Selendrile
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Joined 06-05-01, id: 77374
Author has written 8 stories for StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, Greek Mythology, Bible, Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Shakespeare, and Fairy Tales.

To Angry Flamees and their Chums: My email is up there. My work is down there. I look forward to hearing from you.
To the Two Other People: I have removed pieces which I feel will be never finished, due to either loss of interest or inability to commit, or both. 04.19.04: HP fic trashed. Long ago. Cheers. Fanfiction is still, at various levels, literature; respect the form and format &
Fanfiction free speech does not always equal fanfiction free rein: respect the canon.
I conform to the fanfiction.net way of dating, so the last update at ( 01.03.03 ) means the 3rd day of the 1st month, not the 1st day of the 3rd month, just so you all know. Then, of course, if you don't follow the Gregorian calendar, you might as well not pay attention.
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Case Studies of Tragic Sues by Leelee5 reviews
Tragic consequences can result when a Mary Sue is not informed of the nature and laws of Middle Earth. These case studies will help prevent future accidents.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 1/10/2003
What the Dilliad? by Ziltron reviews
The Epic Dilliad, written by the Illiterate Poet Cranas. A tale of the mighty struggle between the lands of Clanius and Dul.
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 3/26/2003
Elf in a Cage by Inconsequential reviews
An Elf fighting in the Last Alliance is transported to a strange place, for some things which never should have come to pass have occurred, and things which should have been remembered have been forgotten...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 3/16/2003
Everyone Grab a Leg by MinnieMay14 reviews
A strange everyone-wants-Legolas one-shot. Do not read if you're not comfortable with total and complete gayness at it's goofiest
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Legolas - Complete
The Diaries of the Fellowship and More by Anemone Frost reviews
The long lost diaries of the Fellowship. Ch 11 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,961 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 1/19/2002
The Long-Awaited Magical Language Nuts Fic! by Miri the Mentally Unstable reviews
Haven't we all noticed the similarities between Telemain and Numair but haven't found a fic with them yet? Well, here 'tis! Now UPDATED with more chapters of insanity. PG for VERY mild language. Please R&R!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2002 - Published: 4/15/2001
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Jack reviews
[Short story] Ah, tales of wanton lust and breathy woe ... but I digress. A light-hearted story on what really happened with Jack's infamous beans. Once appeared in the 4th issue of Gilraen's Secret of Success.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/9/2003
Macbeth's Bane reviews
[Poem] A sombre limerick on the deed of Lord and Lady Macbeth.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
Meditations reviews
[Vignette] Commodus finds his father's papers, containing the last thoughts of a dying emperor and father. Edited 12.13.03.
Gladiator - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002
Ode to Leggy Leggie Poo reviews
[Poem] A tribute to everyone's favourite elf ... except mine. Film-verse. Edited 05.18.03.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Legolas
Covenant reviews
[Short story] The retelling of Abraham's sacrifice, and his forgiveness. Edited 02.13.03.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/21/2002
Pomegranate Queen reviews
[Poem] She burns, still. Edited 10.26.02.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2002
The Hunt reviews
[Poem] Alternately titled as "The Descent", a short tribute in verse to the virgin huntress.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2002
Terok Nor reviews
[Poem] In space, no one can hear your screams.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/4/2002