Author has written 4 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Dragon Ball Z.
A dark, foreboding figure descends from the shadows, dark cape swirling as kicky, dramatic music begins to play in the background. The sky flashes with lightening and thunder, because although it is sunny (as it always is in AZ), her prowess and brilliance need something better than bright blue sky.
Yes, ladies and gents, it is she: The One, the ONLY, the brilliantly beautiful and fashionable:
Shichan: Yes, yes, thank you for all your applause. crickets Uh, hello?
Poofiemus: Springs from the creosote and glomps Shichan Konnichiwa! Starts scratching Shichan’s head with one hand while still hanging onto her neck
Shichan: Aack! I am the mighty Goddess of Death and Destruction and CHOCOLATE! I am not meant to be noogied!
Poofiemus: It’s not a noogie! It’s just a scalp massage, plus fingernail action.
Shichan: Nani? Fingernail action, what fingernail ac—AACKK! Ahhhh….
Poofiemus: Sooo…weren’t you going to tell your lovely little fans about your mightiness and brilliance and many, many obsessions?
Shichan: Eh? Eto…scratches head, and Poofie resumes as well for good measure Ah, gomen! Okies, I suppose that I need Plum’s wakey-wakey exercises to get my brain in gear. But I shall inform the masses this useless info anyway, because I CAN, and I enjoy having people stare at the screen in shock and confusion and fear. Bwahahahacoughhackchokehahaha! Ehhm, I am a martial artist, dancer, and futbolista. I’m seventeen and I am now a senior in H.S. insane giggle I am a proud anime freak, and have been for about ten years now…I like FullMetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, DBZ, Ranma ½, Inuyasha, Chobits, Tsubasa, Card Captor Sakura, annnnnd maybe some others that I’m forgetting. Basically, anything that I read I like. I also am a huge fan of Harry Potter.
Poofiemus: YAY! Starts waving red-and-gold pompoms a-la Plum Go Gryffindor! (The number 101 way to annoy Lord Voldemort: Be Harry Potter, Be alive. Mugglenet.com. But I digress).
Shichan: Ano…what can I tell you? I’m weird, and I’m awesome because of it. I have wonderful friends (like Poofie here who’s been my friend since 1st grade) and I’m a fun, genki person. And now to end with my favorite quote from the moment: “Having a positive attitude won’t solve your problems. But it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” ~said by some random person I don’t remember.
Poofiemus: I liiiike…I like that idea a lot…though I prefer a random, spazzy, obsessive attitude; then you get looks ranging from bewilderment to outright terror:evil laughter:
Shichan: sweatdrop Ehm, yes, ladies and gents, this is the fabulous and splendiferous duo: SHICHAN AND POOFIEMUS! Now go away, you silly people, and read my fics. If you actually got to the end of this, I applaud you and reward you with a cookie. Now be good littlereaders and check yourselves into the nearest mental hospital.