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Joined 03-01-05, id: 768036
Author has written 9 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and G. I. Joe.

Well, I started out here with a couple of ideas I had for Transformer parodies, specifically improving... er, spoofing... one specific issue of the old Marvel comic series. Then, I started writing out other silly Transformer story ideas which I'd had, and started to have a couple of thoughts for G.I. Joe pieces, as well (inspired in part by other silly Joe writers here, particularly Red Witch). Obviously, both of these franchises are firmly in my brain, so please consider all of the humor to be in the "fond teasing" category. I actually do have one or two concepts for "serious" Transformer stories which I will someday get around to fully writing out and submitting, as well as an open-ended, if decidedly less serious, G.I. Joe series which I mean to start sometime soon. And,I may branch out into other franchises, as well. (All of which would be easier to achieve if I didn't have to work ...) A big thank you to everyone who has read and/or reviewed my work - and an apology to anyone I've kept waiting too long for another chapter of something. Thank you to anyone who has taken or will take the time to read my stuff - I hope you get some worthwhile entertainment out of the bargain.

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Year Of The Cobra by Red Witch reviews
Join our favorite terrorist organization as they go through a typical year trying by any means necessary to rule the world.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,168 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro
Ghost In The Cobra by Gage39 reviews
Starscream travels back in time and finds a peculiar fleshling in need of assistance. My version of 'Starscream and Cobra Commander' being the same person. Better than it sounds!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Starscream, Cobra Commander - Complete
Know Your Joe: Cover Girl by Red Witch reviews
Co-Written with ColdFusion 180! This time Quick Kick and Short Fuse put on a show the Joes actually want to see. Well, most of them.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Cover Girl, Quick Kick - Complete
The Static Cling Ring by Red Witch reviews
Cobra is still struggling to regain its past glory. It's going to be a long haul people. Especially with Cobra Commander's fondness for dating websites.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Six Rusted Anchors And A Set Of Steves by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Cobras try to improve their fortunes. But will they actually succeed for once? It's not like things can get much worse. Oh wait they can...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
A Knack For Attracting Idiots by Red Witch reviews
Once again the Cobras get into trouble, but this time it comes in a familiar form. Can they escape another blast from the past or will they be doomed? Actually either way they're doomed so...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Great Ball by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras crash a high society masquerade ball. These people have no class.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Mad As A Drunken Mongoose by Red Witch reviews
Another reason why Cobra Commander is so insane is discussed among the Cobras.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Cobra Commander - Complete
Bring On The Cannibals by Red Witch reviews
After escaping from GI Joe, the Cobras find themselves on a desered island. Well it's not exactly deserted. This won't end well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Pirates by Red Witch reviews
The Bad News: The Cobras are attacked by pirates. The Good News: These pirates are just as hopless as they are.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Thank God The Cobra Bar Is Open by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras celebrate the end of another disasterous year with a song parody.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Cobra Christmas by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander hatches another dastardly plan on Christmas Eve. Let the holiday hijinxs commence! Filled with political incorrectness, skewering of holiday traditions and rampaging animals! In other words a typical Cobra holiday celebration.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
You Can't Go Home Again Cobra Commander by Red Witch reviews
On 12/12/12 the Cobras finally manage to return to their base. Of course you know the trip is a huge disaster and an even bigger one is waiting for them.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The Journal Of Desmond DeBarclay by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander thinks he has found a solution to his cash problem. Thinks is the operative word here...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The Evolution of Mr Peepers by Red Witch reviews
Things get a bit more out of control than usual as Cobra Commander tries to find a way to escape the Coutness' control. Fortunately for him Destro and the Baroness manage to help out in that department. And by help I mean make everything worse.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Looking At An Annoying Little Mirror by Red Witch reviews
The Cobra gang and their latest allies land at their next base. Destro and the Baroness get a harsh reality check. But not as harsh as the one Cobra Commander gets.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Baroness, Destro - Complete
One Night in Bangkok by Red Witch reviews
While Cobra Commander and the gang have fun in Bangkok they run into a few familiar faces. And then things get really weird. Blame it on the Chess song.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The Up Or The Shut by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras reunite with Destro and his new girlfriend. Proving that the more things change, the more headaches you get.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
On The Road With Cobra Commander by Red Witch reviews
What's left of Cobra High Command goes on a road trip. Watch out world! It's Cobras gone wild!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Cobra Commander, Zartan - Complete
The Big Cobra Breakup Of 2012 by Red Witch reviews
Things come to an explosive head among certain members of Cobra. Especially when the Dreadnoks make some literal fireworks of their own.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Baroness, Destro - Complete
Better Than Bat Cake by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras get together to celebrate Torch's birthday as well as the end of a running joke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
The Mighty Kwinn by Red Witch reviews
As if Cobra didn't already have enough problems, this time they double cross someone they really shouldn't have.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Zartan - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Stupid Portal of Doom by Red Witch reviews
Another day, another interdimensional mess Cobra has to deal with.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Off The Leash by Red Witch reviews
Taking care of the Baroness in her current mental state may be a bit too much for Dr. Mindbender and Road Pig. Not to mention everyone else.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Baroness - Complete
Another Night of Stimulating Conversation by Red Witch reviews
Another round of the Cobra Guys complaining about their lives, movies and being politically incorrect. What else do you expect from terrorists with a snake theme?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
Morons On My Payroll by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander has to deal with more staff problems than usual. It's not just his commanding officers that give him headaches, even though they do give him the biggest ones.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cobra Commander - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs The Budget Cuts by Red Witch reviews
Once again Cobra Commander tries to fix the budget of everyone's least favorite terrorist organization. And once again his own subordinates ruin his plans.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Couples Therapy With Destro And The Baroness by Red Witch reviews
Our favorite Cobra couple goes to a relationship counselor. Celebrate Valentine's Day with love, bickering and gunfire.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Destro, Baroness - Complete
Down In The Valley of Stupidity by Red Witch reviews
Another day, another meeting and yet another insane plan to try and take over the world. Or just kill some time. Cobra Commander isn't sure which.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Monkeys With Typewriters by Red Witch reviews
The Dreadnoks are trying to think of ideas for getting some cash. Actually getting the Dreadnoks to think at all is a challenge in itself.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Zartan - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Debt Crisis by Red Witch reviews
Just when you thought the economic troubles of the world couldn't get any worse...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Catfights and Cat Stampedes by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is missing. That's not as much a problem as the fighting between some of the members of Cobra and what's being put in the yogurt smoothies.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
The Cobra Shopping Network by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander tries yet another scheme to make money. And once again the Dreadnoks mess things up.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Dreadnoks Got A Dream by Red Witch reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! The Dreadnoks try to cheer up Cobra Commander with a song parody. Doesn't really work. Big surprise.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Two And A Half Drunks by Red Witch reviews
Another disaster in Current Events class leads to another headache for everyone's favorite Canadian Mutant. Especially when he's compared to a certain actor. Warning: Pop Culture references ahead! Mutants, mutants, mutants, mutants, manly mutants...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
The Undignified Demise of Serpentor I by Red Witch reviews
Whap happened to the original Serpentor? Destro and the other members of Cobra find out the hard way.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Another Cartoon Romance Gone Wrong by Red Witch reviews
Watching the new Renegades cartoon brings up some very painful memories of the past for some of the Joes. And some really embarrasing ones for the rest of the team.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Cobra Commander Verses Cartoons by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander and the rest of his staff aren't too happy about the latest cartoon about GI Joe. Then again because of their circumstances they're not that happy period.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Cobra Leaks Gone Wild by Red Witch reviews
More madness as the Internet torments Cobra Commander and his staff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Cobraleaks by Red Witch reviews
The Information Age is proving to be a difficult time for a certain terrorist organization.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Cobra Commander Looks For Love by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander explores online dating while Destro explores new ways to get a headache.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Cobra Commander Goes To Brunch by Red Witch reviews
Cobra tries a networking breakfast to meet new allies. But there's something strangely familiar about them.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is trying to recruit new people. It's not going that well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
I Hate Dreadnoks by Red Witch reviews
The Dreadnoks commit more of their usual mayhem, much to the dismay of Cobra Commander and Destro.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Slight Ghost Infestation by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander's latest scheme to get some cash is interrupted by an obscure blast from the past.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Cobra Commander Verses The Internet by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is a bit miffed at what he finds online.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Transformers Reloaded The Movie by Philip S reviews
In the Reloaded Universe, the events of Transformers the Movie transpire a little bit differently. Chapter 21 now online: Shockwave finds himself without allies and but one desperate hope left to save Cybertron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,044 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/19/2005
Fear Factor by kepulver reviews
Belated Halloween story featuring LowLight, Paige Adams and Daina visiting a haunted house and LowLight recieving a very important phone call. Includes sequels Big Brother and the newly added An American Family
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 11/11/2004
Wrath by kepulver reviews
[G1] Pipes learns a bit more about why Huffer hates Earth so much.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
The Return Of Megatron! by Sustain reviews
G1 Orignal Title Freeing the Spark. Soundwave can no longer deal with Galvatron, he wants Megatron back! NEW chapter. 9 is here!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
Valor, Venom and Other Stuff by Red Witch reviews
So what really happened during the movie 'Valor vs. Venom? Hawk is forced to disclose the shocking truth in this completed fic. In other words the movie is going to be seriously trashed. You have been warned.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,373 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Calling Collect by Nickelina reviews
A few Joes have a night out and need help from Duke to get home.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005
Goodbye by MariaShadow reviews
G1- Post TFTM. Saying goodbye is never easy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2005
Motion by MariaShadow reviews
G1. Prowl's had a nasty injury. Bad summary, but it's all I could come up with.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2005
Does Soundwave Show Emotion? by Sustain reviews
G1 No one ever usually gets to see what Soundwave really can do. Megatron has only seen it once as he tells a few of the cassettes. One shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Soundwave, Megatron - Complete
The Cobra Cocktail Party by Red Witch reviews
Destro and the Baroness throw a party. Pity they had to invite guests to it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Evil by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander calls a meeting to try and cook up some new plot to take over the world. Unfortunately his staff are running out of ideas.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
Revenge! by Metal Gear Prime reviews
Chapter 11 is up! This week, Inferno's situation goes from bad to worse when Smokescreen and Red Alert vow to save him. Now with a courtroom side story!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,031 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2003 - Published: 2/1/2002
Tarantulas vs The Vok: A tale of lotsa stuff by Metal Gear Prime reviews
The Third and Final part to my Other Victories parody! What fiendish plan does Tarantulas have for the captured Tigerhawk? And why does it involve a French maid's outfit?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002
The Curse by Metal Gear Prime reviews
With Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Complete
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Control Issues reviews
G1. Why is Optimus Prime acting strangely? And how strange will it get? Finally - the conclusion! Will Prime and the Autobots survive his musical rampage?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
The New Voice of Cobra reviews
Cobra Commander introduces a new tool for conquest, but it may not work out as planned ... Now finished!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Family Secrets reviews
Cobra Commander dispatches Destro and the Baroness to stop a G.I. Joe factfinding mission. But will they find out something they really didn't want to know? Mild suggestiveness the only reason for T rating. Final chapter up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
The Battle of the Bands reviews
G1 Optimus' All Stars wage their battle to be more crowdpleasing than the evil forces of the Mega Band
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Star Wars Wars reviews
What happens when members of two warring factions attempt to attend the anticipated premiere of the new Star Wars movie at the same place and time?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Robots in Disguises reviews
Generation 1. Optimus Prime and his Pretenders go undercover to investigate the latest Decepticon scheme. Warning: drunken Autobots, Decepticons in leather, and Optimus Prime in a surprise disguise .... Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
A Bad Dream Within a Dream reviews
Someone in Cobra is having a nightmare ... does Cobra Commander care? Now with less fatal ending!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Shockwave's Logical Conclusion reviews
G1. A reworking of Optimus Prime Declares: Megatron Must Be Destroyed! Shockwave fans DASH fans of treasonous Shockwave, anyway DASH will need a big sense of humor .... Now with explanation
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Optimus Prime Declares: Megatron Must Be Destroyed reviews
G1. A reaction to Transformers US issue 25. Optimus Prime fans will need a sense of humor ... Now with explanation
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete