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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

"You wanna run this ship?"

"YES."

"Well... you can't."


A/N: Formerly known as "Censorship is a Cancer".

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Breathing Air by flyingnite reviews
7th year is starting, and Hermione finds herself without friends and struggling to hide an increasingly burdensome secret. Without her normal routine, she finds herself befriending the Head Boy and his fellow Slytherin, but will these newfound friendships be enough to get her through this difficult year? Eventual Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,341 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z.
Revival by elleaeterna reviews
On the Astronomy Tower, Draco Malfoy accepted Dumbledore's protection, but Hermione doesn't believe him for a second. As the war looms ever closer, Draco is determined to protect his family. But old habits die very hard indeed. HBP-compliant, rated MA for violence and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 156,581 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Severus S.
Malfoys, Mudbloods, and Medicis by crucialexa reviews
"Admit it," he stated blandly. "You haven't been moving up in your career because you're missing something... You don't seem to understand, for instance, that politics is a game. It's chess." "I've never been very good at chess," Hermione muttered. "And I'm the grand master," Malfoy smiled crookedly. WIP, EWE, Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,991 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/13/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z.
The Right Thing To Do by lovesbitca8 reviews
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,386 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dark Was The Night by woodie17 reviews
"He was looking at her like he had never looked at her before. She was beautiful, vulnerable, defiant, broken yet still fighting, standing there proving that courage had nothing to do with getting up and leaving." A story about the aftermath - and just how much of the war never really ends. Dramione - set five years after the Second War. DH-EWE compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,662 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Rick by Ashqueens Lavadragon reviews
Shane wants Rick's body. As usual, Lori is in the way.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19 - Rick G., Shane W., Lori G., Andrea
In her kiss I taste the revolution by PrideBraveLioness reviews
"Arrogant boy. Loving yourself so nobody else has to." Post-War fic. Back for the last year to graduate. Head Boy - Head Girl, but actually like...Good? Give it a try.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 10/28/2017
Worst Mistake by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews
One taste and they were both ruined forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,268 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Monsters and Mudbloods by s l y t h e r i n d o l l reviews
A Malfoy always wins...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 12/10/2015
How the Light Gets In by potato4 reviews
He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,762 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unhinged by writerspassion18 reviews
Running, hiding, secrets, and war. It's only natural to go a little crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,840 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 2902 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Star-Crossed by HeartOfAspen reviews
Three years post-DH. EWE. Slow-burn Dramione. A prophecy handed down the Malfoy line for generations revolves around Draco, throwing a wrench into the life he's trying to rebuild. Even more perplexing, it somehow also seems to involve one Hermione Granger? Angst and murder, fluff and stuff. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 178,492 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 15417 - Favs: 23,883 - Follows: 14,273 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not To Darkness by swinglikeathief reviews
He knows that helping her won't take it back, won't take back the tower, won't take back the death, won't take back the scar on her arm and the tattoo on his, but it eases his breath, if only a bit. He'd do anything to be able to breathe again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,538 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blood Harvest by XxDyingToLivexX reviews
First 9 chapters are set in Season 1-2 to help DEVELOP a new character to series. The MAIN STORY is set at Season 3. This story was written by two people: this story is uploaded on two accounts. "People in hell want slurpies," by Censorship is a Cancer is the other writer.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 70,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D.
His Little Bird by thewanderers'wanderingdaughter reviews
Birds should be watched and not kept. But Draco never was one to obey rules. It's their sixth year. Draco still hates Hermione, but finds he's becoming obsessed with her. Really dark. Non-con situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,100 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Static by galfoy reviews
The Order rescued Draco and Lucius Malfoy after Lord Voldemort turned on them. All the safe houses are full, and Hermione Granger is the only one who can take them in. Will she agree after having suffered a drastic nervous breakdown?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 4,174 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 6,525 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Periculum by Vethysnia reviews
The BB Murder Cases took it's toll on Naomi Misora's mental health. An encounter with a former boss assists in allieviating the pain. LxNaomi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/12/2008 - L, Naomi M. - Complete
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Slow Heal by DarkVerity reviews
During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Firebreather reviews
"Up in flames we go, you firebreather." [Marriage Law]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,480 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 7/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Luna L.]
Murder Song reviews
"I know he knows that he's killing me for mercy." [Eighth Year / Murder Mystery / Slow Burn / formerly Better Tomorrow]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/28/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Fractured Meridians reviews
"Ready or not, here I come. You can't hide." [Eighth Year / Spiritual Possession / Too many OCs]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Severus S., OC]
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