Author has written 89 stories for Code Lyoko, Jurassic Park, Total Drama series, Pokémon, Voltron: Legendary Defender, How to Train Your Dragon, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Digimon, Transformers/Beast Wars, RWBY, Inheritance Cycle, Sims, Avatar: Last Airbender, Young Justice, Flash, Glee, Arrow, Dark Matter, Supernatural, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avengers, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Supergirl, Lab Rats, 2012, Power Rangers, Servamp/サーヴァンプ, Teen Titans, Carmen Sandiego, 2019, Legend of Korra, Life is Strange, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
Name: Star (duh).
Fav Shows: Teen Titans, Supernatural, Power Rangers, Code Lyoko, Avatar: The last airbender, X-Men, H2O: Just add water, Pokemon, Dinosaur King, Kid vs Kat, Slugterra, Lab Rats, Criminal Minds, Mairculous Ladybug, Steven Universe, Digimon, Voltron Force, Voltron Lengandary Defender, Transformers Prime, RWBY, Fillmore!, Young Justice, The Flash, Arrow, Supergirl, Legends of Tomorrow, Glee, Dark Matter, Fairy Tail, Sword Art Online, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Hero Academia
Fav Books: Percy Jackson, Warrior cats, Spirit Animals, Inheritance Cycle, The Kane Chronicles
Fav Movies: How To Train Your Dragon, Jurassic Park & World, Land Before Time, Avengers, Fantastic Four, Any Disney or Dreamworld, Pixsar too
Fav Quote: If life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
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1. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...
2. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.
3. Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
5.Say no to drugs; Say yes to tacos.
6. "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."
7.If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise
8. Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!
Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...
1. Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.
2. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.
3.When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.
4. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.
6. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.
8. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.
9. Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"
10. Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.
11. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?
12. A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
13. A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
14. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
15. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
16. Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.
17. Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?
18. I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.
19. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"
20. People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.
22. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"
23. I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.
25. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!
26. Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.
27. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.
29. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.
30.Come to the dark side, we have cookies!
31. I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.
32. Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!
33. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
34. OMG! THE RAIN'S WET! -I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!
35. ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.
37. God made men first, then he had a better idea!
38. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...
39. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
40. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
41. I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.
42. I'm cute...now give me my cookies.
43. Boys in books are just...Better!
44. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
45. You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.
46. ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .
47. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
49. If you make a OC you use your brain for something useful.
50. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
51. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.
52. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
53. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
54. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
55. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
56. "Go to hell" "Only if your driving. I call shotgun"
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"
HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NOMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh"
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)
NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.
Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13.. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Copy and Paste This To Make People who read bios Smile.
80% of teens would be scratching their heads if the Cinemas announced a Coming Soon Code Lyoko film. If you're that proud 20% that will cheer and scream "Hooray!" If it happened, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Did you know that 98 % of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 % of the people who read this won’t repost it?
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, Queen Authoress 'Starcy' Hand, ForeverDreamer12, Astrid16, CameronNinjaDragons, Star-The-Writer
Warrior's Fan Oath
I'll remember Brightheart,
I'll remember Silverstream,
I will remember Goosefeather,
I'll remember Mothwing,
I'll always think of Heathertail,
I will think of Tawnypelt,
I promise to remember Cinderheart,
I'll remember Leafpool,
I'll remember Brambleclaw,
I'll remember Lionblaze,
I'll remember Dovewing,
I'll remember Bluestar,
Feathertail will be in my mind,
I'll remember Ashfur,
I'll remember Ivypool,
I'll remember Crookedstar,
I'll remember Jayfeather,
I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
I'll remember the many battles,
The pledge of a good fanfiction author:
No matter how old the fanfiction is, read it.
No matter how many reviews it already has, review it.
Even if there are no reviews, read the story if you like the summary.
If it is the worst piece of writing out there, do not flame.
NEVER, EVER DELIBERATELY TRASH A PERSON BECAUSE THEIR WRITING IS BAD!
Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
Do not steal ideas.
If you think you do all of those things, copy and paste this into your profile.
NINJAGO LOVERS OATH!
whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,
and winter comes around.
when I feel the chill of the weather,
in my mind, Zane will be found.
whenever I feel overly warm,
or see the glowing flames.
when fire or tempers are around,
i will speak Kai's name.
when the flash eminates through my room,
or I hear the boom that's after.
when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,
through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.
when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,
and feel the messy ground.
when earth is around me, especially rocks,
In my mind, Cole will be around.
whenever I find a youthful girl,
who is brave, strong, and kind.
who is better than others think her to be,
Nya will cross my mind.
when I find a man, old and wise,
who lectures people on end.
who tries to find the facts in life,
Sensei Wu fills my head.
When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,
who on the inside is kind
who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,
Lord Garmadon invades my mind.
when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.
and swears to copy his father.
who is actually strong at heart,
my mind is what Lloyd will bother.
upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,
or looking at them with fear
i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,
and think of the serpentine leaders
(Copy and paste if you love ninjago)
NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it
WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG)
WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!
WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung!
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck
WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan
NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this
WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did
If you can read this than you have a very strong mind:
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Okay, now pick 13 characters you like from any TV show, book, movie, or video game, then answer the questions below the list:
1: Raven (Teen Titans)
2: Aelita (Code Lyoko)
3: N (Pokemon Black and White)
4: Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)
5: Dean (Supernatural)
6: Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
7: Pidge (Voltron Force and Voltron LD)
8: Jayfeather (Warriors)
9: Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)
10: Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson)
11: Saphira (Inheritance Cycle)
12: Cat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)
13: Ruby (RWBY)
here are the questions:
1: Let's say that you and 1 were trapped in a well. What would 1 do?
Raven would use her awesome powers to either teleport or lift us out of there
2: What if you and 2 were trying to figure out a difficult puzzle, the both of you are handcuffed together, and the only chance you have to live is if you two figure out the puzzle. Is 2 smart enough to figure the puzzle?
Aelita was trapped in a computer for most of her life. I think she got this
3: Let's say that your an adult, and you are about to get married! Does 3 throw you a party?
No, N would smile, pat my head, and ask me when the wedding is
4: What if you became a spy, and told 4? What is 4's reaction?
Spencer would start listing off old spy cases
5: You just told 5 to hug a tree! What would 5 say?
Dean would look me straight in the eyes and say “NO’ before walking away
6: What if you and 6 were dating? Would he/she be romantic with you?
Not at first, but I think our relationship would end fast
7: What if you found out that 7 was a famous actor/actress? Do you think 7 would have chosen to do this?
No, Pidge would be very confused on how learned to act in the first place
8: Do you think 8 can cook?
No, he’s a cat
9: What if you were about to kill yourself? Would 9 try to stop you? If so, how would he/she do it?
Yes, Toothless would pin me down until I changed my decision then follow me around the rest of the day
10: Do you think 10 would cheat on a test?
Annabeth would be insulted at the thought of cheating
11: Can 11 swim? If either yes or no, what would be 11's reaction if you pushed 11 into deep water? Would 11 drown?
Yes. I wouldn’t even be able push Saphira! She’s a FREAKING DRAGON
12: If 12 had to be either a pirate, or a ninja, which one do you think would he/she would choose?
Cat Noir would chose to be a pirate
13: What if 13 turned evil? If he/she already is evil, what if 13 turned good? What do you think happened?
Omg, if Ruby turned evil it would scare everyone! The only reason Ruby would ever turn evil is by mind control or if her friends were in danger
14: You are drowning in the ocean! What does 1 do?
Use her powers to get my arse out of there and scold me for being in the ocean
15: You just kissed 2! What is his/her reaction?
Aelita would be very confused considering I’m a girl
16: 13 is madly in love with 3. Can 3 feel the same way?
OMG RUBY CRUSHING ON N WOULD BE SOOOO CUTE!! But sadly, no
17: You just had an operation, and 4 is a visitor. What do you think he/she wants? Does this mean that 4 is worried about you?
Spencer is super worried and demanding why I need an operation
18: You and 5 are mad at each other. What happened? Who started the fight?
I probably almost died in a hunt and I’m being uber stubborn and saying it was part of the plan
19: You just got poisoned and 6 is the only one around to help! What will 6 do?
Katara would most likely take care of me until either I died or find an antidote
20: Okay, so you and 7 are sailing, and suddenly you two tip over! Can 7 put the boat back in place? Does this mean the end?
We would both be dead. Pidge is good at computers and I’m a bookworm that found out she could write.
21: Can 8 be a professional bullfighter.
22: 9 has just found out your biggest darkest secret! Will he/she blabber it on to everyone? Will you have to move to Antarctica?
Toothless can’t tell any human. I think I’m safe *throws away bag that says ‘Antarctica’ on it*
23: Would 10 go crazy without coffee?
Yes, coffee would be Annabeth’s life fuel
24: You and 11 just found out that the nice fancy hotel you two are staying in is haunted! What does 11 do?
Saphira wouldn’t be staying in, more like staying out. But she wouldn’t really care unless someone is getting hurt
25: 12 just won 1million dollars! Will 12 give it to charity? Or will 12 keep it to him/herself?
Cat Noir would happily give it to charity
26: You and 13 are trapped in a maze! Is 13 smart enough to get you guys out?
27: 1 just found out that you only have a few days to live! What is his/her reaction?
Raven would be really sad, but try not to show it
28: You and 2 are out shopping, and you see something expensive you want REALLY bad. Will 2 try to buy it for you?
No, Aelita doesn’t have money coming out of her butt
29: 3 notices that you have been acting really depressed lately. Would 3 try to cheer you up?
N would hand me a wild Pokemon to play with and watch me laugh from a short distance with a smile
30: Congratulations! You are now a parent! What is 4's reaction? (This is of course when your old enough to have kids)
Spencer would be happy then list the music I should let the kid listen to and start doing magic tricks for them
31: You and 13 have found this music that you two like, but 5 thinks it's stupid. Will 5 tell you what he thinks?
Dean would straight say “This is trash”
32: 6 is reading, and you suddenly tag him/her and exclaim; "TAG! YOUR IT!" What is 6's reaction?
Katara would sit there confused for a few seconds before chasing after me
33: 7 thinks that 10 is cute! Can the two become a couple?
N-... omg that actually could work *mind blows up*
34: 8 seems to be a fan of Twilight. Do you agree?
Jayfeather can’t even read! But no
35: Can 9 dance?
36: You are doing 10's laundry and find out that all his/her white clothes turned pink due to accidentally putting a red sock in the washing machine. How will 10 react?
Annabeth would be mad for a few minutes, but then forgive me
37: 11 is invited to a pool party! What is 11's reaction? Is 11 excited?
She would be very confused on how that would work and no
38: You just got hit by a car! Will 12 rush you to a hospital?
39: You and 13 are playing chess, and you win, and now 13 owes you 50 bucks. How does 13 react?
Ruby would smile and say good game
40: You and 1 are hanging out, it starts to rain, and you two are in the middle of the woods, so you two have no place to go. What will 1 do?
Either teleport us out of there or put a shield above our heads
41: You and 2 are walking around town, and suddenly some guy with a gun comes up from behind you, and threatens to kill you with it unless you both give him your money. What would 2 do?
Aelita would timidly hand him the money before asking if I’m okay
42: 3 calls you up, saying that he's/she's depressed about something, and wants to talk to you about it. Are you dreaming? Would 3 really ask for advice from you?
I would be more surprised at the fact that N called me, but yeah. He would ask for advice
43: 4 is visiting you, and suddenly the power goes out! Quick! You need light! Is 4 too lazy to light the candles?
Spencer would start talking about the history of candles as he lights them
44: You need help with your hiccups. How will 5 help you?
No, Dean would be laughing at me
45: You just caught a cold! Will 6 visit you?
46: Someone is out to kill you! What will 7 do?
Pidge would stuff me in a room or make me stay in the castle where she/he could take care of me
47: Will 8 ever become claustrophobic if he isn't already?
48: Awwww! You have found your true love! What does 9 think?
Toothless would get super excited
49: You and 10 are at the beach, and you realize that you forgot your sunscreen! Can 10 help?
Annabeth always come prepared so she would lend me some of hers
50: 11 accidentally broke your Grandmother's most prized vase! Will 11 admit this? Will he/she pay for it?
Saphira would admit it, but can’t pay for it
51: You need help with your math homework! Will 12 help you with it? Can 12 even do math?
Yes, and Cat would do terrible math puns
52: You and 13 notice that there is an injured dog in your front yard. What is 13's reaction?
Ruby would start freaking out and worrying over the dog
53: It's your birthday! Will 1 celebrate?
Raven would give me a book, wish me a happy birthday, then just hang out
54: 2 owes you a lot of money, due to borrowing too much. Will 2 pay the price?
By saving my butt during Xana attacks
55: 3 is shivering on a really hot day. What does this mean?
N needs some help
56: 9 is furious at 4. What do you think 4 did? Is 9 just over reacting?
Spencer didn’t give Toothless fish.
57: You and 5 are racing in the ocean on sailboats. Who do you think would win and why?
We would both lose because neither of us have boat experience
58: 6 has been acting really weird lately. What does this mean?
Aang got Katara angry! Aang what did you do!?
59: You and 7 are at a party, and someone of the opposite gender of 7 asks him/her to dance. What is 7's reaction?
Pidge would be very confused on why this person picked them
60: 8 just broke his leg, and now he has to wear a cast for 6-8 weeks! How does 8 react?
Jayfeather would be so grumpy and salty about it XD
61: You have lost a few pounds, and now 9 can't stop staring at you. What does this mean?
Toothless is confused on why I’m smaller
62: You and 10 are watching a scary movie while there is a thunderstorm, and you are starting to believe that the movie is real. What will 10 say? Will 10 agree? Or would 10 just think your a wimp?
Annabeth would be like “Shhh, it’s not real. Calm down”
63: You and 11 are going to the amusement park. Just as you walk in, someone dares you two to go on the most extreme ride with him. Would 11 want to do this?
Saphira wouldn’t even fit in the ride
64: You and 12 just got home from the worst movie ever! What will 12 say?
Cat Noir would keep on doing jokes about the movie
65: HOLY CRUD! You and 13 are being attacked by a bear! How will 13 react?
Ruby would use her Semblance to run our butts out of there
I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love.
You know you're obsessed with the Avengers when:
1. You play darts and all you can think is "Man, Clint would nail this game!"
2. You play Trivial Pursuit and you want Bruce on your team. Then you remember he's fictional.
3. Someone's being cocky and know-it-all-ish and you think "Oh my god it's a Tony clone."
4. You watch Brave and immediately think Merida looks like Clint and Natasha's kid.
5. You will never be able to watch Lord Of The Rings again without thinking of Hawkeye. "Better clench up, Legolas."
6. You wish your science teacher was Bruce.
7. You get WAY too excited whenever someone describes someone else as low-key.
8. Someone says there's a black widow in your backyard and you say: "It's all right, I won't let her interrogate me."
9. You're suddenly way more patriotic, in honor of Steve.
10. The 4th of July is now the date of TWO holidays; Independence Day and Steve's birthday.
11. You finish a drink and you have an urge to throw your cup on the floor and yell "ANOTHER!"
12. The Northern Lights suddenly get you WAY too excited.
13. You want a Starkphone for Christmas, complete with JARVIS.
14. You wear green and gold everywhere and laugh scornfully when people ask why. "Puny mortals, how dare you question my motives? I am a Minion of Loki!!"
15. Instead of saying, "That guy smacked you around like a ragdoll," you say "Wow, that guy really gave you the Loki treatment."
16. You really want archery lessons. And explosive arrows. And an excuse to use them.
17. You want to be a SHIELD agent.
18. You are convinced that the reason the Avengers aren't real is that you're in an alternate, more boring dimension.
19. You think the air vents are a viable mode of transportation.
20. You think the Hulk is awesome and Bruce needs a hug.
21. You're nodding and smiling as you read these.
22. You're going to put this on your own profile because of how (unfortunately) true this is.
23. You begin debating the similarities between Odin and Nick Fury. (both have eye-patches, both are really bad at dealing with Loki...need I go on?)
24. You begin quoting it all the time, and the quotes actually fit your situation (It's almost sad how often this happens to me...)
25. You smile slightly every time you step on an ant.
Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.
"When all else fails blow shit up."
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You know you are a fan of the TV Show The Flash if...
Normal People: When a police car goes by ignore it.
Flash Fans: When a police car goes by they look for a red/gold blur following the car.
Normal People: When they see a plane break the sound barrier say "Awesome."
Flash Fans: When they see a plane break the sound barrier say, "Meh...Flash can run faster than that."
Normal People: Like the colors yellow with red highlights.
Flash Fans: Hate yellow with red highlights because it is the Reverse Flash colors.
Normal People: Watch vampire diaries over and over (-insert barfing noise here-)
Flash Fans: Watch the Flash over and over again.
Normal People: Try to state how fast Mach 1.1 is.
Flash Fans: Say 'Mach 1.1 is 874 miles per hour which means...SUPERSONIC PUNCH BABY! YEAH!"
Normal People: When being mugged expect police to save them.
Flash Fans: When being mugged expect the Flash to save them.
Normal People: When a green arrow is shot at them they scream and run in the other direction.
Flash Fans: When a green arrow is shot at them they shout, "Hey Barry? Tell Oliver to move the training session else where! And prevent him from using me as a target."
Normal People: When someone buys a lot of food they ask, "How are you going to eat that?"
Flash Fans: When someone buys a lot of food they say, "How many Metahumans did Flash go against this time?"
Normal People: When they hear something large in the bushes scream and run the other way.
Flash Fans: When they hear something large in the bushes say, "If I hadn't seen Jurassic Park I would not be nearly as frightened right now."
Normal People: If they witness a poisonous gas attack they try to call 911.
Flash Fans: Run the other way and pray that the 'Mist' doesn't get them.
Normal People: When being stuck in a sudden storm they drive on ignoring it.
Flash Fans: When being stuck in a sudden storm shout, "Mark knock it off!"
Normal People: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame a random person standing nearby.
Flash Fans: Once they calm down after getting angry, they blame Roy G Bivalo.
Normal People: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they run the other way.
Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash and Arrow fight they sit down with a bowl of popcorn.
Normal People: Want any old sweatshirt.
Flash Fans: Want a S.T.A.R Labs sweatshirt.
Normal People: Are confused with the names Cisco calls Metahumans.
Flash Fans: Say, "Seriously Cisco?"
Normal People: When seeing the Flash are like 'whatever'
Flash Fans: When seeing the Flash say, "Nice meeting you...I'm going to pass out now from happiness."
Normal People: When seeing a giant wormhole they scream and panic
Flash Fans: Cross their fingers and hope Flash can stop it without causing another breach to a parallel universe.
Normal People: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they run the other way.
Flash Fans: When they see a man turn his hand into sand they either light a lighter and throw it at him or turn on a fire hydrant in his direction.
Normal People: If they see a giant 'Man-shark' (—cough King Shark—) they run and try to avoid getting into any body of water.
Flash Fans: Build a giant laser weapon or throw a pressurized scuba tank into its mouth (while it is releasing the gas) and lighting a match and throwing it at the tank.
Normal People: If they see a man with electricity sparking around him and a half melted face they just stare or back slowly away.
Flash Fans: Hope they have a speed dampener handy or a gun that sprays liquid nitrogen handy (Sorry Barry).
Normal People: If they see a giant gorilla they scream and faint.
Flash Fans: They either get a higher power tranquilizer gun, a earpiece that prevents mindreading, create a speed cannon, or call up a friend that has Curtiss Helldivers.
Normal People: When they see a man with wings they scream and faint.
Flash Fans: When they see a man with wings they cross their arms, glare and say, "I swear if you throw me off the side of a building Carter I will make sure Kendra throttles you."
"Don't tell me. I've been reborn several times over the centuries."
Normal People: When they see a man throwing knives at them they hide.
Flash Fans: When they see a man throwing knives at them they serious hope the Flash and Arrow are nearby.
Normal People: When they see the Trickster they run the other way.
Flash Fans: When they see the Trickster they a) make sure not accept any packages from him and b) get a drone with a humongous magnet on the bottom.
Flash fans must have this on their profile.
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