Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Fushigi Yuugi, Slam Dunk, and Yu Yu Hakusho.
Checks the time Good evening! Or in tagalog, magandang gabi! Or, in German, Gute abend (it still looks like the afternoon kasi e), or in French, Bonsoir! Hello people! How are ya?
I just had a chocolate sandwich, so I'm a little cheery, and I've been watching four straight hours of the Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, so I'm in a cheery mood!
Anyway, about me:
Real name: Okay, fine, it's Roxanne
Nationality: Filipino and proud of it!
Currently residing in: Freimettigen, Switzerland (don't worry fellow Pinoys! I'm making you proud!)
Born in: Quezon City
Hometown is: Cainta, Rizal, Philippines!
Schools: Um, let me think, Iloilo Montessori, then St. James School of Quezon City, then Lorenzo Ruiz de Manila School, then New Cairo British International School (Egypt), then back to Lorenzo Ruiz de Manila School, then to University of the Philippines, Diliman, and now, language school, Migros Klubschule here, and hopefully in a couple of months, Glion Hotel School in Lausanne. Man, my resume's gonna be awesome!
Family: Parents, two sisters, I'm the oldest.
Birthday: August 10, 1987. Advance birthday cards, no matter how early are welcome!
Friends: Lots, but it's hard to keep in touch. Sad...
Hobbies: Writing, reading, browsing the net, FF.net, Frienster, Youtube.com, collecting stuff toys, especially penguins.
What do I want to be: A doctor, though I feel that profession slipping away from me...
Books: Harry Potter Series, by J.K. Rowling, Narnia, by C.S Lewis, the entire Roald Dahl Collection, The Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, by J. R. R. Tolkien, Angels and Demons, by Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown, Velocity, by Dean Koontz, Anansi Boys, and Stardust, Neverwhere and American Gods all by Neil Gaiman, The Dark Materials, by Philip Pullman, Memory and Identity, by Pope John Paul the Second. Did I mention I like reading?
Music: With legs like that, by Zebrahead, I Hate Everything about you, by 3 Days grace. Someday, by Nickelback. Ipagpatawad Mo, by VST and Company (corny ba?), I'd Still Say Yes, by Freestyle, Forevermore and Set You Free, by Side A. Will I ever, also by Side A. Elesi by Rivermaya. Angel to You Devil to Me, by The Click Five.
TV Shows: The Daily Show With John Stewart, The Colbert Report, Whose Line is It anyway, CSI, The Simpsons.
Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho, Slam Dunk, Fushigi Yuugi.
Anime Characters: Now we're talking!
Rukawa: Cool, calm, virtually, ice, but all the same, incredibly handsome and talented. What girl would not like him? He's practically untouchable, and everyone knows, girls want what they can't have.
Sendoh Akira: Well, the smiling guy next door just brightens up a girl's day! Very likeable, and if he were real, as in someone's a walking talking Sendoh Akira, he'd be the apple of girl's eyes.
Kurama: Sigh...so handsome...okay, pulling self together. Kurama, the youko mind you, devilishly handsome, cunning, wise and intelligent. The perfect package!
Shuiichi Minamino: Intelligent, handsome, funny, and basically a guy you'd want to hang out with! Even though he sounds and acts too mature for his age, he can act like any kid when it comes to teasing his friends, especially Hiei.
Hotohori: Let's face it, he's royalty, and girls love the royal emperors.
Tasuki: No matter how handsome Hotohori is, he's nothing compared to Tasuki. The rebel, and I love the rebel.
Ooh, almost forgot...
Mitsui: Also the rebel, then got soft, but being liked again because he's handsome once he cut his hair.
Hey guys I found this quiz from duckichan87, and they were funny! They cheered me up a lot, and I thought I'd post it here, so you know, maybe I can cheer you guys up to. Enjoy!
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it"
"If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You"
"If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem"
"Jesus is coming...hide the porn!"
"In my world we PRAISE the Almighty LEMON!"
"im not crazy just ask my camel Steven"
"It's all fun and games until your DAD finds out."
"If I was president I would live at White Castle instead of the White House...I'd be so much cooler"
"Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"
Hi guys, well I'm back and all I can say is, hello! I found some Simpsons Quotes, and it is one of my favorite shows. It's just a slight shame that the Simpsons here is in German, so I don't understand it. So what do I do? I download episodes. Yes, I am that desperate for English shows here. I know it shows, but you would be too, if more than half the people, if not all, in your community just looks at you with a confused look in their face everytime you talk to them. Shows downloaded and youtube.com is where I find my solace.
Anyway, here are a select few quotes, hopefully, to cheer you guys up!
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: drunk Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! hits tree
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...
Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're underreacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is under.
Marge: She's such a butt-hole.
Well, there it is I hope you guys liked! Ja ne! Tsussch!
So, I was browsing the internet, with the question Donde esta el banyo running through my head. Yeah, I know it means, where is the bathroom, but I kept thinking of Cow and Chicken, you know the cartoon, and then another thought came to my head, how many variations of when life gives you lemons... are there? So I decided to find out and share it with you! One of them is already up there, and here are the others!
When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
Person 1:When life throws me a lemon, I make lemonade
Person 2: When life throws me a lemon, I find out who's responsible and make them eat it skin and all!
When life gives you lemons, sell them on E-bay!
When life gives you lemons, graft it to a lime tree and produce a refreshing low calorie soft drink
When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make an army of SUPER lemons.
When life gives you lemons, give them the hell back!
when life gives you lemons throw them back and demand oranges.
when life gives you lemons throw them at small children, because the children are our future.
When life gives you lemonsdo some research on them. (Sources all agree that lemons originated from somewhere in Asia; today, America claims to grow a quarter of the world’s supply, and California is said to be the biggest producer …no wonder they call it the “The Land of Posh n’ Pits”!)
When life gives you lemons Become a lemonologist
When life gives you lemons remember that God loves the yellow ones as much as the little green ones, (but it might have helped if he’d also supplied the water, sugar, a few spare ice-cubes, a pitcher to mix it in, a spoon to stir it and of course a glass from which to sip it!)
When life gives you lemons, say thank and run!
There are more and I'll find them and post them soon!
Hey guys! I found this page full of one liners, here are some that you like me, find to be funny and it'll cheer your day up!
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Honk if you love peace and quiet
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Okay, I'm back. I was watching some clips of Jon Stewart on the internet, from the daily show with jon stewart, and I saw this speech he made, directed to Mexico. It's really funny, and thought that I might do it as a quote, or a speech, whatever, anyway, it's a message to Mexico regarding the US Mexico border immigration standoff. Enjoy!
Mexico...meet me at camera three
Ola. You look muy...taco. Listen, your country and ours, we got a little dispute on our immigration state. We keep raising the stakes, we launch unmanned drones you dig deeper tunnels. We build a wall, you build catapults. We deploy the national guard to the wall, you surrender and as a token of friendship you leave us a gift at that wall (giant pinata shape of a horse). We assume that the gift is full of delicious candy, we then bring the gift into out borders but the gift is in fact full of immigrants ... WITH NO CANDY!
But that won't work for you either but that won't work for you either because those immigrants will then be pummeled by six year olds with wooden sticks. You can see the problem. All we have before us is violence and our relentless pursuit of candy. So Mexico I have the answer. Join us. Be like Puerto Rico, like a state, onlyyou speak Spanish, and have no rights or representation.
On the plus side on the plus you do get a parade, once a year no funny business cause were watching you. All I’m saying is this Mexico, join us, be the hallucinatory worm in our giant bottle of freedom, and together the two of us can finally bring order to the continent and wreck bloody vengeance on those Canadian gringoes, gracias and as always donde esta la bibliotheque!
Yes, I know the last thing in spanish was where is the library, but honestly, I think it would have sounded funnier if he asked, donde esta el banyo! But that's just me.