Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Neopets.
Hi everybody! I am an insane Lord of the Rings fan. I read the books in third grade. Anyway I have a few cousins crazy enough to talk me into putting my various fics on this site.
Here are some of my favorite quotes made by some not so famous people:
"Orange pigs fly through Spain's plains!" (ME!)
"They are as scary as hecklumps!(Don't ask. ok!)" My crazy cousin One of the Two Colored Hair
"Do not assume that if you can stop the king the country is weak. Assume that the king is weak when he has not his country." Me
":nods because mouth is full of sandwich:" The Elven Archer of Rivendell
"What's up, Quacky Z, my home duck?"- Lirpa
"Everyone has an inner rose, it's their heart." Starteen 13
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"We're being led by an idiot with a crayon."- Root
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" Confucius
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
"Be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most." Ashleigh Brilliant
"Why is there a peanut in the humidifier?"-My brother
"Have you seen 'Lost'? That show that has the percussionists stuck on an island. They're just holding their triangles going "Ding. Ding." My band teacher talking about the horrible percussion section which kept getting lost over and over again and never bothering to take out their music!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
"It comes in pints? I'm getting one."-Pippin
"You need someone of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing." -Pippin
"What's short term memory loss?"-Pippin
"Oh, no, not again."-The bowl of petunias in THGTTG
"This student is like my cat Barney."-Mrs. Phippen
"Meow cat I am meow"-Quacky Z
"...cucumber I am..."-Quacky Z
"Living things don't look too pretty with their heads bashed in."-Starteen13
"I'll go kill the cook."-Chris, the waiter at Chilie's
"The time has come to discuss massive amounts of chocolate!"-Chris again
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." ~Groucho Marx
"This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I don't know."~Groucho Marx
"Leeches roasting on an open fire,
"This is Berlin. They know baseball and beer, and that's about it. They know what a pretzel is."-Pearl
"A whale is not a fish."
"Welcome to the Magical Field of Magicalness."
"Welcome to the Magical Field of Magical Grasshoppers That When They Bite You You Turn Magical!"-Katie
"What? Don't what me, I'm whating you! Don't what me when I what you!"-Pelletier
"Today is Snuffly themed! Why, you ask? Why not? It's cute, it's cuddly, and it makes silly noises while it eats."-Neopets
"What part of 'no' don't they understand? N-O!"
"The Adventures of Vivian Carlson and The Human Pillow"-Nick
Yeah I know it's long. Oh well. I think I've said that one hundred times this week. Oh well.
"If abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the teenage population would die in the next 24 hours.