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Joined 03-01-05, id: 768029, Profile Updated: 06-17-10
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Black Lagoon, My Little Pony, and Bible Black/バイブルブラック.

Name: Nugar. Yes, really. Nugar is my name. In mirror writing.

Sex: Male.

Age: Too damned young to have seen the things I’ve seen.

Marital status: Widowed and lonely.

Location: You know that place people talk about when they say, 'Yeah, I went there.'? That's where I live.

Yahooid: nugarthebarbarian

AIM: nugarthebarb

ICQ: 37606443

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I do love meeting new people, in real life or online, and if I’m on, I’d love to talk to you with email, private message, or IM. Feel free to friend me on livejournal as well.

You also might want to join the google group for my original work, especially the new novel project which is taking time away from fanfiction. Just drop by

Some Kind of Fresh Hell and apply for membership. Due to google being assholes in their efforts to promote their own services, you can only apply directly if you have a gmail account. If you don't have one and don't want to have one, PM me your email address in the format of yournamehere at whatever dot com, because ffnet censors urls and email addresses. No participation is necessary after you join, but you do have to be a member to view the posts.

Quite a bit of my stuff has lemon in it at some point, so I can’t post much here directly.

Needful Things A quite funny and quite naughty Tenchi Muyo fic that starts with a 'fun party' at the Masaki house. Ryoko/Tenchi/Ayeka. Won best Lemon of 2002 on the Tenchi Muyo Fanfic Archive.
Aurora of Rainbow Fire Sequel to Needful Things. Only a couple of lemon chapters in it, though they get VERY naughty. Chapters 4-7 are actually stand alone non-lemon stories, seven is probably the single best thing I've ever written. Nominated for best lemon of 2003 on the TMFFA.
Misato's Copy Extremely naughty Neon Genesis Evangelion comedy written for a contest. Came in fourth.
Black and Blue Lagoon The uncut version of the same fic below. Rock/Revy Barely lemon, but probably enough to be against FF.N's TOS. Wrote it right after I finished the first People Lie arc.

Also, there are a few favorites I'd like to mention that aren't on this site. First, my friend Alpha Zulu is a prolific bastard over on mediaminer. Most of his fics have lemon in them at some point, so be aware, and he writes for some fairly obscure series. Alpha Zulu, or A-Z Mark II, on Mediaminer. Blood from Metal is probably my favorite of his. Full Metal Panic mostly, with some Black Lagoon throw in where it fits.

And, of course, there's the literally EPIC series of fics that make up The Shadow Chronicles. It starts off as a straight up Ranma 1/2 fic, but the currently ongoing arc, On A Clear Day You Can See Forever, has a lot of Sailor Moon characters in a dark and sexy alternate world. Yeah, on the surface it sounds kinda trite, but it's good. Really good. I even started a side story to it, but I fail in the face of Mark's awesomeness so I'm kinda stuck at the moment.

Then, there's the best Neon Genesis Evangelion fic I've ever read, which ties with The Shadow Chronicles for the best fanfic I've ever read. It's a fusion with Lovecraft, and it's clearly written to the point that you don't have to know anything about the Lovecraft mythos in order to enjoy it. Children of an Elder God. Also epic.

But, after all this information, what you're probably here for is People Lie.

NEW! Chapter 27, the third chapter of the Lies Made from Light and Fire arc, is now up on AFF. People Lie - about sex. Because you know we lie about sex more than anything else in the world.

Fanart: People Lie Hinata, by me

Big Fat Liar, by Buni-san

People Lie Hinata, reworked and inked by Tengokujin

NEW! People Lie poster, by MuninniguH

And People Lie Naruko, by MuninniguH, same as above but without the border. Yes, actually, that IS how Naruto's seal looks in People Lie. It's the Elder Sign from the Lovecraft mythos, not just a generic pentagram.

My friend Hardcore Heathen, who does have some good fics here on this site, wrote a lemon sidestory to People Lie for my birthday back in July. I finally talked him into putting it up, and here it is. Happy Birthday. It's my birthday and I'll lie if I want to, heheh.

We're also collaborating somewhat on another lemon fic entitled Tag Team. It's not related to People Lie, but you may enjoy it anyway.

People Lie and the bizarro sequel Ask Me No Questions are experiments in improving and maintaining my writing skill. I've never written anything using that style before, nor have I ever used characters with as dark and disturbed personalities as that before. Although no longer my main project (that's my novel), neither are scheduled for cancellation, though I can't give you any kind of update schedule. I've STILL got some hilarious scenes planned. It is what it is. It's comedy, it's adventure, it's horror, it's love, it's sweet, it's evil, it's heartwarming, and it's brutal. It's everything I've ever experienced in real life condensed into a single story.

It's all fun and games until someone loses a soul.

Or, as Kakashi would say with a grin, 'It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then you get the sharingan.' But that's pretty specific to his situation and he's an ass for bringing it up.

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Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5560 - Favs: 8,303 - Follows: 9,626 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
So, Harv walks into a bar by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 177,501 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Two-Face
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Genma S., Gai M.
Devil You Know by Surarrin reviews
My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 129,062 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/3 - H. Dresden
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,952 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
Siblings, Spiders, and Squirrels, Oh my! by Ragman Jack reviews
Tony Stark had never planned on a family. Or what would happen when he had one.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,087 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/16/2012
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 72,795 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 3/20
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 62 - Words: 245,253 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Kirigakure's Shore by Jonohex reviews
Haku is content with his new home in the Land of Waves. But when a ninja clan thought long dead reemerges intent on destroying the Hidden Mist Village, Zabuza's former apprentice must consider a return to his former life. Sequel to 'The Broken Tool'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 278,693 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Haku, Naruto U.
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 244,883 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna, Kirito/Kazuto
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,133 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Blue/Green (unspecified)
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,012 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Back Again by Waugh reviews
Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow build. Cross-posted to Ao3.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,198 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Bilbo B.
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 7904 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 180,905 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
Dragons by Annonimous4862 reviews
For a brief amount of time, the hermit remembered, and he felt he had to do something... and perhaps he did. But then he forgot, and just returned to his questions.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,367 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Eragon S., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
That We've Broken Their Statues by Nagia reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles into the Leaky Cauldron. She stumbles back out again with a Gringotts account she didn't start, a part time job at Hogwarts, and an awkward truce with the Goblin King.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,751 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sarah, Jareth] Minerva M.
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
He remembered being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a creature borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold, dead things. He is only the 2nd son of the King, a spare, but that changes when things rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming... but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 94,716 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
The Mission Stays the Same by Ursakar reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 239,536 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
Again by Niger Aquila reviews
Written for the prompt "Do Over": Haytham wakes up after he died, back in the body of his nine-year-old self. What will he do differently? What will he do the same? (Written before AC4)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Haytham K.
Gifts, Stolen and Received by Nagia reviews
"It's my step-daughter," she said, eyes wet with tears and hands trembling with fear. I heard a rush of air as if a thousand fairy tales had been turned upside down at once.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Sarah, H. Dresden - Complete
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3823 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Senshi File: Silver Warden by Irritus185 reviews
When Harry saved a young electromancer from some bloodthirsty monsters, he never imagined the trouble that would await him. Now between all the faeries, demons, vampires, and rogue sorcerers trying to kill him, he has to deal with mini-skirt wearing soldiers of justice. In the name of magic, Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden will punish you!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,356 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 216 - Published: 3/22/2013
The Blueblood Redemption by Stainless Steel Fox reviews
A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,190 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Rarity, Prince Blueblood
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Quantum Castaways by Dust Traveller reviews
Twilight wakes up one morning to a harsh dose of unreality, stranded on an island with nothing familiar. Harried on all sides by danger, she will find her mettle sorely tested, and learn that the best friends are those made when our back is to the wall.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,013 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Fire of the Fox by BullardCR reviews
When an ANBU quits running from his past, he makes a choice which will impact the Rookie Nine forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
And If That Don't Work? by Sunshine Temple reviews
CH12 up. With enough gun, even an Angel can be destroyed, AT field & all. Wiping-out much of the nearby area, you don't want your Pilot & Ops Director getting caught in the blast. With a proven alternative, Nerv's position has changed & Shinji? Well...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 254,979 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2008
Sleep of the Just by Thimble reviews
Or, Everyone Knows Coulson Is Secretly A Ninja. Last Chapter: Who Doesn't Want To Hug Captain America?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Between Deception and Truth by Lord Archive reviews
The Akatsuki has begun their hunt and Naruto has only started his training under Jiraiya. The means to protect Naruto goes beyond what any person has ever been asked to undertake before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,199 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
A True Test of Skill by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Bookverse. She might be smaller than a female of his kind, ugly with her pale smoothness and oddly formed mandibles, but she was intelligent; she moved well; and they had walked the Path together.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
It Takes a Village by Determamfidd reviews
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 142,147 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The Burning of Angels by wildcatt reviews
Absolution, and ways to live without. Kunoichi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,472 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/21/2007
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Against All Odds by Oreramar reviews
Cloud was destined to be the planet's savior, but before he could be born, something went wrong...and the future was altered faster than you can say "Wark." Rated for Safety. Alternate Universe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,825 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Cloud S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
In the Madhouse by Ciceronis reviews
After the war, Azula finds herself locked away in a mental asylum. There she is forced to confront her past...while matching wits with a sadistic doctor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,040 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Azula - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 26 UP: How to dig a latrine…and a mystery! Kids? Don't do this with the family silver.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,782 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Infiltrator by Djehuty3 reviews
Sometimes, a ninja goes missing. Sometimes, a ninja tells lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sasuke U.
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 457 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Father by frodogenic reviews
Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 284,822 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,625 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
The Passage by Stratagemini reviews
Coraline has defeated the Beldam and won her freedom. But The Beldam plays to win and the Beldam cheats. As time Passes Coraline wonders, just what is the passage between worlds?
Crossover - Coraline & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Coraline J. - Complete
Downtime by LavenderSkies reviews
Ever wonder what Sasuke's team does during downtime? A series of one-shots about life with Taka...the way Suigetsu sees it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Expectations of Development by kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Complications by Brownish reviews
Harry Dresden's luck holds true, and Corpsetaker picks a more convenient body to hijack. AU, beginning at the climax of Dead Beat.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,488 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Here Be Dragons by The Ryuu Victoire Tea Party reviews
To Hiccup, turns out girls are as much unchartered territory as taming dragons. Especially girls with a knack for swinging around large battle axes.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Hiccup, Astrid
His and Her Circumstances by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. Two years ago, it's believed the Fire Lord exiled Prince Zuko to distance himself from responsibility for his son's subsequent assassination. Five months from now, a boy in an iceberg will awaken. Tonight, Mai runs across a masked criminal. BluMai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,017 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Demiurge by Alara Rogers reviews
Jon has spent 20,000 years making life. Q says he's doing it all wrong. Could be either movieverse or comicverse Watchmen, since Dr. Manhattan's story is similar between the two.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Q, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan - Complete
Paparazzi by Lambotrist reviews
Shikamaru doesn't like having his picture taken. Temari hates having her picture taken. Someone has to get their picture taken or I have nothing to post here.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Menamebephil reviews
AU, Book 2. In which Zuko never left Iroh in the forest, and Toph never reunited with the Gaang, instead deciding to follow around the funny old man that drank too much tea and his bipolar nephew. Not that that has much bearing on this story or anything
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
Muma by Amaiko reviews
When you possess a rare bloodline limit, it's usually best not to fall into the hands of a mad medical genius and his equally deranged master. Pity that Hinata doesn't have a choice in the matter. Spoilers up to the more recent chapters of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,429 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hinata H., Kabuto Y.
Assassination by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
A single friend is more dangerous than any enemy; every ninja knows this. Some assassins manipulate affection and trust to complete their assignments. But what happens when a game becomes something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,642 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Karin, Naruto U.
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Practice Body by Polychromatic Idiosyncrasies reviews
To better herself as a ninja, Ino seeks advice and a "practice body" for her to perfect transferring her mind and possessing a male body. When she offers to trade tips on womanly wiles, Naruto can't say no... or stop grinning pervertedly. NaruIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Sweet Attack by unkeptsecret reviews
Chaos returns to Roanapur as the Triads and Hotel Moscow start their inevitable war. Old alliances clash with new ones, and the only person who can save them all is pressing out his collared shirt by the bed. Revy and Rock. Chang and Balalaika.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,005 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Rock, Revy, Balalaika, Chang - Complete
People Lie, But People are also Afraid by 3AM reviews
Should one be judged, be it by their actions or their intent?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
After The Fairy Tale Ends by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
To be a Vizard is to be a criminal in the eyes of the 46. With Aizen's fall Ichigo is cast out, allowed to escape for his service to the Seireitei. What happens when he sneaks back in? Early angst, starts around Chp4, some language, rating may change
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Ichigo K.
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2329 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon by Airplane reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,623 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Amare Et Sapere Vix Deo Conceditur by coconutmandarin reviews
They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Foreign Affairs by Amrun reviews
It's easier to die for a country than to live for it. When faced with war, what wouldn't you compromise? NarutoTemari, NaruTema on a technicality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,335 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
The Uchiha Guide to Population Control by buduica reviews
Clans will go to extreme lengths to protect their prized bloodline. Sasuke and Sakura find this out the not-so hard way when the clan's paranoia comes back to haunt them. SakuSasu with hints of SasuNaru and SakuSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,924 - Follows: 3,219 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Operation Icarus by Random1377 reviews
Crossover fiction. Full Metal Panic and Gunslinger Girl. T for violence and action. Complete
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,555 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent: The Darkest Era by LT2000 reviews
Sequel to Nine Tailed Serpent. Uzumaki Naruto made an impulsive deal with a crimson-eyed devil, leaving his home and friends behind. Now, he wagers his life on a hopeless plan to obliterate Akatsuki from within, with naught but his existence as the prize.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,127 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Suffer Not a Machine by DrMckay reviews
This is a tribute to JA Baker's First Contact Series, in which the Cylon Six is killed in many varied universes for your entertainment. A BSG/Dune Crossover written by a friend, edited by me and posted at his request, to see if folks like it.
Crossover - Dune & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Number Six - Complete
A Portrait of Youth by JanuaryFriend reviews
What is life, without a few good friends by your side? Snapshots from the youth of Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,902 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Team Gai - Complete
The Open Door by Academia Nut reviews
There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 230,404 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Food for Thought by RakeeshJ4 reviews
How does Konoha eat, anyway? Why does Naruto care? A story about how Naruto decided to go slow and steady, in at least one way, towards his dream of becoming Hokage. Has expanded to become an action/adventure/intrigue story. Rated 'M' for chapter 11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,607 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
A Chance to Change Fate by HypnotoadServant reviews
Kallen is given the chance to change history and save Lelouch from himself. // Kallen x Lelouch, retelling of later part of R2.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
Shadow of the Eastern Jewel by Amigodude reviews
Is Rock dead? Who will Revy kill? What is Benny up to? What does Eda want? Will Sawyer use the chainsaw? And where is the gold of the Eastern Jewel?
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,593 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Paperwork Ninja Memories by Goldenkizamu reviews
Greatest stories never told. Update: The Ring!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
The Lost Years by Hardcore Heathen reviews
The first six years of Uzumaki Naruto's life are a carefully concealed mystery, most especially from the boy himself. Those hidden years, years of betrayal, death, and absolute servitude have been lost...until now. Recently rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Hyuga by JanuaryFriend reviews
The heartbreaking saga of Konoha's darkest clan from its beginning to destruction. [NejiTen, NaruHina] [Adult themes, canon until Fourth Shinobi World War] [Hiatus; undergoing revisions]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,151 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H., Hanabi H., Hizashi H.
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Level Up! Love! by weluvgirlswithglasses reviews
High school life won't last forever. The two of you had better stop screwing around if you want to advance before graduation. Konami.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,564 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
Examination by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Rite of passage. Mark of progress. Things change; adapt or die. :futurefic; slight AU; slight ooc due to maturity; secondary AACs: :NejSak; NarHin; ShiTem; KibIno: Finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 78,421 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great and Terrible: The Emperor's War by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sequel to, The Hokage Great and Terrible. Ten years after the destruction of Konoha Naruto leads the village of Minato through a time of chaos and division. He hopes for a new age of peace. But a new kind of war is coming. Naruto X Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
My Dignity Doesn't Look Good in a Sunhat by Lellian reviews
‘According to official looking documents of a very questionable validity, Hyuuga Neji is classified as insane.’ Contains Neji-abuse, sand in uncomfortable places and a sunhat with a bow. School’s out for summer. NejiTenLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Toil & Trouble by Laryna6 reviews
Post-anime. Making that deal with the devil Neuro changed Yako and her life forever. He taught her to look gift horses in the mouth, for one thing. Now she's going to have to fight with all the strength he's given her against the monstrous New Bloodline.
Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Yako K., X - Complete
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,097 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
A Square Peg in a Round Hole by MarbleGlove reviews
or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Crossover - Highlander & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Methos - Complete
Blue Eyeshadow by Kuroeia reviews
l Sakura x girl!Naruto l There were very few ways to cheer a furious Sakura up, but this was definitely one of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
As Awkward As They Come by NoMittens reviews
The door opened to an unkempt, quasinude, shorthaired, blonde man, who stood scratching the spiral on his stomach. In boxers. With a shotgun. [Sakura has dating problems: Naruto and Sasuke. What's a girl to do? Get even.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Learning by ashez2ashes reviews
Hinata and Naruto have a moment underneath the moonlight... but not exactly the type of moment she'd like to have. Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,740 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 4,942 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
It's the Thought that Counts by Gladrial10 reviews
The Joker is a hard man to shop for but this year Harley's determined to get him the best present ever. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
How the Other Half Lives by SicTransitGloria reviews
He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hayate G., Sakura H. - Complete
Rock Idols by Istoria reviews
A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Fast Forward by twitch and spaz reviews
While Naruto fights Sasuke to stop him from going to Orochimaru, they are mysteriously thrown fifteen years into the future. In this time, Naruto and Sasuke have vanished and left behind many secrets. Namely two. SasuSaku, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,997 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Amateur Psychology by Quillslinger reviews
Mycenaean feminist theory. Nihilism. Selective blindness as an art form. Hyuugacest, Hanabi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Hanabi H., Hinata H. - Complete
Issues of Morality by SteamedBun reviews
As a Hokage, part of Tsunade's duties is to fill out paperwork, to make a decision to accompany each signature. Some few of these are important, but the majority merely differentiate between those who may live and those who must die.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
PN: True Confessions of a Paperwork Ninja by Goldenkizamu reviews
You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Kink by DrerrRedclaw reviews
He wonders why he'd never thought of this before. Shikatem. Lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sand Walker by Shi-koi reviews
Gaara travels, and sometimes he feels like he's connected to every single grain of sand in creation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Big Top Antics by Istoria reviews
Tsunade is determined to make her team's first unsupervised mission go flawlessly. But considering who her teammates are did she really expect them to succeed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Reunion by desolate butterfly reviews
[SasuSaku, NaruSaku] Sasuke finally comes home to the rest of Team Seven. THIS IS NOT A HAPPY STORY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coping Mechanism by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji has to cope with no longer being the center of Tenten's attention. Neji has never been good at coping. [NejiTen] with a side of [Naru?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,304 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Campfire by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Ninety Eight by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Me and My Shadow by DrerrRedclaw reviews
Temari, Black Queen of the Sands, and an anniversary she'd rather forget. ShikaTema. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by The Sh33p reviews
On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dismissed by DK reviews
The mob speaks. The quest grinds on. Have you forgotten, Ramza, or did you never see?
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
What it is to Win by link no miko reviews
Shikamaru hates training. Temari disagrees. And her training isn't exactly the type he's used to. [ShikmaruTemari oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Make of a Captain by Tavia reviews
In a universe where the Enterprise never fights Klingons and Kirk leads a gang of pirates, what will happen when Kirk comes together with the people we know as his closest friends? Update 7-10-04! -COMPLETE-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,988 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Complete
Novicain for the Soul by logan reviews
naota&Mamimi its been six years since haruko and mamimi left madbase. naota has withdrawn from his friends and more or less given up on the conventional life. he plays bas guitar down at a club and find that with every day the despair and numbness grow
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2004
Living in the Red Light by E Kelly reviews
A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/30/2001
A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 1: the stories about Catwoman are getting out of hand
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2001 - Published: 3/8/2001 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Bridle Black reviews
When Twilight Sparkle suggested they all go see the new racy movie that just came out of Canterlot, Dash was all for it. Now she and her friends have to sit through a horror movie that also has kissing and hugging and all kinds of weird stuff. No pairing.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Bible Black/バイブルブラック - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
Anything and Everything reviews
AU It finally happened. Hinata was made heir to the clan, and Hanabi was going to be sealed. Desperate, she promises anything and everything to any man or being who can give her freedom. The Kyubi answers, and a deal is made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,784 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ask Me No Questions reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Ignorance is Bliss reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
People Lie reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Experimentation reviews
"Hey, Naruto, do you want to come over to a quiet room in the hospital and 'experiment' with me?" Sakura asked coyly. Naruto, naturally, agreed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
If Only reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's Just a Step to the Left reviews
Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 145 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
A Very Team Lie Christmas reviews
Team Lie has to save Christmas, despite generally being on the naughty list themselves. While they're at it, they decide that the holiday could use a little... tweaking. Written as a present to my readers. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Oasis reviews
They couldn't break her spirit, so they killed her mind. Dark themed but mostly hopeful/happy. Oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Complete
Black and Blue Lagoon reviews
Rock and an unconscious Revy end up adrift after a botched pirating job, finally ending up on a deserted island. Revy sees a new side to Rock as he fights man and nature to save her, but the real danger may be more insidious. They're out of cigarettes.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
The Lie of Night reviews
A side story to Mark MacKinnon’s On a Clear Day You Can See Forever, written with permission. The Leaf Ninja find themselves at the heart of the events that lead to the Long Dark. It's a dark, sexy world Mark created, and I'm just playing in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2007