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Joined 03-08-05, id: 772016, Profile Updated: 02-19-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Bones.

I'm a 15-year-old loser from Canada with nothing better to do than drool over Edward and Bella in books and fanfictions. Which is cool if your parents and friends don't think that your a psyco with no life. Which I am...which is unfortunate.

I recently injured my foot extremely badly by jumping out of a tree (yes i do realize that was a stupid thing to do in the middle of winter, and i am aware that i am a moron - my parents tell me that enough) so i'm off it for a while meaning i've got some time to write stories (yay). - Actually, it's healing now which is a 'Yay' for me (because I can walk) and a 'Boo' for you (because I won't be updating as often)

I am currently taking a courses that involve about 10 hours of homework - No, I am NOT kidding - so updates will be slower from now on. Well, homework and work. Please tell me why I got a job? It was truely one of the stupidest things I ever did.

I have a best friend on Fanfiction.net. (probably the only friend I have who is as obsessed as me)... Her name is Lauren under the penname LawRyn. She's basically awesome in a box which is cool. And she's just as much of a loser as me (don't hurt me). I'm a beta for her story - Alice Cullen in Wonderland. Tis quite interesting, go read it :)

Favorite Artists / Bands:

Jack Johnson, The Fratellis, Modest Mouse, Ben Lee, Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, Joshua Radin, Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, The Beatles, The Who, The Mars Volta, Mika, Weezer, The 88, The Acadamy Is..., Ben Somer, Franz Ferdinand, Imogen Heap, Feist, Guster, Louis Armstrong, John Mayer, Maroon 5, The Postal Service, Oasis, Queen, Rooney, Tegan and Sarah, Ambulance Ltd., Babyshambles etc etc etc.

That could take a while to list the rest. Just realize that I love all types of music except Metal. (Well, I also hate Rap and Hip-hop...but I don't concider that music.)

TV Shows: Bones, House, Greys Anatomy, Pushing Daisies, How I Met Your Mother, Prison Break and Big Bang Theroy.

Books/Authors: Twilight Series, Eragon Series, Inkheart Series, Holly Black, The Catcher in the Rye, Holes, Artemis Fowl, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter Series, The Life of Pi, Alice and Wonderland, Shakespeare (A Midsummer Nights Dream and Hamlet are my favorites)

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5791 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2403 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 5,749 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Rosalie's Revenge by Consultant by Day reviews
We know Rosalie killed her assailants; this is the story of how she did it. Peek inside her brain as she stalks the men who brutalized her, becomes friends with Edward and falls in love with Emmett. 11/23: Now complete. All characters, etc. S. Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,744 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Bella and the Beast by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
An AU version of 'Beauty and the Beast' featuring the 'Twilight' gang and their many misadventures. Read AN for full summary. Rated T to be safe. [EB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,592 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/15/2006
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
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Je Suis Jalouse reviews
Based on a song of the same name; Booth is dating Cam, Brennan loves Booth and Angela is determined to get them together. Throw in some Hodgins for humor and Zach for...whatever he is for...and you get this story. Set in Season 2. B/B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Darkest Before Dawn reviews
Girl Loves Boy. Boy Loves Girl. Boy is a Vampire. Girl is a Human. Boy wants to drink every last drop of blood from Girl. Girl could care less. It's the same ol' story. Twilight in Edwards POV. Chapter 11 up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Setting Sun reviews
Bella is coping with Edwards sudden departure but a new threat in Seattle is much more perilous than a broken heart. Can Bella survive dealing with a vampire without the Cullens behind her? AU version of New Moon. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008
Alice reviews
A poem about Alice written by Jasper. Just a little Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete