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That_Guard_Girl, or Ace, is a current dreamer and an aspiring author/broadcast journalist. She has many aspirations, you see. Her main profession is studying, but she has been know to devote months of her time to projects, such as school musicals, where she often looses her sanity. She is a lover of debating, and while many say she should be a lawyer, she has decided that the practice of law would just be too damn annoying and filled with idiots.

The author of this fan-fiction page is a graduate of a somewhat rural high school. During her four years there, she was involved with many activities. Her two main groups were the marching band and the musicals. For band, she was in the color guard, of which she was the captain. For theater, she was the stage manager, a position which made her lose her sanity on more than one occasion. She also was a part of the FBLA, where she was president, and the National Art Honor Society.

Kerry is continuing her education in the fall at Kutztown University, with a double major in Speech Communication and Electronic Media. While there, she will continue her color guard career, as well as her theater and writing goals.

The author would like to say that she loves to have fun with her friends, even though writing in third person often suggests otherwise. She is a writer, what can you expect?

Obligatory Quotes:
"You know why I'll win? It's because I will argue with you until you cry...and Sir, believe me. You will cry."
(My debating style)

Life's a stage and I'm calling the cues!

'Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.' ~Kurt Vonnegut

Spinning isn't the answer. Spinning is the question. And the answer... is "Yes!".

Band taught me to appreciate the dirty things in life.

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Imagination is the one weapon we have in the war against reality.

Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy.

This is not a political issue. This is a health issue. This is not a gay issue. This is a human issue. And I do not intend to be defeated by it. I came here today in the hope that my epitaph would not read that I died of red tape. (Roger Gail Lyon)

