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The Faculty Production
by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Shakespeare's "Macbeth." What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during "Prisoner of Azkaban," but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Remus L., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Things I Never Knew
by youcantseeus reviews
When Snape’s son comes to Hogwarts, Harry discovers secrets about his Potions Master that he never imagined and Snape learns a few things about Harry as well. NOT HBP COMPLIANT. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,614 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit
by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Phantom of Hogwarts
by Always Hopeful reviews
AU! COMPLETE! What happens when you combine Phantom of the Opera with Harry Potter? You get Minerva taking Transfiguration lessons from an unknown source, that's what. Can Albus save her in time before the teacher Tom Riddle, takes her over completely?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,796 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Things We Cannot Do
by Droxy reviews
Snape answers the door and is confronted with a plea for help from Miss Granger, events result in darkness surrounding Crookshanks. A bit of a murder mystery thrown in for fun. Serial drabble story format. CH 209 His Silence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 209 - Words: 27,602 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hogwart's Staff Poetry
by Dr. Colleen reviews
Just some fun poetry "by"Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape....etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 1/26/2005
The Phantom of the Dungeons
by MackenzieW reviews
Twenty years ago, Severus Snape fell asleep listening to a musical and had the weirdest dream of his life. He obviously didn't learn his lesson, falling asleep listening to The Phantom of the Opera. Step inside and see what happens to Severus this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
by pozicat reviews
Severus attends at a muggle magishian show with the rest of Hogwarts staff. After being dragged up on the stage to be hypnotized, he leans down to kiss the woman he hates the most. [SSQS] Severus Snape, Quintessa Sinistra. [Complete 5 chapters up]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Barry Saucepan and the Ugly Rock
by Long live the pickles reviews
COMPLETED! It's Harry Potter one just twisted up and tipped upside down! New crazy characters! Random Happenings! Good, if you have an unusual sense of humor! C'mon! Come read and review! I LOVE REVIEWERS! R8d T because I have a swearing problem
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Not Another Karaoke Contest
by BeachBum754 reviews
This is not a karaoke contest! But it does include a whole bunch of parodies of (mostly) well-known songs, sung by HP people! Features Voldie rapping, Hermione ranting, and Ron being jealous, among other things!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,980 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003
Blind Date Harry Potter Style!
by BeachBum754 reviews
Basically, a take off on Blind Date, with all characters Harry Potter! It should be funny... Malfoy, Sirius Black, and everyones favorite Sevvie Snape, not to mention just about everyone else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 63 - Words: 145,760 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Chocolate Factory
by MiSSxMELON reviews
Willy Wonka the greatest candy making Wizard in history, has decided to let five wizards or witches into his factory, never seen by anyone but him and his workers, all under the age of seventeen. CH 1&2 REDONE 7.26
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005
Hogwarts: Our Favourites
by arx512 reviews
Surveys are doing the rounds at Hogwarts trouble is, trying to get your hands on one! Ahh, its been over a year... C19 is coming though!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004
Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Stone: Take Two
by MysticSong1978 reviews
COMPLETE What if Hagrid was too busy to fetch Harry when his letters were intercepted by his Uncle Vernon? What if Severus Snape had gone in his place and learned that Harry wasn't living in the lap of luxury like he had always imagined. *Updated January & February 2017*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,294 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Caderyn reviews
Inspired by the movie. Several mini love stories in the HP world. MajorShips: RHr, LJ, HG, RemusTonks, CharlieTonks friendship, CharliePenelope. Minor: SeamusLavender, DeanParvati, NevilleLuna, ErnieHannah, NickLady, McGonagallDumbledore, CrabbeMillicent!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,143 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Value of Truth
by Lady Henrietta reviews
COMPLETE: McGonagall and Snape meet for chess games and learn about each other in the process. A friendship developes, but a secret McGonagall holds could jeopardize everything between the two. MMSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
The Point of No Return
by Songbird4890 reviews
RELOADED! Hogwarts puts on the prodution of the "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldie and the LockhartSyndrome
by Anne Zwarts reviews
Severus has a syndrome. McGonagall knows the remedy. Voldemort gets involved in this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
The Joys of Sexual Education
by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by The Treacle Tart reviews
Some need more than words to tell their story. Severus SnapeMinerva McGonagall. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
by salzgurke reviews
Certainly, your meeting with Professor Snape cannot already be finished, Mr. Potter," Minerva McGonagall insisted. Oh you wait, Severus... Gap filler to OotP, attached to the chapter "Snape’s Worst Memory"; Minerva vs Severus; a little angsty one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Teacher Chronicles
by Cataclysm Of Innocence reviews
A totally fluffy, completely OOC fic that is time-wasting and therefore perfectly readable. PLEASE R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron
by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Devil You Know
by Isisnofret reviews
Selene Sinistra was not someone you would ever imagine fighting for the light, but when fate draws her into the war she has to decide which side she's really on. A decision made more difficult by the sudden involvement of Severus Snape in her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Severus Snape, Computer Hacker
by Davenrood reviews
7th years Hermione and Harry sneak computers into the school and invent the HogwartsNet. When Snape finds out, he decides to have some fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,313 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
When Harry Met Sela
by Kishi Kat reviews
Updated! 4-10-04 - When Severus' young daughter is unleashed on Hogwarts chaos ensues. RR, Please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Severus S.
Unwanted and Necassary Memories
by Wired Heart reviews
McGonagall finds something from her past to which she has been attempting to avoid - which she can no longer do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Minerva M.
The Boggart, the Witch and the Wardrobe
by The Goblet reviews
Professor McGonagall attackes a Boggart in the infamous staffroom wardrobe. (Slash) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
A Snape Kind of Summer
by PadfootOldBuddyOldPal reviews
What will happen when Harry is told he has to spend the summer with Snape and McGonagall, with only Ron's little sister for company?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,929 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Cell Block Tango
by CatalinaWineMixer reviews
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Merry Murderesses of Azkaban’s Death Row...." A parody of Chicago's 'Cell Block Tango'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2003
It's Not Easy Being Green
by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Not another Hogwartian Musical!
by Feishien reviews
The characters are singing again! But who's behind it this time? Sequel to 'A Hogwartian musical'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003
by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Hogwartian Musical
by Feishien reviews
Hogwarts: A place where everyone sings and dances; be afraid, be very afraid!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 4/12/2003 - Harry P.
by Davenrood reviews
Fic One: The Slumber Party - The Hogwarts Teaching Staff has a slumber party. What will ensue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2003
Most Unlikely Soulmates
by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Ensnare the Senses
by Gedia Kacela reviews
(or The Potion Master's... Mistress?) When the Potions class finds themselves overhearing Snape's private conversation with a woman, they can only make several guesses as to who, precisely, that woman is- make that several... amusing guesses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Severus S.
The Squib and The Potions Master
by Ozma reviews
Filch follows a trail of blood through the corridors of Hogwarts and finds more than he bargained for. (Set during Harry's first year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Argus F., Severus S.
The Case Within a Case
by Leah Miyuki Cannon reviews
A Meitantei Conan/Kindaichi Shonen no Jikembo crossover that finds Hajime, Conan, and Heiji in the midst of mystery and murder.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,556 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/26/2001 - Published: 4/27/2001
A Second Chance
by Blaise reviews
What was the 'matter' between Professor Snape and Dumbledore that makes Dumbledore trust him? Here's an answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2001 - Published: 7/21/2000 - Severus S., Albus D.
True Nothings reviews
Chapter 18 finally up! Snape and Sinistra have realised their love for each other, after seven long years...and they decide to get married...but will it be happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,925 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M.