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Author has written 28 stories for Witch Hunter Robin, Marching Band, TV Commercials, Gorillaz, Harry Potter, Imagination Movers, Stargate: Universe, Artemis Fowl, and Pushing Daisies.

I'm trying to put an end to all Mary Sues. If you would like to join me or help me in my quest or even just to see what's going on with me and Sues, you can click here: The Sue Destroyer

I AM A GIRL! I don't care if Eoin Colfer turned Artemis into a boy's name... I was Artemis before Artemis Fowl came along, so, females still have the name. Besides, Artemis the Greek Godess of the Hunt, the moon, virginity and childbirth, was before any of us... so yes.

How not to completely suck at fanfiction (some general things to keep in mind before you even begin to write):

I'll start off by saying that I love to read. I can just sit for hours reading a good books. My most recent fetish, however, is the craze called fanfiction. (And by recent, I mean since the seventh grade!) I have this whole system of how I read the fics and have been doing it since... forever. I just get such a thrill whenever I see that there is a new chapter (or two... or three...) of a good fic that I've been reading.

I love the fanfic communities because, as one motto goes "Everything By Everyone". To someone fairly new to the entire scene, this seems like a great idea. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, right? We should all have a chance to post our great stories on the WORLD WIDE WEB, right?

Well, to seasoned readers such as myself, you start to wish that "everyone" could be just whittled down to "a select few". First, there are the authors who draw you in with a catchy summary and/or title. "Alucard's Addiction"- Alucard has an addiction to pixy dust. Sounds good, right? What could be better for a few quick laughs than a Victorian-age, modern-day gothic vampire with an addiction to pixy dusty? So, you click on the story link and guess what? The story isn't even long enough to fill the entire screen. And the story probably isn't even very funny, to add insult to injury.

Next, are what I call the "fangirls". These are writers who claim to be living in the United States but insist in writing fifty to one-hundred percent of their stories in a fashion similar to text talk.

Well, I don't know about most readers, but whenever I see a story with frequent misspellings or "txt tlk" in both title AND summary, it's pretty much the same as waving a giant banner in front of your story saying "MY GRAMMAR WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE WITH HOW BACK THAT IT IS!"

The last major author topic is what I like to call the "newbie", thusly named mostly for their actions, regardless of how long they have been writing; though it will be fairly obvious once I show you the examples. The first one can be found in the summary or in the author's notes right before the start of the first chapter. They will usually say something like this: "This is my first fic/story, so be nice!" Nice? If you're looking for nice, go ask your parents or grandparents what they think, not the entire world. We aren't here to mollycoddle you. And if you think that this is a site that will, you are sadly mistaken and are far, far away from any such site that will gladly do so. (Sadly, not even the Teletubbies section will do so; Michael Jackson and beer.) And, not to say that a more mature reader won't be asking for lovely reviews or dissing those who are tempted to flame their (probably God-awful) story, only a newbie writer will actually claim their lack of proper grammar off on their inexperience, thought they are (mostly assumed) native English speakers and, if they are old enough to write, they should also be old enough to ask someone to edit it, too. And then, they have the gal to be angry at those who are only trying to help them improve their writing. Honestly. If you can't take the constructive criticism, you shouldn't post your stories!

The next topic on my agenda isn't writers, but more things that writers do (besides what I've already mentioned).
Some things that have been a bother lately:
-Chapters that are hardly half a page in length
-Chapters or huge chunks of them that are bolded and/or italicized for no reason
--Your eyes will bleed from this!
-Bad spelling
-Bad Grammar
-Bad format
-Gross, non-cannon shipping
-Mary Sues/Marty Stus
Allow me to elaborate on each in turn.

First, unless you are drabbling, there is little reason why each chapter shouldn't be at least a good length. I always judge by the size of the scrolly bar thing and go from there, before I even start reading a story. It doesn't matter if your story is good or bad- my opinion of your story actually starts forming the minute that I look at your story summary and decide to read it. After grammar and spelling, the length is always the second that I look at, and, if your chapters (sans prefaces, etc) are to short, that's already one strike against you. Yes, I have read good stories with short chapters. But, this is just one of those cases where the bad vastly outweighs the good. Furthermore, one shouldn't drown their readers in a sea of words by trying to squeeze multiple chapters into one. You don't want to overwhelm them! Find a happy medium instead. Look back at some of your favorite stories and see the length of their chapters for a basic guide and go off from that.

The next part is the random bolding and/or italicizing of huge chunks of chapters. I don't care who told you that it looks cool or whatever you think- a readers eyes WILL start to bleed after reading an entire chapter like this, I promise you. DO NOT italicize flashbacks, put them between special indicators. DO NOT italicize, bold or underline thoughts, especially between multiple characters, give us a guide at the beginning and expect us to remember who's though is whose. And especially DO NOT do the same thing, but with multiple characters singing!

Bad spelling and grammar I've already covered. If you're old enough to write, you're old enough to ask for help editing. Find a betareader, or, better yet, find two or three to nit-pick your stories. You'll be better of in the long run- trust me.

Format is very important, too. Don't cram all of your paragraphs together, but don't put it in to much space, either. Whenever a character is talking, always put the dialogue into a new paragraph and NEVER EVER put two characters talking into the same paragraph, as this creates confusion. Also, one should highly consider putting breaks in whenever there is a scene switch unless you can do so pretty seamlessly so that they reader knows there it's a change and not just a continuation of the scene you just ended.

The next is something that has everyone's gag reflexes tuned to perfection. Yes, there are non-cannon pairings that have a huge fanbase (Katara and Zuko for one), but please, think before you pair. I don't want to see another fic where Temari and Gaara are getting it on. Or worse, Kankuro and Gaara. And don't even think about bringing Dudley, Hagrid or the Giant Squid into any romantic pairings, please. I don't wish to see my dinner a second time.

The last, and worst, topic is Mary Sues or Marty Stus. They are original characters found in fanfiction that are so cliche and out of control, that the groups who have formed to take them down have checklists for typical behavior. (It's totally true- google "Mary Sue Litmus test" test if you don't believe me.) They mostly belong to "fangirl" authors, and, in most cases, are a written representation of the person the author wishes to be, pairing up romantically with their favorite character.

Common ways to spot a Sue/Stu:
-They have perfect hair all of the time, usually in some strange color (ie, silver or blue), where it isn't common in the verse
-Their eyes are some unusual color (ie, purple or yellow), in a verse where this is not common
-They usually have strange adjectives tacked before their hair or eyes (ie, golden hair or ruby-red eyes)
-They are beautiful without even trying
-Everybody likes the character
--Even that one character who hates everything and everyone
-The character is all powerful
-Cannon characters fall in love with the character, regardless on sexual preference or if they had a partner already
-The physical introduction of the character takes up at least one rather lengthy and long winded paragraph
-With every "costume" change, there is at least one rather lengthy and long winded paragraph describing what they're wearing
While those are just some of the major points, the Sues/Stus vary from cannon verse to cannon verse, from author to author and even from story to story.

To find out if your character is a good, well rounded character or just another bad cliche in story-writing, you can take a litmus test via google, or you can ask me to check for you (if I know the original story, that is...). The only draw-back to Litmus tests is that they're just a mark and can't possibly test on every aspect of your character. They also stink for original-plot (not fanfiction) characters, too. However, with the opinion of other authors, you should feel better about putting an original character story up.

One last topic that I'd like to touch on is plot. Now, I'm not saying that you should sit down and write draft after draft after you write up a story web or whatever, but you should go into the story with a good idea of how things are going to play out and all of the etceteras. There is seriously nothing worse than a flat plot line, or worse, no plot at all (with the exception of drabbles). Also, make it believable. A character isn't going to be transformed into a bombshell/mega hunk overnight, so don't even go there. Also, try and come up with something imaginative and original. Do your research and read several dozen fics before you decide on a good plot. As a general rule, stay away from vampire fics (unless the original is a vampire story) and time travel (unless the original is a time traveling story). Alternate Universes are alright as long as the original characters don't stray to much from their cannon-verse roles and you keep the overall theme in check (I don't want to see another "High School Naruto" fic, please!)

All-in-all, these are just general guide-lines that most well-rounded writers stick to already. They aren't written down because writing is an art-form, and it would be such a shame to put a lid on some of the most creative authors just because some stick-up-his-ass online dictator decided the need to regulate ALL of the stories to his rules.

While reading through my personal rant, you might have agreed with some things that I said (Reading italicized stories DOES make my eyes bleed!) and you might have completely disagreed with others (This Stu is completely bald...) It doesn't matter. It's my personal opinion on the matter and if you agree with zero percent or one-hundred percent, that's not my problem. Now, lets go read some fanfiction!

If you are looking for a beta, please, do not hesitate to ask! I am more than willing to help anyone who comes my way looking to better themselves! But, please, turn your private messages on!

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Rose Tyler's History of Sex by misscam reviews
At eight, Rose Tyler learns about sex. It all sounds very peculiar. [DoctorRose, RoseMickey, Others]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
By My Side by Indomitable Spirit reviews
SessXOlderRin ONESHOT. Never did he realize the full implication of his action in resurrecting the girl child. A fine line separated the savior and the saved. Who was the savior and who was the saved? Strange how seemingly random incidents and events
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Not Without my Tool! by Eve Nightingale reviews
Winry's having a difficult time sleeping without her ever present wrench handy. What can she subistute for it? EDWARDxWINRY !Just a onesot!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Stay by Nextin-line reviews
When love comes together in one night stands
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bouncy Balls by Okori Yo reviews
Never let Jack play with bouncy balls...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PockyPhoto reviews
KakaSaku oneshot. While on vacation, Sakura reminisces about her sad love life. And Kakashi decides to fix it for her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ambush by real elmo reviews
A humorous story of how the titans tried to figure out why slade's pretending to be a bush?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Slade - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherished by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. A rosescented wedding in the shiro gardens...with an interesting guest list. Rated 'M' for citrus content.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Rain by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. More than just the heat of a summer afternoon is washed away when Kaoru confronts Kenshin with her feelings. Rated 'M' for mature content.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Battousai, Kaoru - Complete
The Kiss by Lost and Found Puppy reviews
It was worth it. Bugger, was it worth it. JackElizabeth, shortshort
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Enough by Diebin reviews
A Post X2 Wolverine&Rogue fic with a side of Scott&Logan friendship, hold the manly displays of affection. Written before X3 came out. First uploaded story since 2001I hope the flamers aren't hungry anymore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Love this, Love him by Peace Loving Hippie reviews
SokkaZula oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Home by hallospacegirl reviews
A short oneshot of Marie and Logan, post X3. Angst alert!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Products by J Sumner reviews
Ninth Doctor era drabble. The dangers of sharing your shower with a 19 year old ape.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
A Fish out of Water by enigmawing reviews
Perhaps a missing chapter from one of our favorite movies about a certain little mermaid. Rated M for a small amount of sexual selfexploration.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
A Lovely Night by devilstarkitty13 reviews
Just your short little lemon between Howl and Sophie, please R&R! flames welcome! first lemon need help if it's bad writing another one but need ideas please message to help me with my writer's block!
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Toph's monthly little problem by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Toph has a little problem that comes once a month. ONE SHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Toph - Complete
Barcelona by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
D10Rose. The Doctor and Rose finally get to visit Barcelona.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Not Your Everyday Responsibilities by Kali Cephirot reviews
Katara thinks that Sokka should give Aang The Talk. Sokka thinks his sister is crazy. [FINISHED.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Sokka, Aang - Complete
Beer ala Mode by Wolf CrescentWalker reviews
Rogue and Logan experiment with flirting over ice cream and beer.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
All Tomorrow's Parties by elodie reviews
She created a whole new life, a life full of champagne and aged silk and anonymous meetings in the most impersonal places. She wasn't living, she was dying. Songfic of sorts. RogueLogan
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
Like This by RadiantBeam reviews
Mai is bored, so Zuko decides to show her how to defend herself with his knife. Oneshot Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Zuko - Complete
And The Moon Is No Dream by padfootvfd reviews
Dairine doesn't want Roshaun to discuss what happened between them on the moon. But why? I guess everyone has their secrets...DairineRoshaun
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Addicted by Emania reviews
[One Shot] Mason has always been an addict, that isn't going to change...but some addictions just might kill him. Angst. [MasonGeorge] Cross posted under user id803999
Dead Like Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Change of Heart by kayke reviews
Based on what happened in the Teen Titans comics. BeastBoy x Raven. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector by Anne Packrat reviews
Not quite as bad as it sounds. Though I'm still going to hell for writing it. Riza Hawkeye vs. Roy Mustang in a bad hardboiled detective story. Rated for really bad double entendres, sexual language and situations, and excessive abuse of a single joke.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Teacher Cooties by Sammypenny reviews
Hermione says goodbye to the teachers for Christmas holiday and catches Teacher Cooties. Just a cute little drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Ode to a Throwaway Line by LilacFree reviews
Based on a bit of dialogue from the 9th Doctor's first story: 'Rose' and depicts other things going on in London the night of the Auton attack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Do it Already! by Anne Packrat reviews
Havoc wonders why Mustang and Hawkeye aren't in a relationship. The answer may surprise you. It certainly surprised Havoc! Rated M as a precaution. No explicit sex but sexual language and profanity abound. Royai, RoyRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Badedas by Salmon Pink reviews
Starfire wants to learn of Earth customs, and she wants to experience everything, and she wants to experience EVERYTHING. Starfire x Raven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
A Book Before Bedtime by Random-Battlecry reviews
The Doctor reads a bedtime story. Rose is easily amused. Warning for gratuitous corruption of Dr. Seuss. Oneshot. 9Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Complete
I'm Sorry by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
When Rose finally tells the Doctor how she feels, he gets scared and tells her it can never be. Will he be able to turn back the clock and tell her how he feels? [relatively long songfic] 9Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
A Snowflake's Whisper by Natural Killer Cyborg reviews
Yuki x Tohru. Yuki wakes up from a bad dream concerned about Tohru. He goes to check on her, and finds himself a little close for comfort. He's naked in Tohru's bed!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
Angelic Musings by Nilmiel reviews
Koryu is bored of waiting for Kohaku to wake up after falling asleep to wait for that human. Not that he has any feelings for her, does he?
Wish - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Anything But Mine by Sarmoti reviews
Sirius has fallen for her but she married someone else. I just don't see how you could ever be anything but mine. Sirius/Hermione, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
All work and no play makes JackDalek? by OrlithNightfire reviews
Jack gets board. just some sillyness after talking with my best mate on the phone.9thDocRoseJack. set after boom town
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Testing Times by OnlyAtNight reviews
Fred and George have a new potion. Who are the lucky guinea pigs? WARNING: Pure unadulterated porn R Rated CW HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
For The First Time by Sarmoti reviews
Remus watched her watching him. This had become a part of his daily schedule. He would get up, eat breakfast, read the paper, and then watch her. Remus/Hermione, Sirius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Garnet & Amber by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
After Kohaku awakes from her one hundred year slumber and meets up with the new Shuichiro, Koryu finds his feelings for her spiraling out of control. [KoryuxKohaku]
Wish - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
It's All Tamaranean to Me by Takashi Miike reviews
One shot: Robin and Starfire, at last, have time to become intimate. Warning: graphic sexual content. First posted fic. Review please.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Blow into it! by Maiden of the BH reviews
ONE-SHOT! An old band director is distributing instruments to first year band students, but because of his temperment and a few very unhappy students, things get a bit crazy.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
To Save One Life by Havoc reviews
Amon struggles with his feelings, for both Touko and Robin, against the backdrop of episodes 10 through 15. Be gentle, I don't usually write anime fanfiction. This idea just grabbed me.
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Even Trade by Satashi reviews
Kish kidnaps Ichigo and holds her ransom at his spaceship. But when she sees a side of him she's never seen before, could it lead to love? Kish x Ichigo
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,661 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Silver Banter by Gimpy1 reviews
On a night singled out for tradition sometimes the most untraditional and unexpected things can happen. R for language and minor sexual humorRL
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
No Excuses by Captain LeBubbles reviews
There's no excuse for moving at attention... not even if your drowning. Oneshot.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
Let Me Have You by C.Queen reviews
Expansions on the day Hisui and Kokuyo met and the day they decided to go to earth together. Also the day Husui finally said yes to another question.
Wish - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
A Battle Lost by Mizaya reviews
Kyoru. 'It was a weakness, letting her into his heart so firmly that he found himself dreaming of being with her forever.' Three-part fic with lime ending. COMPLETE
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,297 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Playing By the Rules by Silindro reviews
It's hard to play by the rules, especially when you're drunk. And can anyone tell me what rhymes with puck? Logan and Marie can...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Closet Voyeurism by Gwen Potter reviews
Hiding from an enraged Ron, Fred and George watch a scene they'll never forget...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Percy W., Hermione G. - Complete
Breathing by Kioda reviews
Can Helga and Arnold(grow-up) tell eachother how they feel before its too late. *COMPLETE* RandR ^,^ *whispers* lemon
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Complete
Zenith's Arising by Sailor Panda reviews
On a moonlit night, a meeting takes place as two souls are drawn together in an unexpected way. [complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Hatori S., Tohru H. - Complete
Priceless by IfAlltheRaindrops reviews
A spoof on the master card commercial, this is the complete marching band invoice.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Complete
Chasing Madam Cloud Splendor by Illyana Lian-hua Wendybyrd reviews
By popular request, a continuation of Wendybrd's "Sweet Water." Take note of the rating, this is our evocative version of Mulan.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,200 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/25/2001
Sweet Water by wendybyrd reviews
Mulan, Shang, a river by moonlight..... Those who would see this as profane look away! Hide your eyes, for yes! I have brought sex into the story.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/15/2001
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Life in Twenty-Four Parts reviews
AU; No Death. Just an awkward pie-maker and the broken woman who loves him in twenty-four parts.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/31 - [Ned, Chuck C.] - Complete
Clones reviews
After Foaly tells Artemis about the existence of Artemis Fowl fanfiction, Artemis comes up with a devious plot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Sleeping Princess reviews
Prince Charming ran off with another man, leaving Snow White still asleep. The 7 little people come to the Movers to have them help wake her up.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Scott, Smitty - Complete
Phones reviews
Kitty's lost her phone while in New Mexico. So who does she call?
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Scott, Smitty - Complete
Wrong Story reviews
A mysterious visitor on board the Destiny leaves Eli in complete despair.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Eli W. - Complete
Rich's and Nina's Secret reviews
Sequel to "Rich and Nina". Rich's and Nina's somewhat rocky beginnings of a relationship as they fight to overcome awkward situations and telling the other Movers about their new new-found love for each other.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Nina K., Rich
Celery reviews
What happens when the Gorillaz get a maid. Drabbles, random humour and fluff occur within. Rated for language and mature refrecences.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008
Planets reviews
They were like planets; inertia pushing them away and gravity pulling them back in.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
The Missing Clothes reviews
The Movers go to Hogwarts to help Minerva and Severus find Albus' missing clothes. Rated for an old man who forgot to put his clothes on and the mental images that it will cause you.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Smitty, unknown - Complete
The Summer Party
Nina hosts a pool party to celebrate the summer, and it's a party that only the Movers and friends could have. Rated for a few harsh words.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Nina K., Scott - Complete
Mysterious Ticking Noise reviews
There is a mysterious ticking noise in the Warehouse and the Movers come up with a great new song.
Imagination Movers - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Smitty, Scott - Complete
Knit Knots' Wife
I wanted you to meet someone. This is my wife, Carol Knots." Everyone's jaw dropped to the floor. Rated for strong-ish adult content.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Knit Knots, unknown - Complete
The Call of the Wild
When Steve Irwin comes to the Idea Warehouse, the Movers must help him find a rare animal to gain back his fame and win back his family.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Published: 3/14/2010 - unknown, Scott - Complete
In YOUR Closet reviews
Mover Dave finds out why it's never a good idea to stalk someone from their closet. Sequel to "In My Close" so go read that first!
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
Nina tells Kitty about her family. Rated for Kitty-related mischief.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Nina K., unknown - Complete
Girls reviews
Dave laments over girls and Kitty tries to hook him up with her cousin, Lily. One-shot.
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
Nina and Rich reviews
Nina and Rich walking home together after late nights at work. Pure fluff.
Imagination Movers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nina K., Rich - Complete
The Tool Room reviews
Dave finds out another meaning for the word "Tool". Rated for alcohol use and the stupidity of mankind.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dave, Scott - Complete
Maestro Disaster reviews
The Movers must try and help a concert maestro make it to the airport so that she can conduct the New York Symphony. Rated for swears.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Scott, unknown - Complete
Architectural Problems
The Movers help an architect come up with a design for a building that will go down in history. Rated for strong language.
Imagination Movers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Scott, unknown - Complete
The Dirty Job reviews
The Movers try and help Lily make a career change from the adult industry into something more legitimate. The only problem? Lily isn't willing to go!
Imagination Movers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
In My Closet reviews
I think that the main question here is... Why is Mover Dave in my closet!
Imagination Movers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dave, unknown - Complete
Artemis' Band Parodies reviews
...Guess what? I've spent fifteen to many hours in front of a computer, and now, you'll all pay! Evil laugh! Random band parodies of Christmas songs, popular songs and Disney songs.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 71 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007
Trapped in a Broom Closet reviews
Hermione and Draco are kidnaped and trapped in a closet by an evil Mary Sue who wishes to replace them with her awesome Mary Sue Canon Characters! Rated for language and adult references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunday Drive reviews
The Gorillaz decide to take Celi on a Sunday drive through the course of their 19-2000 music video. Randomness ensues. Oneshot for fun. Watch for swearing, though.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Target Audiences reviews
Do you ever get the feeling that target audiences for shows aren't what they used to be? Rated M for a good reason, Little Timmy!
TV Commercials - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
What The Freak? reviews
What was that add just selling? Why do I have the sudden urge to go shopping to buy more usless thing that I don't want and or need? Rated for Language
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Little Robin reviews
[AU]A 5yearold Robin runs into a 15yearold Amon. NOW COMPLETED!
Witch Hunter Robin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete