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Author has written 1 story for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Two pieces of advice: Keep your towel close, and never laugh at live dragons. See? Now you can do anything.

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The Fellowship of the Urn by Drew Marigold reviews
Through the biggest plot hole imaginable, the entire Fellowship find themselves on the road... in a pea-green hippie van! When they stop to ask for directions in the most remote little town, they meet up with two...unusual and...unorthodox characters. NEW: Chapter 4 is up. Seriously and for real!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,855 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/26/2002
Fairy Tales and Hokum by Belphegor reviews
Chapter 16 up! 1937: The O'Connells are required by the English Government to bring the Diamond taken from Ahm Shere from Cairo to London. Things get interesting when Jonathan bumps by chance into an old friend of his from Oxford, Tom Ferguson...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,546 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/9/2004 - [Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.] Alexander O., Jonathan C.
These Blue Remembered Hills by chaletian reviews
She was a kidnapped, brainwashed, telepathic Russian EarthForce commander. It was all because she didn’t have enough calcium in her diet. Pt XVII added. Sarah is convinced, and there is another attack.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/1/2005 - S. Ivanova
Snarktastic by BiteMeTechie reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Monster Slayer by Sholio reviews
Tao of Rodney tag. Spoilers! Sheppard tries to do the thing he does best.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - John S., Teyla E. - Complete
You're The One by BiteMeTechie reviews
There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Killing Frost by Sholio reviews
When a scientific mission goes wrong, the Daedalus crashes on an ice planet along with Atlantis's top scientists and a ruthless saboteur. Will rescue come before injuries and the elements take their toll? Complete.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,968 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Council of Elessar by Eggo Waffles reviews
It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir
Once A Month by MistWraith reviews
Sam just hoped that the day never came when Dean had to choose between the Impala and him. He wasn't sure who would come out on top. Just a bit of fluff. Please R&R
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Penguingate by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Half of SG1 take a stroll through the zoo...
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2006
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Care and Feeding of a CO by domenika marzione reviews
Lorne invites a recovering Sheppard to accompany his team on a traipse around Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2006 - John S. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
The Uber Sue of Doom by Margolo Blu reviews
A random story about Mary Sue, made for giggles and cheap laughs. One shot
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
The Thief and the Archaeologist: The Archaeologist by Cleo the Muse reviews
Picks up immediately after 'The Thief'. Vala's found the perfect place, the perfect bait, AND the perfect hook for fishing, but why can't she catch one reluctant archaeologist? COMPLETE, next is 'Binding Arguments' 2006 Isis Award winner
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,579 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Just Keep Swimming by Stealth Dragon reviews
I think the pressure's finally getting to John. Paranoia, dolphins, horses, alien otters and a lot of something for you Shepwhumpaholics. Funny, but it ain't that funny.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,371 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - John S. - Complete
Variance of Luck by Cairis Rin reviews
COMPLETE! At last! :D someone unexpected shows up from Jack's past that starts a chain of events that can only go from bad to worse. Guest stars MacGyver
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,714 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Importance of Annoyance by Yao Kafei reviews
A lesson in why a fellowship of ten is one fellow too many.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2005
Idiosyncratic by tielan reviews
And Major, when I said, 'There's something you should probably see,' I really meant that there’s something you should probably see. Not, 'Oh, look at the time, if we don't get home, we'll miss 'Days of our Lives.'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Redundancy by charmingly-holly reviews
“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Perfume by Purplerhino reviews
Scent is one of the strongest senses. It can trigger so many things, memories, hunger, desire… 9Rose Now Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
Weekend at McKay's by Ellex reviews
When Elizabeth goes away for a few days, things get out of control back on Atlantis. Written for the ‘weekend’ challenge at SGAHC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon by Limelight reviews
One day Wes Janson woke up and decided he wanted to save the world. [Mon Mothma Janson]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/31/2005
Unanswered Questions by oqidaun reviews
When things go bump in the middle of the night... An older, but vaguely familiar face stands watch at the Jedi Temple. InterTriology. Short Story.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005
The Singing Scientist Sketch by Ellex reviews
“All I ask is that you remove from our miserable world the incredible personage known as Doctor McKay.”
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Hellboy Went Down to Georgia by Margolo Blu reviews
A short story with roots in a country classic. Irony runs rampant down in the deep south.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Vader's Problem by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Sith have a new enemy - but at least Vader's got new robes.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Darth Vader
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Runaway by XtinethePirate reviews
Inspector Thatcher returns to her office one evening, lonely and full of regrets from the past... only to be accosted by a slightly tipsy Constable Fraser.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
The Wonderful Weasleys by Adelaide E reviews
In a Weasley's world, teasing, taunting, and causing teethgnashing stress are quaint and accepted ways of showing love. Despite her long history with the clan, Hermione still hasn't become fully accustomed to the practices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Lowest Common Denominator by geo3 reviews
Han Solo's stag party, seen through the eyes of a disapproving OC...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Gate of the Cthulhu by shadowmaat reviews
Jonas relates the horrific events of SG-1's doomed mission to the planet Yuggoth.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/31/2004 - J. Quinn
Siege Mentality by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Palantiri, modems, girls in Elrond’s bedroom, flash floods, feather dusters, Erestor fainting, catatonic Thranduil, whipped cream, cruelty to Mary Sues, silly names, four half-witted Halflings and one irritable Istar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,357 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/4/2004 - Published: 2/22/2003 - Elrond, Legolas
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Requiescat in Pace by Insomniac Luddite reviews
The afterlife gets a little out of control for a certain person. OoTP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Sirius B.
Sneezes and Sword Fights by Joannawrites reviews
Sequel to "Dragons or Ribbons." When Aragorn takes ill, Arwen persuades an unsuspecting Legolas to care for the ungracious and surly King. *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,320 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Sod's Law by Bobbi reviews
Sequel to 'Impending Doom'. Poor Neville...Snape has decided he's no mere accident-prone boy, but a Dark Wizard hell-bent on taking over the world. But a blissfully unaware Longbottom thwarts him at every turn ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Severus S., Remus L.
Whoops by Jojo6 reviews
In which Daniel and Teal'c are conveniently elsewhere. S/J. Season 5.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Cast Away by Kielle reviews
As they prepare to set sail for the undying lands, Legolas and Gimli encounter a tragic remnant of an older age...
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2003
Harry Potter and the Bookwyrm by Jelsemium reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Harry has a small problem with a big Bookwyrm. On top of that, Sirius Black is lurking about. Now the EPILOGUE is UP! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,130 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/26/2002
Legolas Shall Be For The Elves by Teanna reviews
Glorfindel, Elrond, Legolas, Merry and Pippin, and some Dwarves; and how Elrond's dinnerware kept Glorfindel from having to face another Balrog. Complete! (And really short)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt by Ariana Deralte reviews
Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Complete
Catholic Agency Boys in Trouble by Helena Handbasket reviews
Darien and Hobbes uncover more than they bargained for on a routine undercover mission.
Invisible Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2002
Aberforth's Folly by QuizzicalSphinx reviews
A young Albus Dumbledore goes quasi-Lovecraftian in this tale of inappropriate spells, Old Gods, and livestock. Just another case of picking the most obscure character in the series and running with him. Rated W for Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2001
Holy Trinity High School Computer Club by Byl Glinka reviews
A high school computer club gets too close to the Truth
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2000
Entry 23784327473467838 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005