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Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Gilmore Girls.

Alright, finally decided t'set up me own spankin' new profile...

An' have found meself at a total loss of me usual sparklin' genius. This is a terrible, terrible thing. What t'say? I'm an eighteen year old girl livin' in Perth, Western Australia. I mean, wha' else is there? I could tell ye how many times I've seen Pirates Of The Caribbean (36, jus' t'set the record straight), where I work (Hungry Jack's Belmont if ye ever wanted t'pop by), what I'm studing (Diploma in Beauty an' it's costin' me a leg and an arm t'do it), the state of me relationship with m'boyfriend (non existant, ha) an' the list goes on an' on. But none of ye really want t'know any of tha'. Do ye? Didn't think so.

But now we've cleared up tha fact tha' ye don't, me profile is lookin' awfully plain an' miniscule... So I decided t'let some good friends of mine do the talkin' for me. I know, I know, i'm a lazy git (in me own words, might I add), but these are some funny people!

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.-Johnny Depp

I had a huge crush on Olga Korbut, the gymnast. The only other person was Cliff Richard, which is embarrassing - it means that when I was seven I had bad taste and was presumably gay. -Hugh Grant

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles. -Zsa Zsa Gabor

If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role. -Judy Garland

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. -Audrey Hepburn

How can you not like Britney Spears? -Lindsay Lohan

I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo! -Tara Reid

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. -Rowan Atkinson

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste. -Lucille Ball

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. -George Burns

In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders. -Jimmy Fallon

At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near Rio de Janeiro was cancelled last Friday. So instead I spent the weekend cleaning my apartment. -Tina Fey

This is what he said. He met with unnamed people, from unspecified companies, for an indeterminate amount of time at an undisclosed location. Thank God he cleared that up. I'm ready to move on. -Jay Leno

Did you just call him a feathered boob?-Myself... (I have bad hearin' sometimes...)

Feel enlightened? Aye, me too.

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Ignorance Breeds Fear by Fanfic Lover 4evr reviews
Jack tries hard core drugs for the first time with lasting results… what will his brother’s do when they can’t see their baby brother’s life is careening out of control? PreMovie Story
Four Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006
Mary Sue Pirates Beware! by strawberrybrunette reviews
Erica was your normal, MarySue writing fanficcer until she found herself on board the Black Pearl. But what's this? Jack doesn't want to be seduced? And she's not the only Mary Sue on board? Things will quickly turn strange. Jack&Ana?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005
Jack to the Future by SmittyChittyBangBang reviews
Jack is accidently sent 20 years into the future and discovers what becomes of the “Legend” of Captain Sparrow. Can he find a way to return to the past in time to save his future?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/30/2005
The Trouble with Women by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted I by The Flying Breadstick reviews
This is a typical story about a typical woman who travels back in time in a most typical manner, encounters a most typical drag queen, and has a most typical adventure with a most typical pirate and his most typical crew. Rated to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Great, Great Trouble by Blacklabel reviews
Knowledge is power and power is trouble and trouble always finds Captain Jack Sparrow : CotBPverse, new chapter 12 JULY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 197,044 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Broken Road by smilinjuss4u reviews
When Lorelai Gilmore met Luke Danes in a hospital waiting room, she was 16, pregnant, and looking for a way out of the life her parents have chosen for her. Luke was 18 and had the kind of life that was completely different from the Gilmores. Ch. 27 up
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,176 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Luke D., Lorelai G.
Midnight Rendezvous by mellehz reviews
Umm what to say? PWP. Will entices Elizabeth to go skinny dipping at 2 am. Elizabeth repeats the next day. Chaos ensues with a boy named Robert. And Will finds his hands full with his menstruating wife. Lots of fluff and smut, you were warned!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,420 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Gentlemen And Rakes by The Flying Breadstick reviews
The elusive enigma that is Jack Sparrow’s life is revealed as he searches for a clue leading to the treasure hoard of an unmarked island in the Pacific Ocean before his one time friend can acquire the plunder... DISCONTINUED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,949 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Today, Savvy? by GDAC reviews
The gang has been through plenty in New York and the Caribbean all the shootings, swordfights, love triangles, and treasure hunting pay off in the chapter 17 conclusion. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,395 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Complete
Queen of the Seas by Captain Jade reviews
What would happen if Jack and Will were brought to present day? Could one girl who can't keep a relationship for more than a week manage to get them home and find adventure herself?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,624 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003
NARROW ESCAPES A Drabble of the Triple Variety by jenthegypsy reviews
A beleaguered Sparrow and how he came to be that way or not!There were deep scratches across one tawny cheek, a brace down the side of his neck, and a third set straight down the center of his chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005
Marooned by Honorat reviews
COMPLETE. Jack and Elizabeth on the Island. A combination of movie novelization, deleted scenes and filler scenes. Everything from crabracing to phosphorescent seas to Jack telling stories.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
You're My Muse by rain-days reviews
She’s fresh out of highschool, needing a job. He’s an earlyforties guy, needing a housekeeper. Shooter's ready to make a new book.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,198 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004
The Totally Obsessed Fan is Bitterly Disappointed by Miss Katonic reviews
The title is self explanatory, I hope.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005
WHAT'S IN A NAME? by jenthegypsy reviews
“And his name was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His pirate name, because, as I have mentioned to you repeatedly, your father was a pirate, and a good man. Now can we get on to something else? These circles in which you insist on talking are beginning to make my
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2005
POTC: The Curse of the Animal Crackers by divinething reviews
From evil little girl pirates to cameos of Darth Vader, this parody pokes mercilessly at Pirates of the Caribbean with a sharp stick. Procede with caution: some readers have been known to laugh so hard they were thought to be having seizures.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004
Once in a Blue Moon by Gypsy Feet reviews
Was called 'switcheroo'. My little nonsense story about a girl getting stuck in jack's head. Simple things become a lot more difficult... and there is that slight problem with women finding you attractive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Jack the Action Figure by Geheimnis reviews
Jack Sparrow: suave, sultry ... seven inches tall. Join him in his quest to take the toy store by force! Chapter Six: 'Only a toy,' Jack reminded himself wildly. 'Clay and paint – and clay and paint can’t be killed.'
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
Astrid by Aveza reviews
After being left behind by her father, Astrid is raised under the caring arms of W&E. Spirited, stubborn & gullible, she's pulled into a life of handsome young men, awful governesses, seafaring lads, and oddly enough, strange dreams of a pirate named Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Complete
If Birds Could Fly by Phoenix Bradley reviews
Taking care of a kid changes everything. After whitnessing a fan's death in the middle of a restaurant, her little sister is left with nowhere to go...
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Squirrel by ICRepresentative reviews
She had always dreamed of a better life. Of safety. Of freedom. Of love. Of Jack Sparrow. But will she get what she dreams of? Or is it just another dream? POTC1
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
Of Mice And Morts by Jampyr reviews
Mort has a little rodent problem...
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2005
Sunni Sparrow by AJ-Sparrow reviews
Everyone knew her as Caitlyn Swann, the younger sister of Elizabeth. Only one person knew who she really was- and he's a pirate captain of a certain infamous ship. Jack knows her as Sunni Sparrow- his wife.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 65,662 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
Home Sweet Home by AnnaBanana04 reviews
Summary: Based off of the movie Sweet Home Alabama. Rory runs away after a tragic event and falls in love with another guy. She soon returns to home and finds what was missing from her all along, her heart. RoryTristan, RoryJess but will be RoryTristan in
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Chapstick and a fight Chapter One the Confiscation by The Fresh Princess reviews
NEXT CHAPTER IS IN Napoleon gets into his first fight with Pedro, has his favorite chapstick taken away in English class, and they are out of steak at home. What a day.NEXT CHAPTER IS IN! please READ AND REVIEW
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
La Estrella by Mist and Mischief reviews
Yes, another JackOC. Takes place during the movie. Captain Rachel Harris meets Capn Jack while trying to commandeer the Interceptor. The rest is history! RR please! NOT A MARYSUE! at least, I don't think it is... !FINISHED YE SCOUNDRELS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,108 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003
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The Secrets Of The Second Time 'Round reviews
The second best story ye'll ever have the pleasure of readin'. An' I mean tha' in the chronological sense, not quality sense 'cause 'tis the sequel after all. It's not any less enjoyable or funny, jus' the sequel, savvy?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
The Jack Who Wasn't reviews
ONE SHOT It seems tha' convincing Captain Jack Sparrow tha' he is in fact Captain Jack Sparrow when he has the belief in the otherwise is a fool's errand. A bizarre turning of the tables
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
That's CAPTAIN t'ye, savvy? reviews
The most amazin' story ye'll 'ave the pleasure of readin'. Well, true t'say tha' no one could really make such an assumption. But I highly suggest ye take a look.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,673 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Other Gilmore reviews
When Lorelai's eighteen year old cousin turns up in Stars Hollow unannounced, a new character, a new love interest and a new trouble maker turn up as well.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005