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Joined 03-11-05, id: 773764, Profile Updated: 12-29-07
Author has written 5 stories for National Treasure, and Red Eye.

Hmmm, in the unlikely event that anyone wants to know about me, I'll say it quickly. American, History Geek, Drives five miles under the speed limit no matter how many people are screaming at her, Short, Curly Hair, Usually dressed by her Spanish exchange student, Gossips way to much about her teachers, Absurdly Irish, and reads like it's going out of style, much to the chagrin of my friends. There. All done.

I never delete any of my stories, bad as they may be...so please don't shoot me if you read something that obviously indicates it was very late at night and I wasn't thinking correctly. (This does not apply to spelling. If you see anything spelled wrong, just tell me. I hate it when I spell things wrong.)

I don't have my email adress or real name on here for privacy reasons, but if, for some strange reason, you need to talk to me on IM or Facebook just PM me and I'll give you the links. Unless you're a Republican. Then just don't bother. (Joke! I swear! Well...)

Gender: Female

Age: I can't legally drink or vote (seperately or simultaniously, but I don't recommend the latter.How do you think George W was elected?)

Favorite Movies: Indiana Jones (Last Crusade was the best, hands down),National Treasure, Princess Bride, The Phantom of The Opera, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Mummy (and The Mummy Returns), Lord of The Rings (obv. all three), Harry Potter (but that's a given) and Sleepy Hollow

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter (Obv),Anything by Dan Brown,Anything by Tamora Pierce, Anything By Alexandre Dumas but particularly The Count of Monte Cristo and The Three Musketeers, Twilight by Stephanie Meyer, Anything by John Grisham, Eragon and Eldest by Christopher Paolini, The Last Days of Summer by Steve Kruger, The Bartaimus Trilogy(all three) by Jonathan Stroud, The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, The Book Of Lost Things by Christopher Somthingorother, The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield, All of the Thusday Next books by Jasper Fforde, particularly The Eyre Affair

Favorite TV Shows:

Numb3rs (raise you hand if you're in love with Charlie!)


Lost (Raise you hand if you're in love with basically every guy on that show!)

Tin Man (Technically a miniseries, but who's counting?)

Favorite Bands/Music:

Queen, Flogging Molly's Jimmy Eat World,Marc Cohn, Billy Joel, The Goo-Goo Dolls, John Williams, Klaus Badelt, Hans Zimmerman(The last three were composers)

Favorite Quotes:

"I'm a Count, not a Saint."- The Count of Monte Cristo (The Movie)

"Throw me the idol and I'll throw you the whip!" (Indiana Jones-Raiders of the Lost Ark)

"You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it." (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)

"Hello.My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)

"I know somthing about history that you don't know? Wow...let me take a minute here...this feels really good. Is this how you feel all the time? except for now, of course..." (National Treasure)

"A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and burned!" (National Treasure)

"I am NOT obsessed with treasure!"

"Not all treasure's silver and gold, mate." (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"Surely you can think of somthing!"

"No, I can't. And stop calling me Shirley." (Airplane)

Sayid:"It's French!

Charlie:"The French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French!" (LOST)

Ana-Lucia: "You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: "You first." (LOST)

Kate:"Are you serious?"

Sawyer:"Sweetheat, I'm tied to a pole in the jungle of mystery and I just got tortured by a genuine Iraqi and a godamn spinal surgeon. Of course I'm serious." (LOST)

Hurley "Woah, someone steamrolled Harry Potter!" (LOST)

Shannon: "So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious?"
Sayid: "Quite definitely not. I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands."

Jack: Stand up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?


Fate of Fortune, Price of Glory- (National Treasure) Sequel to my first story, Fortune and Glory, with the returning cast. Set two years later, Ian and Patrick have been kidnapped and ransomed for the History Gang's help. Meanwhile, Claire and Riley are broken up, and she's living in Nassau running the Blackbeard museam. More drama! more violence! More history! Less plot holes!

Probability(Red Eye x LOST crossover)My First non-National Teasure Fic, posted in the Red Eye section. Once again, Lisa encounters our favorite "manager" on a plane-but Flight 815 isn't anything like their last flight. After a devastating crash, Lisa and Jackson are stuck on Craphole Island with the other 48 Lostaways, having flashbacks with the best of them and struggling to figure out exactly what their relationship is. It's LisaJackson, as if there was any other pairing in Red Eye. I swear, one day I'll finish it.

Links of Lost Charecters:






Gold Digger (National Treasure)- One day I decided to start another National Treasure fic (shocking, I know) that DIDN'T require hours of plot planning, which becomes very tiring. Right now it's a work in progress while I finish up Fortune & Glory. It's about a young D.C. socialite from an extremely rich family and how she gets tangled up in Ian Howe's affairs after her brother Elliot, a lawyer, wins his case. This takes places almost directly after NT and starts near the end of Ian's Howe's trial since he was arrested at the end of NT.

In Another Life (National Treasure)- My first One-Shot about why Ian Howe became a criminal and how he met Shaw, possibly my favorite character ever (don't ask me why). This was a brain surge I got one night while studying for a math test, so I wrote it all down in one sitting. I didn't do too well on the math test, but I thought the fic turned out nicely, if a little convoluted.

Fortune & Glory (National Treasure)- COMPLETE! My first EVER fic! I'm obnoxiously proud of it, for no really goodreason. It's about Ian's sister Claire Howe, a grad history major at Harvard who trades the location of Blackbeard's treasure for Ben's testimony at Ian's parole hearing. Of course, she comes along with the Golden Trio (as I refer to Ben, Abbie and Riley) to Nassau, where the treasure is hidden. It's a RileyOC, cuz the adorable little goober needs a girlfriend.

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A Glimpse of Heaven by Zarrah reviews
{SpikeBuffy} Ever wonder why Buffy missed heaven so much? What was there to make her long for it? WIP
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,053 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Spike, Buffy S.
Hello from Sunny Hamunaptra! by Nacey reviews
Evelyn entertains her old school chum Constance Adams in Hamunaptra with the company of Jonathan, Ardeth and little Alex. All hell breaks loose when Evelyn encounters the lost city of Amarna and things don't go quite to plan...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,007 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8826 - Favs: 12,237 - Follows: 9,334 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Conditional by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
Jackson's new and dangerous obsession with Lisa has led him to capture her. Now she will have to aid him in his work, or be the cause of her parent's deaths. Eventual LisaJackson.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,241 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 8/21/2005
Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin by TheShoelessOne reviews
CainDG. Series of ficlets on what could have been. Don't blame me, I only listen to the voices in my head.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,338 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Cain, DG
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Intervention by sydedalus reviews
Epilogue is up, the fic is done! Very long HouseWilson friendship piece that takes place during and after the episode Detox. Gen but also a medical fic, buddy fic, hurt comfort fic, and hopefully a realistic fic. Finally FINISHED!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 158,119 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
On The Trail of Jacob Grimm by llnbooks reviews
Movie Prequel. Jacob Grimm has found a way to bring back the dead...for a price, and a supernatural visitor warns Will Grimm that his estranged brother is in mortal peril.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,399 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
Fifth Year? I Haven't Done My Homework! by Laterose reviews
AU fifth year fic with everything! Abuse to animagi (sort of) snakes, Sirius (and his sister), Remus, Voldie, crazy new powers and a decision that will change Harry and Ron's lives forever COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,113 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Fate of Fortune, Price of Glory reviews
Sequel to Fortune & Glory. An Ancient Brotherhood. A Long Awaited Revenge. Two Estranged Historians. Two Hostages. One Altar. RileyOC....FOURTH CHAPTER FINALLY UP!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006
Probability reviews
Red EyexLOST crossover. Three years after Red Eye, Lisa meets Jackson again on the doomed Oceanic Flight 815. Now she must live as a castaway with 48 others at the side of her greatest enemy. JxL
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Fortune & Glory reviews
COMPLETE! When Claire Howe sells her archeological dream to Ben Gates in exchange for her brother's freedom, she finds herself pulled along in a quest for Blackbeard's treasure. RileyOC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,650 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Gold Digger reviews
When a D.C. socialite sets her sights on her lawyer brother's client, a newly off the hook Ian Howe, she gets a lot more than she bargained for. IanOC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2006
In Another Life reviews
One Shot.... How Ian Howe, the young, rich, innocent daddy's boy became the hardened criminal he is today. R&R
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
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