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Joined 03-11-05, id: 773818, Profile Updated: 01-10-09
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Neopets.

Hi everybody! I am an insane Lord of the Rings fan. I read the books in third grade. Anyway I have a few cousins crazy enough to talk me into putting my various fics on this site.


Here are some of my favorite quotes made by some not so famous people:

"Orange pigs fly through Spain's plains!" (ME!)

"They are as scary as hecklumps!(Don't ask. ok!)" My crazy cousin One of the Two Colored Hair

"Do not assume that if you can stop the king the country is weak. Assume that the king is weak when he has not his country." Me

":nods because mouth is full of sandwich:" The Elven Archer of Rivendell

"What's up, Quacky Z, my home duck?"- Lirpa

"Everyone has an inner rose, it's their heart." Starteen 13

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"We're being led by an idiot with a crayon."- Root

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" Confucius

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde

"Be kind to unkind people, they probably need it the most." Ashleigh Brilliant

"Why is there a peanut in the humidifier?"-My brother

"Have you seen 'Lost'? That show that has the percussionists stuck on an island. They're just holding their triangles going "Ding. Ding." My band teacher talking about the horrible percussion section which kept getting lost over and over again and never bothering to take out their music!

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one."-Pippin

"You need someone of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing." -Pippin

"What's short term memory loss?"-Pippin
"It's kind of like what you have, Pip."-Merry
"What do I have Merry?"
"You have stupidity. It's kind of like short term memory loss."-Merry and Pip in Dead of Night by Mint Sauce. I love Pippin though! He's my favorite hobbit!

"Oh, no, not again."-The bowl of petunias in THGTTG

"This student is like my cat Barney."-Mrs. Phippen

"Meow cat I am meow"-Quacky Z

"...cucumber I am..."-Quacky Z

"Living things don't look too pretty with their heads bashed in."-Starteen13

"I'll go kill the cook."-Chris, the waiter at Chilie's

"The time has come to discuss massive amounts of chocolate!"-Chris again

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know." ~Groucho Marx

"This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I don't know."~Groucho Marx

"Leeches roasting on an open fire,
Lobsters nipping at your nose!"-K.Z.

"This is Berlin. They know baseball and beer, and that's about it. They know what a pretzel is."-Pearl

"A whale is not a fish."
"Just like a moose is not a reindeer."-Robert and me.

"Welcome to the Magical Field of Magicalness."
"I thought you said it was the Magical Field of Fieldiness."
"I did. The name changes every five minutes!"-Katie

"Welcome to the Magical Field of Magical Grasshoppers That When They Bite You You Turn Magical!"-Katie

"What? Don't what me, I'm whating you! Don't what me when I what you!"-Pelletier

"Today is Snuffly themed! Why, you ask? Why not? It's cute, it's cuddly, and it makes silly noises while it eats."-Neopets

"What part of 'no' don't they understand? N-O!"
"The 'O' part 'cause it goes round and round and confuses them."-Turtle and Raines

"The Adventures of Vivian Carlson and The Human Pillow"-Nick


Yeah I know it's long. Oh well. I think I've said that one hundred times this week. Oh well.

"If abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the teenage population would die in the next 24 hours.

