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Name: Yea right

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Age: Immortal

Occupation: U.S. Marine.

Ya'll don't need my whole life story so I'll throw out the basics. I like Philadelphia, fighting, shooting, exercising, reading, cooking, fishing, crabbing, and the great outdoors. Oh and beer. Definitely beer. Lagers, stouts, pilsners and the occasional IPA. I dislike avocados, weakness, being sick and manipulative, two-faced assholes.

Been a faithful follower of FF.net since 2000. It's a great place to see the imagination really come alive and watch people unleash their creativity. To an avid reader like myself, this place is a digital Valhalla.

I've dabbled in all sorts of categories over the years: Pokémon, Digimon, DBZ, X-Men, Teen Titans, Swat Kats, Zoids, Gundam, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Harry Potter, Naruto, Inuyasha, Sekirei, Evangelion, and Warhammer 40k.

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Change is Good Right? by Lu Lu-Chan25 reviews
After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto is found in the woods crying by none other than Hinata Hyuuga. Naruto decides to make a change. And he isn't the only one. Follow the teens in their quest to change and change the minds of others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,843 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 1/26/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., OC]
The Legend of Gaia's Sennin by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 350,963 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Part-Time Sidekicks by Imyoshi reviews
Different world—different set of rules—still the same old sidekicks.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,470 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Ron S., Shego]
Devil Ninja by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 331,999 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 6,133 - Follows: 6,431 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., T. Koneko
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 496,837 - Reviews: 5171 - Favs: 7,386 - Follows: 6,940 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Eleven by Geor-sama reviews
Defeated, captured, rescued, exiled. Nii Yugito is an emotional wreck, and the fact that she's attracted to the single loudest ninja to ever exist is not helping matters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,240 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8176 - Favs: 9,504 - Follows: 8,725 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
God of Fertility by Kurogane7 reviews
Warning: Extreme Smut. Long ago, before the Juubi's rampage, there were gods. Then those gods vanished, and with them, so did men. Now, Uzumaki Naruto must do his duty, as the god of Fertility...and Lust.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,877 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 8/16/2015
A New World of War by bathedinblood reviews
With his teacher's dream fulfilled, Naruto faded from the minds of his people. Alone and left to his seals, an experiment goes wrong and throws him across the stars. When he wakes up during the seige of Anvil Gate, he quickly realizes that war is a very common thing.
Crossover - Naruto & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,114 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Naruto U., Samantha B./Sam, D. Baird, V. Hoffman
Halo: the Art of War by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,676 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Prophet of Truth
Tales of Outcasts by The Night Hunter reviews
Sometimes few ill placed words can change one's future dramatically. This a story of Uzumaki Naruto and the group of people similar to him that struggles in brutal Shinobi world. Those are Tales of Outcasts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 174,457 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Tayuya, Fū, Anko M.
Realized Potential by Dridius reviews
Ron accidentally uncovers Drakken's evil Lil' Diablo plot. Instead of getting Kim from Prom he goes it alone so that she can have her special night. AU.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,302 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Ron S., Kim P.
New Century Zero: Season Off by Requiem17 reviews
The heroes of NC0 must save Zi once again alongside friends and against new evolutions of old enemies. This time on Zoids: The Miracle of New Century Zero. Let's finish this. Ready? Fight!
Zoids - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,760 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bit C., Leena T. - Complete
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 7,860 - Follows: 8,134 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Vanilla Swirl by Imyoshi reviews
"Yea?" Monique challenged halfheartedly, "And who is the right person?"
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,920 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Ron S., Monique]
ION by G-Go reviews
Ten years after UNION, Ray Beam's final, desperate attempt to conquer the Earth and exact revenge on Kim and Ron... has succeeded...now what? This is the final installment of the Reuniverse Trilogy.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14468 - Favs: 19,133 - Follows: 16,688 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
She's Got The Fire & He Walks Through It by 90sDeathGrip reviews
Post Graduation. Abrupt and out of the blue, Shego's calls number less than once a week. They most often come to Ron like nightmares, finding him deep in the night, long after he's gone to bed. Ron x Shego, possibly Kim x Drakken
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Drakken
Partners in Crime by weirdbard reviews
It was suppose to be just another theft for Drakken so how did Shego find herself and Ron Stoppable as playthings to two insane women? crossover with batman. Shego/Ron and Ivy/Harley.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 367,354 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Shego, Ron S.
Road to Titan by SunshineSketch reviews
After his fight with Sasuke, Naruto now finds himself stuck in a world where humans are no longer on the top of the food chain. Now stuck in a world where ninja aren't even a fairy tale, Konoha's number one knucklehead now finds himself fighting against giants called 'Titans' and facing one of his greatest challenges yet. Going home, or staying where the heart is. Naruto x Mikasa
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,562 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Foundations of the World by 50caliberchaos reviews
