Author has written 4 stories for Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, and Riddle School.
HEY HEY HEY ITS MEE PAL3CL0UD OR DEATHBYMONKEY AND I AM A LOYAL FANWING, FOR THE WINGS OF FIRE BOOK SERIES BY TUI T SUTHERLAND! I LOVE TE BOOKS AND I MAKE FANFICTIONS BASED AROUMD THEM! I HOE YOU GUYS WILL READ MY STORYS, AND MAYBE DROP A REVIEW OR A FAVOURITE ON THE WAY! ;) PEACE OUT FANWINGS!
1 - Yo gangsta name (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
2 - Your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal)
Purple Dragon (Coooooool)
3 - Your Star Wars name (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
4 - Your superhero name (your second favourite colour, and favourite drink)
Blue orange juice (WAT THE WAT)
5 - You witness protection name (your parents' middle names)
NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE :
6 - Your Goth name (bloody and your pet's name)
Bloody Zipper (Ooo i like it)
Quick! Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!
1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?
Ivyfur... Not a bad name at all.
2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?
3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name & 2’s last name)?
Whitefeather...no... I like the name...
4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name & 5’s last name) as the main character?
Ivystorm... Ooooooo... Adventure, Drama
5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
Poolberry... When teeth and claw meet fur, a berry will grow strong in a pool... Lolz.
6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Furfeather.. Wat... Brown Tom wit white stripes, amber eyes.
7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Berryivy... Had a leader with a messed up head... Possibly and evil cat, probably would follow Tigerstar... Just my opinion...
8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Whitestorm and Berrynose? No. No. No.
If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Sandstorm was looking for a mate... She would choose...Firestar because they accually are mates... And Mousefur is a she-cat too... Soo...
10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Ivypool and Bramblestar fighting over Silverstream? No.
11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Crowfeather and Greystripe... I must skip dis madness... My brain is confuddeldd.
DATS DE THINGY TADA!!!!!
12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Silverstream walks in on Whitestorm and Bramblestar making out... No...
Silverstream: *walks in* *walks out*
Me : what in the name of starclan has just happened...
13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Would Mousefur rather make out with Greystripe or slap Berrynose?
Make out with Greystripe. Don't judge.
14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?
Ivypool and Crowfeather... No...
15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Firestar and Greystripe...no. screw this question.
16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Mousefur on Silverstream?
I do de opposite of pick up line... OK? OK...
"Come at me fish face! Or are you just a helpless daddy's daughter?"
17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If BERRYNOSE AMD Firestar got in a fight... Greystripe would side with Firestar no questions asked. So don't ask me any questions.
18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
Firestar/Squirrelfloght? No I haven't but I think there is a daughter and father FANFIC out there somewhere.
19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Is Mousefur hot? Not to me cuz I'm a girl, but I think she might have had some toms trailing after her at some point...
20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
Blackstar and Greystripe..
Silverstream and Millie: You will regret this...
Everyone else: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN
21) Do you recall any fics about 9?
22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Crowfeater and Firestar? No way.
23) 5/9 or 5/10?
Whitestorm and Sandstorm, or Whitestorm and Bramblestar... Sandstorm.. Poor Firestar...
Me: WAIT WASNT WHITESTORM SANDSTORMS MENTOR
24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
Silverstream walked in on Crowfeather and Greystripe kissing... Oh dear...
Silverstream: *Tears Crowfeather to shreds and breaks up with Greystripe*
25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Berrynose wants to be stronger. He needs help. He turns to the leader, successor of Firestar, Bramblestar. Lolz
26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?
Ivypool/Greystripe...accually... Maybe... IDK...
27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
Cry Me A River
28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
Greystripe? Wreckingball. Just imagine it. Derp.
30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Don't read this your mind will explode in cunfuddledness.
31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
Bramblestar to Crowfeather? No... I. Don't. Know. So. Random. :
32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!
Ivypool and Silverstream are in a happy relationship until Whitestorm runs off with Crowfeather. After Ivypool dumps Silverstream for Blackstar, Firestar gets upset and retaliates by dating Blackstar. Alone and broken-hearted, Silverstream travels in search of a friend. Finaly, Silverstream meets Bramblestar and Crowfeather. The three loners meet Mousefur, who tells each of them to look for love. Bramblestar finds Greystripe, Crowfeather gets Sandstorm, but Ivypool is stuck in a never-ending lobe triangle with Berrynose and Squirrelflight!
33) The end! Now go on a date with 2!
OK. *Grabs Crowfeather*
"Oops" *Pushes Crowfeather into Leafpool*
I'm the one who finds a lost, sick cat and nurses it back to health.
I'm the one who finds a baby bird and help it go back to it's nest.
I'm the one who makes the car stop just to let a dog pass.
I'm the one who can stay all day just looking at a wolf.
I'm the one who sees the grace in a leopard's leap.
I'm the one who smiles at a swimming crocodile.
I'm the one who sees the majesty of an eagle's soar.
But I'm also the one who can't believe how people can hurt these living beings.
I'm also the one who cries when a dog is obliged to fight.
I'm also the one who watches in horror as a leopard's fur is sold.
I'm also the one who yells at anyone who will shoot a wolf.
I'm also the one who is outraged as a crocodile is hunted for meat.
I'm also the one who feels the pain of a cat that had been kicked.
I'm also the one who whimpers when I see eagle's feathers on clothing.
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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA) Azure Blue Espeon (USA), CorGryphonFeather (Egypt), xxShadiceKokoro (Canada), Kiyo-Kun Blade (USA), Kat Neko983 (Australia), RubyCrusade (USA), AsianAlex (USA) Yumi-San Angel (USA) AishaElementalMaster (NZ) Pikachu550 (USA), Treble and Bass (Philippines), Mirai Cheshire (USA), IzDaSilverWolf (USA), Pal3Cl0ud-DeathByMonkey (Canada/Korea)
The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. That means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIEVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINION OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffiness,Potatotheumbreon, Snowblade-of-NightClan, MidnightAuraKitty, Spirit of the Brook, Shiverdream of Windclan, Darkpool34, IzDaSilverWolf, Pal3Cl0ud-DeathByMonkey
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A 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name.The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it to your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw, Scarheart, LarkThatSingsAtDawn, Dawneyes, Tabbyfire, Selah Lament, Stormfeather, Faithblossom, Thistleface, ScipioPB, ligersrcool, Rebellegirl, Pinkblossom97473, LadyofStarClan, IzDaSilverWolf, Pal3Cl0ud-DeathByMonkey
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If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile.
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90% of teens today would die if MySpace/Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
99.5 of all teens would cry if Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
97 of you wont repost this:
when Jesus died he was thinking of you
if you care repost this,watch what God will do
96 of teens wont stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4 who will
Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'mBLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night, there is 1 person on the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they always think about you when they go to sleep, they long for you. This is all true, not fake. If you repost this on to your profile in the next five minutes, that person will ask you out in a month, but if you don't, you will be alone for the next 45 years.
Help Eevee take over the world by posting her on your profile!
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See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.
Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
And how could I forget?
I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
I'll remember Silverstream,
I will remember Goosefeather,
I'll remember Mothwing,
I'll always think of Heathertail,
I will think of Tawnypelt,
I promise to remember Cinderheart,
I'll remember Leafpool,
I'll remember Brambleclaw,
I'll remember Lionblaze,
I'll remember Dovewing,
I'll remember Bluestar,
Feathertail will be in my mind,
I'll remember Ashfur,
I'll remember Ivypool,
I'll remember Crookedstar,
I'll remember Jayfeather,
I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
I'll remember the many battles,
STUPID THINGS YOU DID (THE BOLD ONES I DID, SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH DUMB THINGS I DO)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
Oh dear... Most of the stuff is bold... I am crazy and I'm proud ;D
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Having the love of your life say,"We can still be friends," is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel- let's just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape...
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, but all I want to know is who's drank my water!
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Friends will always be like,"Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying,"Seven days..."
The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.
I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time.
Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
They never suspect the short one.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Anyone else having trouble getting to Narnia?
Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?
People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
DEATH: the number 1 killer in the U.S...tell your friends.
Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!
Hey stupid! Your sock is untied...
If my calculations are correct...slinky (plus) escalator= EVERLASTING FUN!!
Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
Owww! Charlie!! Charlie bit me...
Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.
I'm not as random as you think I- SALAD.
It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.
Ever wonder why bologna and lasagna don't rhyme?
Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.
If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!!!
I see no good reason to act my age.
Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.
Be a dork!! Because being cool is overrated.
At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?
Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.
If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.
I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.
I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get what's coming to you: unless it gets lost in that mail.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Software engineering today is a race between programmers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe striving to build bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
I was standing in park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they came nearer. Then it hit me.
Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you
I dream of a world where there is such thing as magic. I hope for a world where there is no pain I try to getinto a world where I can do anything and have powers. I now live in a world of fun and mysteries. I feel the power love of the world I create. I keep going in the world where others stop.
I think of myself in ways others don't. I believe in things others don't understand. I understand things otherscannot, in a way that others cannot. I know, in ways that othersare ignorant of.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
(Wow. Who made this? So perfect.)
Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.
I'm the type of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of a toaster.
Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall down the stairs, and I laugh even harder.