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Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 20h - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
More than a Last Name by indieinnocent reviews
Rose Weasley is unlike anyone in her family, beyond the fact she is the sole Weasley not in Gryffindor. But it isn't until her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, and with the help of Scorpius Malfoy, that she realizes being different isn't so horrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,127 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Changes In the Band by Jinxd n cursed reviews
Fern faces her tenth grade year with a new band director and an unexpected love
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,384 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/20/2003
Paradise Lost by madame.alexandra reviews
Lily Evans's seventh year. Head girl. And sure, Potter as head boy was a drawback, but she could get over that. She had everything going for her--until someone ripped it all away. JL Angst--WARNING: Rape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,264 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hearts Of Glass by goldnote reviews
After joining an all male drum corps, Laura finds out what love, life, and music really means. But, what is going to happen when they find out she's not what they think she is? Rated T.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 166,161 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006
The Cheerman in the Woods by SimOph52 reviews
A body is found linking the mob to George Washington University. Brennan gets jealous, Booth gets angry, Angela is still rolling her eyes.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Covers by bloopy reviews
Goren and Eames are put undercover soon after Goren's return from suspension. Will feelings left under the surface bubble up to create a rift in their partnership or make them realize how much they mean to each other? BA the good stuff
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,852 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Perseverance by o0MissBennet0o reviews
The first time he asks, it comes out of nowhere. It’s spontaneous, free from logic or planning. It’s like an epiphany of sorts.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Countess Jackman reviews
I stared at Edward, swallowing the lump in my throat before saying, “Well, there is one place we can go.” His eyes flickered with recognition and he sighed, turning to the rest of our family, “The Volturi.” Sequel to Waste a Moment.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,677 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007
If I Should Fall by Liria247 reviews
Brennan returns from an expedition to Nicaragua, but all is not well when she unexpectedly falls ill. Even the strongest of us can crumble. BB.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,222 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Love and Disappointments by Audrie Melone reviews
Set shortly after the marriage of Mr.Darcy and Elizabeth,this story is a venture into their marriage and the happenings in the lives of their friends and family.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,442 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
The Game of Life by Lynn79 reviews
Rory's and Logan's life after graduation. With a wedding on the way, a secret identity, work, and friends how will the couple get through it all. Rated M for a FEW sexual situations [Rogan]
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 272,179 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Rory G., Logan H.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8376 - Favs: 7,512 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Remains in the Rain by forensicsfan reviews
What starts out as a trip to Seattle to promote Brennan's latest book turns into much more as secrets surface in flood waters and Booth and Brennan find that a few of their own secrets surface in the process.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 70,135 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
How My Heart Behaves by mia101 reviews
Brennan thinks she understands what sex is all about...until Booth gives her a glimpse that makes her think otherwise. But who's teaching whom? And what will they learn...?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,376 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Mr and Mrs Stabler by amelina reviews
It's been a year since Kathy and Elliot divorced, and his kids suggest he get back in the dating game...with Olivia. Will dating ruin the friendship? And what happens when a case forces them to go under cover as a married couple?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,759 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2005
Unwell by only-more-love reviews
Yup, the mighty Temperance Brennan was sick. Takes place after Season 3, Episode 4. x Booth and Brennan x Now COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,631 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
House of Mirrors by sundance896 reviews
Booth and Brennan find themselves in over their heads when a dangerous man takes a special and possibly lethal interest in them. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,241 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Need by iluvfanfics1 reviews
Their nightmares and demons bound them together. Their love helped them to survive. Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley knew they needed each other the trouble was in admitting it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 175,640 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Woman in the Riverbed by dutchrub reviews
There is a line where passion becomes obsession and the pursuit of truth becomes a deadly gamble. Temperance Brennan is about to cross it. Pre Soldier on the Grave. COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,804 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 4/29/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Nectar of the Gods by LunaEquus reviews
A chilling realization leaves Kartik and Gemma on the run for their lives. Who can they trust now but each other? On their quest to sort out the mess that has become their lives, they learn a few things about each other, and inevitably themselves.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,213 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
At The End of the Line by detective-sweetheart reviews
Stay with me, she says, and he nods, before replying. You know I will.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Talk to Me by SSJL reviews
All he wanted was a moment of honesty from her. All she wanted was to be able to give him this. Some BB lovin' to brighten your day. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 118,273 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Land of the Living by niah1988 reviews
One month. Four weeks. Twenty eight days that will change her life completely. And it all starts with a strange dream... [BB]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,140 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
A Rescue of Sorts by TeenTypist reviews
COMPLETE Story picks up on the heels of Wizards at War. Now that she knows he's alive, Dairine is determined to find Roshaun. When she finds him, she brings him back home to his parents on Wellakh. Eventual DairineRoshaun pairing. Chapter 15 posted.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Dreams Stained Scarlet by X.Little.Black.Cat.X reviews
Starts with Lily and James in their Sixth year. Lily hates James. James loves Lily. What happens when the events of the summer force the young prankster to grow up? Rated M as a precaution. Continues until the day they die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,704 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
White Noise by rightersblock reviews
Booth and Brennan work together to solve a case that is stranger than fiction. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,383 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Cage by azarathangel reviews
When a serial killer targets mothers and their children, Brennan finds herself struggling to deal with her unwanted emotions, but as always, Booth is there for her. [BoothxBrennan] CHAPTER 11 RATING IS K just because
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,453 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Lady Killer by Kelly of the midnight dawn reviews
Sequel to 'Trust Me'. A serial killer is targeting female cops. SVU is stumped and so they call in the help of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit. Meanwhile, will Elliot's feelings interfere with his ability to do his job affectively? EO
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
What If by TentativelyKate reviews
OE, obviously. The case that could make them or break them ends up falling apart. The relationship they were meant to have isn't always picture perfect. And yet they're still here, and they're together. The best thing I've ever written, and my favorite.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,413 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Servare Vitas by newscaper reviews
To Save Lives. A Bones Novel. COMPLETE! Brennan helps Booth try to lay old ghosts to rest as he becomes a sniper for the FBI, a decision with life and death consequences that could change everything. BoothBrennan. Lang&Viol. Ch.1to8 revised DEC8th.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,948 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
Breaking point by coolchick207 reviews
Sometimes it hurts so badly, you can't imagine that you could possibly still be alive... Everyone has a breaking point, and one cold night in November, Dr Temperance Brennan finds hers. Edited and reposted.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Blind Trust by blucougar57 reviews
When disaster strikes, a member of the Major Case Squad must fight to rebuild his shattered trust in others. Crossover with SVU.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,456 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
In the Dark, No One Can Hear You Scream by gossipgirl1031 reviews
Booth and Bones are assigned to work undercover on a serial killer case. Will they be able to catch him and stop the murders? Booth & Brennan. EPILOGUE NOW UP! COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,808 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Maternal Instinct by tempecameron reviews
Dr. Temperance Brennan can handle remains that are thousands of years old, but can she keep up with one small child? BB fluff, Parker cuteness, relationship drama, weird author's notes.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Truth and Rings by boredsvunut reviews
This is the sequel to Rings and Truth.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Complete
Quietly by netherfield reviews
A Goren and Eames story set in Season IV. Complete.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,442 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
Love Exists by existance reviews
Lily's parents died the summer before her seventh year. With a heavy heart, she returns back to Hogwarts to find a deflated head James instead of the arrogant one whom she last saw at the end of sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.