Hoenn lays broken, reeling from civil war and suffocating beneath the tyrannical grip of warlords who rampage across the land. To this shattered country May, Wallace, and their allies bring a message of hope. But can May's idealism survive the realities of war? Can Wallace survive his disease? Fate has them set on a collision course with monsters, gods, and perhaps even each other.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,617 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - May/Haruka, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Wally/Mitsuru
Drop in Reality by brindani reviews
Kim Possible has saved the world countless times. What happens when a drop in the fabric of reality leads to the world's savior seeking utter destruction? Is there anyone that can stop the unstoppable?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,912 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Ron S., Shego
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Making Uzumaki by PsyckoSama reviews
Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,343 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Naruto U., Haku
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story halted; see REMASTER version]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Rise of Death and Despair by bathedinblood reviews
When Kakashi makes a bid to save the world from an enraged Naruto, he ends up being sucked into the portal with him. On the other side, Kakashi and Naruto are pulled into a world of politics and insurrection. Amidst the chaos of a revolution, will they find their way back home, or lose themselves to the call of war?
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,568 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Führer Bradley, Roy M.
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,195 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Blade and the Bloom II by NMR68 reviews
The whole crew is back from the 1st book and then some! This time nothing is off the table as they encounter a sinister force that will shed light on the origins of Yamanouchi, each other & possibly...everything? Action, sex & small cross over with a few Marvel characters. Like Shego said at the end of the last one "You aint seen nuthin yet!" RonGo, KP/OC, AU, solid "M" rating
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 134,831 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Mass Effect: Blood and Iron by Havoc-legionnaire reviews
AU. How does one deal with a rising superpower? How does one unite a galaxy to stand as one? The answers lie in the hands of one man: Commander Nathaniel Shepard. Discontinued with spoilers now.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Shepard (F)
Kim Possible, Endings and Beginnings by Fabius Maximus reviews
A story branching off of DoofusPrime's "Life at the Top." This is going to be in some respects a bleak story. It is going to be a bleak story by *my* standards. You have been warned.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,298 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kim P.
The Fourth Great Shinobi War by top reviews
The world of the Hidden Villages seemed stable, but like so much in the ninja world that was a mere illusion. Sequel to Shadow Alliance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,919 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Evolution by smithy801 reviews
Following on from Naruto's encounter with Sasuke at Orochimaru's lair, a different path is forged for our prankster hero. And is there are blossoming romance between Naruto and Sakura or Naruto and Hinata? Only time will tell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,641 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2988 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Shadow Alliance by top reviews
Naruto is called home early from his training. The conflict with Sound is growing and as they desperately try to replace their losses a message from a former ally comes to the village and might be their salvation but, they've betrayed them before. Sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,448 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unbreakable Bond by Marine Brother Shran reviews
A cross synchronization experiment has gone wrong between Shinji and Rei. Both have experienced each other's memories and lives. The effects are still unknown. How will this affect Gendo, and the relationship between the two pilots? SxR OOC
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,855 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Empty Lairs by weirdbard reviews
Sometimes a location for a lair that looks too good to be true, maybe be empty for a reason. And sometimes that reason maybe a killer one Drakken and Shego find out.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Shego, Ron S. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
The Blade & the Bloom by NMR68 reviews
An ancient prophecy leaves Ron and KP facing some hard truths.Shego finds herself in a real sitch while some new faces and old stories come to light. Swords, guns, sex, violence and naked skydiving.What more do you want?Rated a solid M. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 134,854 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Halo: The Path of Reclamation by soulguard reviews
Book 3: The Human Covenant war has shifted and time is more crucial then ever, as Earth is completely under the rule of the fierce Brute campaign. Can the last human efforts stop Truth's war machine? The final chapter of the Halo Side Trilogy has begun
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,172 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Ron Stoppable, Ultimate Monkey Master by Quis Custodiet reviews
A terrible indiscretion splits Team Possible at the worst possible time. With no friends left, Ron Stoppable must turn to his greatest enemies in order to claim the mantle of Ultimate Monkey Master and stave off destruction of the universe. RONGO!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 203,734 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - [Ron S., Shego] Kim P. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
UNION by G-Go reviews
The epic sequel to REUNION is now complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 251,901 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
REUNION by G-Go reviews
Kim Possible returns to Middleton High School for her Ten Year Reunion. Chock full of action, suspence, romance, and intrigue. Epilogue part of this COMPLETE, nutritious story.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,659 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete