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Joined 03-06-05, id: 770573, Profile Updated: 05-14-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello all. I've been reading HP fanfiction for a LONG time. About 10 years. My favorite is of course D/Hr and that's what I read most so I know ALL the cliche's and stupid tacky mistakes authors can make with them and I promise to TRY not to do that in my own fics! so heres a lil about me...

My favorite pairings are...

Draco/Hermione (Duh)

Ron/ Luna (they're cute no?)

Harry/Ginny (talk about a match made in heaven!)

My LEAST favorite pairings...

Draco/Pansy (Draco has to be with Hermione!)

Pansy/anybody (i hate pansy!)

Ron/Hermione (Hermione has to be with Draco!)

Harry/Hermone (for reasons that i hope are now obvious!)

My favorite books besides HP...

Girl With a Pearl Earring by Tracy Chevalair

Girl in Hyacinth Blue by Susan Vreeland

1984 George Orwell

My fics are all draco/hermione and i dont think that will change anytime soon. the only thing that i will probably change is the apraoach, one of my fics, In Too Deep, is a one shot and a darkfic, where as my other one, Not Exactly Hate, is planned to be more humor and romance. so please R&R. All authors love reviews, and i am no exception!

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Discovering by goldensnitch18 reviews
Rose and Scorpius have been friends for years, until she decided in a moment of stupidity to kiss him. Now he wants to be with her and she just wants to be friends. To appease them both, they come to an arrangement that could end up ruining their friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Til Kingdom Come by tasha.black reviews
A darkness festers in the shadows, threatening to overcome the peace. The Auror department is slowly dwindling in numbers, and the Ministry refuses to accept the oncoming storm as reality. Scorpius finds himself lost in the turmoil, and while he fights to keep the darkness at bay, three words spoken by the person he hates most, gives him a reason to keep fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,723 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pen Pals by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
This story has been rewritten and reposted here on . Check it out. She agrees to participate in a pen pal program and begins her letter exchange with a "mystery" boy. However this stranger may not be as strange as she thinks. T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Where Do We Go From Here? by Bolt Shaped reviews
Swiftly turning the doorknob like he usually does, Draco entered the humble home of Hermione Granger. She should be glad he came around, or she might have married Weasley, well then again it was Weasley's fault that this all happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
La Même Histoire by spadul reviews
Relationships are like ocean-liners. When they go down they take everything with them. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Things I will not do at Hogwarts by Sapphire L. Grey reviews
The funny rules and guidlines that they don't tell you in the movies or books!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
I Can't Hate You Anymore by jmalfoy reviews
Being forced to marry a man you hate is not as bad as loving him after he destroyed your life. After years of heartache, will Draco and Hermione ever find true happiness? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,795 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You by spadul reviews
The Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolution by SqueakyPen reviews
Seven years after Draco Malfoy commits an atrocious act of brutality in a dark dungeon cell, he surrenders to the Ministry for undisclosed reasons, and finds himself at the mercy of Hermione Granger, who has secrets of her own. WARNING: Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Year and a Day by jamieblye reviews
In accordance with the new Wizard Preservation Act, Hermione and Draco begin their marriage of a year and a day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Trapped by mistress meo reviews
Sequel. Picks up where Pinned left off. Time to get some things settled. Draco and Hermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beg by purefoysgirl reviews
This is a sequal to Cold As Stone. Draco tries out his newfound powers on his least favorite mudblood. Rated for coming chapters. Rape and violence so be warned, I don't write for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Heat Inside When Rhythm And Love Collide by bruised-tears reviews
The tensions of the upcoming war are telling on Hogwarts, so the older students decide to do something about it. In typical teenage fashion they throw a few wild parties which become a monthly release for them with startling consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,145 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Taste Is Not Enough by TASHAx reviews
She understood Chocolate. And People. But why couldn’t she understand him? He understood his fiancée. And his life. Then she came along. One thing they both know is that One Taste Is Not Enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Suddenly by DizzyDawn007 reviews
Fairytales aren't real, everyone knows that. So what do you do when you're offered the fairytale that everyone wants and no one believes in? T for now it might change!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,369 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Beauty Queen of Only Eighteen by TASHAx reviews
Lily Evans is a beautiful teenage girl who is slowly crumbling on the inside thanks to her Fiancé. Can James save her? Can he see through her fake smiles? Or will he ignore her ever present tears...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,856 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
M&M's: Malfoys and Mudbloods by NelStar7 reviews
His eyes searched hers, 'I need you.' Hermione stopped breathing in that instant, moved beyond words, beyond thought. Draco could want, he could hope for, but he had never allowed himself to need. Alternate ending added
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,508 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Ways to annoy Draco by PurpleWings reviews
Just some funny ways to annoy Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Pinned by mistress meo reviews
An arguement over a book can lead to many things when left alone in the library. Draco and Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversations by lavender baby reviews
So what if they don't like each other? They're arguments still manage to be pretty interesting.- A series of conversations between Draco and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Pretenders by DizzyDawn007 reviews
Have you ever pretended? For your whole life? Would you be able to keep it up? What will happen when two Pretenders start talking? Nobody really knows, cause nobody really knows them. Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,220 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Going Through the Motions by Buffybot reviews
After another dismal summer at the Dursley’s Harry goes back to Hogwarts unwilling and unready to accept the events of last year. For Ron and Hermione they begin the complicated and often frustrating transition from friends into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,171 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Blue by mistress meo reviews
COMPLETE! Draco and Hermione: A potion out of control and a proposal of marraige. Based on an ep of BTVS, though NOT a crossover. Read it. It's a fun one. Check the real summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rewind, Yule Ball, Take Two by Marmalade Fever reviews
It's fourth year and Hermione's secret date to the Yule Ball is not Krum, but someone even more surprising. DMHG One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Letter by lavender baby reviews
Every year Ginny has the same routine, and every year, she wishes for the impossible. DracoGinny one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
How to Live a Lifetime by mistress meo reviews
It's their 7th year and SURPRISE, Draco and Hermione are both heads. My first fic. Please read and review.It's what I would love to see, if I owned them, but sadly I don't. Rating is R for language and sexual content. CHAPTERS 8 and 9 ARE FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Married to a Malfoy by Undying at Midsummer reviews
When Hermione Granger is informed that her parents are Squibs and she is betrothed to Draco Malfoy, her life is turned upside down. Many unwanted things come with being married to a Malfoy. She hates it, then she starts to fall for Draco himself.HGDM.FI
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,984 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Celebrity Skin by EgyptsStar reviews
Hermione makes a proposal that Draco cannot refuse. My own version of a quickie fic with humor, intrigue, and good old fashioned lemony...lemony...SMUT AND WIT WITH PLOT. A lighthearted departure from Resurrection. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Not Exactly Hate reviews
Hermione will attend Venificus Trellum Academy for the Gifted for one semester! It's an elite school that only accepts the best of the best. She accepts the offer in hopes to learn many new things. What a dream come true! Wait...What? Malfoy's coming too!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,607 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione's Dream Birthday reviews
Hermione's Seventeen! Time to celebrate! Her party includes unexpected guest, shocking confesions and... CAKE! yay cake!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
In Too Deep reviews
[ONE SHOT]Draco realizes that the choices he made in life can never be taken back He has sunk into his new life and even if he wants out, he cant, because he is simply in too deep
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete