Melismata Maiden
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Joined 03-07-05, id: 771203
Author has written 3 stories for King Arthur, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Criminal Minds.

Melismata Maiden first attempted to take over the world by disrupting the peace during the Glorious Revolution of 1688. When that failed, she retired to her private island in the South Pacific where she practices her plan for harsh, dictatorial rule by mercilessly subjugating and exploiting the local cargo cult and punishes all "evildoers" with protracted exposure to instrumental elevator Muzak. Recently, she was the recipient of a Henry Kissinger Award for Best Debut Exploitation of an Indigenous Peoples. She'd like to thank the academy. In her spare time, the maiden translates poems out of old English, reads scholarly books, and listens to the music of Fairport Covention, Richard Thompson, Pentangle, Annwyn and many others. She writes fanfiction as a form of relaxation (along with her daily massage and seventeen hours sleep).

To hire the Melismata Maiden to speak at your Hostile Dictators Convention please e-mail her at In the meantime, we hope you enjoy the fics.

Just kidding, by the way. Actually, I'm a highschooler looking at colleges and reading the Aeneid and the Wanderer, along with whatever fiction I find time for. Along with the actual school bit, of course.

A Query: I'm in need of a beta for a few Sandman one shots and possibly a longer tale. Any takers?

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Jungian Archetypes reviews
A college roommate calls on a tenuous connection with Jonathan Crane for a favor. T for now.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005
Get a Clue reviews
[CRIMINAL MINDS] The BAU works late on Thanksgiving to finish up an important case...sort of. ONESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
Miracle Max and the Mostly Dead Knights reviews
A Princess BrideKing Arthur crossover in which Miracle Max must work his miracles on Triatan and Lancelot after Badon Hill. Basically a way of explaining how we all get to keep playing with them.
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/10/2005