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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hey. I bet a fair lot of people on FF.net don't know me and that's fine. I've been gone for a long time. Mostly getting over the soul-crushing depression I experienced when my mom died three years ago. I haven't changed much except I can't rein in my emotions like I used to. Still a huge zombie fan even though movies and games are flooded with them.

Here is a bit of info about me:

Gender: Male

Age: 24

Location: Somewhere in Florida

That's all I have to say for now. I'm gonna try and sit down long enough to write the first chapter of a story I have been wanting to... well write.

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Medium by Talilea reviews
Naruto has had the ability since he was a little child. He can see things that are to come. But when a simple handshake throws into a world of violence who will protect him? Yaoi. SasuNaru. Violence, gore, sexual themes, slight NONCON. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,299 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Frailty by phollie reviews
"You take up such little space, and yet you still remain the center of one's universe. How?" / Kawoshin. Philosophy meets longing. M.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Kaworu N., Shinji I. - Complete
Story of a Girl by Faix reviews
Mikado/Masaomi. After being told by his best friend to never be seen in Ikebukuro, Masaomi goes through drastic measures to regain his friend. But maybe things are going a bit too far. Masaomi certainly didn't think of every possible outcome.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,381 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Mikado R., Masaomi K. - Complete
All American Girl by ebacusta reviews
When Hikari Yagami moves back to Japan after spending nine years in California, she thinks nothing can be worse than leaving her best friend behind. Then she meets basketball star, Takeru Takaishi, and quickly finds herself proven wrong. Takari AU
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,662 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK
In Way of Trouble by Hikagi reviews
Slight AU. Thirty-five hundred miles away from home, Naruto and company are stuck infiltrating a European school that does not exist according to conventional maps. Meh, things are starting to get troublesome. - Abandoned. Rewrite in progress.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,505 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
A Magical Mission by MurasakiYasu reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Crossover! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are on a mission at Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter but is it too much to hope that the enemy won't notice their presence? SasuNaruSasu and hopefully later Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,828 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Primary Gain by anlaaria reviews
AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,022 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Broomsticks and Shuriken by Lady Red 88 reviews
Things go a little bit crazy when the minds of Uchiha Sasuke and Harry Potter are accidently switched. Evading Orochimaru is the least of Harry's problems. Boggarts? Sasuke doesn't even know the half of it. 5th Year. R & R if you please. REVISED 29/10/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,450 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Land of the Stars by Torgall reviews
In the wake of the Second War, peace seems to at last settled upon human lands. And yet, a dark shadow looms... Orc and human alike nervously look to the skies as the Undead Scourge and Burning Legion approach, and turn to their only salvation - Kalimdor.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 175,076 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Evangelion: PostApocalypse by ficlord reviews
A post-End of Evangelion fic that ISN'T a Shinji/Asuka romance. Includes philosophy, psychology, & weirdness - while maintaining narrative coherence - this is an extended conclusion to the movie & series. M for language, adult themes - NO lime/lemon.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Shinji I. - Complete
Figment of Reality by The What Effect reviews
“Naruto,” he said, gaze never leaving the window. “Do you know what it’s like to die?” Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,378 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mirrors: Shards of Existence by glAssbOy reviews
A response to Joshua Andrew Talon's "Mirrors". Immortality had never been so damnable and Urashima Keitaro is going to find out the hard way. For he should have died when he lived. Self-insert and Anime cameos.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,199 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Keitaro U. - Complete
I'm Watching by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
AU, -Compulsive Story-, When your a jock, your expected him to play sports, hang out with the guys, be popular, and love girls. Well that's all true expect for one part. And when the new kid comes to town it's time to pick up a new hobby, Stalking. yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plastic by Foodstamp reviews
Stan is out of jail and trying to live a normal life in South Park, but the neighborhood is full of children, and there's one very familiar face preventing him from moving on. StanxKyle, KennyxButters, references to pedophilia. Two parts.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Akumu by Yamia Ishtar reviews
Bad dreams shouldn't be left to deal with alone. So I need you, even if its just for tonight. Kamina/Simon
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kamina, Simon - Complete
Shades of Grey by Accio-Underwear reviews
After the incident, most of the town of South Park was almost completely deserted. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski intend to keep order among the remaining townspeople, but when Kenny McCormick comes, not only do they lose order, but one loses his heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Warriors of the Leaf by bluewolf963 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are raised by Itachi to become two of the strongest ninja in Konoha. How will their training help them in overcoming the challenges thrown their way? Rated M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 239,416 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eternal Bond by AkatsukiDaybreak reviews
When creatures from another world begin arriving in the shinobi countries, everything will change, especially for a certain blond with a demon inside of him. Crossover with Digimon.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Renamon, Naruto U.
Twisted by pretense reviews
Oneshot. Barely SuzaLulu. Set directly after Euphemia's death. "Protect Lelouch and Kill Zero... Well isn't that just grand?"
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Seismophobia by Yuja reviews
Simon hated earthquakes. No, he was outright terrified of them. Then again, if it weren’t for the earthquakes, that wouldn’t have been how Kamina found him on one such occasion: curled up in one of the farthest corners of the village.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Simon, Kamina - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sharingan Eye by Bounty Hunter Darcy reviews
Yes, another HP Naruto crossover. I hope you all like it. Warnings: Yaoi, cussing, MPREG! Might change the name since Harry didn't really have a role in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Be My Hump Buddy! by Turqcoyce reviews
Jiraiya decides to give the young Konoha boys some inspirational words… along with detailed instructions, manuals and the proper safety equipment. Who would be better to instruct a sexual education class?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Safety First by Nate Grey reviews
When it comes to girls, Lelouch needs some protection. Just not the kind you might think. Good thing Nunnally has a bit more than The Talk handy.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L. - Complete
Can't Refrain by TNWanderer reviews
SuzakuXgirl!Lelouch. Pre-R2&Pre-memory-wipe AU. A fic written for a request. Lelouch is left to Suzaku's will and Suzaku uses Refrain on her to make her speak the truth. READ the WARNINGS!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
I Only Have Eyes for You by aviatrix8 reviews
Artur has the sneaking suspicion that he's being watched... FE8.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Artur, Cormag - Complete
Ich liebe dich by Tamekichi reviews
Kyon x Yuki. Kyon finds that Yuki is slowly getting more human feelings due to the emotion of love affecting her. He must find out what to do while putting up with SOS activities, such as a movie outing and a sleep over at Nagato's apartment.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,963 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
Struts and Frets by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Rivalz decides the student council has been working too hard, so he makes them play a video game where they can be rock stars. Hijinks ensue.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Elfen Lied: The Last Diclonius by ElfenLied619 reviews
Lucy has returned to Kohta, but still has yet to find happiness. Also, what happens when Kakuzawa sends after her one final diclonius? The only male diclonius on record. Be honest, but be kind while submitting reviews. FINISHED!
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Bring me to Light by Link-luvr reviews
After being captured by Gerudos, Link is dependent on Sheik to guide him to his destiny as Hero of Time. Can the Sheikah show Link what he's fighting for? Link X Sheik. Sheik is a seperate character. OoT. Slash.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,052 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Link, Sheik - Complete
Fishing Fun by Terrapin44 reviews
Tensions are at an all-time high as Link attempts to catch the Legendary Hylian Loach. But why is he REALLY there? One-sided pairing. Rated T for one bit of minor violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Not So Bad, But I Still Dislike You by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Tsunade assigns the two most unlikely people a mission: spend the day together and learn to understand each other. But they hate each other. What will the result be? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Jiraiya - Complete
Saria's Wish by Dannondorf reviews
Greenshipping, or LinkSaria. Complete.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,889 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Saria, Link - Complete
Neurotic Near by Kid9535 reviews
I am not bashing Near. Just a little crack I wanted to try. Have you ever wondered why Near twists his hair? A little FOP reference. T for language. Halle and Gevanni want to know.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Near - Complete
Justice by Magentian reviews
One day, in a fit of philosophical caprice, Light asked L what he thought of Justice. [850word drabble. No slash.]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mr Monk Returns to Japan by Loyal Subject reviews
What happens when an obsessive compulsive detective, a fake psychic, and their friends meet the famous L? Another crazy crossover between Monk, Psych, and Death Note!
Crossover - Monk & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,264 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Molmol by Mantis Man reviews
Ambition, jealousy, and a star-crossed love plunge two powerful societies into war. Inspired by the movie 'Troy'
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/28/2005
The Truth of Magic and Children by Charra Loon reviews
A warning to the elves of Warcraft Night, High and Blood about the use of magic and that it is not a doom or birthright, but a blessed gift that should never have been abused or misused by arrogant, hypocritical children.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Anything But by Aerith Queen of Cetra reviews
.:Vaan and Reks centric:. “Reks! Reks! Aren’t those stars pretty!” He nodded towards his little brother, not having the heart to tell him that those weren’t stars.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Reks, Vaan - Complete
A New Light by Metangelo reviews
Now that Keitaro aquired 2 daughters suddenly out of no where? How will the LH universe change? Watch the new family as they go on with life in the Hinatasou[61st chapter:Reminiscence]
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 203,361 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2004
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As I Watch you from a Distance by Nadachi-chan reviews
Kenshin and Kaoru were friends since childhood when they drifted apart though, Kaoru is in love with him. They were still in high school when their parents decided to marry them all of a sudden. What if Kenshin already has Tomoe? AU.KK. PARTIALLY EDITED
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,497 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru
The Plan by gunman reviews
After being physically abused by Asuka, Shinji receives help from a very reclusive source. Chapter 3 up now! And an Omake in chap 3.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Zombies reviews
Naruto discusses his ideas about zombies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete