Author has written 4 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, Underland Chronicles, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Well... I just deleted my entire profile. This is all new, as of 12/31/10.
Name: Jane, but you can call me anything. I mean, literally, I've been called everything from Jakey-chan to Luna-chi to Mystie.
Age: I was born in 1995. My birthday is in December. As of 2010, I am 15, but I still say I'm 13 if asked. I don't adjust to things quickly.
Personality: If you can't tell from reading my profile, I don't know what to say. :P I like to make jokes online because, chance is, I'll never run into any of you in real life. However, I have major issues with talking in RL. While I was stage managing a show at my school, the lead asked if I could talk at all. I told him that I was listening. I think he's afraid of me now.
So yeah, I'm kind of crazy and I like to ramble and I LOVE to write. I like Spanish and music and English and anime and manga and GLEE. I don't think anything has changed my life as much as Glee has. I love Kurt and Blaine and Puck and Klaine but mostly KURT. If I die before I get to give Chris Colfer a hug I will die sad.
I love filling out forms (yeah... I told you I was weird) and fanfiction and giving challenges, so if you ever need some inspiration, I will give you some of my mind images and let you run with them. I promise that none of them will be scissors. HOWEVER, some of them may be yaoi, also known as slash, also known as shonen-ai, also known as boy-boy, so... be prepared. :D
One more thing. Don't mention Twilight. I can suffer with the fact that some people in the world enjoy it, but... please just don't ask me why I don't. On the other hand, if you'd like to criticize it with me, go right ahead!
Appearance: I have blonde hair and blue eyes and pale skin. I'm 5'3". I'm not giving this description just for fun (...well, partly) but just so that you can picture me correctly, rather than as some crazy 5'10" redhead... okay, I have nothing against tall people or redheads, honestly, but I wanted to make my point and ZOMG ARE THEY PLAYING GLEE ON THE RADIO BECAUSE I THINK I JUST HEARD BLAINE SINGING TEENAGE DREAM
Contact: If you would like to talk to me, ask for my email or YIM. I like talking. (If you can't tell already.)
Also, if you are Chris Colfer, feelfreetocometomyhouseanytimekay?
...I want to kidnap him and Darren Criss and shrink them to pocket-size and then carry them around all day. Don't look at me like that, I'm sure it's legal in some state or other.
Open Challenge: Kurt and Blaine making cookies. Required line: "These cookies taste like you do after a long shower." JUST DO IT you know you want to
Don't read any of my current stories. Honestly, don't; I haven't put anything new up since 8th grade, they're not worth it. I can't decide whether to delete them or not... however, some new stuff will hopefully be coming soon. Klaine, maybe some Purt, definitely no Kurtofsky... but probably all Glee, since that's my inspiration at the moment. And of course, it'll probably be all Kurt... I'll try to add some variety, though.
If you're one of the people that I talked with for a lot for about a month and then stopped responding to... I'm sorry :\ I get really easily distracted and I forget to reply easily and before I know, the connection is lost. I apologize.
I BETA! But please don't ask me to do Twilight stories.
I'm a total Gleek. PM me. I accept pictures of Kurt as payment for... well, anything.
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