Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and One Piece. Hi! I'm a big fan of Naruto, Dragonaball, Fairytail, One Piece, Soul Eater, Erased, and a few other anime/manga. I have abandoned To Dust or to Gold due to it being badly done. I will not make the same mistake twice, so my second fic shall live a good, long life. o/ Any and all credit for my Avatar goes to: unknownsamuri from Devaintart. He's a wonderful, wonderful artist. The Original title is below: by unknownsamuri The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D 1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy 2) Thou shalt point out the parts you disliked, if any. 3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why 4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!! 5) Thou shalt not give annonymous reviews, for the authors might want to reply to thine criticism! 6) Thou shalt not flame 7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum! 8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism! 9) Thou shalt review as much as possible, not merely once! 10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations. REST IN PIECE TOONAMI. WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.' 7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.' 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.' 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?' 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!' 18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!' 19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.' 20. Whenever you can't think of anything else to say, grin widely, bug out your eyes and say 'I have Pez.' 21. When in a crowded elevator, fake hacking and coughing. Then count how many people get off on the very next stop. QUOTES (some of my favorite quotes some from bleach, Naruto, or from the good people at Fanfiction.net) "Every single one of us has a fanged beast hidden within the depths of our minds. It lies there, waiting in the dark reaches of a person's soul and it appears in our lowest moments. It doesn't matter how strong you think you are. When the beast comes, it is impossible to control. It can even end up hurting those who are closest to you. But if the monster can be tamed, reigned in with the strength of your will, it can become a magnificent power... and can even make your dreams reality."- Unknown (if you know please tell me so I can give credit) 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) ALL THIS WONDERFUL SHITE IS FROM: beast keeper 9! |
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