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Surprisingly Perceptive by LimeFlamingo reviews
Alone in the loft with Mr. and Mrs. Ford, Eliot proves to be far more perceptive than the team gives him credit for. Nate/Sophie pairing, with lots of Eliot&Sophie's clever, bickering friendship. Set post Season 5, slightly AU.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Sophie D. - Complete
Holidays in Eden by YeahLev reviews
Pre-series. Nate Ford is a family man. Eliot Spencer is trying to put his past with Moreau behind him. When Nate hires Eliot for a dangerous retrieval, they hate each other. But when they run afoul of a cartel enforcer, they have to learn to work together.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,582 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Nathan F., Eliot S.
Say Live and Let Die by Ultra-Geek reviews
Post 5x13. Agent Arthur Pendragon and his team are the best the Agency has to offer. But their boss has started sending them on search and retrieve missions after odd things, like a broken sword. Then comes Chicago, and suddenly the game has changed.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,993 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Watching the Girls Go By by OneWonders reviews
A collection of stories about the goings on in Camelot as Arthur, Merlin and the knights set about rebuilding after Morgana's defeat at the end of season 3. Banter and bromance. Chapter 4 is now up, would you believe! The World of Good: Arthur's attempts to stamp out further mention of Boris and the Chamber Pot Incident is met with resistance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Phone Calls by Sprite91360 reviews
Various phone calls on Eliot's phone. I'll publish as the calls come in.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Eliot S.
Loyalty, Cowardice, and Love by DStonegarden reviews
Three scenarios that really could have made 4x13 much more interesting. Canon pairings only. Love: Tristan lays Isolde to rest in a certain lake, and discerns a few interesting facts about Merlin...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Most Adorable Army The World Has Ever Known by Jammeke reviews
Young Merlin, Gwaine, Lancelot, Elyan, Leon and Percival vie for Teacher Arthur's attention. Here be knights, superheroes, ladders, epiphanies and an exasperated teacher who is not fond of his children in the slightest, thank you very much.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Space Oddity by Emmylou reviews
Sherlock Holmes was hit by an explosion in 2010 and when he woke up it was 1983. Gene Hunt isn't ready for a new DI yet, and doesn't know what he's in for. Sherlock BBC and Ashes to Ashes crossover.
Crossover - Ashes to Ashes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Sometimes it takes a complete stranger to give you a new perspective.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Carter - Complete
Fireflies on Gallifrey by merlintriss reviews
Just getting a feel for this combination. He's always in such pain, the screams of planets filling his head. He is an orphan, his family and race lost to time and space. And she's just a little bit damaged. River and the Ninth Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/12/2009 - 9th Doctor, River - Complete
Rotten Vegetables by piptook reviews
(Written for Marigold's challenge 13) Why does Merry hate radishes so much?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
No Such Gorram Thing by Lady Yueh reviews
There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Nora: The Beginning by Piratica reviews
Oh god, it's being rewritten. It's better now, I promise. Nora Johnson, 13, gets stuck in Middle Earth. 10th walker, includes book and movie, vaguely entertaining nonetheless. Also needs a better title.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/29/2004
Ode To Leather Pants by Seras Serenity reviews
Trace just can't understand why Dureena isn't interested in him. Max tries to explain things, as only he can. Implied Dureena/Galen
Crusade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Through the rain curtain by Eledhwen reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who, 9th Doctor. A soldier at the Somme is whisked away from the trenches by a stranger, to a world where a new, fragile peace is being built. Chapter 5 and epilogue added.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - 9th Doctor
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Justifying The Means by PadawanMage reviews
Set during 'In The Pale Moonlight', we see what Garak was thinking when he sabotaged the Romulan senator's shuttle.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - E. Garak, B. Sisko - Complete
Mere Winkles by AlvaFan reviews
Paul Callan and Alva Keel work their most miraculous case ever.
Miracles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
A Horcrux? by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
My theory about the last Horcrux. Just a joke, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wreck of the Artaris by Forge2 reviews
Mal boards the wreck of a luxury liner and steal a mysterious box from Cabin 7. Months later a young woman is kidnapped on Persephone. More importantly, what game is their latest passenger, known only as the Doctor, playing? Xover w Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,058 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
First Second Breakfast by CrazyViolin reviews
Legolas finds out just what Pippin means by Second Breakfast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Elementary, My Dear ObiWan by Frostfyre7 reviews
Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,083 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Dodecagon by Veldeia reviews
A dream come true turns into a living nightmare when SG1 are trapped in an Ancient science lab. Season 9. With Dannywhumping, and a few visitors from B5: Crusade.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Crusade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,918 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - D. Jackson - Complete
Coming in from the Cold by Selena reviews
Garak reveals the truth about a forgotten episode during the Dominion War, costarring one Alfred Bester. Crossover with Babylon 5.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2005 - E. Garak - Complete
Southern Winds of an Unknown World by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
When Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are captured by strange creatures, the rest of the Fellowship must join with a very strange group to rescue them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Faramir, Legolas - Complete
The Forgotten by Faerlas reviews
FINISHED! She went into a land that she had only dreamed of, became a thing of her dreams, and now... I accept anonymous reviews! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,451 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Legolas - Complete
The Hooded Man by Liek reviews
COMPLETE. Robin Hood, middle earth style.. (but WITHOUT transportations into Middel earth)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
New Beginnings by lindahoyland reviews
May 1st 3019.Aragorn is crowned King and to Faramir's surprise retains him as Steward. A New Age dawns for Gondor, but Faramir is still haunted by the past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
The Love of Hope by Tinorial Peredhil reviews
A poem from Elrond’s POV about Aragorn’s life and his love of Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Elrond, Aragorn
Sauron's Version of The Piano Man by Arianae -Artemis- Kaaratan reviews
A humorous piece from Sauron's PoV, written to the tune of "The Piano Man". R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Sauron
Yule at Bag End by Hai Took reviews
Merry and Pippin spend Bag End with Frodo and Sam at Bag End! Just a fluff story written for Marigold's Challenge 11!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005
Nightfall Without a Star by Ms Whatsit reviews
After Aragorn's death, Arwen and Legolas discuss their grief and hope.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Arwen U., Legolas
An inTREEsting meeting by piptook reviews
(Written for Marigold's challenge 13) Did Merry and Pippin ever find the Entwives for Treebeard...?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Our friendship compared to food by piptook reviews
This is a letter Pippin wrote to Merry, explaining how much Merry meant to him, since Pippin couldn't seem to put it into words after they got home from the war. (No slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
A Hobbit's Wedding by piptook reviews
You may have heard of Marigold Cotton, and as you may also know, she is getting married soon, so as my wedding present to her, I wrote her a story about her wedding, LOTR style. It's very nonsensical, so enjoy! And congrats to Marigold!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Without His Lifelong Friend by CrazyViolin reviews
Merry and Pippin are in Gondor for their final days. I'm told this needs a tissue warning! Please, please, pretty please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Losing by piptook reviews
(Read and Review!) Yule is coming, and Merry is off to visit his aunt and uncle's house. Everything seems fine until Pippin gets bored...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Think About Your Lunch, Pippin by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Spoofs of Think about your life, Pippin and Morning Glow from the musical Pippin. Think about your lunch, Pippin, and Rising Dough
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Avanwe's Quest by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Two Elves make a bet. Avanwe has to get the Fellowship to perform a play - perfectly. Is it possible?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
The Good of this World by Smeagol Fasir Kenobi reviews
Two soldiers whose worlds have been virtually destroyed find comfort in each other. PG for a very brief battle scene.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Faramir - Complete
Walking in Ada´s Boots by Alinah reviews
[Complete] When little Estel decides to play a trick on his elven brothers and things go wrong, he finds out that his Ada is there for him - even when he finds himself utterly alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
My Friend by JadziaKathryn reviews
Garak writes to Bashir about friendship and a medical mystery. One-shot.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004 - E. Garak, J. Bashir - Complete
Due East, you dolt! by Pippin's LadyKnight reviews
One shot about Jack and Will. A change in conversation when they first got out of the bay. You know the 'my father was not a pirate, etc etc...' Humerous, I hope. Minor Will bashing. (But that's very very very minor, I love him 2) Read and Review! Thanx
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Gardener by Pippin's LadyKnight reviews
Hi again! This is a poem from a hobbit gardener's point of view. Maybe Sam's or his Gaffer! Hobbit's love thier gardens! R&R!THANX!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Samwise G. - Complete
Trees by Pippin's LadyKnight reviews
This is a pretty short poem, from a tree's POV. Perhaps Treebeard's, for the lost Entwives! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Treebeard - Complete
The Madcap Adventures of Nigel Pivington Jones by The Noble Platypus reviews
Chapter six up! An author's creation wrekes havoc in her favorite fandoms! It's officially become a crossover from heck, and the fellowship is lost in Hogwarts! OH NO! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003
Legolas Greenleaf long under tree.... by Sasha Kaidanovsky reviews
Galadriel's warning in fruition. Not a romance, but more a sad show of the Friendship between Gimli and Legolas that was sorely missed in the movie. It's also a bit of a spoiler
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
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As the Pen Falls reviews
This is the tale of a depressed and somewhat insane neopet. Short and probably one-shot.
Neopets - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Shadows of a Wolf reviews
A stranger joins up with the Fellowship and quickly wins the trust of the hobbits. She does not quite find favor with Gandalf. He supects something strange about this girl but the only one who can unlock her dark past is herself. Not Mary-Sue. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2005