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Joined 03-02-05, id: 768756, Profile Updated: 05-08-14
Author has written 41 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Misc. Movies, StarTrek: Enterprise, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Misc. Books, CSI, X-Files, Kyle XY, Tron, House, M.D., and Whitechapel.

"Words, like Nature, half reveal / And half conceal the soul within." -- Tennyson


My avatar was made by oteap (LJ user) for the 2010 Big Bang X-Files fic Eine Symphonie des Grauens.

Using this space I'd like to thank everyone who's been reading my attempts at writing here. I don't always reply to the reviews, but they are appreciated all the same. That is, a lot. Thank you again.

Dzięki za wszystkie recenzje i za to, że w ogóle czytacie moją pisaninę. I jeśli już o niej mowa, to "Sekretne dzienniki dr Watsona" pozostaną zapewne niedokończone. Powody te, co zwykle: brak czasu, brak pomysłów i nowy fandom.

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Misunderstandings by runxboyxrun84119 reviews
Super angsty/romance story involving Chandler/Kent. Takes place post-Season 3 (I tried to minimize any influence from season 4). The title says it all. pre/slash. I hope you enjoy! DISCLAIMER: Whitechapel and it's characters belong to ITV UK, not me. **NOVEMBER 7 UPDATE: CHAPTER 5 POSTED**
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013
A Fine Line by crow-of-murders reviews
Things that should be kept separate are usually kept separate. Demons and Shinigami, blind lust and emotion, love and hate. But there are those who thrive in the small space in between. WillxSeb
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sebastian M., William S.
Mozaika by Filigranka reviews
Okruszki do "Piętra wyżej", świetnej polskiej przedwojennej komedii. Warszawa po wydarzeniach z filmu. Ficzeczek dla mojej siostry, jeszcze gwiazdkowy.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Jeux de Lumières by Precira reviews
[Traduction] Et si Flynn avait décidé d'emmener Alan sur la Grille ? Si Tron rencontrait son vénéré concepteur en chair et en os ? Slash Alan/Tron.
Tron - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Alan Bradley, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
W górę, ścieżką ożywieńców by donnieDonnie reviews
Slash. Dominik i Aleks. Bez Sylwii.
Suicide Room/Sala samobójców - Rated: T - Polish - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Dominik S., Aleks L. - Complete
The Call by Allronix reviews
How does Tron know his user is trying to communicate with him? He's not at the I/O tower yet... Where's the input coming from? Missing scene for the power pool in the first film
Tron - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Tron/Rinzler, Kevin Flynn - Complete
Up and Apart by Allronix reviews
They are brothers in all but name, partners in crime, and struggling with the shadow of their parents and Encom. Even the closest of brothers, however, can grow apart. set pre-Legacy, pre-2.0
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Jet Bradley, Sam Flynn - Complete
Words will Always Retain their Power by The Readers Muse reviews
For better or for worse it seemed that V, whoever he might have truly been, had succeeded. Parliament and Big Ben had been reduced to a gloriously charred snarl of smoldering rubble, dust, broken brick and bent metal slats.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Program Creation by Sakura123 reviews
The creation of Tron and his fateful meeting Yori. Obvously Pre-TRON and my take on how it would happen as it's not really defined in the canon TRON verse.
Tron - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Tron/Rinzler, Yori - Complete
Hellion Bay by Uozumi
A series of exploratory, sometimes interconnected, but not necessarily chronological, drabbles revolving around an AU in which magical creatures exist and San Francisco has a rather bad infestation of werewolves and vampires.
Crossover - StarTrek: Enterprise & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,939 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
The Affect Effect by frazthealien reviews
The gang attempt to hook Sheldon up with a nice girl he meets at a convention and things don’t quite work out as they planned. In other words, an epic love story. Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Major Reed, The Great Shapeshifting Spider and I by Sita Z reviews
Under Terran rule, only the strong survive and only the crazy seek friendship. Trip and Malcolm in the Mirror Universe.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - C. Tucker, M. Reed - Complete
Misdiagnosis by Glory1863 reviews
The literal translation of both hydrophobia and aquaphobia is fear of water, but in actual usage they mean two entirely different things. I'll let Porthos, with a little help from Hoshi, explain.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/9/2008 - M. Reed - Complete
Kissin' Cousins by Glory1863 reviews
