Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, and Ultimate Marvel.
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Favorite TV Shows:
(And I can’t speak any fluently)
I want to learn:
All kinds of stupid stuff...
"I love it when mum is yelling at someone else, it makes such a nice change." -.-Fred-.-
“You’re dead Potter.”
“Really? You would have thought I would have stopped walking around by now.” -.-Harry and Draco-.-
"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her inkpot. "You are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
"I'll look for him later; I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother’s old bloomers or something. Of course, he could have crawled into the airing cupboard and died ... but I mustn’t get my hopes up" -.-Sirius Black-.-
"Blah, blah, blah, don't you ever get tired of saying the same speech over and over again every time something like this happens? Get over yourself! Stop trying to save the world and find a hobby!" -.-Kaiba to Yami Yugi-.-
Rattlesnakes: You don't bother them, they won't bother you. Usually." -.-Holes-.-
"Our horse is too small, our jockey is too big, our trainer is too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference!" -.-Seabiscuit-.-
"That still only counts as one!" -.-The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King-.-
"Shall I describe it to you, or should I get you a box?" -.-The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers-.
"Hey O'Connel Looks Like I Got All the Horses!"
"Hey Beni looks Like you’re On the Wrong Side of the River!" -.-The Mummy-.-
(Dylan ordering at a drive through) "I'll have three burgers, three French fries, and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?" -.-Charlie's Angels-.-
(Fender) How many times have I told you not to talk to strange men?”
"From now on, I'm gonna call you 'Diego: L-"
"Lord of Touch Me and you're Dead." -.-Ice Age-.-
"I cut it a little roomy for the free movement; the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin; it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof; and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature." -.-Edna, The Indredibles-.-
"John. You're going to die young because you've smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were fifteen. And you're going to Hell because of the life you took. You're fucked." -.-Gabriel, Constantine-.-
“Your Honour I object!”
“On what grounds?”
“On the grounds of Brooklyn!” -.-Spot( AKA Brooklyn) and Judge, Newsies-.-
“Do you know how to drive stick?” -.-Batman-.-
“Anything but a straight shot. What’s your interest in it?”
“I want to borrow it…”
“Spelunking… You know, cave diving.”
“You expect much gunfire in these caves.” -.-Bruce and Fox-.-
“Oh… The Tumbler? You wouldn’t be interested in that.” -.-Fox-.-
“You complete me.” -.-Joker to Batman-.-
“So what do you think?”
“Does it come in black?” -.-Fox and Bruce-.-
“Who’s in the White House?”
“An Asshole.” -.-Vance and Blade-.-
“I can’t, they’ll kill me.”
“What the fuck, I’ll kill you. I’ll just enjoy it better.” -.-Chief and Blade-.-
“Blade, are you ready to die?”
“I was born ready, Mother Fucker.”
“I like that. Mother. Fucker.” -.-Drake and Blade-.-
“In the movies Dracula wears a cape and some old English guy saves the day. But we all know the movies are full of shit, right.” -.- Hannibal King-.-
“Just like all you’re victims.”
“How many have their been Blade? Thirty? Forty? Fifty?”
“1,182, but they were all Familiars.” -.-FBI Agent’s and Blade-.-
“NO! God’s are selfish little men who fly around in red capes and don’t share their powers with the world.” -.-Lex Luthor Superman Returns-.-
“I’d trade three hundred thousand coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a pint of GAS!” -.-Lex Luthor Superman Returns-.-
“Kitty, What did my father always used to tell me.”
“You’re going bald?”
“Land! Diamonds can be manufactured, and people are a dime a dozen. But land, it’s the only thing they’re not making more of.” -.-Kitty and Lex Luthor-.-
“Wow… that’s really something Lex.”
“Wait for it.”
“Wow… That’s really something Lex. Real Gone with the Wind.” -.-Kitty and Lex-.-
“I have come to the conclusion, that one useless man, is called a disgrace. That two, are called a law firm. And that three or more become a congress. And by God I have had this congress. For ten years King George and his parliament has gull, cullied, and diddled these colonies with their illegal taxes, Stamp Acts, Townsend Acts, Sugar Acts, Tea Acts, and when we dare to stand up like men they have stopped out trade, seized our ships, blockaded our ports, burned our towns, and spilled our blood. And still this congress refuses to grant any of my resolutions on Independence even so much of the courtesy of open debate. Good God, what in hell are you waiting for!” -.-John Adams, 1776-.-
“Good God, for a whole year they have been sitting here, a whole year, doing nothing. I do believe you’ve laid a curse on, North America. A curse that we here now rehearse in, Philadelphia. A second flood a simple famine, plagues of locusts everywhere, or a cataclysmic earthquake I’d accept with some disperse. But no, you send us CONGRESS, good God sir, was that fair? You see we piddle, twiddle, and resolve, not one damn thing do we solve, piddle, twiddle, and resolve, nothing’s ever solved in foul, feted, fuming, foggy, filthy, Philadelphia.” -.-John Adams, 1776-.-
“Mr. Adams, damn you Mr. Adams, you are obnoxious and disliked that cannot be denied, once again you stand between my and my lovely bride. Oh, Mr. Adams you are driving me to homicide” -.-Thomas Jefferson, 1776-.-
“But there’s work to be done.”
“But… they can’t… in the middle of the afternoon?”
“Not everyone’s from Boston, John.” -.-John Adams and Benjamin Franklin, 1776-.-
“Mr. Jefferson, Dear Mr. Jefferson, I’m only 41 I still have my virility, and I can romp through cupids grove with great agility, but life is more than sexual combustibility.” -.-John Adams, 1776-.-
"I know as much of games as I do of hugs, and puppies. And care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world." -.-Hiei-.-
"I pictured something beady-eyed and slimy but cute and fluffy works too!" -.-Botan's comment on Puu-.-
"Self-interest is not what moves him now, and it bewilders him..." -.-Kurama of Hiei before Seiryu-.-
"What is that ridiculous thing attached to your head all about?"
"It's a puberty thing, okay?'!" -.-Puu's intro to Hiei-.-
“There is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there was such a person, he would be a shallow soul.” -.-Hiei-.-
"And here I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you take th' prize! The hell was that? Ya don't make bombs go boom in yer face!" -.-Jin-.-
I never did like that guy; the wind around his pores was pretty stinky. Actually, I'm kinda glad ya waxed 'im. Oh! But don't tell Richou I toldja that! -.-Jin-.-
"This is my impression of you, Yusuke: Oh, look at me, I'm burning!" -.-Botan-.-
"Well, I wasn't going to tell you this because I knew it would make you more irritable; but without the confusion caused by you running out into the street that boy would have actually missed the car and escaped with one less scrape on his right shoulder."
"What? But he was headed right for him."
"Yes, well, the driver would have veered to the left. In other words, your death was a complete and utter waste!" -.-Botan and Yusuke-.-
"What if I shoot him in the eye, then he'll be blind, right? Wait, he's got two eyes. Damn!" -.-Yusuke, facing Goki-.-
"You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero. I hate people like you." -.-Hiei-.-
"All the while we've been thinking you were a brilliant strategist; really, you're just a lucky fool."
"Hey, watch it, Fox-Boy...! What's that word mean, anyway?"
"A strategist is someone who uses his brain." -.-Kurama and Yusuke-.-
"Might? You risked our lives on a might? What exactly would you have done if the Spirit Gun hadn't bounced off the Mirror?"
"Get chopped into pieces, I guess." -.-Botan and Yusuke after the fight with Hiei-.-
"It's his way of saying 'you're welcome'. You will learn." -.-Kurama of Hiei-.-
"Please don't let these Saint Beasts win and invade the Earth... So much paperwork..." -.-Jorge (Ogre)-.-
"After all the explosions, the stink wakes him." -.-Kurama of Yusuke, the DT-.-
"Lemme put it this way: if demons do have toilets would you really want to sit on one?" -.-Shizuru Kewabara-.-
"That's Master Hag to you, punk!" -.-Genkai-.-
"Why don't you show this young whippersnapper how it was done in the old days?"
"Gladly, you patronizing jackass." -.-Yusuke and Genkai, DT-.-
"Come on, at least give me credit for the nose." -.-Genkai to Suzuka-.-
"So, which is more humiliating; losing to an old man or to a clown?"
"A clown. Definitely worse to a clown." -.-Hiei and Kewabara-.-
"Hiei is going through a tricky change. It appears he's beginning to like you." -.-Kurama to Yusuke and Kewabara-.-
"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -.-Hiei to Kewabara-.-
"Yo! Prince of Rats! I've come to collect!"
"Funny, I thought he'd send someone bigger." -.-Kyo's entrance-.-
"Next time you feel inclined to say something you'll regret, bite your tongue and save yourself some humiliation. Idiot." -.-Genjyo Sanzo-.-
"Of the three things I hate most in this world, you've already managed two."
"Oh? And what are those?"
"Perverts and insects." -.-Sanzo and Chin Yisou-.-
"Wow. I haven't cleaned my room in a hundred years. Not looking forward to that." -.-Aang, the Last Avatar-.-
Lemon chicken, in reference to the fanfiction world, is sexually aroused poultry. -.-Psychos-Anonymous-.-
I have a dirty mind. It has a permanent home in a gutter and I visit it often with get-well cards. -.-Psychos-Anonymous-.-
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. -.-Napoleon Bonaparte-.-
Out of all the things I miss, it's my mind I miss the most.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Always read books that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I just got skylights put in my place, the people above me are furious.
Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level, and then they beat you with experience.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; he made so many
Sigh. All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm a psychotic bi-polar blood-thirsty maniac who at this point would like to rip your face off, so what were you trying to say before I rudely interrupted you to inform you that I AM in a bad mood?
Men are like a deck of cards; you need a heart to love them, and diamond to marry them, a club to beat their head in when they cheat on you, and a spade to bury the dead bastard.
At weddings old people poke me and say "you're next". So at funerals I do the same.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies!
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Before you criticize someone, walk two miles in their shoes. That way you are two miles away, and have their shoes.
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your Sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!
If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Lara-Van, petrelli heiress, techgoddess420
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox petrelli heiress, techgoddess420
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile -two words: CRIMINAL MINDS
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character.Too many to name.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book (or TV show or movie) and strangle the characters for being SOdumb, put this on your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy wasgone.Wait. It was gone? And nobody told me?
If you like reading books with homosexual couples add your name to this list: comedyforever1117 petrelli heiress
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, petrelli heiress, techgoddess420
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile.
Copy and Paste: HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag every day.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
Stupid Stuff from Fanfic’s…
"So...what do you do, in your spare time?" Bakura asked.
"Oh geez..." Malik thought for a minute. "I have no life. Spend time on the computer, sleep, shop, make prank calls to my sister while she's at work...and...I yell at squirrels."
Bakura tried not to laugh, but a chuckle escaped his lips anyway. "You yell at squirrels."
"Yes, I do."
"Why do you yell at squirrels?"
"Because squirrels are the root of all evil," Malik stated matter-of-factly.
"And how are squirrels evil?" Bakura leaned his chin on his hand.
"Well, you see, they are conspiring against us. Everyone thinks they’re soooo cuuute nibbling at their little walnuts and acorns but if you look closely, they have this evil glint in their eye, like they know something we don't, like something's coming."
"Oh... you mean, like the apocalypse?" Bakura's eyes had an amused glint to them.
"Well, not that dramatic," Malik said. "I think it's more of a squirrel-takeover. Like they're plotting the demise of humanity." -.-Sweet in Disguise-.-
"Earrings!" Harry exclaimed as he bolted upright in bed.
Ron, who was currently hanging off his bed in a half-hearted attempt to get up, tumbled to the floor with a thud.
"Aw, Harry!" the redhead complained, rubbing his head. "What are you on about?"
"Dobby was wearing gold earrings," the other boy blabbed, sounding bewildered.
Ron, now up on his elbows, favoured his best friend with a disgruntled look. "Are you still asleep, mate?"
Harry blinked. "Maybe," he answered faintly then actually turned to look at his friend. A pause. "...What are you doing on the floor?"
"Looking for daisies!" Ron growled, sounding none-too-friendly. -.-History of Magic-.-
Yami stalked through Knockturn Alley like a man on a mission... a highly pissed, I've-had-a-bad-day-DON'T-look-at-me-cross-eyed-or-I'll-carve-your-heart-out-with-a-dull-spoon-and-make-you-like-it man on a mission.
Seto would have been proud. -.-History of Magic-.-
"Look", the short boy said angrily after a moment of silence. "My mate is dying. With him goes all the control that Spirit World has on me. So unless you stop wasting our time and start moving then I'll kokuryuuha your ass to hell and be done with it." -.-Year of the Demon-.-