a visit from Sirius, and realizes that if he wants to win the war, he must forge his own destiny. Of course, it's never that simple, is it? Betrayed, he must seek out new allies, and form an army of his own. Major HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,305 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hell to Hellmouth by angelus cado reviews
Harry gets thrown into Azkaban, and dies three years later. However, heaven and hell aren't ready for him yet. AU, season 6 onwards
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Rule Number One by JA Baker reviews
Angelus is about to discover the folly of ignoring Rule Number One…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year Two by lasaireigh reviews
Harry's second year at Hogwarts is shaping up to be even crazier than his first! (Contains possessed squeak toys, prank warfare, enchanted cheese, and boar music critics) Warning: Don't eat or drink while reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,636 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P.
Of Blood and Power by Dalyon reviews
AU Something happened to Harry the night Sirius died. Something that will help him achieve his goals, as he breaks free from Dumbledore and learns to wield the power that's his by right. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,006 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Harry P.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Madness of Captain John by Fidelis Haven reviews
Swallows and Amazons: Nancy, Peggy, Titty and Roger must foil John and Susan's horrid Native Plan. Rated as 'M' because the twisted Blackettcest will destroy your childhood memories. Hopefully.
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2005
Inquiring Minds by C. Night reviews
No one ever said being Harry Potter’s girlfriend was going to be easy, but after 7 months at it one sly Slytherin thought she’d mastered it... that was until she was forced to explain their relationship to the inquiring minds of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,847 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Zaphod's Fault by drakensis reviews
I apologise. I had to write this. The voices in my head wouldn't shut up until I did. I probably owe you a warning. This is a Neon Genesis Evangelion crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Abandon Sanity All Ye Who Enter Here...
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2005
You Have Always Believed Me by funvince reviews
After a humiliating incident, Hermione ponders the nature of trust. Trust is a curious thing. It's like a window, fragile and easily shattered, but as long as the frame still stands it can be fixed and made stronger than ever. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,861 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Lesser of Two Evils: Year One by lasaireigh reviews
Harry Potter has a few tricks up his sleeve that Dumbledore and Voldemort will never see coming! (Warning: This fic includes possessed squeak toys. Don't drink anything while reading.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,434 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Harry P.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Until the End by Heather Sinclair reviews
Hermione's at St. Mungo's and Harry's coming to the rescue. Post seventh-year fic. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Sacred by Philosopher reviews
“You dumped Legolas? But you two were like sooo made for each other!” “Totally. ‘Sides he wanted me to like go to the Grey Havens with him.” “Shyaaa! Like that’s gonna happen.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
A Place For My Head by McCord reviews
BtVSHP Harry has left the wizarding world, but feels the need the continue fighting evil. Will an offer from one of his college professors give him the opportunity he desires?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 3/13/2004
Witch Hunter Basho by Manny PenPen reviews
A collection of various haiku for Witch Hunter Robin. Mostly humorous, with some serious pieces thrown in as well. If you like WHR and haiku...well, what are you waiting for?
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Getting Out or Dying Trying by C. Night reviews
I, Harry Potter, am trapped. But by who: Voldemort or Dumbledore? I wish I knew the answer to that. Now I am just putting my magical skills to use and fighting to get back to Hogwarts, because this is a battle I win or... I die. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,307 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Shinji Almighty by Gregg Landsman reviews
Tired of Shinji's constant depression, a special visitor grants Shinji a new position...and a slight raise in his status in the universe...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 12/17/2002
In the Know by drakensis reviews
Co-written with Griever. The Third Child has a spine? Where are the flying pigs and who is wearing the Shinji suit?
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2003
The Other One by Heather Sinclair reviews
*Last Chapter Posted* Buffy/Matrix Willow is approached by Morpheus. Parody!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
The Glue That Makes Us Sticky by Heather Sinclair reviews
Willow returns home after the incident at the library (Discussions with Dead People) and is telling Buffy what happened.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2003 - [Buffy S., Willow R.] - Complete