Porthos takes an immediate and intense dislike to a new crewman even though Malcolm, the Watchdog, vouches for him. How does one change a stubborn beagle's mind? Sequel to Sita Z's story Stinky by her kind permission.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2007 - M. Reed - Complete
Watchdogs by Glory1863 reviews
Porthos couldn't understand why Uncle Trip said Malcolm Reed was a hard person to get to know. All you had to do was watch.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2007 - M. Reed - Complete
The Raven by ThePet reviews
Not a novel...a poem, parodying 'The Raven' by Edgar A. Poe. I sincerely hope it's funny. With kudos to Spike Milligan.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/16/2003
The Domesday Books (2) by ThePet reviews
Another installment of the exploits of defective detective Sebastian Domesday, as his small friend Mulberry chronicles Sebastian's chaotic collaboration with fellow loony detective, Sherlock Holmes. Some cheeky, adult humour
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 12/8/2001
The Domesday Books by ThePet reviews
Sebastian Domesday, defective detective, lives at 227d Baker Street with his small friend Arthur Mulberry and his basset-hound Moriarty...some cheeky humour, nothing gross. An affectionate parody.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2001
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PERV reviews
It's Mansell's wedding party, Kent sings, Chandler is thoroughly out of his depth and Miles & Mansell are clearly up to something.
Whitechapel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Complete
Softer Senses reviews
"Not until you've spoken to Morgan". Chandler's voice stopped Kent's hand holding a beer halfway to his lips. "I think she deserves an apology." "Yes, Sir."
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Complete
Itch reviews
Even ancient evil is glad to have some company sometimes.
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2014
Bez tytułu 3 reviews
Będąc młodą lekarką, wszedł raz do mej przychodni pacjent o wyglądzie nieogolonem. Crossover z serią "Z pamiętnika młodej lekarki".
House, M.D. - Rated: K - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2013 - G. House - Complete
Let Me Sleep: Next to the Fire
Just how Alex Krycek kept his arm in Tunguska?
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - A. Krycek - Complete
Three Times Alan and Tron Flaunted Their Twincest reviews
"For a moment he had the impression he was looking into a mirror, but the illusion vanished when he raised his hand and his 'reflection', well, didn't." Written for tronkinkmeme, Alan/Tron slash.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Alan Bradley, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Like Looking into a Mirror: Lora reviews
Lora looks at Yori. Companion piece to "Like Looking into a Mirror: Alan". Lora/Yori femslash.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Lora Baines/Bradley, Yori - Complete
Like Looking into a Mirror: Alan reviews
Alan looks at Tron. Companion piece to "Like Looking into a Mirror: Lora". Alan/Tron slash.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Alan Bradley, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Spherical Objects in Digital Space reviews
Yori and the digitised orange.
Tron - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Yori - Complete
Bez tytułu 2 reviews
Będąc młodą lekarką, wszedł raz do mej przychodni pacjent z hełmofonem na głowie. Crossover z serią "Z pamiętnika młodej lekarki".
Tron - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Bez tytułu 1 reviews
Będąc młodą lekarką, wszedł raz do mej przychodni pacjent o wyglądzie podejrzanem. Crossover z serią Z pamiętnika młodej lekarki.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - A. Krycek - Complete
A Little Bit of Stress Relief reviews
Cheesy part-smut part-crack. Written for the tronkinkmeme prompt: Tron spanking Alan.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Alan Bradley, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Double Portrait reviews
Before Sam and Alan can get to Kevin Flynn, they manage to capture a prisoner. Alan finds himself alone with him. Tron: Legacy AU - Alan got into the Grid with Sam.
Tron - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Tron/Rinzler, Alan Bradley - Complete
Ludus Lumini reviews
Written for the prompt: "Flynn takes Alan to the grid and Alan is extremely impressed with his own creation. Tron is in complete awe of his user." Alan/Tron slash.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Alan Bradley, Tron/Rinzler - Complete
Eine Symphonie des Grauens reviews
Kiedy Konsorcjum decyduje się zrobić z Alexa Kryceka królika doświadczalnego, efekt trochę przerasta oczekiwania tudzież przyprawia Muldera i Scully o ból głowy. Wingfic.
X-Files - Rated: T - Polish - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - A. Krycek - Complete
The Talk reviews
Declan and Kyle talk, but what Declan hears is not quite what Kyle says. Mention of Kyle/Tom slash.
Kyle XY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Iatrophobia reviews
One man's phobia is another man's "cup of tea". H/W slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Cupid's Bow reviews
A bit of silliness for Valentine's Day. Mulder has a strange visitor. Genre: humour, tragedy, mock-romance, accidental slash.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - F. Mulder - Complete
He Comes with Shadows reviews
You're a regular Grim Reaper, Malcolm. Anyone ever tell you that?" AU-ish take on TATV.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - M. Reed - Complete
The OneEyed, OneHorned, etc League reviews
Odd advertisements, strange people and Lestrade and Gregson. Any connections among those three? Not really, but Holmes and Watson investigate.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
I Love this Scene reviews
Your knuckles whiten on the wheel / The last thing that your hands will feel." Triple drabble.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2009 - David H. - Complete
Karma Suture reviews
...Can someone tell me why once again we're food for vampires tonight... An away mission, after which things go badly out of control. AU, crossover with Buffyverse. Finished.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,051 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006 - C. Tucker - Complete
The January Adventure reviews
A bit of an exercise in writing. Ten drabble-ish chapters and something akin to an actual investigation.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Mission No 001260 reviews
Enterprise encounters a Minshara class planet, but the trip there isn't particularly successful. Humour may be a bit risque.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
MolKom reviews
NDMM story. Malcolm Reed drowns in emotions - a bit of a cliche, but with a twist.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - M. Reed - Complete
Sekretne dzienniki doktora Watsona reviews
Objaw mojego wątpliwego poczucia humoru. Historia opowiedziana w serii wpisów do dziennika, którego doktor nigdy nie opublikował [dzięki Bogu].
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/9/2005
Blurred Image: Charmless Man reviews
Charmless Man by Blur . John Smith, a charmless, boring snob. And also quite mad. ETA moved to new category.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Sweet and Tender Hooligan
Oops, Trip did it again. /Or domestic lives of vampires/.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - C. Tucker - Complete
Misja numer 001260
Enterprise natyka się na planetę klasy Minshara. Ale wyprawa na nią nie należy do szczególnie udanych. Proceed with caution.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
The Adventure of the Sinkable Siren reviews
Strange things happen in seaside towns. Or at least in one of them. Oh, and Mary Watson is mentioned too.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
It's the Little Things reviews
A lighter look at Similitude. What if Lieutenant Reed was babysitting Sim?
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - M. Reed - Complete
The Tale of the Renaissance Beast reviews
[St. Ignatius Loyola, founder of the Jesuits.] A fairy tale about anthropomorphic historical period and a monk. Crackfic obviously.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Black Holes and Revelations reviews
Coda to 'Unsaid' and 'Unspoken'. More of an experiment than a fic, really. TR slash.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Unspoken reviews
Malcolm ponders Trip. Companion piece to Unsaid. Songfic. Onesided TR slash.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Unsaid reviews
Trip contemplates Malcolm. Songfic. Onesided TR slash.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Styczniowa zagadka reviews
Kolejny mały eksperyment: dziesięć stuwyrazowych [drabbles] rozdziałów i coś w rodzaju śledztwa.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - Polish - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
A Sandal in Bohemia reviews
No, the title is not misspelled. Yet another tale of hmm... villainy, royalty and detective mastery. Or something of the kind.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Complete
Requiem
[Escape from the 'Liberty' Cinema, by W. Marczewski] Drabble and a half. Extheatre critic, and now censor, reflects.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Przyjaźń reviews
Mały eksperyment. Seria trzech stuwyrazówek [drabbles], utwór wieszcza [hmpf], Holmes, Watson i melodramat.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - Polish - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
The Adventure of the Spotted String Quartet reviews
Another tale of silliness, outrageous disguises and villainy. But mostly silliness.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
The Adventure of the Giant Rat of Sumatra reviews
The story the good Doctor never told us thank god :Rating just in case.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete