Artemis J. Halk
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Joined 03-06-05, id: 770504, Profile Updated: 02-08-15
Author has written 33 stories for Witch Hunter Robin, Marching Band, TV Commercials, Gorillaz, Harry Potter, Imagination Movers, Stargate: Universe, Artemis Fowl, Pushing Daisies, Labyrinth, Law and Order: SVU, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

If you are here looking for an update about Labyrinth Chronicles, this is for you: I'm not currently planning anything with it from this point on, and I think that all of my notes were deleted. Anybody is free to take my idea to use for their own; you do not need my permission.


I am really tired of proofreading for what usually amounts to really shitty fanfiction, and have thus stopped my services. I have no desire to start up again, so please do not send me a PM about proofreading.


In case I have never told anybody this, but I have another account. I use it to post up stories that I don't exactly want to be associated back to my main account. I'm currently in the process of writing a very long story over there. I don't have any other stories planned in the foreseeable future, especially not something that I would post over here. Sorry.


Sometimes, I feel like changing my username to the correct spelling. But, at the same time, I want to keep it to remind me of where I have been. I'm not that silly little 15 year old girl anymore, and it's amazing to me to be able to look back and think about how much that I've grown since I opened this account.


Happy reading!

–Artemis

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Rose Tyler's History of Sex by misscam reviews
At eight, Rose Tyler learns about sex. It all sounds very peculiar. [DoctorRose, RoseMickey, Others]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
By My Side by Indomitable Spirit reviews
SessXOlderRin ONESHOT. Never did he realize the full implication of his action in resurrecting the girl child. A fine line separated the savior and the saved. Who was the savior and who was the saved? Strange how seemingly random incidents and events
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Not Without my Tool! by Eve Nightingale reviews
Winry's having a difficult time sleeping without her ever present wrench handy. What can she subistute for it? EDWARDxWINRY !Just a onesot!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Stay by Nextin-line reviews
When love comes together in one night stands
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bouncy Balls by Okori Yo reviews
Never let Jack play with bouncy balls...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PockyPhoto reviews
KakaSaku oneshot. While on vacation, Sakura reminisces about her sad love life. And Kakashi decides to fix it for her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ambush by real elmo reviews
A humorous story of how the titans tried to figure out why slade's pretending to be a bush?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Slade - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherished by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. A rosescented wedding in the shiro gardens...with an interesting guest list. Rated 'M' for citrus content.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Rain by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. More than just the heat of a summer afternoon is washed away when Kaoru confronts Kenshin with her feelings. Rated 'M' for mature content.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Battousai, Kaoru - Complete
The Kiss by Lost and Found Puppy reviews
It was worth it. Bugger, was it worth it. JackElizabeth, shortshort
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Enough by Diebin reviews
A Post X2 Wolverine&Rogue fic with a side of Scott&Logan friendship, hold the manly displays of affection. Written before X3 came out. First uploaded story since 2001I hope the flamers aren't hungry anymore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Love this, Love him by Peace Loving Hippie reviews
SokkaZula oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Home by hallospacegirl reviews
A short oneshot of Marie and Logan, post X3. Angst alert!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Products by J Sumner reviews
Ninth Doctor era drabble. The dangers of sharing your shower with a 19 year old ape.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
A Fish out of Water by enigmawing reviews
Perhaps a missing chapter from one of our favorite movies about a certain little mermaid. Rated M for a small amount of sexual selfexploration.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
A Lovely Night by devilstarkitty13 reviews
Just your short little lemon between Howl and Sophie, please R&R! flames welcome! first lemon need help if it's bad writing another one but need ideas please message to help me with my writer's block!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Toph's monthly little problem by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Toph has a little problem that comes once a month. ONE SHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Toph - Complete
Barcelona by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
D10Rose. The Doctor and Rose finally get to visit Barcelona.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Not Your Everyday Responsibilities by Kali Cephirot reviews
Katara thinks that Sokka should give Aang The Talk. Sokka thinks his sister is crazy. [FINISHED.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sokka, Aang - Complete
Beer ala Mode by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
Rogue and Logan experiment with flirting over ice cream and beer.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
All Tomorrow's Parties by elodie reviews
She created a whole new life, a life full of champagne and aged silk and anonymous meetings in the most impersonal places. She wasn't living, she was dying. Songfic of sorts. RogueLogan
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Like This by RadiantBeam reviews
Mai is bored, so Zuko decides to show her how to defend herself with his knife. Oneshot Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Zuko - Complete
And The Moon Is No Dream by padfootvfd reviews
Dairine doesn't want Roshaun to discuss what happened between them on the moon. But why? I guess everyone has their secrets...DairineRoshaun
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Addicted by Emania reviews
[One Shot] Mason has always been an addict, that isn't going to change...but some addictions just might kill him. Angst. [MasonGeorge] Cross posted under user id803999
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Change of Heart by kayke reviews
Based on what happened in the Teen Titans comics. BeastBoy x Raven. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Teacher Cooties by Sammypenny reviews
Hermione says goodbye to the teachers for Christmas holiday and catches Teacher Cooties. Just a cute little drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ode to a Throwaway Line by LilacFree reviews
Based on a bit of dialogue from the 9th Doctor's first story: 'Rose' and depicts other things going on in London the night of the Auton attack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Do it Already! by Anne Packrat reviews
Havoc wonders why Mustang and Hawkeye aren't in a relationship. The answer may surprise you. It certainly surprised Havoc! Rated M as a precaution. No explicit sex but sexual language and profanity abound. Royai, RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Badedas by Salmon Pink reviews
Starfire wants to learn of Earth customs, and she wants to experience everything, and she wants to experience EVERYTHING. Starfire x Raven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
A Book Before Bedtime by Random-Battlecry reviews
The Doctor reads a bedtime story. Rose is easily amused. Warning for gratuitous corruption of Dr. Seuss. Oneshot. 9Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
I'm Sorry by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
When Rose finally tells the Doctor how she feels, he gets scared and tells her it can never be. Will he be able to turn back the clock and tell her how he feels? [relatively long songfic] 9Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
A Snowflake's Whisper by Natural Killer Cyborg reviews
Yuki x Tohru. Yuki wakes up from a bad dream concerned about Tohru. He goes to check on her, and finds himself a little close for comfort. He's naked in Tohru's bed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Angelic Musings by Nilmiel reviews
Koryu is bored of waiting for Kohaku to wake up after falling asleep to wait for that human. Not that he has any feelings for her, does he?
Wish - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Anything But Mine by Sarmoti reviews
Sirius has fallen for her but she married someone else. I just don't see how you could ever be anything but mine. Sirius/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
All work and no play makes JackDalek? by OrlithNightfire reviews
Jack gets board. just some sillyness after talking with my best mate on the phone.9thDocRoseJack. set after boom town
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Testing Times by OnlyAtNight reviews
Fred and George have a new potion. Who are the lucky guinea pigs? WARNING: Pure unadulterated porn R Rated CW HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
For The First Time by Sarmoti reviews
Remus watched her watching him. This had become a part of his daily schedule. He would get up, eat breakfast, read the paper, and then watch her. Remus/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Garnet & Amber by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
After Kohaku awakes from her one hundred year slumber and meets up with the new Shuichiro, Koryu finds his feelings for her spiraling out of control. [KoryuxKohaku]
Wish - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
It's All Tamaranean to Me by Takashi Miike reviews
One shot: Robin and Starfire, at last, have time to become intimate. Warning: graphic sexual content. First posted fic. Review please.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Blow into it! by Maiden of the BH reviews
ONE-SHOT! An old band director is distributing instruments to first year band students, but because of his temperment and a few very unhappy students, things get a bit crazy.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
To Save One Life by Havoc reviews
Amon struggles with his feelings, for both Touko and Robin, against the backdrop of episodes 10 through 15. Be gentle, I don't usually write anime fanfiction. This idea just grabbed me.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Even Trade by Satashi reviews
Kish kidnaps Ichigo and holds her ransom at his spaceship. But when she sees a side of him she's never seen before, could it lead to love? Kish x Ichigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,661 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Silver Banter by Gimpy1 reviews
On a night singled out for tradition sometimes the most untraditional and unexpected things can happen. R for language and minor sexual humorRL
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
No Excuses by Captain LeBubbles reviews
There's no excuse for moving at attention... not even if your drowning. Oneshot.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
Let Me Have You by C.Queen reviews
Expansions on the day Hisui and Kokuyo met and the day they decided to go to earth together. Also the day Husui finally said yes to another question.
Wish - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
A Battle Lost by Mizaya reviews
Kyoru. 'It was a weakness, letting her into his heart so firmly that he found himself dreaming of being with her forever.' Three-part fic with lime ending. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,297 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Playing By the Rules by Silindro reviews
It's hard to play by the rules, especially when you're drunk. And can anyone tell me what rhymes with puck? Logan and Marie can...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Closet Voyeurism by Gwen Potter reviews
Hiding from an enraged Ron, Fred and George watch a scene they'll never forget...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
Breathing by Kioda reviews
Can Helga and Arnold(grow-up) tell eachother how they feel before its too late. *COMPLETE* RandR ^,^ *whispers* lemon
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
Zenith's Arising by Sailor Panda reviews
On a moonlit night, a meeting takes place as two souls are drawn together in an unexpected way. [complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Hatori S., Tohru H. - Complete
Priceless by IfAlltheRaindrops reviews
A spoof on the master card commercial, this is the complete marching band invoice.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
Chasing Madam Cloud Splendor by Illyana Lian-hua Wendybyrd reviews
By popular request, a continuation of Wendybrd's "Sweet Water." Take note of the rating, this is our evocative version of Mulan.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/25/2001
Sweet Water by wendybyrd reviews
Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/15/2001
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Dressing reviews
**Major Spoilers for the season 2 finale!** A quiet moment between Coulson and Skye one morning as she helps him to get ready. They reflect on everything that they've been through together and what they mean to one another.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13 - [P. Coulson, Skye/Daisy] - Complete
Should Have Never Been Put in Charge reviews
Amanda is tasked to watch over Noah when Olivia has to interrogate a suspect. Thankfully, Fin is there to help her.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1 - [O. Tutuola, A. Rollins] Noah B.
Distraction reviews
Post 16.14, Intimidation Game. Amanda distracts Fin from his video games after the case.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18 - [O. Tutuola, A. Rollins] - Complete
The Labryinth Chronicles reviews
Jareth, Sarah, and all of their friends, both Aboveground, Underground, and everything in between go on some wild, magical adventures and get into tons of mischief. Rated for some swear words and slightly inappropriate topics.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Sarah, Jareth
Loophole reviews
Fae can only come to the Aboveworld if they've been wished for. But, Jareth would be a very poor Goblin King if he didn't know how to exploit loopholes in the wishes of humans.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,252 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
Sarah and the King: Bonus Content reviews
A removed scene from my short story, Sarah and the King. Jareth punishes Greg by making him run the Labyrinth before he sends him to the Bog of Eternal Stench, and Jareth and Sarah find some ways to keep themselves occupied for the next thirteen hours.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
Sarah and the King reviews
A Labyrinth-twist to the classic fairy tale, Beauty and the Beast. Jareth uses Sarah's love for her father to get her back into the castle, but not is all as it seems. Purple hyacinths, primroses, and a copy of the "Language of Flowers".
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,410 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Sarah, Jareth] - Complete
Life in Twenty-Four Parts reviews
AU; No Death. Just an awkward pie-maker and the broken woman who loves him in twenty-four parts.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Ned, Chuck C.] - Complete
Clones reviews
After Foaly tells Artemis about the existence of Artemis Fowl fanfiction, Artemis comes up with a devious plot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Sleeping Princess reviews
Prince Charming ran off with another man, leaving Snow White still asleep. The 7 little people come to the Movers to have them help wake her up.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Scott, Smitty - Complete
Phones reviews
Kitty's lost her phone while in New Mexico. So who does she call?
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Scott, Smitty - Complete
Wrong Story reviews
A mysterious visitor on board the Destiny leaves Eli in complete despair.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Eli W. - Complete
Planets reviews
They were like planets; inertia pushing them away and gravity pulling them back in.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Missing Clothes reviews
The Movers go to Hogwarts to help Minerva and Severus find Albus' missing clothes. Rated for an old man who forgot to put his clothes on and the mental images that it will cause you.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Smitty, unknown - Complete
The Summer Party
Nina hosts a pool party to celebrate the summer, and it's a party that only the Movers and friends could have. Rated for a few harsh words.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Nina K., Scott - Complete
Mysterious Ticking Noise reviews
There is a mysterious ticking noise in the Warehouse and the Movers come up with a great new song.
Imagination Movers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Smitty, Scott - Complete
Knit Knots' Wife
I wanted you to meet someone. This is my wife, Carol Knots." Everyone's jaw dropped to the floor. Rated for strong-ish adult content.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Knit Knots, unknown - Complete
The Call of the Wild
When Steve Irwin comes to the Idea Warehouse, the Movers must help him find a rare animal to gain back his fame and win back his family.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Published: 3/14/2010 - unknown, Scott - Complete
In YOUR Closet reviews
Mover Dave finds out why it's never a good idea to stalk someone from their closet. Sequel to "In My Close" so go read that first!
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
Family
Nina tells Kitty about her family. Rated for Kitty-related mischief.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Nina K., unknown - Complete
Girls reviews
Dave laments over girls and Kitty tries to hook him up with her cousin, Lily. One-shot.
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
Nina and Rich reviews
Nina and Rich walking home together after late nights at work. Pure fluff.
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nina K., Rich - Complete
The Tool Room reviews
Dave finds out another meaning for the word "Tool". Rated for alcohol use and the stupidity of mankind.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dave, Scott - Complete
Maestro Disaster reviews
The Movers must try and help a concert maestro make it to the airport so that she can conduct the New York Symphony. Rated for swears.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Scott, unknown - Complete
Architectural Problems
The Movers help an architect come up with a design for a building that will go down in history. Rated for strong language.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Scott, unknown - Complete
The Dirty Job reviews
The Movers try and help Lily make a career change from the adult industry into something more legitimate. The only problem? Lily isn't willing to go!
Imagination Movers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
In My Closet reviews
I think that the main question here is... Why is Mover Dave in my closet!
Imagination Movers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
Artemis' Band Parodies reviews
...Guess what? I've spent fifteen to many hours in front of a computer, and now, you'll all pay! Evil laugh! Random band parodies of Christmas songs, popular songs and Disney songs.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 71 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Trapped in a Broom Closet reviews
Hermione and Draco are kidnaped and trapped in a closet by an evil Mary Sue who wishes to replace them with her awesome Mary Sue Canon Characters! Rated for language and adult references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunday Drive reviews
The Gorillaz decide to take Celi on a Sunday drive through the course of their 19-2000 music video. Randomness ensues. Oneshot for fun. Watch for swearing, though.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Target Audiences reviews
Do you ever get the feeling that target audiences for shows aren't what they used to be? Rated M for a good reason, Little Timmy!
TV Commercials - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
What The Freak? reviews
What was that add just selling? Why do I have the sudden urge to go shopping to buy more usless thing that I don't want and or need? Rated for Language
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Little Robin reviews
[AU]A 5yearold Robin runs into a 15yearold Amon. NOW COMPLETED!
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete