From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.

To most of the rest of the universe, Ben Tennyson, wielder of the Omnitrix, is a hero. To a young Necrofriggian hatchling, however, he's something far more... he's a mother.

Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.

Between getting captured by his English class, revealed on live television, sent into a future that wasn't supposed to happen, and drugged by the rare plant 'Ghost Nip,' Danny Fenton's soon going to discover that secrets aren't always meant to stay secret. *Short stories centered around Danny's identity being revealed*

Many people have written about Spivvins...even more have written about The Rabbit, yet very few know of the little documented tale of Spivvins and the Rabbit. This is the story of how Eustace does something Rather Glorious, and lives to tell about It.

Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...

Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him.

When Glinda chooses to go with Elphaba so they can try defying gravity together, Fiyero is left behind to do what he can for his girls. Which is rather a lot, as it turns out.

On one of his first missions with the NSA, Jason and his new partner Tasha are sent to a country called Muldavia. It is a routine assignment, until events spiral out of control.

When Loki is aboard the helicarrier Tony makes several observations about his behavior. And he can't help but notice that it is like looking at his own reflection. He decides to offer him a way out

A surreal and twisted twist on life with the Dursleys. What if they were actually NICE, like a family should be, and kissed up to the Golden Boy?

Dick Grayson arrives at Wayne Manor, a cold empty place, shortly after his parents' murder: A re-telling of the Boy Wonder's well-known origin story.

A Federation ship rescues a Republic ship from a pirate attack. Will the Federation help broker peace? Or be drawn into the Clone Wars? Two part series, Legal stuff is on my profile, I'm poor so please don't sue me. Read and Review please

If Harry wasn't a spineless, whiny, little git, this is how the detention would have played out.

Set in fifth year: The Ravenclaws don't take Umbridge's speech too well...

While patrolling for rouge dementors for the Order, Snape accidentally calls a wrong number and gets the Goddess Help Line. What will his one wish be? AU obviously. Occurs during Potter book 5 and after Goddess OVA. Please review, but do not flame.

Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!

Optimus Prime has been called upon many times to save Earth, and many times to save Cybertron. What happens when he and the Autobots are called upon to save... Christmas?