bobmcbobbob1
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 03-07-05, id: 771029, Profile Updated: 09-15-14
Author has written 11 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Labyrinth, Harry Potter, and Mass Effect.

Hello everyone out there!

So, I've gotten married since the last time I put anything up on FFN, let me put it that way. Goodness knows, I've missed it. Life has been whirling in all kinds of directions, and thus I haven't written anything in a long while. Felt good to have a story lead me by the nose again.

My husband has gotten me started into the Mass Effect Universe. It's been an interesting switch around, but a great deal of fun. Got another short idea knocking around in my head.

I don't know what else to say at the moment.

Hope all's well with you and yours.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Shore Leave by Twenty-Two Cents reviews
Garrus' first visit to Shepard's new apartment begins with a tour and ends with a promise. But perhaps a promise from the woman who led a supposed suicide mission with little hesitation, killed a Reaper on foot, and died for two years should be taken with a grain of salt. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
oh captain (my captain) by creeptastic reviews
[Post-destroy ending; depression cw] Solana Vakarian's been stuck in a floating hospital for eight months. Commander Shepard wakes up in the Citadel out of a three month coma. Garrus Vakarian... well, no-one's really sure what's happened to him. And all Solana can do is leave drafts in her inbox and watch the holoscreens anxiously, waiting for some good news.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Solana Vakarian - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11251 - Favs: 8,255 - Follows: 6,384 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Grow Together by Miss Scarlett 05 reviews
Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,243 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dream Weaver by Fyreheart reviews
Sarah Williams stumbles across Diagon Alley in London and eventually accepts a part-time job at Hogwarts. AU Disclaimer: I own only my thoughts and ideas, not the marvelous worlds that others created.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,610 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Efflorescence by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Five times Jareth doesn't kiss Sarah.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Once Upon a Rescue by Chichuri reviews
Sometimes the princess doesn't want to be rescued. J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Fanservice by Soshite reviews
On Jareth and fanservice. A fic for those in need of a little magic in their lives.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Of Dreamers and Journeys by Mystical Magician reviews
Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,424 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sarah, Minerva M. - Complete
What Goblin Kings Don't Do by CoffeeKris reviews
It's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
A Man by Any Other Name by BayouWraith reviews
Jareth may be the King of the Goblins, but he's still just a man. JS, Oneshot
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Trouble with Mr Knightly by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Sometimes you forget what's most important to you. Sometimes life makes you forget. Sometimes all we need to find happiness is a little reminding. JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,875 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caged Bird by DonJuanTriumphs reviews
An arranged marriage tears Christine from the only family she knows and into the arms of a masked stranger.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 142,078 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Valentine Evenings, or perhaps, It's only Forever, by Mai Lin reviews
A oneshot spoof thingy of every Labyrinth cliche in about page. Hopefully funny if you're wanting a quick read. Please RR
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
The New Production by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE. I have randomly forced the characters of Phantom to reenact Les Miserables! Can they do the show and keep their sanity? Those of them that have sanity... Come one and all to see the world's worst ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,290 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pieces of a Broken Ballroom by The Amazing Aliano reviews
He just wanted to know whether he ever stood a chance with her. One shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2006
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Forgotten Vow by Alyssa Malgray reviews
COMPLETE! Six years has passed and Sarah has returned home to celebrate her twentyfirst birthday. But someone has waited as eagerly for this birthday as she has... JS and lots of Labyrinth scenes.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,960 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
The Ten Commandments of The Phantom of the Opera by Kagome1514 reviews
Humurous, and yet, dark oneshot in which Erik informs us fanfiction authors, and readers, what he expects us to follow. Phangirls beware! R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
The Truth Behind Forever by Nico Morrison reviews
Erik has lived longer than anyone on earth...yet has found no resolutions to his life. This is the story of one immortal man's quest to claim the happiness he has always been denied. Rating for language and future sexual situations. COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,750 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
An Impromptu Bridenapping by fairygypsy reviews
Elizabeth is being forced to wed the odious collins, but there is a certain someone who will not allow it! will our favorite hero remain a civilized gentleman as he whiskes his Elizabeth off the Scotland?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,698 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Social Obligations by Clever Lass reviews
Twelve years after Sarah's Labyrinth experience, she is an older student working her way through college when she gets a unique invitation. Accepting it changes her whole life. COMPLETE! Looks monstrous, but don't worry, the chapters are very short.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 71,408 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Complete
A Prophecy Speaks by WickedGame reviews
A prophecy brings Sarah and Jareth back together. They must marry or die, it's that simple.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 45,873 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Leroux: Condensed by The Lark reviews
The original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera by Kat097 reviews
The story of the Phantom of the Opera if another Viscount had been chosen as Patron of the Opera Populaire. As before, the new patron sets his sights on Christine, but with very different intentions. Now it is up to Erik to help her. ExC COMPLETED
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Lucky Bracelet by Mongie reviews
COMPLETE: Being a humorous look at what was really happening during the Point of No Return and what should have happened during Down Once More.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by BloodyMarie reviews
A year after the labyrinth, a tragedy leaves Christine with no food or money. She is forced to work at the Moulin Rouge as a courtesan NEW VERSION COMING SOON!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,296 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Christine, Erik
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,279 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wooing Kate by kasey8473 reviews
When Adhemar seduces a drunken Kate, she flees from him. Chapter twenty-three uploaded: Kate and Adhemar go home. Complete
A Knight's Tale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,678 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Complete
The Princess Sarah by Amazonian21 reviews
A romantic fairytale filled with quests, destiny, and a few twists along the way. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
Creatures of Habit by Robyn Maddison reviews
Sarah is living in the Labyrinth, sort of. And Jareth is courting her, sort of. And it's all been going on for a very long time. Oneshot JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
Tie Me With Velvet by AKA Jay reviews
(Complete - Draco/Hermione) Laughter and tears and love and anger and everything else you’d expect in a relationship between two people who are almost, but not quite, completely different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The New Recruits reviews
There was no way Garrus and Shepard could convince the media that their visit to the orphanage for war refugees wasn't a publicity stunt, so they didn't bother to try. Post ME3, Red!Explosion, Fem Shep surviving, Shakarian, with an edge of fluffiness.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ghost in the Machine reviews
Oddly enough, the world doesn't stop just because it shatters. All that's left is to struggle forward while we pick up the pieces. Sometimes, though, there are those who can still fulfill a promise that you will never be alone, and Shepard was one of them. Shakarian, set post ME3 with the control ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Winner Take All reviews
In winning, Sarah got more than she bargained for from the Labyrinth, becoming its sole ruler. Such is how it has been and will continue to be.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sarah
Goblin Advice reviews
There's a girl. Jareth likes her. How does a young Goblin Prince get her to like him? Well, he's not sure, actually. So he asks some goblins. ONESHOT
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Jareth - Complete
Power Struggle reviews
Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Blessedly Ignorant reviews
Oneshot. Harry had a decision to make after everything was said and done, and it wasn't easy. These things don't tend to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
How does he do That? reviews
Oh, come on. I'm not the only one to wonder how Jareth flips those crystals around. Sarah gets dragged back to the Underground and hey, it's something she's always wanted to know. Undertones of JS. Was a oneshot but too much fun to leave. Fluff
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 9/28/2005
Once Bitten reviews
Erik walks alone in a cemetery, caught in his own thoughts of the lost Christine when a strange visitor gives him a unique oppertunity. Erik is no longer surrounded by blood. He thrives on it. EC. Sink your teeth in
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Juan, Don Juan 007 reviews
Sneaking around in evening wear and avoiding the detection of the guards with catlike grace and stealth, our hero...wait...is it Bond or Erik? Well...yes, actually. Erik's quest for vengence with a James Bond twist. Odd, yes. Interesting, I hope.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
Running out of the Usual Suspects reviews
Just a short little ficlet told from the perspective of the plump witch who pushes the lunch trolley on the Hogwarts Express, every time to and from school. There's a twist, of course. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
Playing Hooky: A Whatif Scenario reviews
Christine needs more time for a decision not to be taken lightly. Knowing that the performance of Erik's opera is a pivoting point, she skips out, naturally changing everything. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete