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Name: Lionheart, not really, but screw it that's all you're getting

Age: I'm old enough to drive

Everyone has a goal, that's Fiction 101. Be it human, alien, or even a demonic, carnivorous, bisexual triceratops. That includes me the science fair project gone wrong. The one that seems like a good idea, looks like it should work, but actually goes horrifically wrong. That's to a twisted genetic combination of mylalgic encephalomyelitis (more commonly, but incorrectly known as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) and rheumatoid arthritis. The M.E. came first and I missed most of the first half of the 14/15 school year because I was sick. Basically M.E. is a disease that is triggered by an unknown thing. It leaves me with little energy and chronic fatigue. Not the "Shit I stayed up late and now I'm super tired." fatigue, but the fatigue of (Here's a quiz for you)

A. Running a Marathon with no prior training B. Recovering from a surgery C. Really great sex. For 3 days straight. D. All of the above combinded

Go ahead guess. Got your answer great. Here's the answer. Turns out YOU WERE WRONG. The actual answer is...

E. None of the above because those don't come close to describing it well enough. Except maybe C. three days is a long time...

Back to the point. It's mostly better now, but when I first got and when I have relapses it is impossible to get out of bed. It takes too much energy to do that. Use the bathroom, sure if you don't mind wetting yourself, or a monumental effort to walk the twenty steps it takes to walk there. Also if you decide to walk to the bathroom add another day to hell on Earth, which is usually a week or longer. It sucks to say the least. Oh FYI friendships forget about that unless they are willing to talk once a month. I lost most of mine during that time. I'm back in school now and function fairly regularly. I can play soccer and go to school, and truthfully that means more than a lot of people might think.

Okay next one rheumatoid arthritis. Try saying that three times fast. Again it is triggered by an unknown, but it however is treatable. I mean three shots a week suck, but the pills aren't that bad. Mostly just pain comes from the arthritis, but I almost never experience that anymore.

Now you know my life story, wasn't that fun. So as (if you are still reading) I ramble often. I'll cut down on it in anything I post, or at least try to. Oh, yeah I started with that pro tip from Fiction 101. Another pro tip, I've never taken Fiction 101 at my Univeristy of Bullshitting Life Triumphantly. Hopefully you also realize that Universety of BLT isn't real and even if it was U of BLT shares an acronym with a sandwich. Everyone does have a goal though that part is true, be it big or small. Mine is to escape all the shit I deal with in life. That's why I'm here. To escape.

"That concludes our episode of 'Teenage Angst'. Tune in next week folks to our special two-part episode to learn how unfair Brittany's parents are because they won't buy her a new car. Discover the horrors Chad must go through on spring break in Tobago when the sweater he wants to drape over his shoulders doesn't match his polo."


Read Skuldugery Pleasent by Derek Landy. Just do it. I would write some stuff for it, but I don't think I could come even close to doing it justice. I mean look at these quotes,

"There's no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and there is lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for. Serpine will only have won when there is no one left to stand against him. Until then there is only stuggle, because tides do what tides do- they turn. (Skulduggery Pleasent) "Doors are for people with no imagination." (Skullduggery Pleasent) "We're not retreating, just advancing in reverse." (Skullduggery Pleasent) "Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. ' I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' 'And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight." (Skulduggery Pleasent & Baron Vengeous)

I'll mostly write Percy Jackson and Harry Potter fics. Maybe a crossover or two. I guess that's it for now? When I post some stuff I'll add info about those, probably.

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Of Water and Salt by Stellarys reviews
Percy Jackson is tired. Tired of all the fighting and all the death. He just wants to rest. The Mortal World is changing as they begin to raise their own champions. The Immortal Realm will not stand idly by as time passes. So when Olympus calls, her Sword must answer. But is it the same blade that fell Gaea or one newly forged? (AU) (Post Giant War) (Pre Battle of New York)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 384,147 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 4,975 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Percy J.
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 590,886 - Reviews: 12282 - Favs: 19,286 - Follows: 21,707 - Updated: 12/31/2022 - Published: 5/1/2019 - Harry P., Hestia
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,908 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 10,487 - Follows: 10,651 - Updated: 11/28/2022 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,465 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 10,262 - Follows: 13,076 - Updated: 9/20/2022 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Case of the Violent Vacua of Vacuity by SalTalStudios reviews
The last thing Harry needed before his much deserved holiday was to get paired with the insufferable Hermione Granger on a case for work. And a ridiculous case, at that. If it wasn't for the prospect of getting promoted, he might have thrown in the towel all together. But perhaps things-and people-weren't always what they seemed. Even if they were ridiculous and insufferable. AU,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/19/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Soul Scars by Rtnwriter reviews
What's a girl to do when somewhere out there, there's a boy and every scar he gets appears on her body? When he's being abused? Hermione Granger, for one, is determined to find him and save him. Fourth Year. There's a big event at Hogwarts this year. The DOM is interested in the bonded. Darkness looms, old enemies return to haunt them and new foes make life more difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 599,244 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 6,539 - Updated: 9/19/2022 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
As Your Wife by Eronald reviews
After catching a rubber bullet for Nightfall, Twilight scores some heavy bruising. Later in the evening, Yor, wrapped up in her sad overthinking, catches sight of Loid exiting the bathroom. Stunned and concerned, Yor tries her best to be a good wife, and tends to Loid's battle scars. Post-Chapter 34.
Spy x Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/17/2022 - [Yor Briar/Thorn Princess, Loid Forger/Twilight] Anya Forger - Complete
Sweet Thing by WardyWoo reviews
At thirty-five, Harry begins to look back; at the things he'd done, but most of all at the things he'd missed. Post-war AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/26/2022 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 5/30/2022 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
The Last Argonaut by lildrummerboi reviews
At 19 years old, Percy Jackson had thought that the greatest challenges before him were graduating college and saving up for marrying the girl of his dreams. Now, he's 200 years in the future, homeless, and a wanted fugitive. Wait…did that girl have bunny ears? What the hades is even going on here?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 269,068 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 5,386 - Updated: 4/27/2022 - Published: 5/29/2020 - Percy J., S. Sosaki/Mandalay, 1-A Students, Rumi U./Mirko
Whiskey Time Travel by Sapper One reviews
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,295 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 14,116 - Follows: 17,516 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
Idunn's Apple Pie by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The Red Skull has tracked down not just Steve Rogers' home, but his new wife and child. He plans to take his revenge... Without considering just what kind of woman it takes to make Captain America settle down. One thing's for sure: She's not ordinary... Crack pairing. Please read and review!
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/11/2021 - Published: 1/14/2020 - S. Rogers/Captain America - Complete
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 2/25/2021 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Level Up! by Yojimbra reviews
Izuku Midoriya hated his quirk, and he was fairly certain the feeling was mutual. RPG Quirk Izuku. Gamer Izuku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,220 - Reviews: 4926 - Favs: 8,166 - Follows: 8,317 - Updated: 2/6/2021 - Published: 11/10/2019 - [Itsuka K., Nejire Hado, Momo Y., Izuku M.] - Complete
To Touch the Stars by Elsbeth Ravensblood reviews
Daphne Greengrass has a physical abnormality that makes her the target of abuse in the magical world. Dealing with it is hard...until somebody who knows what she's going through helps her. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,662 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 11/22/2020 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Sing a Requiem by continuedinterests reviews
Harry is a Horcrux, isn't he? Don't be silly. What a strange thought to have. Anyway. Anyway. During 6th year, Hermione has a realization that Harry is a Horcrux while doing some homework in the library. Things spiral out from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,764 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/1/2020 - Published: 8/2/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Edelweiss by SalTalStudios reviews
When Harry got on a broom for the first time to catch Neville's Remembrall, he never imagined it would be the start of a series of events that would lead him to a certain French witch and change his life forever. One-shot. Flowerpot. AU-no horcruxes, Pettigrew captured at the end of 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 883 - Published: 9/28/2020 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
After Shocks by Juxtaposed Soul reviews
Tonks thought that things would be good after the war, she had her son and her husband. But her husband had issues, issues she thought he had dealt with but had only brushed under the carpet. When it all falls apart, will Harry be there to support not only his Godson, but his mother as well. Harry/Tonks one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 328 - Published: 6/17/2020 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I Hold With Those who Favor Fire by wolfsrainrules reviews
It's always Deku or one of the kids that go back in time to fix things. It's always the children that bare the burden, that remember the horrors that required such drastic measures to overcome...But what if it was Enji? (TimeTravel AU, co-written with Northpeach, Enji gets to be GOOD DAD)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,787 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Enji T./Endeavor, Inko M.
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel, No slash, Abuse, Contains Angst*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 318,636 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 1/22/2020 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
My Harry Academia by Raolin reviews
Cast adrift and forgotten, what happens when a 15-year-old Harry Potter who's lost his powers meets All Might, the world's greatest hero, who happens to be looking for a successor? Some Plus Ultra shenanigans, that's what. Featuring Harry with newfound powers attending UA High, because that worked so well for Hogwarts, right? Slightly different cast of classmates, and Harry/multi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,992 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 1/1/2020 - Published: 5/7/2019 - Harry P., Toshinori Y./All Might
Gambit's Refrain by paradoxed reviews
It's the Solstice after the Giant War, but Artemis isn't on Olympus. Neither is Percy Jackson. A story of divinity and mortality, of love and all that comes with it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 8/23/2016 - [Artemis, Percy J.] - Complete
Defiance by World of Bubbles reviews
AU Titan-Victory. Percy vanished from the face of the Earth years ago. With a mission gone wrong, Kronos forces a captured Thalia Grace to become his bride and the Rebellion must turn to their estranged Roman family. And while Kronos rules them all, both in body and soul, there are some things even beyond his control: a certain daughter of Zeus and the ever elusive spirit of hope.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 224,165 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 10/7/2011 - [Kronos, Thalia G.] Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Adversity Breeds Excellence by BeeeTeee reviews
Thrown into a war he is clearly not prepared for, Harry, spurred to advance his magical abilities by the tragic events following the closure of his fourth year, takes on old enemies with new friends at his back. Summer of Fifth year beginning after the third task. Detailed magical combat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,415 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 7,064 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 11/18/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks]
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 7,534 - Follows: 4,192 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Perseus: Ancient Son of the Heavens and Sea by Allegra M reviews
Perseus is the secret son of the queen of the heavens and the sea god. For eons they have shielded him, but every secret must come to light.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 252,680 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Calypso, Percy J.] Annabeth C., OC
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 1,463 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Born To Run by IJustWantToWriteAGoodStory reviews
To cope with the problems of the world, Izuku Midoriya runs. He keeps on running till one day he is chosen in order to run to save others. Watch as a boy who lost all hope of being a hero slowly becomes the symbol of hope to those who have lost it. He may not have been the fastest as a child, but with his new gifted powers he will surely save those from harm in a Flash
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 152,485 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Izuku M., Tenya I., Momo Y., Hitoshi S.
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,228 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Coffee and Cherry Blossoms by An Amateur Supervillain reviews
Momo Yaoyorozu and Izuku Midoriya have been best friends for a long while - however, that relationship has the potential to flower into something so much more; both students have begun seeing eachother in a new, far less 'platonic' light. Perhaps all it would take to change their lives is a day to themselves and a few cups of coffee? Momo certainly seems to think so.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/8/2019 - [Izuku M., Momo Y.] Toshinori Y./All Might, Shouta A./Eraserhead - Complete
I object! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 559 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Not My Concern by RandmWriter reviews
He was supposed to stop worrying about them after graduation, dammit.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/9/2019 - Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hizashi Y./Present Mic, 1-A Students - Complete
Toys for Every Girl and Boy by Drag0nst0rm reviews
When the Marauders leave Hogwarts, they start a toy store. This changes more than you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Welcome To Musutafu by ZacFF reviews
(Set one week before the U.A Entrance Exam.) When a curious Momo Yaoyorozu ventures off into Musutafu, she gets into trouble. But, luckily, our boy Izuku is there to help and introduce her to the city of Musutafu. (Cover image isn't mine. Credits to whoever owns it.)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,934 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 11/28/2018 - [Izuku M., Momo Y.] - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bunny Ears by Mugiwara N0 Luffy reviews
Izuku has been training under Miruko for years now, but what started out as admiration bloomed into something more. (IzuRumi fic)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 277 - Published: 9/17/2018 - [Izuku M., Rumi U./Mirko] - Complete
Worth It by Deberzer reviews
Meet-cute AU. After a night of clubbing, Sam goes home alone when a car pulls up to her and a flustered Lara asks, "How much?" Awkwardness ensues.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,935 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/26/2018 - Published: 11/14/2016 - [Samantha N., Lara Croft] - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,392 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
The Price of Betrayal by Alsas1975 reviews
Voldemort has always wanted to kill him, and the support of magical Britain has been inconsistent at best. What happens when Harry learns that some of those closest to him are not what they seem? Harry Potter one-shot. H/HG. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Collectors by jaythekoala reviews
Harry Potter wakes up in an unfamiliar place, missing parts of his memory. His only clue to what happened to him is a young woman who claims to be his Auror partner. They are supposedly hot on the trail of a major criminal organisation, but as Harry is about to find out, not all is as it seems. Winner of DLP's March 2018 Story Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Harry P., Lisa T. - Complete
106 Attempts to get your Deku by Eilhart123 reviews
"Curious…They seem really protective of him." After the U.A. Sports-festival Itsuka Kendo, the big sister of Class 1-B, developed an interest in Izuku Midoriya from Class 1-A. The strange muttering boy who fought so valiantly during the event. However her efforts to get closer to him are constantly blocked by Izuku's over protective classmates. (Itsuka x Izuku)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 687 - Published: 2/27/2018 - [Itsuka K., Izuku M.] 1-A Students, 1-B Students - Complete
In Katsuki's Room by BlackyMacky reviews
Fem! Katsuki AU: "Kacchan… we can’t do this right now. What if your mom walks in?” "Her and dad are at work, so shut up." Katsuki needs to work off some stress, and her boyfriend Deku is just the one to help.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 248 - Published: 1/5/2018 - [Katsuki B., Izuku M.] - Complete
The Howler by potterheadproblems reviews
Peter never had time to sell the Potters out to Voldemort before he was shipped to Azkaban. James and Lily are alive, and Harry gets an interesting Howler after crashing the car at the beginning of second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Minimum Height Requirement by Drag0nst0rm reviews
Bruce's kids want to fight crime. Bruce just wants them to live to adulthood. In this universe, Bruce wins. Mostly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,715 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 152 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Oh Children by Nemesis13 reviews
Harry wasn't surprised Ron left, he never handled pressure and responsibility well after all. Hermione though, well...she was hurting over the betrayal. He...he didn't like that, and while emotions weren't Harry's thing, he'd do his best to remind his best friend that there was someone who was there for her, just as she was there for him. It was what loved ones did after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterbeer, Bollocks and a Ball by jaythekoala reviews
"She Transfigured Seamus' testicles into a pair of tweezers!" Through a series of unfortunate events and unwise decisions, Harry Potter ends up going to the Yule Ball with Daphne Greengrass. Perhaps things won't turn out so bad after all: when you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up, right? …Right? Not your usual Daphne fic. Warnings for language and underage drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 438 - Published: 10/1/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,888 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
Queen of Hearts by Thalius reviews
"A Jack of Spades?" "Yeah, I had a whole system to keep track of things. Royal cards stood for weapons, spades meant Hakke, clubs for Crux/Lomar, diamonds for Omolon, and hearts... well, hearts were for this girl I knew."
Destiny - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Cayde-6
Midoriya's Note Taking Skills Are Scary by partner555 reviews
Deku wrote a LOT of notes on other people's quirks. What if they read those notes?
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 1,774 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Tenya I., 1-A Students - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 10871 - Favs: 12,788 - Follows: 12,496 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
True Love Isn't Always Conventional by Greye reviews
Harry and Fleur meet during the riotous aftermath of the World Cup. How will this meeting change the course of their lives? This is a Harry/Fleur pairing. Goblet of Fire world, some AU plot, (some non-canon), Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,798 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Intersecting Realities by rightous malestrom reviews
Voldemort is back, he can be stopped but all things come at a price. Someone called for a hero but he said no, ripped from his own reality he jumps again. Will he be more helpful this time? AU femHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 124,527 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 316 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6282 - Favs: 21,063 - Follows: 23,981 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 6047 - Favs: 16,374 - Follows: 13,489 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Gods Amongst Men by Slimah reviews
What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 307,120 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 8,449 - Follows: 8,864 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Daphne G.
Forgot to Say by Felicity Dream reviews
Realistic Percathena. They didn't make sense together, but they made it work. But then she messed up and now he's gone. The next time they meet, he's a stern and serious business man and she's a schoolgirl. Reincarnation and divine punishment dictates. It's a lesson in humility for a goddess, and a lesson in learning to live and love again for a mortal man.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,149 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Athena, Percy J.] Aphrodite, Artemis - Complete
Unexpected Company by andrewjameswilliams reviews
AU. What if Ezra and some other members of the Ghost crew had been present during the events of The Force Awakens? How would there presence affect the events of the movie?
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/1/2016
Appetite for Destruction by sleepinglion5398 reviews
The War ended when Harry finally killed the Dark Lord. His reward? A cosy cell in Azkaban next to Bellatrix Lestrange. But a pact is made & during an escape, an accident puts them in another universe. Realising violence is the modus of survival, Harry fights to find his way in a world where enemies lurk in the shadows, trust is a scarce commodity & Death is just a heartbeat away...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 57,912 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.]
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 4,010 - Follows: 1,455 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Legacy of Sparta by MetalGearMantis reviews
Perseus has been at the centre of history's greatest wars for the past three thousand years. But with Olympus' greatest ever threats looming, the time has finally come for the broken yet brilliant warrior to step out from the shadows that have hidden him for so long, and stop acting as the evil necessity he views himself as. And instead become the hero that he's truly meant to be.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,894 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 2,549 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4074 - Favs: 12,543 - Follows: 14,195 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2658 - Favs: 10,945 - Follows: 7,554 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Promises by durararaaa reviews
Be selfish for once and go out there and enjoy life before finally walking towards the end without any regrets. That was the plan. No one warned him of the danger of meeting new people. Especially if you get a bit too attached to them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Complete
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 436 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 6,907 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Forest of Dean by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot AU of DH. Ron doesn't reconnect with his friends until three months later. But how much of a difference will THAT make?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
One Night Stand by Swani reviews
Korra and Asami hook up during a party, but Bolin and Opal refuse to let it be just a one-time thing. (Modern AU)
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Korra, Bolin, Asami S., Opal - Complete
Adam and Eve by Disciple of Ember reviews
Rapture is the city of nightmares. It slays gods and men with equal disdain. When two unlikely allies come together in their joint efforts to escape, only one question will remain between them. How far are you willing to go to survive?
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 163,184 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Little Sister, Big Sister, OC - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Vulpem pilum mutat, non mores by Tine An reviews
Stabbed, late at night, in Hogsmeade Harry wakes up, face in the snow, in 1967. He isn't famous, he has no money, and no one has heard of Lord Voldemort. Becoming increasingly doubtful about the possibility of his return to the future he wonders if he may have to organise a little bit of a coup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] Rosmerta
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 6,714 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Henceforth, Equally Cursed by R-dude reviews
Some consider immortality to be the ultimate state of existence. Others dismiss it as a simple concept with no grounds in reality. Diana Wayne finds immortality to be a - sometimes unbearable - burden. (What-If AU)
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman] OC - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 12,173 - Follows: 3,755 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Padawan Found by RedQueenSlay238 reviews
When Barriss Offee is unexpectedly made to train under Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker her entire world it turned on its head. In an adventure that spans every corner of the universe, Barriss will slowly discover not only her own destiny, but her true love.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 145,260 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Ahsoka T., Barris Offee - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 1,126 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 790 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 268 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Some Industrial Light and Magic by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Harry Potter and the Blazin Goblet by sastath reviews
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,717 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 612 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dream Deferred by frodogenic reviews
Luke Skywalker saw a lot of pilots die in the fight against the Empire. Most of them were friends. She was almost more... A oneshot in honor of Valentine's Day. Canon-compliant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Luke S. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Double Agent by jc155896 reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 423 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 751 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 542 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Heir of Gringotts by The-Caitiff reviews
Horrid little plot bunny that spawned because someone pointed out a growing cliche. I twisted everything around as usual and this was the result. HPGrHo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 238 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6703 - Favs: 19,762 - Follows: 7,377 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 9,037 - Follows: 1,251 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The FitzPotter Scandal by Ramos reviews
Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of the Hero by joe6991 reviews
The Hero Trilogy, Part One. After the tragedy of his fifth-year, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts and to a war that will shake the Wizarding and Muggle worlds to their very core. Peace rests on the edge of a sword, and on the courage of Harry alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 338,022 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4883 - Favs: 11,000 - Follows: 4,650 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 11,849 - Follows: 5,362 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 8,901 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete