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Author has written 13 stories for Dark Tower series, Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Naruto, Numb3rs, and Dresden Files.
Some book suggestions I have: The Dark Tower Series, All the books with Drizzt D'Urden, and of course Harry Potter books. Oh and Janet Evanovich's books. A new series (can't remember the author) but the first book is called The Brass Bed.
I really love getting reviews. It makes me feel good to know people appreciate my writing. Oh and I laugh at flames, so there's no point to them.
Alright, time for some personal information, I suppose.
I am a 20 year old female.
I am 5'4" with golden brown hair and copper eyes, which turn amber in cases of extreme emotion (so I've been informed by reliable sources).
I love to read, write, and draw. I have a knack for cooking and have a green thumb which my mother seems to lack.
Some of My Favorite Quotes:
"Why do you insist on speaking when you know I insist on not listening?" -Me
"I think the hamster tripped on his wheel." -Me refering to my brother
"Did you downgrade from a hamster to a gerbil?" -Me
"The wheel is still spinning, but I think the hamster died." -Me
"The cow goes moo." -my friend Kelli
"I wonder if they share a similar gene pool." "I didn't know jeans had their own pool." "Um, nevermind." -Conversation with a friend
"The chicken goes gobble gobble." "Um, mom..." -Strange dinner conversation with my mother
"Coffe, chocolate, men... somethings are better rich." -No idea
-Quotes by Hugh Payne-
"Your mouth is getting to big for your muzzle."
"Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?"
"You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning."
"When you were a child we wanted to hire someone to take care of you... but the Mafia wanted too much."
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma."
"There are only two things I dislike about you: your face."
"The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?"
"The overwhelming power of the sex drive is clear in the fact that someone was willing to father you."
"The thing that terrifies me most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you."
"Perhaps your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."
"Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control!"
"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."
"If idiots could fly, this would be an airport."
"If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad."
"I worship the ground that awaits you."
"I hear you were born on a farm. How many in the litter?"
"I don't mind that you are talking so long if you don't mind that I'm not listening."
"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce."
"I certainly hope you are sterile."
"How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?"
"You're about as useful as rubber lips on a woodpecker."
"See, now this is what happens when cousins marry."
"Everyone is gifted- but some people open the package sooner."
"Don't you love nature... despite what it did to you?"
"I may be fat, but you're ugly- and I can diet."
"Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea."
"Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?"
"After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest."
"100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest?"
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